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onila:

onila:
I am so happy

people rarely say good things abt me
I get bullied everyday by nairaland members and real life
its so sad

when i get a compliment once in a while, it helps me learn more abt myself
gives me an ego boost

the internet game said I am fine and classy
great taste in things
and I will make a great wine taster

do wine tasters make money

postmann:
[b]OneManLegion, you lost your soul to some atheist scholars whose brains are so small, they can't say what exactly tomorrow holds for them.

An African atheist--like I told you earlier when you jumped on my thread even though you haven't even finished grade 1 in atheism--is the worst of fools.


A fallen vagabond, cursed by the gods of his forefathers and possessed by a legion of demons. A troubled, dark soul, cursed with uncommon ugliness, whose waist is as narrow as one of my thighs.

You are a slave originally dedicated for sacrifice. Maybe that's why you hate divinity so much. The gods of your forefathers never loved you. Your uncommon ugliness befuddled them so much that there was a 3 day mourning of silence after your birth. You were the harbinger of doom, the dark child long prophesied!

Banished and Forsaken by the gods, you roam the earth with vengeance like your father, Satan who gave you a legion of his evil spirits hence your moniker (OneManLegion)

You manifest your uncleanliness in several ways:

-You're the accuser of the brethren

-The Spirit of Falsehood: fraud and deceit: Masquerading as an angel of light with your endless monikers

-Pride (the chief trait of your father the devil) trying to teach what you don't know and use words you have no clue to their meaning e.g "Deign"

-Defeatism: cast down, overthrown, and rejected, you hunt for victims with blood-red eyes and a dark heart full of envy.

-False assumption: you never knew or understood your place. You were created for sacrificial purposes only.

Now take a look at you? Does any ruler, even of the tiniest of kingdoms, come in your form? Ugly and narrow-minded. A sufferer of Cushing disease which resulted in your waist being as tiny as that of a 4 year old child? You were rejected even before your conception.

You lack the brains and the looks, and you have a dark heart full of vengeance, envy and false pride. How do you hope to survive?

You're an empty shell and a waste of oxygen. A toy-antichrist destined for damnation (save you repent).
Of what does your neighbour gain of you? You're the unwanted ugly _ogre mummy said to avoid at all cost for all that surrounds you is darkness and despair. [/b]

postmann:
Ok. It's was a foolish attempt at playing the racial card, trying to intimidate our women (the ignorant ones).

And some many NL males couldn't read between the lines?

postmann:
Above my reply, my heart aches for not coming early enough.

[b]Le.zz, where were you when opportunity beckoned to commit homicide, when some lost zombies wandered into enemy teritory?

OP,

On my way to the office I past over a 100 black, brown, ebony chocolate beautiful women, far more beautiful that the doll you posted up there.

As for the doll, she doesnt meet my specification for the following reasons:

Her nose is too long, it would be a struggle locating her lips should I engage her in a kiss.

And there again, I run the risk of kissing some jawbones called lips. Her lips are too tiny to chew.

Again, I find her a little too plastic. A bag of bones who would creak under my sheer weight should I mount her.

I'm a hard man, I supervise heavy duty machineries. I get in gloves and get the job done should my boys need my expertise.

And when I get home, I need my woman, soft and padded up, with flesh nicely distributed on all delicate zones just the way an African man wants his woman.
I don't need to come home to some ass-less, bony, under-the-knife, skeletal piece of junk you call a woman. I need flesh not a bag of bones.

Look, I'm black. My name is Africa, my code is Nigeria.

Our women are the queen of them all.
I get lost in her brown, innocent eyes
She is feminine in her every stride.
Her lips are soft and full; she's the greatest of kissers
Her thighs are two sacred holy pillars
Ample and firm, they guide me home, safely to paradise
And her behind...LOL! I get lost in that great maze and I never, ever want to be found. That two mound of flesh is worth more than all the rupees of India.

Get me some real African woman and to hell with that lab-rat you posted up there.[/b]

misspicy:
Aawwwwnn



I can read it Le.zzlie,its glaring

postmann:
The yoke of pretence bears down on you heavily
You frail thief, coloured in decay and morbidity
The path to your house is an abandoned route
A sequestered virulent disease
Desperate to break loose
Nairaland's most potent impersonator

Thou first amongst fools;
Who seeketh thee?
You're contagious!
My friends most be saved
From thy evil claws.

NewSheriff:
Lol nice thread! You made us laugh!

But you gave us too many clues to who you are.
Is it a coincidence that you said no derogatory thing about yourself but only hyped yourself? You even used the opportunity to lash TheSonOfMark who's your number 1 enemy on NL for exposing you too many times. Fortunate to get a visa out of the country you say? Lmfao! A leopard never changes it's skin.
I'm not also surprised you lashed at Nubian113 because all through her stay here, she no send you.


I'm not also surprised you brought Laveda into this. We all know you wooed her here on NL but she didn't give you what you wanted. Same with Nubian113. I remember you bringing Nubian113 into your fight with lezz few weeks back. A Leopard indeed, never changes it's skin.



Be more careful next time.

Synzu:
That's way too much info. I knew that too but didn't wanna bring it up. Check the part of ur post I edited for a clue.

Synzu:
I think I might know who that is. He's the usual suspect, but my NL frenemies are too damn much bro! TheSe days its hard to know who's who. I know Naughty'll never describe me the way he did so I'm sure its NOT her.

Synzu:
Something tells me a certain "naughty" is behind this acct. And that of luv/hateU2.

Asslicker:
...back from the break.

Next on my list is:
Synzu:
This guy is as mysterious As a chameleon. He has nothing else to do with his life but create numerous NL accounts. And he's famous for making comments and liking them with his alternate monikers. Who said likes don't mean anything?
Definitely Not MR Synzu!

Next!
Cutehector aka Donbenedict
This pathological Womanizer still remains the one and only guy that'll fill a full page on FP asking a girl what she ate last week. He was supposedly accused of dating misspicy and Estharfabian at once. Some player, he is!

He rebuked Ever dating Misspicy but condoned the thought of dating Estharfabian.
Estharfabian on the other hand vowed she has NEVER Seen or met with his man ever in her life. Who's lying among the two?
My money is on hector!

Next!
Vikziz
There's always something going on around this guy. Few months ago! Estharfabian Professed her undying love for this Nigga. And it beats me why shell choose a rat-haired dude like this over cool guys like decker, ronald4liff and even ME!
I hate this guy for stealing her heart! Another asslicker!

Next!
darkenrebel
This Underaged, baby-faced child, who postmann (lezz's nemesis) called a "kid with a dictionary in his pocket" was once catsfished by the gay guys TSOM. Apparently, he has a crush on the NL Rag (Nubian)(now deactivated)
He was fortunate to steal a visa out of the country.

....More coming up soon! Make I go piss!

sheilak:
Why are you so daft?

Did I tell you that I am a feminist? And what if I am?

You still won't be able to do nada about it

I don't need that word. Losers like you cannot stop me

Didn't you see that I intend to preach Daxlasaint's feminism to Aisha?
Aisha is going to be a medical doctor someday, she will grow up to be able to vote and be voted for

And she is going to have a beautiful family





I am in the psy computer lab in Scrymgeour building
I don't call home. I don't need to.
Thanks for caring




Why don't you continue to search for employment and leave me and my Aisha alone? Stop getting butt-hurt over me and Aisha.

Whatever you say is not going to stop me or my furutre project


Good day to you

NewSheriff:
Are you just been stupíd? Have you been to the north before? Poverty is the only reason why some people aren't educated in the north_not because the society doesn't allow them. Dumbo!

doveda:
You wish

You and I know that you are a joke


I am quasi-male, I am a she-male. Infact, I have got testes

Whatever,

It won't stop us from making you open countless threads

KingCheezyPuff:
bye.

KingCheezyPuff:
Lady what you talkin'! what?!!

sheilak:
Obviously, I am smarter than you

You were part of the losers that need to be put in his place

I won't hesitate to show how lowly you are

I am trying a new me

You have had enough schooling for today

KingCheezyPuff:
...........why would we though?

KingCheezyPuff:
Not a feminist.

daretodiffer:
You are very stupid

Who needs your wealth or whatever you are selling

You and I are miles apart

Aisha is the type of woman for you

And as a she-man, I have my type of men already



Hopefully, Aisha won't spend all your wealth fixing herself

Loser!

daretodiffer:
*siighs*

Aisha does not have the same opportunity like you do to be whatever she wants be. Her brothers will not be stopped from pursuing education or a business if they wanted to but she would.


I have that. She does not.


Easy-peasy!

Synzu:
He's clearly an ignorant kid who doesn't have a clue how women are being married off. I'll leave him to bask in his foolishness.

icedbeatz:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaa what a swell question, "if placed" exposes her admitting that she's weak. She expects to be placed (sense of entitlement of dumbos) not knowing things and goals are set and worked towards with sweat,tears,pains,sacrifices before the can be achieved/earned. Mpheew mentally she isn't even prepared to take care of things let alone literally. Kids.

daretodiffer:
*sighs*

I and Aisha from Maiduguri are different.

My environment and level of education and exposure are different from hers

I will not suffer any significant backlash for striving too hard

However,

Aisha does not have what I have. We are two different people

She is seen as a lesser being

She might be ostracised if she tries too hard, but I won't

She is going to be scared at the thought of seeing herself the way I see myself

If I were in her position, I will need an orientation

That would make me feel like a boss

That would tell me that all is fine

She needs the daxlasaint's feminism to be like me

Whereas, I do not need it



Are you still confused?

daretodiffer:
Why am I always misunderstood?

I don't care because I do not need it

However I know that there are some people out there who need it

And unlike you I don't see it as 'superiority over men'

daretodiffer:
Hopefully

However I will make the concept of 'individualism' and balance between 'the society and self' my primary focus

Synzu:
I'll advise you shut the fvck up cos you obviously don't know shitt about traditional wedding rites. Collecting even N10 from the groom does not absolve him from procuring needed items for the marriage (which is where the spending is). My sisters were married off for a bride price of N900 but their husbands still satisfied normal marriage rites which gulped almost 200K for each.

Next time, ask questions properly before calling someone a hypocrite because of your own ignorance. Retardedd dolt!

daxlasaint:
you dont seem to understand why i what i was saying with my post.... this is what i think true feminism should be about.... just like we have different belief systems within the same Religion... i even stated i would rather it be termed humanism