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Islam for Muslims / Re: Justice: Insulting Prophet Muhammad Can Lead You In Jail by Lifebender(m): 10:09am On Nov 09, 2018
Hear them.Nairaland should ban anybody that criticize you folks?Is it your forum?or does it belong to ya folks?
I even had to swear one fake oath to comment.
Pathetic.

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson, Jackie Appiah, Yvonne Okoro, Lydia Forson, Ama McBrown Step Out by Lifebender(m): 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2018
JjBankys:
Still looking for what to fry undecided


Your balls,Fry your balls.grin
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson, Jackie Appiah, Yvonne Okoro, Lydia Forson, Ama McBrown Step Out by Lifebender(m): 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2018
JjBankys:
Still looking for what to fry undecided


Your balls,Fry your balls.grin
Celebrities / Re: Inside The Prison Where Bill Cosby Is Expected To Serve His Sentence by Lifebender(m): 10:56am On Sep 27, 2018
Tollzara:
WTF. This prison is way better than hostels in OAU.

Damn. If you call this a prison, what do we call our hostels? grin

My brother,make dem carry this prison come OAU,we go give them our hostel..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Carabao Cup (1 - 2) On 26th September 2018 by Lifebender(m): 8:09pm On Sep 26, 2018
please where can stream this match online?
Politics / Re: Date For Osun Supplementary Election: INEC Sets September 27 by Lifebender(m): 3:04pm On Sep 23, 2018
Right now,APC is thinking of how to rig the election,
and PDP is thinking of how to buy those remaining votes.
I don't like PDP a bit,but Aregbesola bleeped up big time and the affected masses have decided they dont want them in power any more.
One thing i noticed in SW politics,u furk up,they vote you out.They don't vote on emotions.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Knocked Povetkin OUT At Round 7 by Lifebender(m): 11:04pm On Sep 22, 2018
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Politics / Re: Killings: President Buhari To Reorganize Security by Lifebender(m): 5:14pm On Jun 27, 2018
Bullshiiite...
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid & Tiwa Savage Doing The "Shaku Shaku" Dance Together At The Club (Photos by Lifebender(m): 2:25pm On Jun 03, 2018
This babe no get shame Sha.
#Spits and walks out

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Family / Re: Different Types Of Adults That Should Be Wished Happy Children’s Day (meme Colle by Lifebender(m): 12:45pm On May 29, 2018
So u dey wish me happy sheeldrens day indirectly.
She o mo age m ni grin grin grin.
I can't do without Tom and Jerry abeg.
The toothpaste ish,abeg I bought the tube as well so I can eat it.
She calls me baby cuz be was feeling like my mother.
Cutting of nails?Sheybi na my hand..
grin grin grin grin

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Investment / Re: Abuja Overtakes Lagos In Foreign Capital Inflows by Lifebender(m): 11:08am On May 12, 2018
OneCorner:
We are only showing afonjas our true color and worth.
They should beg us before we put lagos on top grin


Oponu,they said foreigh capital inflow.
For your little mind now you think the stolen okrika sent from UK by ur brothers constitute the capital to inflow.
By the way,I just saw Ogun on the list,is it also the work of you guys?
MAALUundecided

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Investment / Re: Abuja Overtakes Lagos In Foreign Capital Inflows by Lifebender(m): 11:02am On May 12, 2018
OneCorner:
We are only showing afonjas our true color and worth.
They should beg us before we put lagos on top grin
Travel / Re: "Ambode Fix Ekins-Okejra Addo Road – Ajah" Pasted On A Keke Napep In Lagos by Lifebender(m): 3:08pm On May 11, 2018
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Business / Re: Iran Nuclear Deal: Oil Prices Climb Above $76 by Lifebender(m): 7:47am On May 09, 2018
I could recall how the Iranians were celebrating when this deal was signed in 2015.
Tho dunno about international politics.But Saudi Arabia and Israel lauding US for pulling out on the nuclear deal looks partisan.
Saudi a Muslim country will support this becos Iranians are mainly Shites and their major rival in the oil market,and Nethanyahu becos he is a bully and US ass licker.

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TV/Movies / Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Wins BBNaija 2018! by Lifebender(m): 9:13pm On Apr 22, 2018
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Health / Re: Fabric Machine Cut Man's Stomach Open While Working In Ogun. Graphic Photos by Lifebender(m): 9:05pm On Apr 20, 2018
tellwisdom:
And that foolish dull man will say the youths are Lazy??..RIP broda sad

daviesblaze:
i hope he survives it embarassed embarassed my condolence brother. get well soon

heendrix:
this is not good omg how would the doctors go about fixing the intestines in the right order seeing lot of inexperienced doc littered round the country

my condolences bro embarassed

I guess Buhari used u lot to judge the youth.
You didn't even read anything before commenting.
He ain't dead yet see e gbo undecided

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Politics / Re: Charles Dokubo Assumes Duties As Amnesty Boss (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 6:57pm On Mar 20, 2018
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Crime / Re: Pregnant Lady Loses Memory After Escaping From Ritualists, Lands In Ogun. Photos by Lifebender(m): 10:30pm On Feb 25, 2018
ukukaegbu:


Are easterners barred from supporting any particular party?

Who said they are barred?

It's very unusual to see someone from there support APC the way the guy does online.
Crime / Re: Pregnant Lady Loses Memory After Escaping From Ritualists, Lands In Ogun. Photos by Lifebender(m): 10:07pm On Feb 25, 2018
madridguy:
This is serious. The skull miners are dangerous more than boko haram and fulani terrorists combined. I hope the Nigeria army will declare operation stop mining soon before they harvested every available heads in that region tongue

May God restore her memory.


I don't understand you.From this ur write up,you sound like someone from the East,and yet you support APC.Are you sure everything is okay with you

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Phones / Re: Tecno Mobile First Full-screen Display Smartphone by Lifebender(m): 7:28am On Feb 25, 2018
I get the drift.
When you use tecno and infinix,you usually feel untop of the world forgetting we have,HTC, Samsung,iPhone, Gionee and others.
Tecno and infinix lovers una too dey make noise Sha undecided

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Religion / Re: See The Church Where A Reverend Father Was Spotted Preaching That Has Gone Viral by Lifebender(m): 7:02am On Feb 25, 2018
Trust me,Sermons like this enter the head like no other.Not like the ones in all those big domed churches.
You just look around and reality hits you.
Why do u think Jesus best sermon was the beatitudes?

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Education / Re: Snake: JAMB Registrar, Oloyede Blasts Nigerians For Joking Over Missing N36m by Lifebender(m): 9:38am On Feb 21, 2018
lovejoy051:



https://www.google.com.ng/amp/dailypost.ng/2018/02/20/snake-jamb-registrar-blasts-nigerians-joking-missing-n36m/amp/
Career / Re: I Want To Switch Back To My Profession But I'm Confused. Help! by Lifebender(m): 8:46am On Feb 20, 2018
The grass is not always greener at the other side of the fence,It is greener where you watered it.JB

Now saying your major is lucrative in the east could be true,but what are your chances when you finally go back to the east should be your chances.Mind you,if it were to be so,you wouldn't be the only person with that mindset.
In all, I'll just tell you to turn your passion into your hobby, don't leave what you are doing because someone suggested something,it's your life,not theirs.If he really wanted to help he should have offered you that job and not tell you to go back to east.

Take your time,do your surveys,get informations
and pray about it.
Best wishes.

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Prays For The Death Of Ritual Killers In Nigeria by Lifebender(m): 9:39pm On Feb 16, 2018
preciousuweh:


His job there is to pray and not to make it to come into fulfillment, that's GOD'S job to do.
The bible says "ask and it shall be given unto you". Matthew 7:7. It didn't say; ask and answer it yourself rather it says ask and it shall be given unto you, in other words ask and I will answer you in other words GOD is saying, your job is to ask, mine is to answer, so it is not his (oyedepo) part to fulfill what he asked rather it is GOD'S part and job.

The Bible also say; "whatsoever ye ask the father in my name, believe, you shall receive it". That passage says it all. A Christian part is to pray and believe while answering it is GOD'S part is to answer so far the one praying has faith as recorded in Mark 11:23, then his or her prayer will be answered.

So in essence, it is not oyedepo's part or job to answer or fulfill his prayer rather that's GOD'S job. His (oyedepo) part is to pray and believe which he has done, answering or fulfilling it is GOD'S, okay.

So he (oyedepo) has done his part which is to pray and have faith, now it GOD'S part or job that's remaining.


Man as indeed created God in his own image.
Do you think God now has the time to be chasing ritualist up and down while your security agency is there collecting "Owo Ona" instead of solving crimes?

Look here,God has given everyone of us what we need, He's not gonna help us use it.So praying that ritualist die in real life or in spiritual realm is nothing.
And next time,don't quote Mat 7:7 to support such.

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Politics / Re: Lots Of Policemen Deployed To Kano State As Kwankwaso Cancels Visit. Photos by Lifebender(m): 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2018
Mandynews:
Cursed country
And yet,you still live therein.SMHundecided

Mandynews:
Bitch!!! I'm not a Nigerian

The days of granting the inconsequential an audience is quite gone.
So on that note,I won't exchange words with you.
Lastly,am a Sir..

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Celebrities / Re: Makeup Free Oge Okoye At The Gym (Photos) by Lifebender(m): 9:09am On Jan 26, 2018
ARUGBO GIRLS undecided

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Family / Re: "My Husband Can’t Go 3 Rounds Anymore" - Nigerian Lady Complains by Lifebender(m): 11:07pm On Jan 25, 2018
Nkan sele Sha
Upon all the problem for this country,na 3 rounds be this one wahala
Even 10 rounds self no fit satisfy this one.Rasaki Sha dey top am for you.
Awon Omo Shakushaku undecided

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Health / Re: Baby Born With Internal Organs Outside In Benue State (Disturbing Photos) by Lifebender(m): 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2018
wilsonreuben:
'Cause of PHOTOSHOP I can't believe such anymore.

And Thomas who is also called Didymus be like: except I go to Benue and I see the baby and I put my hands on it and I can feel it is an organ, I won't believe!

cheesy cheesy cheesy.

If you can't decipher something real from fake at this your age,I totally give up. undecided

dbynonetwork:
See what BUHARI herdsmen has caused..


BUHARI you will never go unpunished..


Up stupidity is to high heavens.Everything is not politics Mr. Man

awa:
Why didn't the Doctors push those organs inside?

Like through the Anus
You must be a Living Faith Chapel member.
Your case is different undecided

tobidipity:
Nothing way hausa no fit born

You should change your moniker to Stupidity undecided

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Food / Re: Nigerian Lady Orders 'Burger' In Tanzania, But She Got 'Mboga' (Photo) by Lifebender(m): 8:46am On Dec 29, 2017
So we should order mboga too abi..undecided
Lubbish.
Is this news undecided undecided
Lala,all this Lubbish,let it end with 2017 grin

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Chidinma Ekile's Outfit For Christmas On 25th December by Lifebender(m): 8:34am On Dec 26, 2017
Lilshorecords:
so what should we fry now?


Balls,our balls undecided
Romance / Re: Top 10 Things Lagos Girls Want For Christmas by Lifebender(m): 10:01pm On Dec 25, 2017
so they all called and told you what they wanted

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