₦airaland Forum

Synzu:
And Bornu state?

Mmbanu!!!

JiggamanGh:
There are many Nigerians on Ghanaian site. This site wasn't created by a Nigerian. Everything from the design of the website is created by an American. There are many sites that look exactly like this with a different domain name.

Nigerian army that fathered 250000 babies.

Give us proof of nairaland being created by an American. If you don't, I'll make sure you get a ban for life for discreding Nairaland!!!

omonnakoda:
I am sure you believe all this but here you are on a Nigeria website...........
I am not being rude but I cannot imagine myself on a Ghanaian website,fact!!
I know Liberians respect Nigerian Army. We were ECOMOG

In Ghana displaying your nairaland handle is the yardstick for measuring social sophistication!!!

If you can recite Psquare and Tuface you're seen as smart and owning a GTB account is synonymous with affluence.

The stigma of 1983 Ghana must go is a psychological blow no Ghanaian has recovered fully from.

As we converse, Nigeria is neo-colonising Ghana;
Everything they watch on TV is Nigerian, their radio station play us non stop and their economy is tied to us.

How else do we define neo-colonialism?

Synzu:
Apt & precise!













Bro you deserve a medal, a pie, a black pusssy, a slice of Bornu state, a packet of chalk, an armoured S.U.V and some cold sachets of pure-water for this description! Thumbs up!

I'll take the black pusssyy first and then the Jeep

JiggamanGh:
Fool Ghana has hosted refugees from Nigeria, Togo, Mali, Liberia, Sierra Leone. Whenever anything bad happens in west Africa Ghana is where they seek refuge including you scavengers.

The aforementioned countries are all beneficiaries to Nigeria's political and militarily tentacles. Matter of fact we stabilised those countries while your handful of military personnel acted as mechanics and errand boys.

JiggamanGh:
Nollywood? The industry that shoots movies with cell phone cameras. Provide me with evidence that says Ghana signed that eu treaty. If and when Ghana decides to sign the treaty it will do so not because a hellhole country with its illiterate said so.

Nollywood crosses nearly $1 billion in revenue for Nigeria, that's 1/10 of your entire GDP it is also the 3rd largest movie industry in the world and serve as the platform all your actors and actresses rely on. Your local stars are roaming the streets of Lagos, Enugu, Abuja, Asaba begging for roles and being paid lesser than Nigerian rookie actors.

JiggamanGh:
Nigeria music only became good when they copied Ghana style before the p squares, who listened to Nigeria music. Nigeria music style is a copy of vip music style. When it comes to movies once again you idiots copied us. We taught you math and science, football music and movies. Appreciate you ungrateful apes.

Your fathers and their fathers were selling and hawking porridge beans and rice in Nigeria when NIGERIA was mastering the art of film making.


You're paranoia and wretchedness personified!!!

You should worry when your next national aid is coming from as the British will soon vote in a referendum to stop aid to Ghana.

Offspring of oblivion!!!

LORDSAMURAI:
whareva

Lordsamurai, busted and crushed at bedtime

Say thank you.

Synzu:
I've been mistaken for him on many occasions tho.. He's quite a gentleman

A gentleman he is with the ladies and a sledgehammer to fools who didn't look where they place their feet.

JiggamanGh:
Yet every time there's a problem in west Africa Ghana is used as the hub. We lead and you follow from music to movies, we are the reason there's a failed state called Nigeria, you would've remained a commonwealth. Britain needs recolonize Nigeria, the zoo has been an epic failure. Vultures impersonating apes.

Lolz, During the Ebola crisis, only Lagos sent out trained medical personnel and staff to all 5 Ebola ravished countries.

The federal government sent millions of dollars in aids.

Ghana sent only locally grown rice!!! Please ask me for source.

During the last African nation's cup, no other country could open her borders for Liberia to play her home matches until Nigeria did. Where was Ghana?

Has Ghana has never hosted any major sporting event in history? If yes tell me how many.

Ghana has no music or film industry.

Please compare:

*Nollywood vs what in Ghana?
*Entertainment industry vs what in Ghana?
* 22 Nigerian billionaire vs 0 in Ghana
* 3 space orbiting sattelite vs none in Ghana
* Adechie, Soyinka, Achebe vs who?
* Psquare, Tuface, Dbanj etc vs who?
*$609 billion economy vs $50
*Dangote industry vs what in Ghana
*Glo vs what in Ghana
Should I go on?


Listen, Ghana is an afterthought of geographical error.

The 25 million of you should switch identity and allegiance. Your president couldn't feed you or protect you from the imperialists.

Remember last year after your subservient presidnet signed that deal of slavery with EU, it took Nigeria to anul then rectify that treaty to UNSHACKLE you once again.

Cry all you want, you're a Ghanaian and so, you don't matter.

You're fated to be irrelevant.

Synzu:


Traplord? That guy is so scarce these days..

And he looks like Synzu in swag and style

JiggamanGh:
You still can't name one thing your miserable country is better than Ghana. The only thing Nigerians are good @ is scavenging a cross the globe with their scavenger in chief. Ask your president to stay in that hellhole you call a country and stop begging for money. Is embarrassing.

Name One think, for who, you, a Ghanaian?

Social media has created a world without hierarchy!!!!

Ghana isn't amongst Africa's too 10 power houses. You're in the ranks of Sudan, Mali, ivory coast and Burkina Faso.

Your own illustrious son, Kofi Annan told the whole world last year, that the destiny of ALL OF AFRICA IS IN THE HANDS OF NIGERIA. Here's the link : http://www.channelstv.com/2015/01/13/kofi-annan-urges-nigerian-politicians-selfish-political-interests/


Now listen kid, your progenitors were no more than meandering , buggy invertebrates feeding off the crumbs of Nigeria's table, your Presidents has carried over the tradition, you can't possibly be the exception.

You're no better than your bloodlines, the blood of mediocrity, mundaneness and unproductivity flows in your veins as it did your ancestors

You're of no use to humanity

Ghana is the chief subject of British charity and aid.

You're a pseudo-slave by affiliation, heritage and nationality.

Evolution never designed you for greatness.

If Ghana disappears from the surface of the earth, Africa won't blink.

folksync:
Lordsamurai, please, separate your paragraphs clearly to make the piece beautiful for the eyes. You can indent the paragraphs or leave a space after every paragraph.

The source he copied from was in doc format.

LORDSAMURAI:
its my copy dude

I didn't know you now write for CNN ireport!!!

Congratulations!!!

omonnakoda:
Your remarks are emotive India has a GDP of $2.384 trillion population 1.25 billion Per capita $1820
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_India
compared to

Nigeria
$ 574 billion Population 171 million per capita $3298
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nigeria

By any objective measure there is a LOT MORE poverty in India and per capita one cannot understand where you get your 10X wild ejaculations from . We prefer to deal in FACTS and FIGURES

not unfounded assumptions

Take a look at this link compare the maps for internet penetration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_Internet_users

Look at Nigeria,India and Ghana.
Again FACTS not emotions

Take time to educate yourself with the links provided.
Google is a useful tool

suggested searches
India GDP
India GDP per capita

India Purchasing power parity

and ditto for Nigeria

by the way the GDP per capita for Ghana is $1858 compared to Nigeria $3298 so how you can claim that

Ghana while smaller than Nigeria beats Nigeria in everything except population and GDP based off your population. defies logic.
In Nigeria 3298 is greater than 1858 but maybe things are different in Ghana.( I assume you know what GDP per Capita means)

Hey, brother, I've debated with that waste of _fuck and sweat over a year!! He doesn't comprehend logic or fact.

That's why I have descended to basic trolling with him.

If you give him all the facts in the books, he will dance in circles but never deal with the subject.

He's a slave and I use only slave words minions like him understand: absolute debasement!!!

JiggamanGh:
Fool when did I say Buhari asked Ghana for money. Your president is scavenger in chief. Your own president doesn't want stay in crime, dirty disease infested country that's why he keeps traveling.

Throughout history my country always lead then yours follows. Non of your empires could be compare to Ashanti empire. You were born a slave and will remain a slave. If it wasn't Ghana you will still be a commonwealth, at least your life wouldn't be as wretched as it is.

wipe your tears, this is purely for fun!!! Don't take trolling seriously. It is my specialty!!!


Ghana is known for nothing but docility and mismanagement.

Your president is an itinerant wanderer, moving from world capital with a presidential begging bowl to feed your lots. Twice in 5 years IMF has bailed you out of poverty.

Today your country cannot even make laws without IMF's OK.

When you wanted to pass the antigay laws, British prime minister, Cameron, threatened your president that should he pass that law, the 25 million of Ghanaians will starve to death. That's how Ghana jettisoned that law.

Your history and heritage have always been marked by thralldom and economic bondage.

From your immediate ancestors who were porridge hawkers and shoe-menders in Nigeria to your presidents who are the slave-in-chief of a begging entity like Ghana.

No wonder Ghana is the top country for toxic waste disposal from Europe.

You're a destitute, baboonish sphinx whose history is written in economic subjugation, identity loss and national irrelevance.

I should swat you like the tiny roach you are.

Inconsequential chacma anthropoid

LORDSAMURAI:
Attraction is the primal and basic
force in all relationship. If you’re
wife is dominating you and
nagging you then you have an
attraction problem. A mentally
healthy woman resents his
husband if she is able to dominate him through her nagging.
She will
To my fellow men, let’s not over
complicate things. If your wife is
nagging you 24 x 7 it means that
she is no longer attracted to you.
Plain and simple. The good news
is that you can bring back that
not respect you much more be
attracted to you if you don’t
eloquently handle her nagging.
Remember this, a woman
considers a man’s faults and
infirmities as “cute” if she is ultra
attracted to him. That is why
people says “love is blind”.
The
reality is, it is ATTRACTION that
makes her overlook your faults.
The only thing that matters is how
badly does she want to have sex
with you. So first things first, your
goal is to make her ultra attracted
to you. It is useless to talk about
“love” and communication which
are on the top of the relationship
pyramid that every couples should
strive for at a later stage. But until
you have attraction problems you
need to focus on the basics first.
So let’s get it on!
1. Change how you see your
wife’s nagging. Realize that your
wife is feeling hurt, not anger.
Anger is a secondary emotion that
comes out when we are hurt. You
see the anger but you miss the
hurt. Because she is hurt she is
subconsciously “testing” you that
you are a strong, dominant man
who can protect her and make her
feel secured so she will not feel
pain. But because her attractionon
you is going down, you’ve noticed
that these dominance “tests” gets
worst everyday to the point that
she is screaming in her
subconscious… PROVE TO ME
THAT YOU ARE A MAN WHO
CAN PROTECT ME!
2. Be the rock she can build her
life and children’s future on. Be
emotionally stronger.
Be
emotionally in control. Once you
realize that your woman is hurt,
scared or insecure, you will also
realize that her nagging is not
against your person. She is testing
you, to confirm that you are her
“rock”. Do not go to a “defensive”
mode. You need to intentionally
refuse to be angry at her. Refuse
to argue and shout at her.
Even
you yourself feel tired, upset and
somewhat angry; you need to
control your emotion. Think about
James Bond. Emotional control is
the hallmark of a man who is the
king of his world, a man who is in
charge whom women are
attracted to.
3. Do NOT REACT, instead LEAD
her emotions. By changing your
perception on your wife’s nagging
and by being emotionally in
control… now you can LEAD her
emotions to what you want it to be.
You as the man should
INFLUENCE her emotions and not
your wife influence you.
If she is
upset, don’t be upset instead be
calm. If she feels hurt and scared,
don’t show that you are hurt;
provide protection and the feeling
of security. Why? Because YOU
ARE THE MAN. You are in charge
of everything in the relationship. If
you don’t take on this responsibility
she will, and that won’t lead to a
happy marriage. Bad for you, bad
for her.
4. Be DOMINANT and PLAYFUL.
In order to lead her emotion, you
should balance these two. Too
much dominance to the point of
being inconsiderate is bad. Being
playful or funny to the point of
being a clown won’t earn you
respect. But without these two,
you will not be able to stop your
wife’s nagging.
So if she starts
bitching, you see it as it is… it’s
just a test of how you will showto
her that you are dominant, that
you will be able to protect her, to
make her safe and ultimately to
make her Hot. You basically
LEAD her emotions by neutralizing
her bitching through your
dominance and you stir her
emotions by being playful in a
sexual way.
5. Set healthy boundaries and
enforce them. Boundaries are
basically things other people might
do to you that you will not tolerate.
“No, I will not let you do that shit to
me”, “Do not raise your voice at
me”.
These are examples of
boundaries that you enforce on
people you interact with. Thereby
you train other people (most
especially your wife) on how to
treat you.
6. Be a man of action. Talk kills
attraction. To be exact, “all talk
and no action kills attraction”. Don’t
be fooled that good
communication is “the” key to a
good relationship. Even the best
constructed, well mannered,
psychologically good reply to a
nagging wife is useless if you don’t
have ACTION! The more you
argue the lesser she is attractedto
you.
The more you make promises
you can’t keep, the lesser she is
attracted to you. Starting today you
should strive to be A MAN OF
ACTION. Example: if she steps
over one of your boundaries after
warning her that you will go outof
the house for an hour if she
continue violating your boundary…
you make sure that you actually
DO it! You go out of the house if
she continues to violate your
boundary! Take action, don’t just
talk and talk. Don’t bluff, don’t lie,
don’t apologize (unless you really
are dead wrong like Hitler), you
are the King of your marriage.
7. Be the best that you can be. If
you have real issues like
alcoholism, addiction, laziness and
other self destructive and
unproductive behavior, then you
need to work on those first. Don’t
fool yourself that you can
someday stop your wife from
nagging you if you are a bum.
Now if you don’t have those
issues, then good for you, you
have lesser work to do. Learn the
right attitude, skills and behaviors
that you need to become an
attractive man for your wife. It all
boils down in being a better
person each and every day and
staying there no matter what your
wife throws at you.
In order to stop
your wife from nagging and
bitching you, you should come
from a place of POWER. Poweris
sexy. And that power can be
attained by improving yourself on
all areas of life. She will notice
that, she will feel that and she will
be ATTRACTED to that power
which you have. Soon you will
notice less nagging and more sex.
But realize that she will never stop
testing every once in a while just
to check if you are still the strong
man.
cc lalasticlala

PLAGIARISM!!!!
E-Theft Alert!!!

Why not credit the source where you copied it from.

Listen, friend, hand-written threads aren't a mandatory rule in nairaland.

Please get rid of this ugly compulsion of trying to ape others. You aren't cut out or designed by nature to bear heavy mental load.

You entertain us in your default clownish bearings, any strained effort in trying to come off as intelligent makes you look life Nairaland's chief bemedalled_idiot.

Sorry, I got carried away by my reprehension out of my love for you that I forgot to say thank you to the guys you stole their work from

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1128025

misspicy:
Aye Monsieur


**salutes**

I've anchored on your shores and I await your hospitality still.

JiggamanGh:
Fool I asked you a simple question and your you couldn't even answer it. What in this world is Nigeria better than Ghana in? Is life expectancy, is it mortality rate of infant and their mothers.

Last Te I checked while other world leaders were debating world matters your president was begging us for money. Now he off to China to scavenge money from China. Vultures by any other name is Nigeria.

A slaving, snub-nosed monkey like you has no grounds putting a question before me.

Your ancestors called mine "master" and an intellectual and economic nanus like you can't change the status quo.

Give us a link where Buhari asked Ghanaian president for money.

Main while, here's a link or rather an excerpt where you former President pursued OBASANJO across the Atlantic to beg for funds to feed the last 25 million minions left in humanity.


You shameless, offspring of disinherited, dispossessed muggins. Ode!!!

Child of slavery!


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/obasanjo-a-gift-to-africa-says-ex-ghana-president-kuffo-2/

Synzu:
Bro! Perhaps you've mistaken me for someone else

I think I'm mistaken. I learnt it from Traplord actually

AGB7:
Mehn!! I admire your sense of expression. Your ability to depict mind with matter. Reading is made Art.

Thanks brother.

JiggamanGh:
This fool is still on here spewing trash. The fact still remains Nigeria is a poor country run on oil. We all see how Nigeria is struggling since oil prices started dropping.

Nigeria Gdp is oil and population based. There's no diversity. The so called biggest economy in Africa lack all life necessities, no roads, no hospitals, no electricity, no food no water no security. As constituted right now Nigeria shouldn't even be considered as a country.

A country where the mass live on less than a dollar a day. There's nothing in this world Nigeria beats Ghana in except for population.

Name that one thing that Nigeria is better than Ghana in apart from your population and your GDP based on your population.

This progeny of slavery and itinerant, , meandering ,parasitical progenitors still happens to be alive!!! Waste of humankind!!!

Ghana's economy is 90% dependent on IMF loan.

That's why you're a slave child of affiliation!!!

Your economy is wretched $50 billion that qualifies you as the world's burden and UNESCO's top destitution for relief materials.

Your life is dependent on what Nigeria decides to do with you.

Lagos economy is $96 billion while all of Ghana is $50

Ghana shouldn't be on Google maps, it isnt a country. It is just a vast land occupied by 25 million docile zombies never made it out of colonialism.

Slaves of yesterday, tomorrow and forever.

Take your own news in pics below, bastardo!!!

Jadekitana:
They call you daddy? That's serious ooo! Daddy ke, you must have treated them like babies

lolz, not at all. Every woman has the innateness to call their man daddy in a reflexive emotional response to certain feelings her man unlocks in her, If he could and does.

She says the words before she could think of it .

misspicy:
wasn't aware until 2secs ago,doing something about it

Aha! Let's steer our ship's bearings out of the waters of nairaland where the waves of other meddlesome vessels might distort our course.

misspicy:
haven't been able to unravel that puzzle in the last 2 decades


How do you fare Monsieur

Doing great with a slight puzzlement at your reluctance at answering my summons otherworldly?

Just30:
[s]Ghana needs no laurette writer cos you know what.... Poetry don't sell in Ghana we learn Poetry from our homes even before we move into the class rooms that is why we would consider Sarkodie a better rapper to any of your rappers because Sarkodie is good at Poet and better than your nobel laureate winner, He had it from infancy that's why he droped out to do music... Boy.
You should know in your intellectual mind that GDP is not measured by the amount of monies that is pour into an economy but the amount of goods and services produced in that economy and by the way, Ghana's GDP is way above that.
The bank with the largest customer base in Ghana is the Ghana commercial bank they have the most Branch-Network and for your information non of your 6 banks is doing better than the remaining 24 banks of which Ghanaian own are the majority. There are more Ghanaians in percentage of population with both GSM AND GPRS phones as compare to nigerians with the same measurement. Ghana's active lines and active mobile subscription is within 30-34 million far above the population of the country. By the way Glo is the least performing telecom company in both GSM and GPRS service. Don't you wonder why the are soo many telcos for such a small population? Ghanaians talk alot.
You must be sick in your brains to make up Internet penetration at 12%

[/s]

You can't even construct your fallacy in a logical order to sound believable!!!

You will be my student for tonight, so take your seat at your usual position.

GDP nominal actually is a country's worth in goods and services and monies in circulation in a given country. It is actually the measurement of a country's geopolitical strength. America is no.1 and China is no. 2. Nigeria is no 1 in Africa. Ghana is ranked lower than Sudan. Shame!!!

GDP per capita is a country's wealth in relation between the earning of its citizens. Ghana is still lower than Nigeria.

In purchasing power parity (PPP) Ghana is still inferior. I don't do long tales with Ghanaians.

Hierarchy forbids.

Let me do a screengrab for you to show your position and then come pay homage to those God made your betters.

And if you want proof of your 12% internet users and less than 50% GSM subscribers just ask and I'll furnish you.

funlord:



The eagle has landed! What's going on here?


Lezz proceed to the debriefing room a.s.a.p!!!

Sonofmark just opined that the art of emotional seduction carries the fires of emotions and remembrance farther than just the usual bang and go.

He states that emotional seduction has a car more lingering imprints on the mind of ladies, and that conquering the mind and body of ladies is far more relishing than conquering the body singularly.


And I feel he's right .

DeeTus:
Hahaha. I know there are lots of dissatisfied women out there but you can make them feel good and happy.

You obviously know the secrets too.

Synzu:
Me?? Compared to you and TSOM I'm still a rookie

So like every good student, I'll just sit quietly and pay attention to my lecturers

Tall tales!!! I learnt from you and painted your lectures with a different colour

Misspicy, you're a puzzle I can't get a handle on!

Adasun:
am i da only one confused here



Why am i not grabbing anything?

Start from the beginning then you'll get the drift.

Synzu:
Lemmie get my pen and jotter! Time to take notes!!

which notes? Tell us your version of what sonofmark just narrated.

BumBae:
Exactly thats what des guys fail to understand
Yet they say women are so complicated when in actually fact we are not .. They just dont take time to understand us

It takes experience to understand women. On the surface you guys are an enigma and brain-teaser.

You guys can love a guy and bear the pain for a year without communication, where a guy might be bugging the juice out of your cellphone battery.

I've made mind-shattering _fuck to girls and they started crying after the act. It took me a great deal of time to unravel why they did.

In the end, it pays to understand women, it takes patience and interest.

Luckily I love women easily.

What's in life to live if not to wonder why women are different from me

BumBae:
Preach

lolz, Isn't it self evident? Women are bereft of emotional anchor and sexual fulfillment from men.

Let's deal with the coldblooded truth without seeking consolation in lies and false praise.

The vast majority of men are selfish pricks who don't give a good goddamn about pleasing women. It's basically bang and go!!!

At the risk of sounding boastful, I have had lovers now married who still bug my phone after years of marriage. My last girl shamelessly told me she was going to cheat on her hubby with me. That's a cold reality of life .

It takes more to understand women emotionally and sexually. So when the OP talks about the "emotional imprints" , blurred and vivid images jumped into my head in recollections of women who impulsively, in a swift moment of emotional free-fall , called me daddy.

And that word was humbling and deep; for in the moment that marked her essense ,she endeared me with a name which carries the weight of her progenitor!