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FamilyRe: How Can 5k Be Managed In A Week by lifenajeje(m): 6:06pm On Oct 23, 2023
garriAndsugar:
Oil beans 300 from mama put, add water, small maggi and boil. Filter the beans and use the water as soup with fufu 200 in the morning eat the beans with garri in the evening.

Next day buy 2 indomie 300 and fufu 200 add enough water and spices let it be like pepper soup, use the fufu to swallow with the pepper soup in the morning then eat the filtered indomie in the evening.

With these you might end up spending 500 to 600 daily
U are good at reducing cost .
RomanceRe: Is This Handsome Man Real? Is He Married? (photos) by lifenajeje(m): 1:38pm On Oct 23, 2023
Cupid has misfired his arrow


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BusinessRe: Lagos Shuts Down Alaba International Market by lifenajeje(m): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2023
adesegun121:
Let wait and see
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There is nothing to wait and see for ..

The markets that have been locked so far are gated and have secured entrances or the task force chooses Sunday when they know people don't come to market to seal of the place .

Moreover most of the markets there are no inhabitants as people don't reside in the market...

Alaba rago does not close from morning till night ..

At night it's even bubling with lots of activities ..

Lots of roads leads into the market ..

The can block the Alaba rago main entrace ..or the road before LASU , and Alaba international market but there are lots of roads that leads to Alaba and u have inhabitants in it
RomanceRe: Please, Advise Me Genuinely by lifenajeje(m): 12:46pm On Oct 23, 2023
Give ur life to Christ if u have not done so ..

Next start praying kingdom advancement prayers and invest ur time in soul winning ...



U will ve surprise at how God will visit u .
RomanceRe: What Should I Do? My Story In This Strange Compound by lifenajeje(m): 12:44pm On Oct 23, 2023
Give ur life to Jesus then start firing prayers and singing worship na the boss go chase u out ..

When u get out of the compound go for deliverance ....MFM Sabi these type of deliverance ..

Remain steadfast in the Lord ...nothing will happen to u for life .
RomanceRe: Do These Investigations Before You Marry Her by lifenajeje(m): 12:29pm On Oct 23, 2023
MadeINchenzen2:
For those who are smart enough to add logic to their feelings before they propose to a potential daughter of Jezebel, Kindly carry out these Investigations.


1. Does she live with her family or live alone


2. Does she maintain good relationship with her family (mother, father, Sister)

3. Are both parents living together or apart?

4. Is her father in control of his home?

5. Is her father or mother employed or jobless

6. Are siblings employed or still jambites or undergraduates

7. What's the circumstances that let to the breakup between her and her ex

8. Is she still communicating with guys in her previous relationships

9. Is she dependent on you financially

10. What are people saying about her?
Problem.no dey finish ..

Person fit tick all the box yet become wife wey u go love and cherish while another lady fit not get any of ur red flag but give u hell on earth .


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BusinessRe: Lagos Shuts Down Alaba International Market by lifenajeje(m): 12:08pm On Oct 23, 2023
adesegun121:
Wahala


Lagos Shuts Down Alaba International Market
Next will be Alaba Irago market

#KeepLagosClean
Alaba rago can never be shut down..
Dem no dey sleep for Alaba abi u want make aboki burst their head from all angles .

It's not a gated market and it's got lots of entrance unlike Alaba international market ..
RomanceRe: What Next For Auntie Tontoh Dikeh? by lifenajeje(m): 8:58pm On Oct 22, 2023
Are u stalking her ?


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FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Doesn’t Enjoy Sex by lifenajeje(m): 5:27pm On Oct 22, 2023
Circumcision poorly done or medical complications ..visit a gynae.

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RomanceRe: Why Is it That Some Men Don't Wanna Marry Virgin Ladies by lifenajeje(m): 5:17pm On Oct 22, 2023
Quality20:
are u a pharmacist
Medical sales rep with over 15 years experience
AgricultureRe: How Maureensylvia Expanded From Raw Agro Produce To Agro-processing In Two Years by lifenajeje(m): 8:32am On Oct 21, 2023
cooooooks:
Congratulations!

As for me, if anyone can produce already peeled beans, for akara or moi moi, i would love to order.

Wishing you the best. With your packaging, diaspora market isn't far.
It's readily available In the hyper stores
FamilyRe: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by lifenajeje(m): 5:06am On Oct 20, 2023
Kobojunkie:
The same Jehovah that made clear in Deuteronomy 30 - 32 that His only chosen people are those who have the blood of Jacob coursing through their veins and that His specific promises to them in that applied only so long as they remained under His Old Law of Moses? undecided
Remember in the book of Mathew after Jesus got baptised he said

" This is my beloved son in whom am well pleased "

Romans 3:23/24 paraphrased sums it all for we have sinned but through Jesus Christ we reconciled to God


Jesus himself spoke in John 3:16

" I am the way, the truth and the life no one cometh into the father except through me".


The gift of life is free only if u believe in God .
FamilyRe: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by lifenajeje(m): 7:56pm On Oct 19, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Which God? Please be specific! undecided
The one who created you
Jehoval almighty .
FamilyRe: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by lifenajeje(m): 7:50pm On Oct 19, 2023
Kobojunkie:
undecided

2. Oh, now that prophet "anointing" is to blame and not the fact that ALL so-called prophets are liars? undecided

3. So Jesus Christ said those who have bad dreams in marriage should come to him so he can solve their problem? shocked
God is a revealer of dreams..
FamilyRe: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by lifenajeje(m): 3:53pm On Oct 19, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You Churchians are like drug addicts. Op relayed how it was all these same kind of voodoo rituals that led to the problems in his house. Yet here you are prescribing more of the very same as solution to him.... una no dey stop to think at all? undecided
If I had asked him to come to my church it would like am having personal interest.

Am offering him a neutral solution to his problem which is spiritual hence the need for him to go to mountain of fire ..

I don't know the anointing the prophet he met with his mother have got ..moreover there are different kinds of prophets.

I believe his problem would be solved if he follows my advice in Jesus name .
RomanceRe: Why Is it That Some Men Don't Wanna Marry Virgin Ladies by lifenajeje(m): 2:43pm On Oct 19, 2023
Who virgin help

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RomanceRe: Women's Secrets by lifenajeje(m): 2:39pm On Oct 19, 2023
That's y it's called secret

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TravelRe: FG To Shut Third Mainland Bridge For Repairs by lifenajeje(m): 2:33pm On Oct 19, 2023
saasala:
Every appointment and whatever I have on the Island is now cancelled till further notice. I can't come and be chuking my head inside mad traffic
It's Sunday u can take alternative routes as there is less traffic on sunday .
FamilyRe: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by lifenajeje(m): 2:27pm On Oct 19, 2023
Let me tell u what is happening ..


Someone was never happy about your marriage ..

Fire gutting ur shop , going with your mum to the prophet and now reoccurring dreams is all part of the plan..

It's all staged to make ur wife look as the guilty one when it finally happens .


U Neva hear say them dey take person appear for dream...


Listen ..

Don't tell ur mother anything ...

Since u have said for the sake of ur children ..u reconciled with your wife I will advice u to take ur wife and kids including urself to any branch of moutain of fire and carry out their 7 days deliverance .......u will see changes ....

Also on ur own start reciting these bible verses on ur own before u sleep

Isaih 54:10
1st John 4:4
James 4:7
Psalms 3:1-8

I hope u are born again and a firm believer so no demon tells u they don't know u when u begin to pray midnight prayers .
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Near Death Experience by lifenajeje(m): 8:33am On Oct 19, 2023
Take heart Adebayo..
May God strengthen u.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lifenajeje(m): 6:53am On Oct 18, 2023
Hi guys


Pls how much is average weekly rental presently ?
Nairaland GeneralAwakening Project ! by lifenajeje(op): 11:13am On Oct 14, 2023
Does anyone know anything about the awakening project?
I got invited for a presentation ..

I hope it's not a network marketing stuff
TravelRe: Denmark! Denmark!! Denmark!!! by lifenajeje(op): 2:28pm On Oct 08, 2023
MatrixReloaded:
Jejely comot for here or see other side of my friends on NL..
Ebi like say them tie ur placenta put for this thread ..

I no go mention u again as e be like say u aim na to derail the thread ..
TravelRe: Denmark! Denmark!! Denmark!!! by lifenajeje(op): 8:14am On Oct 08, 2023
MatrixReloaded:
Do research... Denmark no dey another planet. As u reason the name do ur research. No dey disturb us.
Oga before u quote I don begin research ..asking questions on nairaland is also another form of research .
TravelRe: Family Relocation To European Country by lifenajeje(m): 8:08am On Oct 08, 2023
Research on Denmark..
TravelDenmark! Denmark!! Denmark!!! by lifenajeje(op): 7:53am On Oct 08, 2023
Dearest Nairalanders ..anyone been to Denmark ..would love to know more about it ..cheers
PhonesRe: See The "iPhone 14 Pro Max" A Nigerian Man Bought ₦44,000 by lifenajeje(m): 4:09pm On Oct 02, 2023
Na the apple wey Eve and Adam eat o dey see so
FamilyRe: I Feel Hatred Towards My Husband by lifenajeje(m): 12:49pm On Sep 26, 2023
After Jesus was baptised he was led to temptation by the spirit unto the wilderness ..he overcame the devil .

In Mathew 6 when he taught us to pray it is written " And lead us not into temptation ,but deliver us from evil"

Ur husband is being tempted ..laugh and joke over this issue with him ..

Carry out 7 midnight prayers on him start with anything that would lead him into temptation , cast and bind ..speak in tongues . Pray for mercies ,,,.then enter he should have eyes only for u as u would always love and cherish him ..then round off the prayer by prophecying goodness ,health and wealth for him ..

Make sure he hears every single word of ur prayer ..

Miracle no dey tire Jesus ..

The devil only wants to use this to dstroy ur marriage .don't let him win ..
SportsRe: Tobi Amusan: AIU Files Appeal To Court Of Arbitration For Sports by lifenajeje(m): 7:00pm On Sep 18, 2023
LandMann:
The whites want to do everything to frustrate her career cos she's a threat to their false shine
Whites don't dominate athletics
RomanceRe: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by lifenajeje(m): 5:27pm On Sep 13, 2023
ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.
I swear my phone fall off my hand ..lok
Nairaland GeneralRe: Landlord And Tenant Wahala!!! Advice Needed by lifenajeje(m): 9:45pm On Sep 12, 2023
GhostRider1991:
I wasn't issued any receipt, I only have the receipt of transfer I did directly to the landlord.
That is enough proof

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