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TravelRe: The Poor State Of Port-Harcourt - Aba Train Services (Video, Photos) by lifenajeje(m): 3:44pm On Nov 20, 2023
STEWpid:
Chai..



You mean Oga Wike was only dancing Makosa throughout his tenure?

Rotimi Amechi was minister of transport for 8 solid years ..

Upgrading rail services in South west and Northern part of the country .




Chai..

AutosHelp Me Answer This by lifenajeje(op): 5:25pm On Nov 17, 2023
Does anyone have any idea what it would cost monthly to payback a hire purchase contract for sienna 2006/2007
FamilyRe: School Sent My Sisters Wards Away For Trying To Address Bullying by lifenajeje(m): 2:04pm On Nov 11, 2023
The kid is been affected..he is loosing his self esteem and this can affect him ..

That kid needs to change school ASAP.
Car TalkRe: Driving With Ease In Lagos by lifenajeje(op): 5:54am On Nov 09, 2023
guyboss:
Mods.

Front page. It will be beneficial to a handful of like minded individuals.
Mods

Pls take to promise land so we have more inputs to avoid a Nairalander been on front pages of newspaper with headline

" Nairalander gets caught following one way "
Car TalkRe: Driving With Ease In Lagos by lifenajeje(op): 1:49pm On Nov 08, 2023
guyboss:
Mods.

Front page. It will be beneficial to a handful of like minded individuals.
Thank u sir
Car TalkRe: Driving With Ease In Lagos by lifenajeje(op): 1:49pm On Nov 08, 2023
Emmy000seun:
You cant learn all this online, been observant and smart is the key, watchout well, don't park isolatedly, before you pick people ensure you see other car that park or pick there too. For one way too observe the direction of moving car.. infact don't do anything alone make sure you see other road users doing it too.. meanwhile experience is the best lesson, but don't learn in the hard way..ire ooo
Thank u sir
Car TalkDriving With Ease In Lagos by lifenajeje(op): 11:42am On Nov 08, 2023
Dear Nairalanders

I have not driven a vehicle in Lagos since June 2021..

I don't want to be a cash cow to police, lastma, task force and other law enforcing officers

Pls school me on

1, Existing one way routes
( Now that they specialize in removing the road signs )

2, Existing road rules that are not publicised ..


3, Where not to park..

4, I intend carrying passengers with my sienna so i need to know it's not against any law ..

5..Everything that one needs to know in been smart and taking ur proceeds home without law enforcement officers milking u ..

Thanks .
BusinessHow Can I Drive With Ease In Lagos by lifenajeje(op): 10:29am On Nov 08, 2023
Dear Nairalanders

I have not driven a vehicle in Lagos since June 2021..

I don't want to be a cash cow to police, lastma, task force and other law enforcing officers

Pls school me on

1, Existing one way routes
( Now that they specialize in removing the road signs )

2, Existing road rules that are not publicised ..


3, Where not to park..

4, I intend carrying passengers with my sienna so i need to know it's not against any law ..

5..Everything that one needs to know in been smart and taking ur proceeds home without law enforcement officers milking u ..

Thanks .
Nairaland GeneralDriving With Ease In Lagos State . by lifenajeje(op): 9:04am On Nov 08, 2023
Dear Nairalanders

I have not driven a vehicle in Lagos since June 2021..

I don't want to be a cash cow to police, lastma, task force and other law enforcing officers

Pls school me on

1, Existing one way routes
( Now that they specialize in removing the road signs )

2, Existing road rules that are not publicised ..


3, Where not to park..

4, I intend carrying passengers with my sienna so i need to know it's not against any law ..

5..Everything that one needs to know in been smart and taking ur proceeds home without law enforcement officers milking u ..

Thanks .
FoodRe: When Was The Last Time You Ate Isi Ewu? by lifenajeje(m): 7:48am On Nov 08, 2023
Except it's prepared in my house

Anything served in the mini mortal is scam ..

It's got a false bottom

Now now the thing don finish .
Car TalkRe: Help Me Review 2002 Toyota Sienna by lifenajeje(m): 9:02pm On Nov 06, 2023
nurey:
i dont know how profitable transport is currently. but lets say tow gate to sagamu is #1200 now, sienna can seat 7 people without police or FRSC wahala thats #8400. you pay 2k for park lets say u use 10L for the 60km journey thats 6000 fuel plus 2k, your profit is 400. i dont know how people do it but interstate is not profitable again, transportation generally. Haulage and within states is still okay like oshodi to V.I, berger to Obalende etc.
i will advice you find a 4cylinder vehicle instead, verso, opel, picnic etc
Thanks so much I would into that Opel that interstate drivers use now ..I have a friend that gives it out for hire purchase but I will ask if he has weekly delivery ..

I use to go run ijebu ode previously with car but stopped two years back ..

Am registered at Iyana ipaja , ikotun and ijebi ode parks ..

Ijebu ode is presentky 3k and one could have two or one messages in addition to the passengers ..

The best part was customers who hire us to parties to and fro or single trip especially on weekends .
Car TalkRe: Help Me Review 2002 Toyota Sienna by lifenajeje(m): 5:23pm On Nov 06, 2023
nurey:
If it's not haulage of people good, you won't have heat issues when there is no AC.

The CE has not tint so no need of tint permit but ensure the CE you are buying has roof rack. Also the CE rear windows aren't automatic you have to open it manually which is stressful. CE has middle bench seat against captain arm in the other trims but the bench makes it easy to empty the sienna of seat for more cargo space and can easily seat 3 people against 2 for captain arm chairs grin

The symphony edition is the best you get good audio system and more speakers with probably a middle mirror that has temp and location telling.

LE and XLE are the other trims with some LE having fabric seat instead of leather.

For parts as at the time I was in charge of maintenance, I did say it is the cheapest car I have ever owned b4 the advent of buhari,

Engine was 100-120k still on my factory engine

Gear was 50k to 90k still on my factory gear

Shocks front Chinese new 20k for both still using since 2018

Shocks rear Chinese new 15k for both still using since 2019

Front rotor complete brandnew 10k for both legs changed 2018 still using it

Rear drum setup 15k for both never changed but rust showed me shege, I changed minor parts here, springs, drum lining hook etc was very cheap.

If you have problem with the fuel pump, the tank must always come down and mechanic go bill you like 3 to 5k just to unbolt and bolt the tank only minus workmanship, yeah it's a serious work that gives neck cramps grin if the tank hits the ground often (mine was hooked by tree stomp during my garri hauling days) bye bye to fuel sender unit, your fuel gauge would always show error forever.

I never had problem with engine used 5w40 for 6 years, no smoke no delay, I was only stranded once when my AC compressor froze and the water pump, alternator belt shred to pieces.

If you refuse to change gear oil at regular intervals I did say you will change your gear as soon as possible especially high mileage vehicles, change transmission fluid every 1 and 1-half years if not sorry is your case, I know 6 people who changed gear because of that, that's how I knew the gear price then.

Headlamps start fading after you change the bulb to those in naija except you get original Philip bulbs.

Engine seals may start leaking oil especially at the rear of the engine, a job which is a bit uncomfortable.

Steering rack from what I gathered was 30k, it leaks and hardens when idle but soft when moving. Mine started leaking after a year even till now.

Be careful of Canadian or snowy region import rust tend to affect their underneath, I broke 2 lower arms and it destroyed a brand new tire I just thank God I wasn't on speed else nah accident be that. I fixed rust which was minimal as the rusted parts were changeable but my chassis was okay no rust

Lastly the drum brakes hate water (flood) they will just bind, I battled this several, i just eventually stopped using the hand brake and bought good brake lining.

Bought mine tokunbo 2014 still own it but rarely driven
Chief this ur review is loaded

May God continue to bless u with wisdom beyond ur imaginations..

I want to use my friend sienna 2002 which he rarely use to transport so as to complement other incomes due to high living cost ..

Am undecided if I should use the vehicle for passenger , car hire for interstate or haulage ..

Really need something that would fetch money on daily basis.

I intend to deliver 20k to him weekly ..

What would u advice me that would be Less stressful and guarantee returns that won't be detrimental to the vehicle .
RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Catch H.i.V by lifenajeje(m): 2:44pm On Oct 31, 2023
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HealthRe: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by lifenajeje(m): 2:41pm On Oct 31, 2023
FarSide:
My past is seriously hunting me. In the past 4 years I've had unprotected sex with 12 girls. Now I want to get married and my girlfriend is insisting on HIV test first.

All these while I never did any HIV test, I never felt it's important to do it and I never had any known symptoms of HIV.

Since she requested for the test, I've been postponing it citing busy schedules and all that but deep down I'm just damn frightened.

Can it be possible to have sex with 12 girls and still not get HIV? The thing is seriously giving me sleepless night.

I'm planning on going for a test myself alone, then if it's negative, I will then go with her but if not, I will just japa
Irony of it all is that someone with more body count than it's can remain negative while a person who just got disvirgined , shared sharp object for the first time or even got raped can get positive with such exposure ..


Have u had unprotected sex with ur fiancee too ?

Get a self testing kit to test urself first if u havent ..

Should the test come out positive I will advice u on the next step ..but I wish u well.

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FoodSet Up Ur Chinchin Production Plant by lifenajeje(op): 8:00am On Oct 31, 2023
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RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Catch H.i.V by lifenajeje(m): 1:06pm On Oct 30, 2023
Our body differs when it comes to illnesses etc ..

Let me give u a case scenario..

U can take a family of five on a trip somewhere ..

One after the other three of them start presenting malaria symptoms . other two don't show signs of having malaria at all ....

Two weeks after treatment for the first three the 4th comes down with malaria .then probably one of the parents ..but the 5th child may.neva even show any symptoms of malaria for months to come ....



There are people who can ingest drugs like morphine , halfan ..or even hard drugs but they would suffer serious allergic reactions to common drugs like cotrimazole ( septrin ) or paracetamol ..


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RomanceRe: What Are The Real Signs And Symptoms Of HIV? by lifenajeje(m): 4:25pm On Oct 29, 2023
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RomanceRe: My Experience With A White Lady by lifenajeje(m): 4:22pm On Oct 29, 2023
So what next ..did u go to seprate them ?


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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by lifenajeje(m): 4:08pm On Oct 29, 2023
Irrespective of when I sleep most times am up by 3am..I read or watch movies till 5am...


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BusinessRe: LAWMA Seals Alaba Rago Market. by lifenajeje(m): 2:04pm On Oct 26, 2023
nedu666:
Which alaba rago did they seal. The aboki that own the market are also residents there. The market serves dual purpose for them, commercial and residential. Most leave in the shops and in tents. Also the Market has no gates, no good roads, so many entrance, so Which market did they seal.
I tire oh people wey Neva reach Alaba rago before dey comment .
BusinessRe: LAWMA Seals Alaba Rago Market. by lifenajeje(m): 2:02pm On Oct 26, 2023
Segzy19:
Ahaa! I thought some tribalistic idiots were here saying that Lagos state cannot seal Hausa market, that Hausas are Yoruba masters...
Now e don go round...

The market remains sealed until they market people comply with the improvement and prohibition notices....
Lol..do u know the land mass of Alaba rago market ..


A market that is not gated ..

That has got over 100 entry points ..

I dey type for Alaba rago like this ..

U can only block the main entrance trailer come in they will pack on the road and carry their goods
TravelRe: It’s Getting Harder To Move Out Of This Country Nowadays by lifenajeje(m): 5:09pm On Oct 25, 2023
Akano5:
Wow, what about Kuwait?

Or is it that all Arab countries are not good, please someone should tell me what I don't know -- I need to learn.
I don't know of other Arab countries oh ..but my friend in quatar and a neighbours friend in quatar are not finding it funny oh ..person no dey hurstle there

The only ones making it are the ones work carried them.there oh ..
TravelRe: It’s Getting Harder To Move Out Of This Country Nowadays by lifenajeje(m): 4:18pm On Oct 25, 2023
Akano5:
It still won't stop me even if it's to enter any Arab countrieshuh
No go quatar oh
HealthRe: Video Of Nwoko Eric, The Driver Who Donated His Kidney To His Boss' Brother by lifenajeje(m): 1:08pm On Oct 25, 2023
The wickedness of a man ..

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PropertiesRe: How Much Electricity Does Water Pumping Machine Use In a Month? by lifenajeje(m): 8:25pm On Oct 24, 2023
I pump 4000 litres every two days ..we are four tenants in the compound ..

I have prepaid the rest refused to get prepaid so they got disconnected and the wire was taken away ..

I don't spend up to 2k to pump 4000 litres every two days ..
FamilyRe: Married Men, I Need Help! Your Marital Experience Is Needed. by lifenajeje(m): 2:53pm On Oct 24, 2023
When I was dating I had specs ..

Bum shots wearing mini skirt wearing ..skinny jeans ..nails ..backside , front side ..facial smile ..conversationist ..clubbing etc ..attractive ..beautiful ..

The most beautiful girl I dated I don't know why I was not really interested in her . She comes to visit like 20 times before I return the visit just once

She always laugh when ever she is around me ..

..she was a very decent girl ..to the extent if other girls come looking for me my neighbours tell them am.not around ..

Let me say a bit about her

She is as dazzling as the sun , her smile was infectious ..she is cool ..born again ..We never heard sex ( maybe that was y I wansnt so interested )..
Or God kept me away from her ..she is married and goes out for evangelical outreaches now ..

With her beauty she saw my friend's mum coming back from the market at our bus stop during one of her visits ..

She collected the tubers of yam.bounded together and carried it on her head

See as people dey look fine girl wey dey well dressed. Carry yam for head .


The girl I thought would eventually end up with was not facially beautiful ..she was the shortest girlfriend but I never get bored around her .

If u see where we chat with out 3310 Nokia u will think we are using Android ..she was a good conversationist with intelligent and funny discussions ..

Those times of midnight call if u call me na waste of time as every knows u I would be talking to her from 11.55 pm to 4:30 am..

I will follow her to Badagry to.maje 1 million braids


We tried lots of stuffs sexually ..


Like play we seprated.


The lady I finally got married to..

The first day I saw her instantly me tell myself this is my beloved wife in who. I am well pleased ..

She was in over flowing long skirt
Body was covered head to toe ..

I could not stop thinking of her face ..just remembered her smile ..lol she had that hairstyle they call feathers ..

Can't explain what struck me but looking back after 12 years of marriage and blessed with 3 kids all I can sày is she is my strength in arrears am weak while I am.her strength in the arrears she is weak ..

We have weathered storms together

I still can't phantom y I married her .


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