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GboyegaD: Does insanity works so well? I visit the gym regularly but I am also working to flatten my tummy.

Works very well--IF YOU ARE WILLING TO COMMIT. I am very proud of my body but cannot expose my body through pics on nairaland. I'm just a private person. Give it a try but be sure to monitor your diet. Also, if you can help it, STOP EATING AFTER 7 or 8PM LATEST PLEASE!!
Do "insane abs" for your tummy. It is intense but effective. Shaun-T also has the "HIP-HOP ABS" series too. Its dance work outs that target tummy, thighs and your butt. Good luck!

How does she use a toilet Nah!! Forget that I asked. Don't wanna know

logica: Abeg shut up. Ode.

See the rapist here o! He got angry with the comment enough to become insultive. Nairalanders call police on him ooo. His name is "logica"

Hmmm. all those who have been denied U.S visa may actually be praying that these Koreans do their evil ooo!

How about "Food and Nutrition"? was another loved subject. Go figure!!
I can't say I hated any subjects. It's the teachers that make subjects to get hated really

Ninapha: Are names really fashions too? Names reign and then they go, there was a time Ngozi, Ijeoma, Ade, salimo, Nseobong, Uchenna, Ejiro, seun etc were on d lips of every one, they are rare now!

New names come up now and then, for the igbos names like Kamsiyochukwu,- kamsy, chiziterem-chizzy and d likes are in vogue, which names are common in ur language? And what is d meaning?

Any name without a good meaning is not a name but an insult to its bearer

pekelepekele: scammer tomorrow you will want to contest for chairmanship in that area and then rip them seriously . That is how Nigeria is as of today

You make sense small... Could really be an investment to the guy but only God knows the truth sha

There must be a reason why those vehicles are abandoned. The owners may not need anymore them so clear them off already!

[quote author=Karev_wite]i spit al ve got in ma mind out dn am ok...bt in some cases i kip kalm...watn i go do dai ma mind eida gud or bad[/quote]Sorry, no offense but abeg, this your "short hand" is anything but short. Cannot read it..

Loved Agricultural Science (Agric.) because after all the hard work you at least got to eat of the fruit of your labor

Just like fart, let it out

I do INSANITY work out series by Shaun-T. Google it. He's also the brain behind the exercise routine popularized by Paul Ryan in the U.S...Na die! and best of all, you don't need a gym. You get to huff and puff and fall flat on your face with no one laughing at you. Still you look good at the end.
Don't mind those girls who hit the gym, phishing for guys, with make up and tight work out clothes, pinging on BB when on the treadmill. Absolute nonsense

Future Minister of Health!!! that is if they go give am chance ooo

eddiegracia: I comment my reserve...

HAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!! You have even become so confused you cannot speak proper English again and you want to "comment your reserve" Dummy!!!! you do not "comment reserves", but you reserve comments!!! ... and as for "getting under your skin", ever heard of "idiomatic expressions"? trying to be funny? You lost out badly!!!

Seriously, I am surprised you are still spewing words out of that stinking toilet you call a mouth!! and transcribing your filthy talk online. Give up on trying to annoy me,chimp!!

Assuming I, the Poster of this forum am a woman. Hmmmmm... I think I need to start a new thread based on these abusive comments I am getting for asking the simple question that started this forum.
"WHY ARE NAIRALAND MEN SOOOOO AGGRESSIVE?!!!"

eddiegracia: Can you plz add your pics and let me add mine, let's see who look more like a gorilla or na chimpazee, cow like u

Are YOU a cow or gorilla? Make up your mind dummy!!! I am really getting under your skin and that is making my day!!!!! .

Sooooo Gross!! Our people usually try to avoid making bad news until they get caught of course,and cannot hide, but white people do EVERYTHING to make sure they ARE news! I don't get it!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]What the eff is this? What a waste[/quote]Waste of what exactly please don't say "time" because even YOU found time to type a comment ...

EagleNest: You are known by your deeds.
Scamming became a professionalised business in Nigeria and was outsourced to different parts of the world.
So it's easy to reference Nigeria when making example like Norton just did.

...but it still "pains" me that there are some white people who are "nigerians" online too yet it is being generalized that ALL scammers are "Nigerians"

So is every bad person out there "Nigerian"? not fair!!

Unfortunately, SEX SELLS

My biggest concern is security for these people. Armed robbers may start planning. Make dem just prepare themselves sha. God dey

I AM BACK OOO!! GOT THIS FROM ANOTHER POST FOR THOSE FAKE BOYS WHO HAVE BEEN RUNNING THEIR MOUTH AGAINST ME (insults back to senders!!!!)


"Look wetin one girl talk about guys...... Na wa!"

guys make
una read n meditate on this too... i know its hurts
but its the truth
The joy of very man is to get
married to the girl of his dreams,
he is looking for his
missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of
his youth, mother of his unborn
children,blab la bla.
He is looking for that one-in-a-
millio n girl who will be virtuous,
obedient, neat, pretty,
exposed,religious, and well
brought up.
But the problem is; how many
men can boast of half of these
qualities they so much desire in
women? You want a good wife
but you are a potential bad
husband.
Your woman must not even say hi
to a man but you have numerous
babes. You are in a
hurry to beat King Solomon’s
record of 300 wives and 700
concubines but your wife
must not receive even one call
from another man except you.
Hmmm One chance na aim
be your case. You do not have a
job or a trade or even a skill but
you want to toast the classiest
babes in town and you can’t
understand why they are turning
you down since you are the finest
boy in town. Meaning; na fine
dem go
chop?
If dem ask you which job you deƔ
do, you go say you be footballer,
but you still deƔ
football academy at the age of 34
and Messi is your role model. You
no go go learn
carpentry? Abi you enter once
chance?
Small time you go say you be
artiste, but you no fit play even a
single instrument only to dey
shout yea yea uhorn uhorn dj give
me track 2, no no give me track
4… U̶̲̥̅ no go go develop
yourself?
Your fiancée’s mother chased you
out of the house,why not? When
you are still dressing like Wizkid at
the age of 35. You
complain she dresses anyhow
when your own jeans is skin tight
and only covers half of
your bum bum exposing your
dirty boxers and you call it swag.
Why will she agree to kiss
you when your mouth always
smells of cigarette and cheap
booze like ogogoro, goskolo,
aloma, and all those other
chemical concoctions sold cheaply
in dark corners.
Today you want yellow girl,
tomorrow you want chocolate,
then you want tall, dark, fair,
lepa,orobo, you can’t seem to
make up your mind.
You have been dating a girl for 8
years and you still have the guts
to tell her you are not sure if she
is one for you. After 8 years? Why
are you
wasting her time? Look if you
don’t want to propose to her
abeg give chance make
another serious bobo enter her
life, abi you want make she reach
menopause before you
propose?
You keep looking for Miss Right
but are you taking steps to make
yourself Mr. Right? It is easy for
men to say ladies are
materialistic, or they love money,
or they are
money conscious, but put yourself
in their
fathers’ shoes; will you allow your
daughter marry a jobless loafer?
Instead of sitting
down in one place and regretting
how one rich guy stole your
woman away with his money get
up and hustle. Ladies don’t look
for handsome men, they look for
men with handsome pockets and
bright
future. Guy get up and try getting
rich, legitimately. You keep
smoking, drinking,
womanizing, clubbing, and
keeping late nights and you keep
telling her you will
change when you both get
married.
Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it
now before your very eyes, he will
do I̶̲̥̅̊t even more when you marry
him.
After disvirgining 10 girls in your
lifetime, you are still looking for a
virgin to marry.
Who dash monkey banana? You
must reap what you sow. You no
wan marry but you are
a member of Professional
Association of Men
in Suit. How that babe go agree to
marry you when you still ƌƐƔ live
for your papa house,
still dey chop your mama food, still
dey beg your sister for transport
money, and still dey beg your
friends to transfer N50 to your
phone so that you can give her
missed call. 24 hours a day you
are on facebook or twitter or 2go
while your fellow men are
hustling and you still think the
babes will answer you when
you call?
You will spend 90 minutes
watching football match
played in faraway Europe by men
half your age and spend the next
2hours shouting up
blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners
for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid,
You shall not walk alone.
You were supposed to have spent
those valuable hours hustling
instead of just
spending your coins to watch
other people hustling. Remember
time waits for nobody.
For those bad boys wey wan
marry good girls, una don enter
one chance,because the good
girls are also looking for good
guys with a bright future and
solid prospect to marry.
You’d better buckle up now guys
if you want to marry the lady of
your wildest dreams or else you
will just end up marrying an old
lady who is ready to marry just
any rog and even sponsor
wedding and buy your suit and
shoes, and of course your rights
will be
limited in that arranges marriage.
To whom it may concern.

LOLA


God bless this "LOLA"

eddiegracia: Are you high on some kind of fake weed? The husband that is gonna worship a very ugly gorilla looking creature like yourself has either being blinded from the spiritual realm or an area boyz who no mind. SPIT
Stick to your runz biz b.iatch, because u can't expect a real man to worship your expire smelly stinky...SPIT AGAIN.
An advice, try dey package yourself, so that at least, u go fit see bus conductor look your way. Sorry for the heartbreaks, ooooo.. Ndo

You try sha but your bullet miss. Mumu like you. You should know about smelly armpits (Smell yours again right now) and gorrillas (you see your reflection everyday) Douche

All of you are getting me all cracked up!!! SO, RATHER THAN DISCUSS THE POST, YOU ARE ALL GETTING DEFENSIVE ABI? attacking the poster. Nice try for a diversion!!!
The girls being referred to could be your sister, aunts, cousins, etc... How would you feel and what would you say if they are victims is what this is all about! BTW, I may be a married woman, i may be a man like you. I COULD EVEN BE A HERMAPHODITE!! I shall never reveal. STOP ATTACKING THE POSTER AND STICK TO DISCUSSING THE POST!!! BLOODY COWARDS!! if any one is offended with the poster, say so, rather than foolishly assuming the forum poster is a biatch and victim doing "runs" jeeez!!

Again, for those who are lashing out, Magas! sorry. I do not feel it. You are wasting your negative energy, saliva, whateva Insult cannot remove hair from my head!!! Have a greeeeeat day!

^^tHIS man up there must have been dealt with

My dear, i agree ooo! but maltreatment from women to guys is also unacceptable sha. I feel for am. Abeg, make I go cook for my honey and the kids, leave una to deal with da topic. Nite nite

eddiegracia: From your talks, you don't have manners. If u so igbati lu the poster above you, make hin kon panel beat ur whole face join body, una go say one person na woman beater when ur mouth is so sharp like razor.

Why won't your sorry azz get dumped and your heart broken and shattered, when ur gra gra wan too much... U wan dey figagbaga abi..continue, we know una type..

...and you need e-blows to your mouth so u count your teeth behind your throat! I am more than happy to disappoint you by saying that I am proudly not a victim of any heartbreaks . I am actually the one who gets to be worshipped by her husband-- because I got no manners . I started the thread because I wanted to hear what silly thinking magas like you will have to say for yourselves and because I really feel sorry for these girls...So YOU go sit YOUR black sorry ars*e in a dump somewhere, MAGA!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA!!! in arabic!!! na fear catch them and the bobo name no help matters. I sympathise with him. The school should have been proud that he gave them something to think about! nonsense people!

emabe: Hey talk about urself. I know a friend whose wife is so gentle and nice it would bring tears to a hard man's eyes. My guy that married her was one of the hardest man i ever knew. Never had any scruples about beating chicks in Uni then and girls used to line up to date him then cos they were sure of protection if he was sleeping with them. A confirmed hard man in school then. He is married now and he worships his wife. Treats her like an egg. He is one reason i respect the power a married woman welds over her husband.

"talk about myself"? did i tell you it is my experience? Read well please. It is an observation. Well good for your reformed criminal "friend"...meanwhile this is not a marriage relationship we are talking about. The victims get dumped, hence the topic. Read before answering next time abeg. BTW, my response should tell you I am a no nonsense person.Oo ma je kin wa so igbati lu e ooo!!!

My mum died on one day and the shock induced labor that my son was born the next day... Very tragic memories. His name is "Chima"

You go die a lonely man ooo! Carry on

Arsenate: Because "nice" girls are almost always attracted to "not-nice" guys and these guys always show them pepper at the end.

So "nice" girl is getting what she deserves? Is cruelty ever justified? If your sister was "nice" you'd be happy she learns a lesson from the "not nice" guy she gets attracted to? are you for real?

lrguru: Real men do not break a woman's heart. And i am glad i never have. Ladies who get their heart broken are the unlucky ones who date the guys that do no care about human feelings.

The best way to dump a babe, is to let the love die a natural death. That way u guys would path way as friends, and both of u would be wonderin what went wrong and blamin ur own self for everything. And at the end nobody will accuse u of heartbreak, and u wont feel any guilt.

Thanks for your sensible answer. I see these girls getting hurt sometimes and it's not about being weak. Some are just too decent to a fault and just do not know how to be "tough' so why would a man know this and still "show them pepper"? Some guys just do not deserve good women. That is all