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Business / Re: See Why The Naira May Fall To The Dollar At #1000/$ by lightdotcom: 11:36pm On Jan 31, 2016
My friend lets be truthful to ourselves the state of the naira now is precarious. We are too much of an importing country. Going by your assumption when the naira was exchanging for 100 to the dollar was that not enough incentive to have trigered increased exports.
duni04:
I hate the unnecessary whinning in this article. See as a consumer, I won't patronise made in Nigeria textiles because they are of low quality and they are very scarce. As a producer I won't manufacture textiles in Nigeria because there's no power and the machinery to produce the textiles has to be imported at the current exchange rate and without access to credit facilities from banks. If we want a buoyant textile industry, we should give the manufacturers power and access to cheap credit. We should give the consumers reasons to purchase locally made textiles by improving on the quality of our local production, increasing the duty on Imported textiles and empowering the Customs to do their job and arrest smugglers.
Chikena!
And Mr OP, the exchange rate is not a means of measuring the buoyancy of a country or its economy. You should check how much a dollar exchanges for the Japanese yen. A weaker Naira is even an incentive to exporters as long as we reign in inflation. You can't be advocating for increased export oriented local production and a stronger Naira. Doesn't make sense.
All these emotion laden write ups will do us no good. Enough of the noise making already!
Family / Re: “my Wife Beats Me Every Day” Man Cries For Divorce by lightdotcom: 6:47pm On Jan 31, 2016
Sounds ludicrous well its either the man wants to do away with the woman at all cost and thereby resorted to aggravated lies.
On.the contrary if what he adduces is the fact then the court have to intervene urgently before someone gets knocked down

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Religion / Re: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by lightdotcom: 4:51pm On Jan 31, 2016
immortalvoices:
I was studying the Bible and I was awed by the ways and doings of the biblical prophet of old, lots of faiths and powers were on display


I do believe that they have set a standard for true and godly prophet of now these days.. So fellow nairalanders I compiled few top prophet and their ways




. I GIVE YOU THE TOP SEVEN MOST AWESOME PROPHETS OF THE BIBLE....


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SAMUEL : Samuel lived in the presence of God all his life, in fact he was the only prophet in the Bible that God literally called. That is God like went into his room and called him(awesome right, I mean how many people can boast of that huh?) but the most awesome thing about Samuel is that he is also the only prophet in the Bible that God called in his childhood. SAMUEL was a child when God called him... Totally awesome!




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MOSES : Moses was awesome. Let's forget the fact that he grew up in Egyptian court, was a prince, very smart, Led his people out of slavery, talked with God face to face (mega awesome), lifted his hand and the tide of battle changes, let's forget those awesome-hard-to-ignore facts, want to know what the most awesome thing about moses is? I will tell you..... Never in the history of human race has these two phrases "... Like a god to them" and "... The Most humble man in all the earth" been used to describe one person. Anybody who gets a taste of power becomes so prideful they literally begin to swell, but Moses(who his enemies see as a god) was humble and that is the very definition of awesomeness




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ELISHA : The one thing that stands the prophet Elisha out is his boldness. The guy was bold, can you believe he walked into enemy camp and anoints an officer of the enemy king to be king while the enemy king who by the way is still very much alive and want to kill him was a few tents away drinking with his commanders . He rebuked a tyrant king of Isreal who is known for his cruelty to those that oppose him. Just when you think these moves were bold enough, he looked his master Elijah in the eyes, a man who had called down fire to consume evil prophets of baal, who summoned rain on a land devastated by drought for three years, who divided the Jordan river by merely touching it with his cloak, a man who didn't die but flew to heaven on a chariot of fire ; Elisha my man looked at such a person and said " master... I want double of what you got. " Double of Elijah's powers?! Tell me you don't think that's awesome and I will shoot you.




ISAIAH : Isaiah son of Amos deserves to be on this list because he was fearless, he commanded respect. Isaiah was more respected than the Kings he served.

Three things qualifies Isaiah for awesomeness :
* his dramatic calling where in his first vision he was taking up to heaven which he describes in detail(for those who want a picture of heaven look up Isaiah 6) in that vision an angel used a coal to touch his mouth through which he absorbed his sins (just like that no more sin, I want one) then he heard the voice of the LORD asking 'who shall I send? Who will go for us?' Isaiah replied ' hear I am, send me!'

* Isaiah also predicted very accurately I might add the birth of Jesus ( Isaiah 7 v 14, Matthew 1 v 23)

* And lastly he made the most wicked king in Israel's history king Manasseh ( a man who is known for sacrificing his own son to idols, somebody who God himself describes as a king whose sins surpasses that of both the former kings of Isreal and Judah combined together) to repent of his ways and turn to God. As a result one of the deepest prayers of forgiveness in the Bible was recorded.




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JEREMIAH : If God said to me " before I formed you in the womb, I knew you, Before you were born I set you apart. I appoint you as a prophet to the nations, do not say ' I am too young' you must go to everyone I send you and say whatever I command you. Do not be afraid of them for I am with you and I will rescue you ". Then touched my mouth and said to me" I have put my words in your mouth, see today I appoint you over the nations and kingdoms to uproot and tear down, to destroy and overthrow, to build and to plant ;get yourself ready : stand up and say whatever i command you. Do not be terrified by them or I will terrify you before them. Today I have made you a fortified city, a bronze wall an iron pillar to stand against the whole land, against kings, their officials, their priest and their people They will fight against you but will not overcome you, for I am with you and will rescue you ". (Do you know what proud me I will do....?) I will call the presidents of all nations to come and bow down before me, I'll uproot those that will not, tear down anybody that challenges me, destroy any form of resistance and overthrow any government that's a threat . Then I will build a big castle for myself, plant a beautiful garden in front of it... Then I will have it written across the skies that I am the king of the world but Jeremiah is not me so instead he humbled himself before kings, their officials and the priests and their people. He offered advice to kings,prophesied to the nations, led the priests in praise and worship even when they threw him in a well, he still begged God not to destroy them and pleaded with them to change their ways. And that was awesome.



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ELIJAH : "the power of the LORD came on Elijah and tucking his cloak into his belt he 'ran' ahead of Ahab all the way to Jezreel" (1 kings 18 v 46). Now the Ahab in question was 'riding' to Jezreel on his royal chariot (chariots were the fastest means of transportation in ancient times) The speed of a chariot depends on the number of horses attached to it. A normal chariot has two horses attached to it and it's speed(on a free way) is equivalent to that of a sports car doing 350 mph. Now a royal chariot consists of a minimum of six horses attached to its chariot (no need to tell you the speed at which such a chariot would be moving) yet Elijah "ran ahead of " it to its destination (super speed baby, super speed! )
Elijah had super speed and that's him on a boring Thursday.

Here's what he does on busy week days: commanding the skies to withhold the rain until he says otherwise, calling down fire on two separate captains and their fifty men, getting fed by Ravens day and night (doesn't have to cook), blessing a poor widow abundantly and while he was at it, raising the dead son of the said widow back to life. Then at weekends : he challenges 450 prophets prophets of baal to a contest, calls down fire (yeah he's got a thing for fire) from heaven to consume slaughtered Bulls that's drenched in water, hangs out occasionally with God himself on mountains. He's so Cool and awesome that he didn't die but went to heaven alive in style (on a chariot of fire).




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DANIEL : Daniel was very smart, very wise, could see visions and interpret it, he even ate his vegetables, Daniel was so awesome that he told a king " your days are numbered; you're going to die" and he was rewarded for it by that king by making him second in command over the whole Babylonian empire. Daniel was friends with every king that came to power in his lifetime; they look at him and they get like 'man you're awesome, come work for me and am not taking no for an answer'. But what made Daniel a part of this list was his awesome unwavering faith in God he displayed when his friend king Darius forcefully (yea I know long story) made a decree that no one for the next 30 days should pray to any god but himself king Darius.

Now if I was Daniel I be like 'God please just 30 days, forgive me I promise after the 30 days I'll pray to you more than I would have done in those days; I don't want this man to kill me'. But Daniel didn't do that, he prayed seven times a day and that did not change when he heard the decree ... Even when he was thrown in with the Lions he still prayed to point where Rocky one of the Lions in the den told him "boss c' mon you know we ain't gonna eat you... You too awesome for that shii , God has shut our mouths. But don't worry come the morn' you gonna be free and the muh'fuckers who put you here will be our breakfast" . And so it was, Daniel was released and the bad guys were eaten. Mr D was one of the few people that predicted the end times. all in all Daniel was awesome



Written and compiled by immortalvoices


please help me get to a wider audience this Sunday.. Thanks so much.
Romance / Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by lightdotcom: 5:55pm On Jan 28, 2016
Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?


Just like u said it has beeen a long time since you had sex, now you are trying to have one. You came to nairaland to seek our opinion. Well if that ur bff increases the tempo he's sure gonna bang u. U are just despicable girl who cant keep far r/ship
Family / Re: Why You Should Be Careful In Choosing Your Next Of Kin (Photos) by lightdotcom: 7:46am On Jan 28, 2016
Let the bank use its descretion not to allow the use of bf/gf as next of kin if the society think it's a misplacement.
Personally I dont subscribe to the use of bf/gf as next of kin
Romance / Re: Japanese Porn Industry In Shortage Of Men (photos) by lightdotcom: 9:40pm On Jan 27, 2016
Laugh out loud these whores aint ashame anymore. By the way what are those SA gonna do with the sperm they loot
Education / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Universities For Postgraduate Studies by lightdotcom: 12:09pm On Jan 27, 2016
Not surprised at this myopic research any gaddem can just post any piece of thrash online these days
Crime / Re: Girl Throws Away Her New Born Baby From 2-storey Building In Enugu by lightdotcom: 11:23am On Jan 27, 2016
Wickedness in the highest. Even if she was a promiscuous useless and cant point the man responsible why dont she take the baby to the motherless homes or the church for help or adoption.
Some girls these are just smelling things fuckin everywhere
Business / Re: Naira Will Not Be Devalued, Rates Would Be Reduced – CBN by lightdotcom: 10:14am On Jan 27, 2016
okosodo:
CBN is very funny. Wether they devalue it or not, the effects have started. This is what you get when a cow is a president
You lacked a proper upbringing. Male your point constructively and stop associating cow to your name
Nairaland / General / Re: Pregnant Woman Working As A Bus Conductor In Ajah (Photos) by lightdotcom: 9:01am On Jan 27, 2016
Way too poor for a six month pregnant woman to do this risky job.
You blogger that posted this in what way have you help(ed) her or did you just posted it for her to be mocked
Jokes Etc / Re: When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car (Photo) by lightdotcom: 8:45pm On Jan 25, 2016
midehi2:
toy car cheesy


the guy sef too black and ugly, why wont she leave him....he is really mgbekish...see his leggo cheesy
Shut up your mouth you retard. Make them go check you out I swear you be one kind of a dwarf of 2.5feet tall plumpy big headed girl with a protruding hush back. Wehreh girl

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Celebrities / Re: "I Was Queried By My Pastor For Kissing Flavour" – Chidinma by lightdotcom: 8:23am On Jan 24, 2016
Chidinma dat silent correct guy that has a crush on you when he sees dis tell me how he's gonna feel abt you. I'd rather say be mindful of ur deeds cos you may not know who is luving or hating on u
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why Travellers Are Turned Back Or Refused Entry At The Port Of Entry by lightdotcom: 8:22pm On Jan 18, 2016
Tell what the hell will make someone wants to see your phone against your wish. I.dont think that true. Being confident and getting your acts straight shd be ok to get you through

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Crime / Re: Four Robbery Suspects Subjected To Jungle Justice, Die In Police Custody by lightdotcom: 7:01am On Jan 14, 2016
I think the report would have been balanced if we see the money they were said to have stolen and the weapons they used. they used.

Apaul:
I almost got lynched while living in Ibadan, I was originally born and raised in Lagos , lived in Ibadan for about 2 yrs back in 2008, I had this little 15k NAIRA I pass my neighbour generator, It got faulty I gave it to a repair man who was from the neighbourhood there. I was moving back to Lagos on that particular day and I got there to ask the man for my generator. He said take it, it's there , I asked where as I didn't see it,he turned around and said I stole (e ti gi) and I already paid him for the repair oh , I am like what do you mean,before I could get angry. He started shouting ole ,ole ,ole . Before I knew people have surrounded us. I was lucky that the oldest man there, had mercy and asked me what happened, as the younger ones were about to start slapping me. I said I gave him my generator for repairs and he says I came here to steal it. they asked him what happened, he said I must have come to steal it earlier. luckily people saw he was at fault and asked why he was shouting ole and was quiet like someone dumb. He was told to produce it , I had to go to Lagos that day. i left and never looked back .

moral of the story ,
Not everytime u hear ole , that u rush to kill someone , this habit of not waiting for police wanting to let blood flow should stop. my life could have ended there and it would have been my own property. We can have citizen arrest without blood or killing, you can tie someone down or something it's normal, but this habit of he is a thief or a kidnapper and killing people without investigation must stop. where is the weapon on this men here or the money they stole?

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Romance / Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by lightdotcom: 11:18am On Dec 25, 2015
U said she is your best friend and that you both have been friends before she started dating... Sounds like you were locked in the 'friend zone' otherwise I think it was better you marry your best friend.
Rapaltar:
I strongly disagree....my Best friend is a lady...

she's d last person I did ever think of bedding....

and its nt lyk im in a relationship tho she is, we'v been frnds bfr she started dating .....


so O.P I STRONGLY disagree...
Crime / Re: Blogger Desmond Chima-Ike Arraigned In Court For Libel And Blackmail by lightdotcom: 10:09pm On Oct 17, 2015
One thing bloggers shd know esp naija guys let what u blog about individuals be positive especially when u have no 'backbone'. Put ursef in the position of the one u writing abt. If u cant find news there are lots of interesting exclusive quirky stuffs in ur environs or the social media to write on
Romance / Re: Man Dies After Marathon Sexual Intercourse With Girlfriend In Her Room by lightdotcom: 8:21pm On Sep 27, 2015
Must it be a marathon sex. Slow and easy will take you there. If you haven't eaten is it not safe to stay off sex people.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Steps Out In Vegas Looking Very Stylish (Photos) by lightdotcom: 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2015
firstEVA:
you think seun will have the nerves to approach a lady not to talk of a millionaire like linda?
Absolute bullshit do you think Linda is richer? Even if she is a woman and have to submit to a man
Education / Re: My Junior Bros Waec Result by lightdotcom: 5:08am On Aug 13, 2015
It's a good result but may not be the best to post all that details online. Some guys have made 9-As and did not make any noise about it.

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Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 9:15pm On Aug 08, 2015
Change your browser to google chrome quote author=Omonjoe post=36736458]I am trying to upload my files into mycic application page..its poping error " not a valid pdf file'. how can I tackle this issue? I was able to validate the form but its not uploading[/quote]
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 11:40pm On Jul 30, 2015
For giving Glory to God it's gonna be fine in the end. I think the main reasoons are this 2, Insufficient fund and family ties in Nigeria if you want to refire I would advise you work on those two. Better still EE is there
Crich:
Hello guys.
Glory to God. I was delayed yesterday based on four reasons:
Insufficient funds, travel history, personal asset, and family ties in Canada n Nigeria.

Truth be told, this CIC style of processing applications for months is the worst ever. They need to review it. Na their mate be USCIS.

So, after rejoicing with you guys and my family for 1 weeks, I received a shocker. Lol! I'm still trying to recuperate. This is a very bad feeling.
All guys expecting TRV, my candid advise, to avoid hypertension, kindly prepare for the worst.
If you have been called for medical, pls, know that that DOESN'T guarantee a TRV.
This is my story.

Chai! So, you guys will be consoling me now. Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What You Need to Know About GNLD/Multi Level Marketers Posing as Employers by lightdotcom: 6:20pm On Jul 29, 2015
GNLD does not look fraudulent. I think its a clean multi level marketing

Your resilience, smartness and hardwork determines your success.
Problem is many folks are too lazy to engage themselves in this style of marketing.

Here you buy into an already existing international company company where you become your own boss.

Samakus:


Source:
http://blog.ngcareers.com/4384/what-you-need-to-know-about-gnldmulti-level-marketers-posing-as-employer-how-not-to-be-defrauded/

Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 9:35am On Jul 25, 2015
Yeah bro! No one can receive anything except it is given to him from above.
Some same conditon with u had fatter SOA frm their sponsors but still got refused.
dahjor:


Here are the Documents submitted

All CIC Forms
CAQ
Letter of Explanation (I stated $50000 CAD would be made available for this purpose)
My Employment letter
Appointment confirmation letter
Company’s introduction letter
Leave of absence (Which Stated I’m still with the company and will resume back to work upon completion of studies)
4 Months pay slip
Statement of Account (with 100k Balance)
Tax receipt
All Certificates (Except Birth Certificate)
Resume
Police Certificate
Car Proof of ownership

I Used 2 Sponsors; My Father and Elder brother. Sponsor 1 and 2 respectively.

Sponsor 1 My Father
Consent Letter, signed by my father and mother
Introduction letter from his Office
Copy of his ID card and complimentary card
Sponsorship letter
Sponsors affidavit
Bank statement: Balance #7.1m (He stated in his Sponsorship letter, the account was built purposely for my purpose of travelling)
Proof of Asset: Agreement of 3 Lands, it wasn’t valued

Sponsor 2 Elder Brother
Introduction letter from his Office
Copy of his ID card and complimentary card
Employment letter
4 Months pay slip
Sponsorship letter
Sponsors affidavit
Bank statement: Acct 1 Balance #800k
Acct 2 Balance #700k
Proof of Asset: Agreement of 2 plots of Land, it wasn’t valued
Marriage certificate
Family photograph showing my dad, elder brother and I, an old one and a recent one.

Note: I ascribe all glory to God, No one can receive anything except given to him from heaven. It’s not by the documents listed above
Politics / Re: Is This Appropriate Dressing For A Governor's Wife by lightdotcom: 8:43am On Jul 25, 2015
Truth be told that red dressing doesn't look good enough for such a visitation.
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 9:16pm On Jul 24, 2015
Think all apps whether college or univ are given same treatment.
hayqinsbFX:
the way them dey do college applicants no good o, sad sad sad sad
Romance / Re: When She Says She Is A Virgin by lightdotcom: 9:35pm On Jul 19, 2015
You are genius man. I can see you reason deep. Well spoken, I concur with u
ethene:

That was why I said our God is a mercifl God othrwise the thought that ur wife has slept(nt rape) wit someone b4 u can really afect a man, evn so many marriages 2day ar nt smooth all because of this though unkwn 2 both parties cos this sex thin is powerfl; many problems in marriages 2day come in the guise of:he doesn't care,he womanises, bt I tell u the underlyin problem is that he didn't marry the woman a virgin evn the man himsef can't figure this out, he doesn't evn knw why he doesn't treat his wife as he used 2 all he tells u is she is too troublesome, she is disrespectfl & so on; I bet u if u marry as a virgin ur husbnd wil adore u 2 a fault & most of these problems woun't evn find there way in. Evn as Jesus preached against divorce, unfaithflness(sleepin wit someone u ar nt married 2) is one condition he gave 2 divorce, that is 2 tel u the weight of adultery/fornication

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Romance / Re: When She Says She Is A Virgin by lightdotcom: 9:17pm On Jul 19, 2015
What do u mean? What other dirty things could be in place. To hell with them
Gurgle:


Ok

so will you reject somebody on that basis, assuming all other things are in place
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 10:27pm On Jul 17, 2015
LOVINA1245:
IMO opinion, something somewhere went wrong in maybe cic ghana or cic lagos. this made some applications to be reviewed twice by different VOs. still wondering why may applicants were skipped whyl june applicants where answered. a mix up somewhere. the end result cud be reviewing of some docs twice. just my own idea. in all, leys still give thabks to Jehovah for he knows best
I think you made a strong point here. If your apps stayed upto to 8weeks or more it's logical to reason it must have been reviewed over n over by more than one VO

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Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 10:26pm On Jul 17, 2015
LOVINA1245:
IMO opinion, something somewhere went wrong in maybe cic ghana or cic lagos. this made some applications to be reviewed twice by different VOs. still wondering why may applicants were skipped whyl june applicants where answered. a mix up somewhere. the end result cud be reviewing of some docs twice. just my own idea. in all, leys still give thabks to Jehovah for he knows best
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 8:25pm On Jul 11, 2015
Mr. how do you measure a genuine student? So all those who had purpose of visit as one reason for their delay are not genuine students and all those who got trv are genuine students right?
hayqinsbFX:
CHAI!
Bruv!..
This is out of the line...
Purpose of visit just means the VO isn't convinced you're a genuine studeent

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Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 7:22pm On Jul 11, 2015
Why 'purpose of visit' when you have ur LOA n paid tuition. Me think 'purpose of visit' is added if vo is not ok with your finances. U will hardly see some1 delayed for a singular reason.
berexio1:
Purpose of visit can be the only reason bro..It is a huge reason like a subtopic, so yes it can stand alone, u shud see that he has been to d UK hence dem no see pikin like travel history to dash am. And if he has his financial asset covered den dey won't add it
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by lightdotcom: 4:08pm On Jul 07, 2015
Why the discrepancy in the age. Not a good one at all. U have to clear that before aplying again
morgan2006:
Good afternoon, E-Family:

I was refused in June for these reasons:

Purpose of Visit
Personal Assets
Home ties
Travel History

I was really down but decided to apply for my gcms file and got the response in the screenshot below. The gcms report states that I am 34 yrs with large gaps in academic history. This is wrong cos I am 27 yrs and currently working in a job which is directly related to my first degree(Computer science).
Please members of this forum help me with every possible advice that I can use to refire for a January application. I remain forever thankful for your anticipated constructive counsel.

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