₦airaland Forum

the rate at which crime and stories that touches the heart in nigeria is just fecking alarming...

would love to raise my children in abroad

i am becoming to get scared of my country called Nigeria...

if to say dem don giv BIAFRA freedom now, i for folow dem go despite say i be yoruba man..

its well sha

Nigeria my corntry

you will be fine u hear

i just pray make the pikin no carry the gene of papa


i fall for seun egebegbegbegebebebe family

if u like put ur mama mestrual own join am.. na mess or sheet i go sheet am


end time bae everywhere

originals1:
lemme educate u a little..
Check Leviticus 19:28 You shall not make any cuts in your body for the deadnor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.
Honor God with your body.
This is God’s body not ours. You are going to have to give it back.
QUOTE ME AGAIN IF YOU NEED MORE VERSES

Thanks for enlightening me

May you keep to grow in wisdom and knowledge

originals1:
She nor gree remove that her yeye tattoo and yet she calls herself a born again christian

shay na tatoo dem dey use judge born again christian ni

nigeria mentality henn\

tufia

teamf:
One day , My comment will come on top. I will show it to My Biology teacher Mrs Adebayo , who said that I can't achieve anything in my life!

Bro u no serious o

you just my day while i also just get paid on alibaba..

so he knew already that he will be leaving soon

thats why he was writing

LIFE IS GUCCI

wait o

ur comment is making me go gaga

what o you mean by he wants to graduate before you

EXPLAIN BETA

FUnKE E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if i slap you hen Jaywon

bcus nobody hear your matter again

you won come use this format trend ba

oya getaway here

torres89:
just curious

will conductors hang on this

will market women carry their basket of tomatoes in it

yes them go carry and package there tomatoes for suitcase

why are they standing like celebrities

the truth is Naija as a whole have Casted finally

just get your doe and you stay out of the country or go to less noisy area like Lekky

Papiikush:
This stupìd thing is always trying to shade people to stay relevant. Not his fault, blame nairaland for promoting stupid people

exactly.. nairaland self sabi promote rubbish

who is hushpuppi ?

what does he do for a living

he does yahoo yahoo for a living and social media keeps on promoting him

una dey crase for head... lala, your mumu don dey too much o

ibkgab001:
When is he going back to kuje

very soon bro.. he will go back to kuje

we are still processing is papers but will finally be out soon

Pls who is controlling his twitter account now ?

by the time he comes back from jail, the nygga go change him name and comes up with an exuse like seun egbegbe

Nigerians can lie for the world

we waiting for you sir...

safe trip home

No time to read all those stories this early morin

especially when olosho is coming up with a thread..

NO No No

If you need as many LIKES on your Thread on NL

just post a thread saying:

Dammy Crane has finally confessed that HE IS A YAHOO BOY so i just use music to cover face

Anywhich way

All i know is

it is God that got the journey of a man

we have hear o

we nigerians are here o

you will be fine sir

Paulpaulpaul:
Where is the firearm na?



All I can see is one hunter gun, one toy gun, gen and tools

you are still looking for the fire arm abi

oya lets go there.. give me that hunter gun...

i insert bullet and i press gbolaka

you don die abi u never die

she wants attention and thank God she has gotten it... but i pray GTB credits her account

Lord count me worthy in your kingdom. Amen

na inbox the sperm enter

i am a yoruba man and i am tired of Nigeria.. pls when will Biafra govt start.. i want to join biafra

Pidgin2:
Prompt rescue of accident victims, kudos to governor Ambo

which yeye AMbo.. go ee s them damage people market overnight for ikorodu

hmmm.. the bitter part of reasoning is when you reason how one will die and what will kill a man..

some will say, All die na die.. but baba God pls let me and my nairalanders die well

Bless us.

Chimaritoponcho:
this man girlfriend no need buy cucumber again

her wife should just give his head a head...

only the head can do the whole work of a head

The fear of social media is d begining of wisdom

While d love of social media is d beginning of foolishness

Wetin happen self

Why b say naija road dey get issue

Na waoo

unclezuma:


That policeman should be arrested.

Have you arrested saraki and the looters

See your head like seun egbegbe own

kilokeys:
y dem dey bone

Army no get joy o bro

If dem folo u laugh then make u dey watch out for season 2

Ioannes:
Who is this idiot?

So you're justifying the crimes of your citizens.

Awon werey ti take over government in SA.

Brother in fact they r more Dan werey here o

You can get gun as cheap at the rate of 4k naira to their currency

They are just maddin for here gan ni. But will b in naija in few days time