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RomanceRe: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by lifenajeje(m): 7:07pm On Apr 27, 2023
Till date I still dey find penis wey enter vagina come out from anus ..abi the one wey enter vagina come out for mouth ..

Childhood myth.

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Nairaland GeneralRe: "My N1,400,000 Is Gone " - Nigerian Lady In Tears After She Found Out The New I by lifenajeje(m): 7:23am On Apr 13, 2023
Fir fufu to dey inside ur iphone na I'm be say u been won buy the iphone 14 very less than it's value .
FamilyRe: Marriage Has Failed Me! by lifenajeje(m): 4:43pm On Apr 11, 2023
frozen70:
Having read what you posted, I feel the emotional pains you are going through

The only place am going to blame you was the in ability to tolerate them your in laws from day one

They gave you heat and you returned the heat without thinking twice if really you can face them all

You dont really understand their family settings and why all of them are interested in their son

As it is now, you are not a threat to them but they are all a threat to you and your peace in the marriage

You have already prove to them that you are equally as crazy as they are

I think at this point, you have to drop the war weapons and start calming down for them

Talk to your husband if you can, so that he will reconcile you and them, by organizing a good reconciliation meeting for that peace to reign in your marriage, in laws and your life

Once that is done, you will experience absolute peace of mind and you will now be free to relate with them and see them as your own family

Pls look into it so that you too can have peace of mind and your child will have a good sense of feelings with them

If they all decides to gang against you and send you out, your husband will just be confused but will still stand with them because he alone can't marry you
May u continue to be blessed with wisdom ..

I don't need to read any other post

U have said it all..


Op take this advice ..

It's time for u to stoop and conquer ..

I adviced my cousin's wife whose record with the family was absolutely bad ..

She gives fire raise to power hell to issues and it caused her a lot ..

Following my advice she apologised to everyone ..

She no dey talk pass herself

Na them dey rush am now ..

Family whahala no be gra gra

Na sense them.dey use for the matter .
TravelRe: How Do Families Pay Tens Of Millions To Japa Without Getting Ulcers by lifenajeje(m): 4:11pm On Apr 11, 2023
Klass99:
Yep you were fortunate to have japa-ed when things were better and less expensive. I hear about the cost of relocation too and like you I think to myself......mehn this is crazy! I can't do this and I won't do it, even if I have that kind of money.

To me it feels like a rip off and pillage of our resources, similar to what the crown did to us years ago through colonization. Where they looted and plundered our lands, only this time, we are the ones willfully participating in this rip off.

A close friend confided in me that she felt blue and downcast, because almost everyone she knows has japa-ed, even people junior to her in status and financial well being. I laughed and had a lengthy conversation with her on the importance of not looking at others or jumping on the japa train, for all the wrong reasons.

She and hubby own a house here, I asked her, are you willing to give that up to start over at your age? In a foreign country that is now over-flooded with immigrants and barely enough jobs/resouces to go round? I sent her a Youtube video as well to help inform her decision at the end of the day.
Pls I need link to the video before making the wrong decision
PoliticsRe: Insecurity Has Started Again Why Can’t State Govs Take FG To Court? - Rufai by lifenajeje(m): 10:30am On Apr 11, 2023
tuoyoojo:
One it tempted to believe that the powers that be somehow benefit from all this insecurity

See how many children were kidnapped in zamfara and the world continued like nothing happened

Close to a 100 people killed in benue and the usual verbal condemnation rhetoric was given

Abuja kaduna kidnapping rings have resumed duty and the APC scoundrels are suddenly deaf , mute, and blind

They will one day suffer the hardships they let the poor masses go through
It's business all over the world ..
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Coincidence About The Death Of Yul Edochie Son? by lifenajeje(m): 6:56am On Mar 31, 2023
Divoc19:
If she knew the outcome, why will she want to brag/ expose herself.

Death is not a good thing. We will all die one day in different ways approved by God.
Please accept and rest this case.

Losing my daughter January 31, 2023 made me realize that. I didn't own her.

We own nothing in this life... enjoy your bit and let things flow/go
Sorry about ur daughter may soul continue to rest in peace
CelebritiesRe: “i’m A Lesbian Witch, I Know I’m Going To Hell”- Temmie Ovwasa Asserts by lifenajeje(m): 6:51am On Mar 31, 2023
Jicqueville:
What she is smoking is becoming too much...




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RomanceRe: Why You Should Be Worried When A Girl Asks If You Are 'enjoying It' During Sex by lifenajeje(m): 6:10am On Mar 30, 2023
Lol....

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RomanceRe: Fact About Women.. by lifenajeje(m): 6:04am On Mar 30, 2023
This post is no way close to relevant ..


You sit in ur bedroom and conclude in ur head that what u spilled above are facts ..

Where are ur stats .

Ur experience with women is not even up to 0.000000005% percent of what most men have encountered..

Stop judging women based on what u hear ..


I know lots of women that don't fall within ur sampled population..


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HealthRe: PEP Or Prep: Do This Before Calling Me. by lifenajeje(op): 7:28am On Mar 29, 2023
Faber:
What is PEP and PrEP please explain, I may go a long way to help some ignorant ones like me..

🙏🙏🙏
PrEP
Pre exposure prophylaxis


This can help protect you if you don’t have HIV and any of the following apply to you:

You have had anal or vaginal sex in the past 6 months and you

have a sexual partner with HIV (especially if the partner has an unknown or detectable viral load),
have not consistently used a condom, or
have been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease in the past 6 months.

PrEP can help protect you if you don’t have HIV and any of the following apply to you:

You inject drugs and
have an injection partner with HIV, or
share needles, syringes, or other drug injection equipment (for example, cookers).

You have been prescribed PEP (post-exposure prophylaxis) and you
report continued risk behavior, or
have used multiple courses of PEP.

You may choose to take PrEP, even if the behaviors listed above don’t apply to you.
HealthRe: PEP Or Prep: Do This Before Calling Me. by lifenajeje(op): 7:27am On Mar 29, 2023
Faber:
What is PEP and PrEP please explain, I may go a long way to help some ignorant ones like me..

🙏🙏🙏
PEP (post-exposure prophylaxis) means taking medicine to prevent HIV after a possible exposure.

PEP Must Be Started Within 72 Hours of Possible Exposure to HIV
Talk right away (within 72 hours) to your health care provider, an emergency room doctor, or an urgent care provider about PEP if you think you’ve recently been exposed to HIV:

during sex (for example, if the condom broke),
through sharing needles, syringes, or other equipment to inject drugs (for example, cookers), or
if you’ve been sexually assaulted.
The sooner you start PEP, the better. Every hour counts. If you’re prescribed PEP, you’ll need to take it daily for 28 days.
HealthPEP Or Prep: Do This Before Calling Me. by lifenajeje(op): 6:35am On Mar 29, 2023
It is important for you to know ur HIV status before ordering PEP or PrEP.

Most times, nairalanders call me to order for the medication without carrying out a status check ..

Knowing ur status is important especially for those involve in risky behavior ..



Secondly you cannot continue to be involved in risky behavior then reorder PEP.

If u must continue your habit then go for PrEP...


PEP and PrEP are free across government hospitals

Am only here to bridge the gap for those who want private consultations..

Plus weekends when ART clinics don't work .

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RomancePEP Or Prep : Do This Before Calling Me. by lifenajeje(op): 6:28am On Mar 29, 2023
It's important for you to know ur HIV status before ordering PEP or PrEP.

Most times, nairalanders call me to order for the medication without carrying out a status check ..

Knowing ur status is important especially for those involve in risky behavior ..



Secondly you cannot continue to be involved in risky behavior then reorder PEP.

If u must continue your habit then go for PrEP...


PEP and PrEP are free across government hospitals

Am only here to bridge the gap for those who want private consultations..

Plus weekends when ART clinics don't work .

Ur sure plug for PEP PrEP and other scarce drugs..

Call or chat 07038149252
PoliticsRe: PDP Vows Probe As Benue Ward Suspends Ayu by lifenajeje(m): 10:44am On Mar 27, 2023
Declarationsoo:
Wahala
E be like say I like play ..

So na like this people dey pose for identification document ..

My friend post better work
FamilyRe: In Search Of Long Lost Dad by lifenajeje(m): 7:54am On Mar 26, 2023
Sorry bro

I have asked my father and ur father's face is not familiar ..neither does his name rings a bell..

I pray ur mum gives u more info..


Look for Ghanians she stayed with in Nigeria back then someone might help u



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RomanceRe: This Why You Ejaculate Quickly by lifenajeje(m): 10:19pm On Mar 25, 2023
Lifeshade7213:
What health qualifications do you have?

Do you understand the sexual mechanic of the human health processes?

Keep deceiving yourself...
I have worked with federal ministry of health , Nigerian institute of Medical research ,,, and several health project across the country ..reproductive health inclusive ....


U don't want to see my qualification

Open ur mind to learning ..


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RomanceRe: This Why You Ejaculate Quickly by lifenajeje(m): 6:57pm On Mar 25, 2023
Absolute lie ..

80% of people that ejeculate quickly masturbate and watch porn ..while some visit brothels regularly ..

The brain is already programmed to ejaculate quickly due to their die hard habits ..

If u want to stop ejaculating quickly practice the withdrawal technique with ur woman ..

When ur body respond varies for different individuals ..


For some it takes the second attempt while others take 3rd to 7th attempt

I have a friend who was successful at the tenth attempt ..

The benefit is u did not use any medication

For this to work effectively quit porn ..masturbation and brothels ..

STD and STI are secondary causes and form 20%

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FamilyRe: In Search Of Long Lost Dad by lifenajeje(m): 4:32pm On Mar 25, 2023
U carry ur papa nose 100 %
FamilyRe: In Search Of Long Lost Dad by lifenajeje(m): 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2023
Ur mum's description of the company is a incorrect ..at that time there was no company on the Lagos Ibadan expressway ...

Since ur dad is a mechanical engineer I would show my dad his picture maybe he might know him

My father is also a mechanical engineer and I believe he should know him because mechanical engineers that fix heavy duty equipments weren't much ..

The companies back then we're in Apapa, Ebutte meta..Ikeja .yaba ..oregun...vi..mushin. ikorodu road
.

Maybe it's even ikorodu road ur mum was describing to u ..

Development has taken over .

People of his work status reside in ajegunle ..mushin ..orile ..oshodi..ikotun ..iyanaipaja..ikorodu ..mile 12, isolo , ejigbo..


They must have met in trainings organize d by UAC suppliers or caterpillar equipments back then for engineers or interviews etc

I hope my dad would recognize ur father ..
If it happens that they worked during same period .
FamilyRe: In Search Of Long Lost Dad by lifenajeje(m): 1:47pm On Mar 25, 2023
Hi it's painful ...

I have a friend who does not know his dad he would be hitting 60 in four years time ...


U have little information to help but let me try my best ..

Let's start with the name

Am guessing ur parents met during the Nigerian civil war ..

An igbo man won't answer Paul peter during that period ..

Ur dad being from igbo extraction so as to save himself changed his original name to Paul peter claiming he is from Ghana . Having ur mother a Ghanian by his side makes it proper.

My Grand father changed his name to Edward Major .. he processed his papers at the Ghanian Embassy cos he had friends

That was how he stayed in Lagos during the civil war ..

Still guessing ur father after the war must have hurt ur mum despite she all the did for him to conceal his identity by following other women etc ..

Ur mother got heart broken and vowed he would Neva see u again then relocated back to her country ..

Or ur mum hurt ur dad and he decided he does not want to see her again ..


I strongly believe what I said transpired so pls let me know ur age for my opinion to stand correct ..
PoliticsRe: Datti Baba-Ahmed: Nobody Will Get Kano's 1.9 Million Votes Of 2015 (Video) by lifenajeje(m): 7:31am On Feb 08, 2023
ImmaculateJOE:
LP will spring surprises in Kaduna, Adamawa, Gombe and Kogi states of Northern Nigeria.


To me, the least Obidient states are Zamfara, Yobe, Jigawa, and Kastina.... In that order.... Its gonna be a miracle if LP gets 5% in these States..

@garfield1
Labour party would pull 25% in the states mentioned .
PoliticsRe: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by lifenajeje(m): 8:18pm On Feb 07, 2023
ebexofficial:
Who else I feeling this is a planned effort to cause uprising and create an interim government otherwise what's so difficult in making cash available
I have stated the s somewhere ..it's definately what it is .
Foreign AffairsRe: Death Toll Crosses 5,000 In Turkey- Syria Earthquake by lifenajeje(m): 3:11pm On Feb 07, 2023
Dikaveli:
All Muslim will perish
Like say u no go die one day ..
PoliticsRe: Massive Gboko Reception: Benue Is Atiku 100% - Dr. Oche Otorkpa by lifenajeje(m): 4:54pm On Feb 06, 2023
Front page of this thread be like say na chatbot dey post
Music/RadioRe: Grammy Awards Winners 2023 (Full List) by lifenajeje(m): 2:40pm On Feb 06, 2023
Abeg y Nigerian awards no dey recognise song writers .
HealthRe: Female Chorister Discovered To Be A Man After Death In Port Harcourt (Photos) by lifenajeje(m):
Righteousness2:
First OF all there is nothing like transman or transwoman! All that are confusions of devil on humans today.

You can deceive your Father
You can deceive your Mother
You can deceive your Pastor
You can deceive your siblings
You can deceive your Friends
But you CANNOT deceive GOD.
The young man succeeded in deceiving people but has gone to stand before the One that cannot be deceived.

If your eyes can see you do Evil, the Owner and creator of your eyes has seen you.
What you do in the dark is an open sepulchre before GOD.

Instead of trying to hide and Deceive people, Go before GOD, Confess and repent of your evil and SURRENDER to JESUS for Help.
I have to quote u on this

There are people born incomplete.

Have u not seen females that look 99 percent male and vice versa..

I grew up with one ..


Or would u say siamese twins are from the devil .

My third child came to life with jejundial atresia( a situation where the intestine and stomach are not joined together )

Visits teaching hospitals and see kids with different abnormalities..


It is never easy for girls/boys who look like the other sex growing up

If they come from wealthy homes option available is having to undergone surgical procedures changing to the dorminant sex .
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander Whose Comments You Always Like Sometimes Without Reading!. by lifenajeje(m): 6:41pm On Feb 05, 2023
Daaaammmnn nnnniiiggggeerrrrr

Slomawir

Hope I got the spelling

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