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Its his wedding day. If he wants to look like a clown let him. Haven't you heard Lesley Gore's song,"It's my party I can cry if I want to" ??

jay bee: With a username like yours, i couldn't
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YEP, LIFE IS A BI/TCH SOMETIMES. Its just an observation sha

I have watched and it seems to me that when a man's woman is the no nonsense type, he sits up and if he must "misbehave" he has to hide ooo as he knows his madam will finish him. She is therefore respected and feared, but when she is what nairalander guys say a woman must be--- respectful, quiet, submissive, etc, they go through such women then dump them after using their heads and exploiting them, taking advantage of their being gentle. IS THAT REALLY WHY MEN WANT "SUBMISSIVE" WOMEN? SO THEY CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM? I need sincere answers please

I have watched and it seems to me that when a man's woman is the no nonsense type, he sits up and if he must "misbehave" he has to hide ooo as he knows his madam will finish him. She is therefore respected and feared, but when she is what nairalander guys say a woman must be--- respectful, quiet, submissive, etc, they go through such women then dump them after using their heads and exploiting them, taking advantage of their being gentle. IS THAT REALLY WHY MEN WANT "SUBMISSIVE" WOMEN? SO THEY CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM? I need sincere answers please

No ENT specialists in Naija again

The need to control noise pollution is long overdue. Something needs to be done about it. GOD IS NOT DEAF. SO WHY DO WE CLAIM TO BE WORSHIPING GOD AS IF HE HAS A HEARING PROBLEM meanwhile, it's in the "church and mosque" you find the most irrational, unrealistic, difficult and wicked human beings who love their God they cannot even see more than their fellow human beings that they CAN see

The noise pollution control is long overdue. Something needs to be done about it. GOD IS NOT DEAF. SO WHY DO WE CLAIM TO WORSHIP AS IF GOD HAS A HEARING PROBLEM

Hope the money is worth it...

....and I thought the Kardashians were the world's biggest problem.. . This Beyonce doesn't give me headaches yet. All of them should sha remember that STARS FALL

Honestly, it's like she's trying too hard. It just doesn't fit her. I do not find it hard to give compliments but in this case, it's a NO-NO

Of course my parents told me. My mum was in a convent training to become a nun, he saw her once in church, fell in love, would jump the convent fence just to go see her and bam!! she drops out, say she no wan be nun again after my dad peme her . Lo and behold! I came along. I for no dey here ooo! my dad na baaaad boy!~ He insists she was a virgin and when i got pregnant 3 weeks before my own wedding was why i heard this story

God is not an author of confusion. Period

HIV1: Nigeria to me is like two football teams playing , no yellow card , no red card, embarassed no offside huh and you can wear any type of boots: wooded boots or iron boots . Just play the ball inside the net. I am sure people like Obasanjo and Jonathan are wearing Iron Boot

52 Naira: THE PICTURE YoU PAINTED IS NoTHING BUT PURE Confusion.

That is the exact point!! Nigeria IS CONFUSION

HARDDON: wow, feMALE, woMAN....negates everything a man stands for. if such lilliputian females cud be that sickness inflicting, i rest my case with d human females

Silly chauvinistic talk from you. Yet you cannot live without women as you easily get tired of using your soap for self servicing which is an option.

I absolutely support the idea joor. Government must sha prepare to import workers because the day they interview for such workers, naija boys no go show face to handle raw materials but dem fit do the office and accountant job

Nairalander men, maybe she is the VIRGIN gal who you all love so much, who got DEFLOWERED by one of you, and because you all "God forbid!!!", HATE TO MARRY SINGLE MOTHERS/ BABY MAMAS, she did what she had to do to the baby,who would be a reminder of the S*EXUAL ABUSE (or was it R*APE) that ONE OF YOU MEN did to her. Nigerian men should repent.

We are quick to judge this girl (clearly not a woman) and I do not condone what the mother of this baby did but we are too quick to judge women. This baby's mum has a story but we will never hear it... to me, she hoped the child would somehow survive or she wouldn't have buried the child in a little sand. What baby would survive a deep burial in sand?? again, the woman has a story. Let God we all call on, judge...

Pharmacists already know and study traditional medicine via pharmacognosy in School. Why the sudden interest? Doctors should involve and stop acting superior to registered pharmacists and learn from them

Nairalanders, maybe she is the VIRGIN gal who you all love so much, who got DEFLOWERED by one of you, and because you all "God forbid!!!", HATE TO MARRY SINGLE MOTHERS/ BABY MAMAS, she did what she had to do to the baby,who would be a reminder of the S*EXUAL ABUSE (or was it R*APE) that ONE OF YOU MEN did to her. Nigerian men should repent.

We are quick to judge this girl (clearly not a woman) and I do not condone what the mother of this baby did but we are too quick to judge women. This baby's mum has a story but we will never hear it... to me, she hoped the child would somehow survive or she wouldn't have buried the child in a little sand. What baby would survive a deep burial in sand?? again, the woman has a story. Let God we all call on, judge...

FUNNIEST THING IS THAT IT'S THESE FLAWS THAT MAKE THE MOVIES MORE ENTERTAINING. THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT!!!! YOU GET TO LAFF THROUGH, NO MATTER HOW SERIOUS THEY TRY TO LOOK IN THE MOVIES OOO THERE'S NO CURE FOR THE SICKNESS CALLED "S#TUPID"

Only in naija movies does a club/ party scene take almost 10 mins, showing people dancing like idiots and drinking. Very unecessary, especially when no story is being told in the scene. Nollywood still has a loooong way to go man! shame its only about the money and there are consumers there bying so the producers cannot care less.
Also, fresh faces will be welcome. Tired of seeing same faces acting different roles in every 5 movies. Tonto the high school student, Tonto the prostitute, Tonto the village girl, Tonto the church girl , then she again is step mother, armed robber, etc yet with the same neck tattoos showing ah ah!!! wetin sef?? Why can't they allow others in na wa ooo.
Even the so called love making scenes look like they are fighting wrestling!!! if you cant do it, leave it out!!!

one of the best threads ever!! I hope Nollywood film producers read and improve their movies quality. Its not all about the money and they do not seem to get that.

For a toddler, soft mashed foods and fruits work best. Milk based foods like fruit smoothies are also recommended. Make sure they eat breakfast well before leaving and when they get back from school. Toddlers are random nibblers generally. Candy is not food by the way... to avoid jedi-jedi oooo, and avoid too much fried foods. Tastes good but it's bad!!!

I do not give my children (5 and 7 yrs) packaged fruit juice more than 2 times a week...They take water mostly, as I'm trying to avoid training them to develop sweet tooth. When they grow, let them decide for themselves. It's home made popcorn FROM SCRATCH - not microwave brands, home made cookies and cakes, chin chin, buns and puff puff(mix overnight, fry in the A.M) is what they get as snacks. Cereals as snacks are also an option. I make a batch over the weekend. For lunch, its rice or pasta with chicken/beef/fish/beans and steamed vegetables or fresh salads packed seperately,potatoes and eggs, sandwiches and pizza on Fridays as a treat. They must eat yogurt and at least 2 fruits and veg everyday also. It really matters what you give children from when they are young ooo. Being lazy because of my job is not an option. . By the way, they started wacking fufu from 6 months and at the time, i thought my mum-in-law was trying to kill them for me ooo. Now they eat salads without any reservations!! she knew what she was doing

Nairaland is highly entertaining because everyone on nairaland is on some sort of dope,mine being prayer dope... "Bizarre" is entertaining, right?

Mumu oshi mtcheeeew

Interesting how men will kill the woman over and over again instead of trying to find out why she did it in the first place. Yet, when the man cheats, he MUST be forgiven because "it is normal" and if i say all men are dogs, everyone will crucify me for generalizing ooo

looks like a bad case of vaginal thrush to me.Excessive discharge...

The Pastor just indirectly confessed his weakness without realizing it. Did't you hear about the pastor who only preaches about fornication and adultery week after week

Very interesting topic... Ever watch "2 stupid dogs" ? i had to ban that one in my house because i don't want my children behaving like idiots...huh

I thought they said it was illuminati

I miss malted milk biscuits, VIP drink, Bazooka chewing gum and of course "Oko mola" sweet