₦airaland Forum

mennn

if i dey on nairaland at times

e dey be like say i dey watch film

Tifemide2017:
The sad thing is if another Ponzi scheme comes up with a scandalous 40% return by May 2017, many Nigerians will still gullibly drop their hard earned monies.

My elder brother called me some days back while am currently in South Africa enjoying my Vacation In Sandton City that i should register on one website like that to link my account with it then i will be credited in few days by 30% extra...

i said to him that am not interested.. the funniest part of it is that i can easily build my won website just similar in same way and give it a name and people will start registering..

the issue nigerians are having is.. they believe anything that has website... once dem see am....na original be that

and if you tell them not to mind those websites, you go turn there enemy

Make she no say yes na

Who NO help

It is for your own good to better say yes

gunuvi:
Oya haters make una come tell us about how Charly boy be gay or he be bad area father....abeg make una come o.
Nonsense people.
I stand with tubaba and the area father. No more no less.

na people like you go stay inside house dat day

na from nairaland una go dey shout dey make mouth

i pity you,, thank God say my way far from naija...

make una go protest.. i go dey observe una from nairaland

if una like una life.. make una beta stay una house...

but if you get army securities that day sha o like 2 face.. you are free go to

Can somebody enlighten me more

Why were the deported

Are they illegal immigrant or crime

ellechrystal:
Na wa o. Is this news? Nairaland don turn something else o.

noo no be news na until when dem kill am u go know say na news.. chioooo

Franky826:


That's nice. People wey dey find where to invest oya come o. Medview shares will soon go on public offer so you can throw in all your borrowed money there and go and sleep.

Am kidding... Dig a hole Bury your money inside it

Like MMM abi

N

sundayakasdy:
nairaland AKA the anti mmm, go hunt for head lines and leave mmm alone.

E pain u ni

By there comment we shall know them

Sorry sir. Next time invest wisely

Ehehehe

Its well

enigma2007:
Dude! Na $50,000 dey talk oo!

Are u serious

E be like say I go leav jand come join dem o

Kk

Na who dem belleful go go run marathon

Marathon ko parathon ni

I beg its cold here

Gimme the rizler jare

Only in Nigeria all this thing gobdey happen

Dem lock the key to the oxygen room so that staff no go dey sell am for back

Its well

Nice one boy

Keep it up

I pray make dem know am for you

Na now person just draw don jazzy with garri

Its well

Nigeria is not just worth dieing for

Such a lost

RIP dear

Now I believe the Biafra why they call Nigeria a ZOO


I repeat again

Until Nigeria is better, then I will come back to Nigeria

The end is near

Let's be watchful

Stay away from any form if trouble pls

sarrki:


We call it factory reset or better still you can call it self reboot.

Factory reset I'd badder than reeboot

LastMumu:
What talent? Cyber fraud talent?

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Na there u dey

Wait for your govt to come help you

Soon you will clock 45

Get and laptop and do yahoo yahooo

May the wrath of God fall upon buhari and the sponsorers of any form of illegal killing

Am in abroad and there is no good thing coming out of Nigeria for years now

Its well.

But I think the end is near

God help us

This is the reason why i as an afonja always support Biafra

Biafra pls kindly come to stay so I that I can follow

Me as an afonja is tired of this zoo

When are we ganna read good news about our nation Nigeria

The button line is

Na Recession cause all this palava bcus the clause says

She was trying to sell the meat to raise money

The funniest part of it is. The pastor might think is a sin if he doesn't settle the fight bcus he was there

For those of you that are too religioys, pls always mind your business

Glory

Deprofessional:
My advice to everyone living outside their state, particularly the young ones.

Any time you want to visit home, inform only your parents. Don't even let your best friends know.

If they see you and enquire when you will travel back, tell them a week after the date you intend to travel back. Eg if you intend to go back on Jan 4, tell you will travel January 11.

If you have a project, like building project, limit the places you go to in your village.
The easiest way you can be taken out in the village is through poisoning.

As for me, nothing enters my mouth outside my home in the village.

Naija is fucking full of wickedness

I hate my country I swear down

After all the whole hustle and stress

1Rebel:
You must be a special kind of stupid.

As in henn

Very very stupid of him

Chikelue2000:
something definitely is wrong, what kind of wickedness is dis then

Am fucking tired of Nigeria

What's really happening.

People in abroad suffer big term to get money

Then you go come your country and one person go just reason ur mata kill person.

Na wao

Only in Nigeria. God please help those home and abroad and may God never let us take a step that the result would lead to death

AMEN

Who there song don EPP

I beg make una play me gospel song jare

Song way be say na just months e go regn then e go wipe off comot for ground

Iranu abasha

my phone - my business - my privacy

your phone - your business - your privacy


we all have different reasons why we lock our phone... i feel secure when its locked its more or less like creating a security start lock on your car

even if you pack am for sambisa... your mind go rest say nothing go doam..

otipoju:
I pray never to understand how stealing from anyone can be justified... Smile all you want, it won't change what you are " a thief" no matter what fancy name you give it. Ole ni ole nje.

Right now I am done with you because it's really condescending for me to be talking to a thief.

see mugun....

OYO lo wa

NO BE WETIN I EXPECT I SEE

ABI I LIE NI..

SHAY B NA BOBBY AND BACKSIDE U DEY EXPECT BUT THEM NO SHOW AM..

@ SEUN, PLS WE WILL LIKE TO FOLLLOW THIS THREAD AS MUCH AS U CAN UPDATE US.. PLS KEEP US IN TOUCH AS SOON AS THERE SEVICE BEGINS..

AND WE WONT MIND TO WATCH THE VIDEO AS WELL..

THANKS

otipoju:
You see your life outside. How about the " Local " that you guys do, Abi your fellow Nigerians who are struggling to make a living offend you too?

Like I said keep lying to yourself and soothing your conscience. One day your eye go clear.

I will rather be deal with a thief who knows and accepts hat he is one ( at least he has integrity) than a deluded thief who thinks he is a freedom fighter.

You are a thief, no matter how many lies or Hennessy you drink to numb your conscience.

You are a weak soul, strong men don't steal from others.

You can never understand............

SMILES...

OLOSHO ALERT

BUHARI DON MAKE HOUSE WIFE SELF DEY LOOK OUTSIDE

RECESSION NA BASTARD