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DeeTus:
OP, you're a bad boy. Stop revealing this secret!

Don't worry, it's not something to be easily applied. The narrative is detailed enough but it's a different matter in reality.


In the lure of glitter of thighs, a flash of cleavages, and the rush of blood to the phallus, alot of guys reading this would find it hard recalling the lines.

Only the true masters will survive

Why the heck do you think they are lots of dissatisfied women everywhere?

refiner:
can u guys even do wifout sex self?....I hate guys who always talk about sex like its dere life!....can't u open a profitable thread


*makes signs of d cross and walks out!*

The header made no pretence about what's to follow. But you walked in still.

You like the images his words paint in your mind, Refiner.

amtaken:
Hunger is sometimes equivalent to insanity, God forbid.

That's why he thinks Ghana is so good.

He never knew that a country of only 25 million people, that has been producing gold before NIGERIA had independence should have far more domestic and economic balance than Nigeria, a country of over 170 million.

*But Ghana still has higher inflation than nigeria

*Still has no billionaire when NIGERIA has over 22

*Still has a lower PPP and per capita income

*Still depends on Nigeria for gas for her electricity she still owes till this day.

Just30:
I don't hate nigerians but I hate the life styles they put up when they come to Ghana. They are too load play music when it's time to go to be, my neighbours waste bin stink badly and by the way they are nigerians. Sometimes I wonder why I don't complain about Liberians and other citizens of African decent, it always come to this Nigerians feel they have the right to be noticed so they must be treated special which they don't have by the way.

Nigerians have the superiority complex Alright. Hate it or love it, we are the boldest and most entrepreneurial in Africa

Just30:
How can you consider purchasing the end product of some ones work an investment into an economy? Your schools really have poor standards.

Ghana has no intellectually acclaimed nobel laureate. Your schools are one step above secondary education.

Just30:
.So let us take real estate for consideration: so I go out there to look for funding and fund my property developement, after it's completed a nigerian who is fleeing nigeria for a better place in Africa closer to home, make a purchase in my developed property..... How does it make him the invester and own and economy? Let me state facts : glo is folding up cos they can't stand the competition, nigerians attending private universities in Ghana adds nothing to the economy of Ghana they rather gain from the opportunity created by Ghana....and goes on to promote economic growth in nigerians. Providing Educational opportunities is considered the responsibility of the state by Ghana government policy therefore private universities don't pay tax to the state. One thing 95% of educated Ghanaians have in common is public secondary school education

The other postulations are the after effects of delusions of grandeur!

Ghana's #50 billion economy ranks her far below war ravaged Sudan and Lybia. So Ghana needs all the money Nigerians are pouring there.

Most Ghanaians didn't have Bank accounts until GTB poped up.

More than half the population of Ghana are without GSM

Only 12% have access to internet, so you need Glo like air.

Malaysia, the UK, US still rake revenue from foreigners attending their universities and an epileptic, scavanging Ghanaian is here deceiving who?

Go check where your next meal is coming from and see if IMF is ready to feed you again.

Docile lots!!!

amtaken:
I think he wrote it from the point of hunger, judging by his name.

Lolz, hunger actually has a way of distorting reality and inducing hallucinations

amtaken:
I think he deserves to be flogged mercilessly by our mods.

I just wish that post of his to be taken down or flung way down the line.

Truth234:
The economy is not in the best shape but when you compared the state of Nigerian economy to similar nations, generating 90% of their foreign revenue from oil you will agree with me that Nigeria is not doing bad at all.

Currently, among such nations, Nigeria is the best in term of investment destination. When you look at emerging-economies, Nigeria is second after China, the 2nd largest economy in the world. Mind you, China has lost over $4 trillion this year, Brazil two years ago was most thriving emerging economy and currently relegated to junk by credit rating, same with Venezuela, Argentina, etc.

In Africa, South Africa is regarded as business powerhouse, but this year alone South Africa has suffered from global financial slowdown and Rand lost about 30% against the US dollar, 2016 economic growth forecast was cut to 0.9% from 1.7%.

The same thing happened to Angola, even after devaluing her currency, Kwanza, slides 40%. Russia, Kazakhstan, Turkey, Asia-Pacific (Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia, New Zealand, etc) are all suffering from global financial crisis but somehow Nigeria has been able to manage it better.

Please note that this situation is similar to what happened in 2008 (recession), with even lower oil prices but because of 2008 experience, financial institutions, Central banks, etc. are making adjustments to their monetary policies just like this administration is doing. Even at that, Abenomics developed by Abe, Japan Prime Minister has failed. So Nigeria situation is not unique.

This administration is not A Government Of Failure, Tears And Disappointment but of hope, determination and strength, even in the face of global pressure to devalue and succumb to IMF cabal, We stand and soon we will all reap from this administration. Stay positive.

I don't know where you've been hiding or maybe I'm the one not looking close enough.

What you just wrote up there is a classic masterpiece of geopolitical dispersal.

You need to come to the foreign affairs thread often and deliver these cold facts!

iamord:
I did not give you my opinion but said it as it is. And that is enough facts. You decided not to dance around the threshold and bring me into your same old tales by moonlight. Of which that's not the topic of discussion.

Lolz, facts? Fact must have an exclusive definition to you then.

Emotional recitations aren't facts.

Nigeria shoulders ECOWAS financial burden more than any other country in Africa #fact.

Nigeria is amongst 5 African countries that bears the financial responsibility of AU

Nigeria has far more investments in Ghana than Ghana has in Nigeria. These are facts.

Now _fucking debunk them!!!

OXYGEN01:
See how happy they were.They were happy because they knew how useless nigeria was(currently beyond useless though).

Progressing with a $50 billion economy and being IMF top charity case!!!

Your demency has reached the point where it defies medical interpretation

iamord:
lol! Rebuttal you say? You are funny! There is nothing to approve or disprove from your talk cos you are already off point

I need facts and debunking of my assertions!!!

So far what you are giving me is just your opinion.

amtaken:
You are a Ghanaian.

Ask him please!!!

What a graceless, borderline ignorant comment to have been the first to comment on a sensitive topic as this.

iamord:
you are totally off point. you come up with the same old stupendous rants over and over again which assertion's my point.

Then you're still hanging onto the dry, weathered leaves of Ad hominem.

Not even a pretence of a rebuttal.

iamord:
I expected that you will come up here soon. It's like you guys brains a tweaked towards never ending arguments and all manner of silly talk . I must commend you for your good use of English but the truth is that a lot of you including yourself speak with so much ignorance and indecency .

The topic was about reflecting on the Ghana expulsion from Nigerian. And you guys have turned it into a chest beating competition . Where is the sense there?

It's only normal that everyone will like to tell their stores to suite their own line. But let's learn to be truthful and say things as they are. As many as there were teachers and all sorts of artisans from Ghana in Nigeria. The same way there were also well to do Ghanaians with influence. The same is no different from when Nigerians where in ghana before the first deportation . So let's not try to sound one sided.

But one thing is for certain the ghana's majority that did their menial jobs did it well and did not constitute nuisance while living in Nigeria. They served a purpose
They even did better than their Nigerian counterparts. Every Nigerian that was opportuned to be tutored by a Ghanaian has nothing but good tales of their sound history and disciple. So were did there insults and belittling come from.? Is this how you people say thank you for the good they did?
On what grounds do you say you control ghana's economy. That Ghana gave you the allowance and the enabling environment to invest and do business in their own country now means that you control the economy. What an outlandish statement. You people need to learn some manners cos you have none

Let us dispense with the drapery of theatrical hypocrisy.

I was only responding to ill-conceived postulation put forward by a Nigerian who doesn't know a bit about geo-politics.

We have absolutely nothing to be thankful about Ghanaians' sojourn here.

Ghana has no reasonable investment in Nigeria.
Nigeria's investments in Ghana is running into billions of dollars, from large firms to individual companies. The few Nigerian miscreants there do not blot out the relevance of Nigeria's economic impact in your local economy.

Ghana still make use of Nigeria's satellites for agriculture, weather, geology and environmental protection.

Nigeria still shoulders ECOWAS burden financially, logistically and materially.

We are still amongst the 5 biggest African country financing the AU today and tomorrow.


I cannot envisage Ghana deporting Globa com, GTB, Dangote, first bank, Access and the whole lot of thousands of Nigerians who do retail and wholesale in Ghana's mainarket.


Tell me, when was the law in Ghana passed? That law that stipulates that Nigerians should employ at least 4 Ghanaians before they can run their business?

HungerBAD:
The sad thing is.

Today, Ghana is Economically stable than Nigeria, and what did they do to Nigerians trooping every 10 Minutes into their Country? they showed us love.

We should emulate how Ghana shows everybody love into our lives.

There's a misconception here!!

Ghana's economy is still far below Nigeria's, both in GDP per capita, GDP norminal and purchasing power parity (PPP).

When Ghanaians were here alot were teachers and professionals, the vast majority were shoe-menders, gate-keepers, porridge hawkers and illegal nuisance.

The Nigerian government simple deported those illegal Ghanaians through diplomatic protocols and channels.


Fast forward to this day, the vast majority of Nigerians in Ghana control the domestic economy of that country. From macro/micro retail, services, import and export, real estate...etc.

Glo, dangote, GTB, Fidelity, and a host of Nigerian service firms are all in Ghana.

The difference is clear!!!

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-mtn-withdraws-suit-ncc-pays-n50bn-good-faith

Where are those, pap-swilling, tree-hoping xenophobic Zulus who boasted mtn will win the suit.

Nonsense!!!
They cowered just like always.

misspicy:
Mystage, you forgot too quickly how I slayed you when I was still in the ministry?

I still finished you qatarplaygoat,you had to deactivate again and come under these mumuish moniker,still I caught you before you could think of it? did you ever ask yourself how?

stupid don't make me destroy these your moniker again,am sure you have run out of gmails

...nigga am on retirement,your type can't bring me back dawg ...

besides I no dey follow agbero talk

BTW can you just think before typing,stop modifying like a dondie na

see just keep chasing your type of girls around, don't bring your poverty stricken self around me biko,I don't do long necks


Firsteva what ya call this DIOT again? ALINKO
buhahahahahahahaha
















PS: leave road abeg lez.zlie on my mind
#lastword to you slowpoke

Now, lordsamurai suffers from his own self-generated demonds of insufficiency.

Kinginvahala is afflicted by the malady of personal attention deficit syndrome.

Now, both these maladies aren't worth #50k in medical and psychological diagnosis and, but their lives aren't worth that sum in value, so they're better off left in their misery.


I have graced this mediocre thread enough.

Let me talk to you otherworldly

LORDSAMURAI:
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously ure making me to laugh at loud, pls go u have nothing reasonable to say, and incase u dnt know 4 all ur nairaland writing and gramma uve been posting just to woo ladies, i still got more nairaland pvssies dan ur entire time hear, hahaha so u dnt know i bed romancelanders every week? go ask

Yes, creating a thread and giving yourself the most popular romance-lander of all time is all I need to know you're suffering delusions of self-loathing, persecution and grandeur!!!

Not even all the armies of 82 division will secure your disappearing sense of self-security.

You need all the help you can get!!!

Throwaway racoon

KINGinVAHALA:
Sorry, what did lav.eda called you dat day? Old Pvssy ....? kindly help complete it.

Seriously, i really felt pity for you dat day with the way laveda was brutalising you.

I even thought ur only sin was begging mtn #100 recharge on twitter, i never knew you do also allow small boys here on nairaland to fvck ur bushy pvssy in real life.

Take Heart You Hear?
God is ur strenght.

PROST!TUTE!

Surprised, you keep referring to what others do without making allusion to yourself?

That sums up your entire life of dependency and unproductivity.

You're hiding behind a girl to throw jibe at another girl?

Nature must really have gifted you with so much shapelessness!!!

You think flaunting CEO will will lure girls into your scabby, undernourished flesh?

Bwhahaha, lizard looking ogre

LORDSAMURAI:
yeah!! im an ND graduate, i agree, i want to bcome like RONALDO, i agree, atleast i have a dream and purpose in life, and just like Ronaldo, my ambition is what keeps me going and tell the world fork u all, and u know what, i will always tell u, ure dealing with d wrong guy bcaus sooner or later i can help ur pathetic life dat u always boost ur ego online. "yes martin luther king will always say I HAVE A DREAM, SO LEEZ wats ur dream?

Your dream is to become a fancy fagggot!!!

That's why you spent your entire worthless existence bleaching with cheap quick action cream.

Why the Bleep did you create the softapple moniker so many timestimes with varying alterations?

What could possibly be soft in a man's body? If not the anus

You're a rectum-bandit, an anus-craver.


One of my threads has had more impact on humanity than all your dreams and entire life put together.

You're a nature's charity case!!!

If I were you, I will apply for therapy to cure your gender identification crisis.

Cross-dressing, lip-stick wearing oddball!!!

LORDSAMURAI:
YOU ARE AN IDIOT, GO GET A LIFE AND STOP LOOKING 4 CHEAP LIKES ONLINE, BCAUS DIS GUY CALLED LORDSAMURAI IS ALREADY ON THE BRINK OF FAME. "IM NOT AT UR LEVEL

At my level, with an ND certificate? (I'm giving you that gratis,you're an unlettered fagggot wannabe)

You're still playing street football and dreaming to be Ronaldo.

Lolz, you're an hallucinatory, meandering , pongidae ape.

LORDSAMURAI:
YOU ARE A COMPOUND FOOL

You've started crying so soon. I haven't started and you're already screaming on all caps. Let me log out and finish you with my trolling handle.

KINGinVAHALA:
Upload yours lets allow nairalanders judge who is uglier and who is better. i knw you cant bcus you fear www.nairaland.com would crash again if u dare upload any of ur big head pix.

See this guttersnipe still talking!!!

Guy, you're suffering from self-loathing and frustrations.

Nature should have given you brains to compensate for your uncommon ugliness and material wretchedness!!!

You're a burden to humanity!!!

Jump into a moving Mac truck
or go sacrifice yourself on the alter of your village shrine.

The earth needs less population from cretinous waste of her resources.

Snake-necked Muppet!!!

misspicy:
hot

you?

Been looking for you? I have a hunch we have e-met before.

misspicy:
Le.zzlie

Sup?

KINGinVAHALA:
*in midehi voice* YOUR HEAD ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF YOUR BODY
Jezzz, midehi finish you sha.

You're nature's anally expelled repellent.

Your place is in the sewer pit. An _imbecile like you should learn to be grateful to share humanity with us.

Malformed, ugly Changeling!!!

firstEVA:
I can see your delusions have reared it's ugly head again, if you have nothing doing, enter you office where you are CEO and pick beans. Get a dictionary and look up handsome and classy.

HIS ugliness will appall even chacma baboons!!!

LORDSAMURAI:
u never seize to amaze me. "cant even believe ure supporting that old 4 nothing wasted sperm.

We know your life revolves around cheap bleaching creams and #200 naira T-shirt.

I know you're the fallen branch of your family tree and your entire life is a confirmation your bloodlines are a subjugated, mutated gene of bestial blending. If you mention me again, i will unleash hell on you.

KINGinVAHALA:
Hehehehe. Dnt tell me you re giving to up so easily. ohhhh, what a weak boy you re. Or u hv accepted the fact that i'm nt ur frnd mate ? Dont tel me you have heart stabbed ur frnd.

What u re seeing in my dp is the work of 5 yrs gyming non-stop.
Do i scent jealousy? Dnt be jealous lez.

You forgot what someone told u some days back in that ur porn tread? "YOUR HEAD ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF YOUR BODY". You knw what she meant? she was insinuating that you hv a big head and an ugly face. Or you wanna prove me wrong?

1- You meant (giving up) without the preposition

2- you meant (friend's equal)

3- you meant (perceive jealousy) how the Bleep can you sent jealousy.


Nature really reserved you for her worst creatures. Your limitations extends from your malformed physique to your stunted literary muscles.

You anally expelled, rapscallionly moronic tout with a fagggot suit.

KINGinVAHALA:
Hehehehe. Dnt tell me you re giving to up so easily. ohhhh, what a weak boy you re. Or u hv accepted the fact that i'm nt ur frnd mate? Dont tel me you have heart stabbed ur frnd.

What u re seeing in my dp is the work of 5 yrs gyming non-stop.
Do i scent jealousy? Dnt be jealous lez.

You forgot what someone told u some days back in that ur porn tread? "YOUR HEAD ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF YOUR BODY". You knw what she meant? she was insinuating that you hv a big head and an ugly face. Or you wanna prove me wrong?

Please don't tarry on that lane!!!
You Yoda-eared, turkey-necked cadaverous anthropoid.

You look like a hanger in that suit.

If you did a 5 year gym and still came out looking like a skeletonised version of an electrocuted baboon, i wonder how you'll look without the efforts of supplements and dumbbells!!!

If i took you to University of Benin Teaching hospital to visit the sickly, you will be asked to go to your ward.

You should be conversing for blood donation here not boasting about the life you never lived.
Idiota!!!

firstEVA:



Lezzl.ie, maka why?
That's by buddy honey!!

I can't beleive you're having that wankster for a friend!!! I have adjudged you of far more sophisticated tastes!!!

LORDSAMURAI:
hehehehe yeah i praise myself bcaus i know im d best. i dnt care abt d opinion of others, in my mind, i am the best in the world.

If you beleive you're the best then you're the best!!!

No one can take that away from you!!!

Delusion comes in different shades.

And it helps fools soften the blows of their lives.

KINGinVAHALA:
TRASH!

When re you verifying for you fellow? Thats the only thing that matters btw the both of us since you hv choosed to be his fbi.

Now you're showing signs of human semblance, not the raging, unhinged, mixed breed of a snub-nosed cum catarrhein monkey.


If you had asked this question from the onset, I would have told you, I took a look at your DP and decided that your life isn't worth the amount of transport fare from warri to Benin to do the verification.

You're a necessitous, piteous and impoverished sleazeball.

Cheap John!!!