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Celebrities / Re: Segun Arinze Of Now Vs Segun Arinze Of Before:How Time Flies(pics) by Lifebender(m): 12:08pm On Oct 01, 2015
[quote author=Aminat508 post=38543336][size=13pt][b] grin see his mouth like dat of ponmo. U seen ponmo's mouth b4
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Son Fly To Miami (photos) by Lifebender(m): 10:58am On Oct 01, 2015
vizkiz:
dear God, please I don't wanna be given a "baby daddy" title cry

Don't let Nifemi or yetunde get pregnant now. I wanna get maRried legally and be a proud husband/dad at the end of the day. In jesus name I pray (Amen)

kafayatu and mojisola are pregnant,cry.Am a double baby daddy in waiting.

[size=18pt]Oh Lawd!!![/size]cry cry cry

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Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki: I Will Be At The Tribunal Tomorrow by Lifebender(m): 4:42pm On Sep 21, 2015
We ur supporters will support you to the end.






















#Till you're convicted embarassed

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Politics / Re: Anti-corruption War Is Non-negotiable, Buhari Replies Jonathan’s Ministers by Lifebender(m): 10:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
Space for sale pls

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Education / Re: Bad State Of OAU Halls Of Residence (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 6:32pm On Aug 29, 2015
funkybully:
[s][/s]

[s]Scouters indeed. Is this d much touted education and media propaganda u lots carry about OAU?[/s]

Lubbish,whose fault is it to scoutSo if dem gimme bed space money a no pay a con dey scout,na school cause amundecided.
Education / Re: Bad State Of OAU Halls Of Residence (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 1:42pm On Aug 29, 2015
richybanky:

I remember in my year 2, we ar 15 in a room at block 1 Rm308 Awo Hall.. 6 legal occupants and 9 scouters grin grin
Others room wer like dat too, no room in Awo Hall dat u won't see more dan 5 scouters, even Awo Annex sef dere is scouters smiley

The reason i dislike awo,Scouters are much more than the legal occupants grin
Education / Re: Bad State Of OAU Halls Of Residence (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2015
Nigeria leading university

Crime / Re: Prophet Breaks Wife’s Leg, Chains Son, 32 Others by Lifebender(m): 11:27am On Aug 24, 2015
Quizmillionaire:
DARE TO BE RICH LEAVE THE RACE ALL IT TAKES TO BE A MILLIONAIRE IS 150 SECONDS [url]quizmillionaire.com[/url]
And why are you still here undecided
Romance / Re: Advice: How Do I Break Up With A Girl After Deflowering Her by Lifebender(m): 1:12pm On Aug 05, 2015
kilokeys:


hahahahaha.. NL and drama .. different monikers.. life bender? lawa o.. nice to meet you anyway

#COCKS GUN.Get on ur knees Niqqa.You called mii out. angryangryangryangryangryangry

Romance / Re: Advice: How Do I Break Up With A Girl After Deflowering Her by Lifebender(m): 12:37pm On Aug 05, 2015
kilokeys:


Hahahaha.. Anyway, haven't had that yet..
I hope i wouldn't get to meet the last lifebender

Cos naturally.. I m nt so into girls.. And its nt abt growing or being gay.. I just feel I'll gag after seeing so much gore and squeamishness


angry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sad
YOU CALLED MII. NOW WE ARE MEETING.
sad angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sadangry angry <sad
Education / Re: 4 Reasons Why You Should Not Offend Your Lecturers by Lifebender(m): 10:21am On Jul 25, 2015
chemmerfrank:
Tales by moonlight grin. Everybody seems to know why and how this days

The now turn lecturers grin
Politics / Re: What Obama Told Buhari During Their Meeting by Lifebender(m): 9:14pm On Jul 20, 2015
Lemme wait for dem professional wailers.They'll soon be here.
Family / Re: Boy, 10, Girl, 8, Caught Having Carnal Knowledge by Lifebender(m): 11:12am On Jul 20, 2015
crackhaus:
Mama imaginary Wura quoting herself left, right, and center. cheesy

You need help, there's just no way you're psychologically stable...

Dude calm down.Isnt that kulyie
She aint worth it.Just chill and let her waka pass.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Married To 57 Women,150 Grandchildren (Photo) by Lifebender(m): 3:45pm On Jul 19, 2015
#InChieffujivoice
57 wives
This konji is feri strong
150 pikin
Na mai secondary school population be that ke

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Politics / Re: Fiyinfoluwa Osinbajo, Yemi Osinbajo’s Son (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
OH! The son of the vice president

he should try to advice his father to stop taking too much pics, for God sake, he is a vice president and not a celebrity.

We are still waiting for the change ooo,because right now, the population of mosquitoes is increasing at an alarming rate more than the population of nigeria, by 2016, they would discover that the population of mosquitoes in nigeria is getting to 1 billion.

Senseless post

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Politics / Re: Senator Solomon Adeola Attacks Ekweremmadu Over Comments On Boko Haram by Lifebender(m): 8:14pm On Jul 10, 2015
[size=18pt]The man is high on cow poo.
Jos bomb blast
Kano bomb blast
Suleja bomb blast
has he forgotten quickly.Can he compare those to the recent ones.
Again i say he is high on cow poo[/size]undecided

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Forum Games / Re: Photo:which Car Should Go First? by Lifebender(m): 9:18am On Jul 08, 2015
Cutehector:
we are all sayn dsame tin... The main tin is dat A has to stop for any of the two to go


Ok man.
Forum Games / Re: Photo:which Car Should Go First? by Lifebender(m): 9:12am On Jul 08, 2015
Cutehector:
if a were to go first, den other cars comin frm A behind won't stop also for b to pass... So a has to stop first, den b goes, followed by c, so dat a will continue.. Remember, a b and c aren't d only cars on d road in reality

C should go first,then B and lastly A.You give traffic to ur left according to highway rule.
Career / Re: Eight (8) Ways To Achieve Success In Your Career by Lifebender(m): 3:36pm On Jul 03, 2015
Scanty post.They'll ner read yet the'll be claiming they will soon be with dangote,p sq.
cry for my dear kontiri
Politics / Re: Governors Have Refused To Declare Their Assets, Says Bureau Boss by Lifebender(m): 2:39pm On Jul 02, 2015
Well what can i say
Politics / Re: War At Benue State House Of Assembly As Lawmakers Exchange Blows by Lifebender(m): 5:06pm On Jun 23, 2015
When we have Touts as lawmakers and leaders.Fayose,Wike et al.
Who then do we look up to undecided.
Jah Ye mercy!!!
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:49pm On Jun 12, 2015
pbs4real:
this guy has made money,if messi lyk mk em collect 10 ballon'd'or, e no concern am. . . Mike dey top 10 african richest footballers. . . .wat else again?

And he maks more money than messi and hazard.

Olodo
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:49pm On Jun 12, 2015
pbs4real:
this guy has made money,if messi lyk mk em collect 10 ballon'd'or, e no concern am. . . Mike dey top 10 african richest footballers. . . .wat else again?

and he make more money more than messi and hazard.

Olodo
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:28pm On Jun 12, 2015
hensben:
YOU

Olodo angry
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
Question:I know of a player that plays for an EPL team,he plays only the last 5min of some unimportant match.He keeps smiling on the bench when his mate has won 4 ballon d'or.Next thing we do see,his selfie circulating all social network.And he plays for Nigeria.

Who is he

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Politics / Re: APC In Kwara, Lagos Clash Over Call For Sanctions Against Saraki, Dogara by Lifebender(m): 10:27pm On Jun 10, 2015
PMB fvcked up big time.If APC is to stand,he needs to do something.I'd advice Tinubu to let go of this and hide his feelings,he can always strike when Saraki least expect.

He has alot to learn from OBJ(I like dat man)

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Have The Last Laugh- By Gr8amechi by Lifebender(m): 4:29pm On Jun 10, 2015
Tanoids wont just get it.Saraki is pitching his tent with Atiku because of 2019 forgetting Obj has Atiku's formula at hand.

Law: ''In every ruling political party,there is always a tactical yoruba man''.

Analysis: When it was PDP,they had OBJ
Ti's APC,the have Tinubu

Conclusion: If Tinubu goes down,expect a Fashola to step in his shoes.

LastBullet: When PDP forms again,Baba is always there to scatter them

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Politics / Re: Saraki Unfolds Agenda For Nigeria As He Takes Over NASS by Lifebender(m): 4:11pm On Jun 10, 2015
Dunno why i dnt trust dis man.He has so many things he's not saying.
Tinubu fvcked up big time
APC slept for too long.
I hope they are really awake now to mend the mistakes before it get outta hand.

DickDastardly:
I love this guy, no dulling. Unlike the Daura Dullaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! tongue

Dont you think if ur pop was a dullard he'd av been Nigeria President by now undecided.

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Politics / Re: See What This Ghanaian TV Presenter Wrote About Buhari's Outfit To The G7summit by Lifebender(m): 10:22pm On Jun 08, 2015
Mogidi and temitemi1 is ur drunk hero any better

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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool School Debate::OAU Vs ABU ZARIA::WINNER: ABU ZARIA by Lifebender(m): 10:31pm On May 29, 2015
Danjuma827:
we'll in the case of acquiring cadaver by teaching hospitals, most do so by getting the bodies of victims who are not claimed by anybody at accident scenes and they don't have certified owners . This is mostly what most teaching hospitals do. so the issue of buying normally comes once in a while.

aw!!and who pays for thatGovt,private bodies or schools?
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool School Debate::OAU Vs ABU ZARIA::WINNER: ABU ZARIA by Lifebender(m): 10:19pm On May 29, 2015
Next2Bezee:
2 questions here for the OAU speakers...


Looking on the flip side, increasing tuition fees in this such a bad time as this where our economy is non-existent and the poor can barely feed would cost the offending university some of its students and its income.

- Wouldn't it be better to ensure that at least 90% of its students can afford to pay the current tuition fees?

- If so, wouldn't options like Government tuition loan programs for students be more feasible and benefit both students and university in the long run with 90% of students been able to pay the current tuition fees rather than lets say 50% paying the increased tuition fee?

*And do you think during economy stress (Debt) like this can the govt think abt such.
*With so many sectors to fix do you think our education sector will be the priority.
*If any sector is to be fixed you and i know health and power will rank before education.
*And even if federal can,can states like kaduna,kano e.t.c up North do such?where will they get the money from?
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool School Debate::OAU Vs ABU ZARIA::WINNER: ABU ZARIA by Lifebender(m): 10:01pm On May 29, 2015
obayaya:
Until We realize that the government cannot fund education, we'll never make progress in that sector.

We want to get top notch education for free?
From who? Hungry Lecturers?
Where? In dilapidated classrooms and empty laboratories?
living where? Like boxes of sadines in an overcrowded hostel rooms?

Even the cheapest room in the most rural part of this country doesn't go for 3000 naira per annum. That's what OAU students pay for accommodation. yet they want uninterrupted power and water supply?

The cheapest engineering equipments cost thousands of dollars.. Where will the school get the money to buy those?

in the rankings of African universities, you'll see lots of schools from South Africa. Average tuition fee in a South African University is more than 500,000 naira. And that's notwithstanding the fact that the SA education budget is way more than Nigeria's.

I think it's high time we realize that we can't eat our bread and have it.

10 years old covenant university ranked better than a lot of older Nigerian public universities. Why?

funding from high school fees
Thk you,how they rank before so many uni's is a question,and that comes to money.
We all knw if we want quality,u gotta pay a money.
Now imagine a teaching hopistal that buys cadaver,where is the money coming fromWaiting for the govt will take eons by then what pratical is left?Uni's will then be churning out half baked docs and patient will now turn the cadaver grin.In this case what the way out danjuma827

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