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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Lifebender(m): 11:37pm On Oct 28, 2015

Zuka Zukatada!!!
Wetin ma eyes no go read for dis nairaland
When una dey Add the bed,Subtract the cloth,Divide the leg and started Multilying the things,una no ask us for advice oooh.....
Abi,if no be say u daft,u do exam,una no wan resultAbi craze dey ur head.

Una con dey ask mii how to kill a future presidentHaba!!!A look like shekau to you!!!

The only free advice wey mii go give una be say,if u like make una use over mutiple dosage...That day wey the pikin go con out,im go first sama u 2 hot slaps con open ur palms then pour all the melecin for una hand.

Even animals knw better.Free the guy joor..
Onye Ara

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NYSC › Re: The Fear Of A Corp Member by Lifebender(m): 11:22pm On Oct 28, 2015

Booked

Celebrities › Re: Obasanjo Cannot Be Celebrated Because He's A Thief -idris Abdulkarm by Lifebender(m): 7:10pm On Oct 20, 2015

Coming from the jaga jaga boy undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze Of Now Vs Segun Arinze Of Before:How Time Flies(pics) by Lifebender(m): 12:08pm On Oct 01, 2015

[quote author=Aminat508 post=38543336][size=13pt][b] grin

see his mouth like dat of ponmo. U seen ponmo's mouth b4

Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke And Son Fly To Miami (photos) by Lifebender(m): 10:58am On Oct 01, 2015

vizkiz:
dear God, please I don't wanna be given a "baby daddy" title

Don't let Nifemi or yetunde get pregnant now. I wanna get maRried legally and be a proud husband/dad at the end of the day. In jesus name I pray (Amen)

kafayatu and mojisola are pregnant, cry

.Am a double baby daddy in waiting.

[size=18pt]Oh Lawd!!![/size] cry

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Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki: I Will Be At The Tribunal Tomorrow by Lifebender(m): 4:42pm On Sep 21, 2015

We ur supporters will support you to the end.

#Till you're convicted embarassed

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Politics › Re: Anti-corruption War Is Non-negotiable, Buhari Replies Jonathan’s Ministers by Lifebender(m): 10:25pm On Aug 30, 2015

Space for sale pls

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Education › Re: Bad State Of OAU Halls Of Residence (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 6:32pm On Aug 29, 2015

funkybully:
[s][/s]

[s]Scouters indeed. Is this d much touted education and media propaganda u lots carry about OAU?[/s]

Lubbish,whose fault is it to scout huh

So if dem gimme bed space money a no pay a con dey scout,na school cause am undecided

Education › Re: Bad State Of OAU Halls Of Residence (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 1:42pm On Aug 29, 2015

richybanky:
I remember in my year 2, we ar 15 in a room at block 1 Rm308 Awo Hall.. 6 legal occupants and 9 scouters
Others room wer like dat too, no room in Awo Hall dat u won't see more dan 5 scouters, even Awo Annex sef dere is scouters

The reason i dislike awo,Scouters are much more than the legal occupants grin

Education › Re: Bad State Of OAU Halls Of Residence (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2015

Nigeria leading university

Crime › Re: Prophet Breaks Wife’s Leg, Chains Son, 32 Others by Lifebender(m): 11:27am On Aug 24, 2015

Quizmillionaire:
DARE TO BE RICH LEAVE THE RACE ALL IT TAKES TO BE A MILLIONAIRE IS 150 SECONDS [url]quizmillionaire.com[/url]

And why are you still here undecided

Romance › Re: Advice: How Do I Break Up With A Girl After Deflowering Her by Lifebender(m): 1:12pm On Aug 05, 2015

kilokeys:
hahahahaha.. NL and drama .. different monikers.. life bender? lawa o.. nice to meet you anyway

#COCKS GUN.Get on ur knees Niqqa.You called mii out. angry

Romance › Re: Advice: How Do I Break Up With A Girl After Deflowering Her by Lifebender(m): 12:37pm On Aug 05, 2015

kilokeys:
Hahahaha.. Anyway, haven't had that yet..
I hope i wouldn't get to meet the last lifebender

Cos naturally.. I m nt so into girls.. And its nt abt growing or being gay.. I just feel I'll gag after seeing so much gore and squeamishness

YOU CALLED MII. NOW WE ARE MEETING.
sad

Education › Re: 4 Reasons Why You Should Not Offend Your Lecturers by Lifebender(m): 10:21am On Jul 25, 2015

chemmerfrank:
Tales by moonlight . Everybody seems to know why and how this days

The now turn lecturers grin

Politics › Re: What Obama Told Buhari During Their Meeting by Lifebender(m): 9:14pm On Jul 20, 2015

Lemme wait for dem professional wailers.They'll soon be here.

Family › Re: Boy, 10, Girl, 8, Caught Having Carnal Knowledge by Lifebender(m): 11:12am On Jul 20, 2015

crackhaus:
Mama imaginary Wura quoting herself left, right, and center.

You need help, there's just no way you're psychologically stable...

Dude calm down.Isnt that kulyie huh

She aint worth it.Just chill and let her waka pass.

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Family › Re: Nigerian Man Married To 57 Women,150 Grandchildren (Photo) by Lifebender(m): 3:45pm On Jul 19, 2015

#InChieffujivoice

57 wives

This konji is feri strong

150 pikin

Na mai secondary school population be that ke

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Politics › Re: Fiyinfoluwa Osinbajo, Yemi Osinbajo’s Son (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2015

MuguliciousMUGU:
OH! The son of the vice president

he should try to advice his father to stop taking too much pics, for God sake, he is a vice president and not a celebrity.

We are still waiting for the change ooo,because right now, the population of mosquitoes is increasing at an alarming rate more than the population of nigeria, by 2016, they would discover that the population of mosquitoes in nigeria is getting to 1 billion.

Senseless post

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Politics › Re: Senator Solomon Adeola Attacks Ekweremmadu Over Comments On Boko Haram by Lifebender(m): 8:14pm On Jul 10, 2015

[size=18pt]The man is high on cow poo.
Jos bomb blast
Kano bomb blast
Suleja bomb blast
has he forgotten quickly.Can he compare those to the recent ones.
Again i say he is high on cow poo[/size] undecided

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Forum Games › Re: Photo:which Car Should Go First? by Lifebender(m): 9:18am On Jul 08, 2015

Cutehector:
we are all sayn dsame tin... The main tin is dat A has to stop for any of the two to go

Ok man.

Forum Games › Re: Photo:which Car Should Go First? by Lifebender(m): 9:12am On Jul 08, 2015

Cutehector:
if a were to go first, den other cars comin frm A behind won't stop also for b to pass... So a has to stop first, den b goes, followed by c, so dat a will continue.. Remember, a b and c aren't d only cars on d road in reality

C should go first,then B and lastly A.You give traffic to ur left according to highway rule.

Career › Re: Eight (8) Ways To Achieve Success In Your Career by Lifebender(m): 3:36pm On Jul 03, 2015

Scanty post.They'll ner read yet the'll be claiming they will soon be with dangote,p sq.
cry

for my dear kontiri

Politics › Re: Governors Have Refused To Declare Their Assets, Says Bureau Boss by Lifebender(m): 2:39pm On Jul 02, 2015*

Well what can i say

Politics › Re: War At Benue State House Of Assembly As Lawmakers Exchange Blows by Lifebender(m): 5:06pm On Jun 23, 2015

When we have Touts as lawmakers and leaders.Fayose,Wike et al.
Who then do we look up to undecided

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Jah Ye mercy!!!

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:49pm On Jun 12, 2015

pbs4real:
this guy has made money,if messi lyk mk em collect 10 ballon'd'or, e no concern am. . . Mike dey top 10 african richest footballers. . . .wat else again?

And he maks more money than messi and hazard.

Olodo

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:49pm On Jun 12, 2015

pbs4real:
this guy has made money,if messi lyk mk em collect 10 ballon'd'or, e no concern am. . . Mike dey top 10 african richest footballers. . . .wat else again?

and he make more money more than messi and hazard.

Olodo

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:28pm On Jun 12, 2015

hensben:
YOU

Olodo

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Shares Selfie With Girlfriend ( Photo ) by Lifebender(m): 12:14pm On Jun 12, 2015

[color=Olive]Question:[/color]I know of a player that plays for an EPL team,he plays only the last 5min of some unimportant match.He keeps smiling on the bench when his mate has won 4 ballon d'or.Next thing we do see,his selfie circulating all social network.And he plays for Nigeria.

Who is he

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Politics › Re: APC In Kwara, Lagos Clash Over Call For Sanctions Against Saraki, Dogara by Lifebender(m): 10:27pm On Jun 10, 2015

PMB fvcked up big time.If APC is to stand,he needs to do something.I'd advice Tinubu to let go of this and hide his feelings,he can always strike when Saraki least expect.

He has alot to learn from OBJ(I like dat man)

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Have The Last Laugh- By Gr8amechi by Lifebender(m): 4:29pm On Jun 10, 2015

Tanoids wont just get it.Saraki is pitching his tent with Atiku because of 2019 forgetting Obj has Atiku's formula at hand.

Law: ''In every ruling political party,there is always a tactical yoruba man''.

Analysis: When it was PDP,they had OBJ
Ti's APC,the have Tinubu

Conclusion: If Tinubu goes down,expect a Fashola to step in his shoes.

LastBullet: When PDP forms again,Baba is always there to scatter them

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Politics › Re: Saraki Unfolds Agenda For Nigeria As He Takes Over NASS by Lifebender(m): 4:11pm On Jun 10, 2015

Dunno why i dnt trust dis man.He has so many things he's not saying.
Tinubu fvcked up big time
APC slept for too long.
I hope they are really awake now to mend the mistakes before it get outta hand.

DickDastardly:
I love this guy, no dulling. Unlike the Daura Dullaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Dont you think if ur pop was a dullard he'd av been Nigeria President by now undecided

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Politics › Re: See What This Ghanaian TV Presenter Wrote About Buhari's Outfit To The G7summit by Lifebender(m): 10:22pm On Jun 08, 2015

Mogidi and temitemi1 is ur drunk hero any better huh

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