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IslamRe: Mers Virus Makes Hajj Unsafe For Pilgrims by Lifebender(m): 11:23am On Jul 27, 2013
Mod u bad oo..so u sabi wetin i wan do beforehuh?All muslims tank d mod ooo.I for abuse una ehhnnn.i save dat for anoda day grin
PoliticsRe: Army Surrounds Boko-Haram's Shekau In Borno Hills by Lifebender(m): 11:09am On Jul 27, 2013
Am tired of all dix suspect tinz..I tot he was been surrounded by d JTF...mtchwww.
To those dat lost their lives..RIP.
And to dose that are still alive,u beta come back here and come and take some OKIGBE,BANTE,IGBADI,IFUNPA,OSANYIN,AJAN and others.After that u would'nt be needing ur guns,a matchet and stick will just be finecheesycheesycheesy
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping His Daughter by Lifebender(m): 3:26pm On Jul 25, 2013
So you guys can arrest a man dat molested a 16 yrs old girl a criminal married to a 13 yrs old girl is out there causing commotion @ the jouse of assemblycheesy.....U're a shame and a disgrace.Local champ i must say
PoliticsRe: Senate Denies Endorsing Child Marriage Law by Lifebender(m): 10:38am On Jul 24, 2013
Sincere Bigot: .
na North fit you..ode
PoliticsRe: Senate Denies Endorsing Child Marriage Law by Lifebender(m): 10:37am On Jul 24, 2013
chidindufrank: Good na now una come. Mek una enjoy dis now wey una brain don dey work. Tight toto kill aboki there!
u don dey cra.ze.So na guinness u sabi give demhuhabeg give them acid make dem go die for one side...afterall there days are numbered
PoliticsRe: Senate Denies Endorsing Child Marriage Law by Lifebender(m): 10:34am On Jul 24, 2013
U better do before we come over and beat you to coma...
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman Arrested For Allegedly Killing First Husband In Ilorin. by Lifebender(m): 4:33pm On Jul 23, 2013
He ne'r asked for your return,u left him when he needed you most.Only for you to return to take his life..Are you jealoushuh
People like you are not needed in our midst,afterall the prison is not built and designed for the comfort of animals,but for human..Abeg go kool ur body,anger and jealousy for kuje.Ne'r mind come 2015,the first man in this country and his aids will join youcheesycheesycheesy grin.Journey mercy and dnt dorget to take there your blanket
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman Arrested For Allegedly Killing First Husband In Ilorin. by Lifebender(m): 4:21pm On Jul 23, 2013
When i think abt tins like this,i wish to be a catholic priest angrysadsad..So sad i must say
PoliticsRe: Bakare Threatens To Mobilise Nigerians Against N’assembly by Lifebender(m): 10:18am On Jul 23, 2013
Abeg call me when u're ready..Mama bonboy,give me three sticks of igbo and one bottle of magadon..while i charpen my cuttlas and hatchetcheesycheesycheesy.That yarima...ehn
PoliticsRe: Bakare Threatens To Mobilise Nigerians Against N’assembly by Lifebender(m): 10:18am On Jul 23, 2013
Abeg call me when u're ready..Mama bonboy,give me three sticks of igbo and one bottle of magadon..while i charpen my cuttlas and hatchet.That yarima...ehn
PoliticsRe: Bakare Threatens To Mobilise Nigerians Against N’assembly by Lifebender(m): 10:12am On Jul 23, 2013
Lemme quikly sharpen my ada and hatchet...i would like to av yerima' he.ad for dinner
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Scientist Bags European Award For Quality Research by Lifebender(m):
Thank God they say he ix a nigerian.For every good child ix theirs and every bad one is ours.Such as micheal adebolajo...Am proud of you and i pray to join you soon
HealthRe: Nigerian Foods That Help Lower Blood Pressure by Lifebender(m): 12:53am On Jul 21, 2013
You forgot to add igbo(it's good for giving the body more dan enof confidence)cheesycheesy
you will feel like amaechi..sorry Shekau grin
HealthRe: Nigerian Foods That Help Lower Blood Pressure by Lifebender(m): 12:39am On Jul 21, 2013
wizberry sokey: iyaf gone to a returrant where one hausa man was eating yam and indomie,is that a good combination?
yarima is suffering from the same case....
HealthRe: Nigerian Foods That Help Lower Blood Pressure by Lifebender(m): 12:36am On Jul 21, 2013
Lifebender: Biliv mi pap and epa(groundnut)/garri ijebu with petrol will treat yarima and his gangs brain's problem grin
after drinking the garri with petrol,just give them a pack of cigarette and a box of matches to light it up...trust mi,there life will never remain the same.Halleluyah grin grin
HealthRe: Nigerian Foods That Help Lower Blood Pressure by Lifebender(m): 12:32am On Jul 21, 2013
Biliv mi pap and epa(groundnut)/garri ijebu with petrol will treat yarima and his gangs brain's problem grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders E-protest Against Child Marriage: Sign your Petition Here Guys! by Lifebender(m): 7:05pm On Jul 20, 2013
U see..u guys dey make me vex..could u pls link dix tin to facebook to connect all nigerians and let us sign dix tin and opposse dem....mod,do ur thing
SIGNED on behalf of OAU student
CelebritiesRe: Liam Payne Buys Wizkid £1.2Million Champagne by Lifebender(m): 12:14pm On Jul 20, 2013
Enjoy ur life before u start having kidney and liver problem...in fact u can drink ACID..na ur life cheesycheesygrin
Science/TechnologyRe: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Lifebender(m): 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2013
Bwahahahahahahahaha...perry perry funnycheesycheesycheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Which Is Your Worst Nigerian TV Station? by Lifebender(m): 1:52am On Jul 18, 2013
[quote author=190][color=red]what the hell is AIT and NTA or siliver bird

here in america where i live we ent got stations like that

we got channel 7, amc's, maraton, CNN cable news network

goosh Nigerian's y'all should revolt and burn your stations or better still come to america
are those not names??olodo
PoliticsRe: JTF Kills Three Suspected Boko-Haram Members In Jigawa by Lifebender(m): 11:51am On Jul 17, 2013
ksusi: Sule lamido to you this is your result of yesterday visit to Amaechi for solidarity.
We have never heard Boko haram before in jigawa.
you came to nairaland without your braincheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Imoke Donates 23-Months Salary To Church by Lifebender(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2013
Are you sure he ix donating dat from his acc..am sure he is trying to engulf their money a little before 2015...EFFCC... grin
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killed & Raze Houses In Nasarawa by Lifebender(m): 10:53am On Jul 10, 2013
What is the problem with this northernershuhare they above we the souththernershuh
No be their fault,na our corrupt leaders i blame if not the for don find lasting solution to all this....smhsad
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: I Made ‘Successful’ Mistakes As President by Lifebender(m): 10:45am On Jul 10, 2013
Baba Obocheesycheesycheesy,u're the first corrupted civilian leader we had.You brought corruption to this country,and yet u're the leader of a partycheesycheesy..I bet u're a failure
CrimeRe: Woman Arraigned For Beating Two Policewomen by Lifebender(m): 10:39am On Jul 10, 2013
Mod,i tot she gave dem d beating of their lives...mtchwwww.Tore their uniform nikan ni....she should be grateful she was'nt assassinated by the police for i now regard them as assassin's and thus we have ASSASSIN'S CREED
ComputersRe: Charles O'rear's World Most Viewed Photo by Lifebender(m): 10:34am On Jul 10, 2013
Wow...dats interesting
PoliticsRe: Governors Go Spiritual Over NGF Crisis by Lifebender(m): 9:38am On Jul 08, 2013
You better settle it wit juju..Amosun,wa gba bante,ifunpa and oruka grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Convention: Atiku's Name Missing On Delegates' List by Lifebender(m): 9:34am On Jul 08, 2013
:oatiku don enter NO CHANCE...ACP Is available
TV/MoviesRe: Tony Umole Is Dead ( 'One Love' Leading Character) by Lifebender(m): 1:05am On Jul 06, 2013
ogugua88: It's true. There's nothing new in dying. However, there's a problem with our people dropping dead at young ages. Nigerians are lucky to live past 65 years old, and to me, that's when someone should be done with work and enjoying his or her remaining time on earth. So, you're right. Death is here to stay, but dying young shouldn't be the norm.
look here it dos'nt mata when you die,young,old,middleage...all is nothing.Compare a centenary or octagenarian dat live's shameful life...and a forty five years old man whose death brought tears to the eyes of pple..''didun ni iranti awon olododo''thus says the bible.
So even if a man live a fulfilled life and died at a tenderr age,it's better than a man that watched his grandhild's death without contributing a good thing to dix dear world.
R.I.P man,hope you gat it right when u're in this dear world.sleep well
BusinessRe: Picture Of Bill Gates And Dangote At A Table by Lifebender(m): 12:12am On Jul 06, 2013
Could anyone compare mandela with dis pple.who is more successful??
Success is not abt money,is about what comes to the face of pple when they remember your name..anybody to prove me wrong will be welcomed
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Climbing A Palmtree On Set Of A Movie by Lifebender(m): 12:01am On Jul 06, 2013
{singing femi kuti song}
i sorry sorry o,i sorry for jenifa
i sorry sorry oo
yeee e gba mi o.
I you fall down ehn,wa mo wipe aye o pe meji grin
PoliticsRe: 5 Supreme Court Workers Sacked Over Leaked Judgment by Lifebender(m): 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2013
Do you blame themhuhhow did the judgement leaked out without being passedhuh?it's not their fault,it's d fault of the judge

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