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kenzysmith:
Make una try dissapoint na thank God say una dey Lagos na steady beating una go collection trust me

i don't usually comment on bad grammer but this ur pidgin English is bad

world lamest format.

but eee mumus go still fall put, kontinue.

tesseract:
Mumu Op, even your English has given you up as an amateur scam artist.

soo if d English was correct u will say he is legit shey

call detective Williams

After two thread of pone tracker d third one is about u being Robbed n bla bla


guy u dey learn

shey d name nah still mark Williams? hmm mumu

MasterRahl:
Good evening Nairalanders. So, I've been a chronic Pepsi addict over the years. I usually take two plastic bottles daily. One during breakfast, and one at night.

I usually take it alongside rice, noodles, any food eaten with spoon. I'm 27. Three years from now, I'll be 30, meaning I'm on my way to middle age.

I've decided to stop drinking it. It's hard but I will try. I now take my food with very chilled water.

I need tips on how to win the fight over my addiction to Pepsi. Today is Day 1. I'm writing this post by 11:30pm, and I've not taken any Pepsi today.

replace am with coke or beer

asanausana91:
As that woman that carry you for 9 months without knowing that she is carrying an animal.

as the man that fuk ur mother not knowing they will make u

S IN ISLAND

Mylordmygod1:
Pizza as popular as it is today is not an english name, it is an italian name and pizza originated from italy.. But you simply call it pizza!

also, the likes of shawarma as popular as it is today is not an english name, but you simply call it shawarma!

why then call our own 'akara' beans cake instead of akara?

some people will be calling garri cassava flour, calling moi moi beans cake.. A nigeria girl will be ashamed to say she ate eba, because they have not gotten a sexy name to it.. What is wrong with you, why spoil thing for us?

do you think calling it beans cake will make a white man to know what u ate, what is beans cake self?

mctheeew..

so what's d local name for pizza?
if akara is bean cake.

if u have no idea then think of how foolish u are

wunmi590:
I'm writing based on the thread that grace the front page either this week or last, see below for the thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/6833377/type-relationship-desire

In my own opinion, I feel it is the full responsibilities of every man, to foot every bills in your home, you claim to be the head and as the head you should always be responsible and not shy away from your responsibilities..

It is only broke men that fight their wives to share mans responsibilities, if you are not capable to take up your sole responsibility, please remain single..

You can't see Dangote or Femi Otedola splitting bills at home with their wife..

Your woman can only support you at her own will without being told to do so....

Know this and have peace of mind

so every man is dangote or ko.

use ur sense., shes human if she's working i see jo reason she cant assist with d bill.

have spoken with working women alot want to assist to ease stress if she doesnt assist she will only have her self to blame

Kevv420:
I live with my girlfriend. She has been staying with me for a year and 8 months now. Sex was perfect 3 to 4 times a week.

But ever since she started working sex has become a problem. She will make excuses that she is tired that her back is hurting or headaches. For 3 weeks no sex. She doesn't care at all and we are living like roommates and yesterday was worse.

I was in the mood for it and she bluntly refused so I had to force her. I ripped her pant but she didn't give up she scratches me on my face. I slapped her so hard out of anger. I didn't mean to and I left the house for a few hours. I apologised for forcing her and I told her I am not going to leave with her anymore if she will not give me sex. I asked her to leave so my next babe can move in she said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Note I don't have any other babe except from her and I have never cheated on her before. I love her a lot she is my life but I just don't like her new attitude.

What do you think I should do for her to be happy with me and give me sex without a fight because I don't want what had happened yesterday to ever happen again in the future.

someone else is fuking her, u will soon know d guy

expertman:
For real nah waooo .


But 8years is kinda small for this man evil because the term will run concurrent why them no give him 50years nah

he won't even spend up to 3 then he will come out to run for election

modsfucker:
The height of corruption is when a self-acclaimed Englandboy can't write good English.

have u gotten an award for the correction?

where the tattoo come go

JavaScript90:
I love Nokia devices. their hardware hardly depreciate unlike techno,itel and infinix

so so true

GboyegaD:
Why do people tap into grace though?

how do people tap grace? plz make una dey rest for talk wen no make sense

yawn

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Gonna advise you to get the fuckkk out of that job not because of the gossip and cold wars though

Because that salary is damnnn small...they mange am ...they manage am na so bros ororo take turn 55 years inside 85 thousand naira job.....just quit....don't be scared because people are saying there is no Job outside if you quit....that particular mantra has rendered people useless in life.....immediately they hear that rubbish...they no longer have the balls to quit
Not knowing that when one door of Happiness closes another one is immediately opened for us but most times we keep on looking at the closed door or rather at the door that is about to close to the extent that we do not realise the one opened for us

e never see another one best e dey manage am as e dey send cv else na garri e go dey drink

ungrateful is wat u are, teacher dey earn 15k monthly u dey form biggy, cold war ko avengers civil war ni

soon she go buy car build house.

making male barbers feel like dey are not utilising their holes well

Jeon:
Fuvk off bestiality baby

yhhh ur mum like it u sister love to watch lol

Jeon:
Ooh so you are a product of Capra aegagrus hircus!! Next time tell ur mom to allow the hegoat [ur popsi] fuvk her vagina so she can produce more of ur types and making her vagina deep and wide so that it can contain The Pacific Ocean when rapture occur...
Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
It's not worth my time to exchange words with someone who came out from bestiality

lol slowpoke not worth ur time n uve written a short story.


just tell ur mom bassey says hi n wink to her for me

Jeon:
Who's this hegoat?

d one fuking ur mum in her ass cause her pussy is wide

this rubbish still dey work

elantraceey:
Get a job so that you'll have yours to add to it. Things are difficult for most people in this country right now.

leave her let her b doing madam

Jeon:
Na na na

Ur delusion is now judging ya.

Boy boy
Okay if she no defended herself ur delusiona will be 100 percentage correctly with no points reducing.

ode trying to type is typing rubbish, use pidgin if u can't relate well