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*in Flavour's voice* Finally oooo....its about to go down
*in Sarkodie's voice* you know say money no be problem


Sai Baba....Daalu Nigeria!

"....people were expecting this change mantra in their own way."

So true!

DropShot:
The most important slide is the last one which forecasts a brighter future.

Wailing Mourners are free to wail till 2019 or even relocate to Somalia, PMB will turn the inherited battered economy around.

God bless you!

Make no mistakes....everybody saw that last slide....further subdivided into:
A: those who saw that last slide
B: those who'll pretend not to see it.
It's the way of the world.

What inspired that last pic of the two girls......are they wanting to kiss themselves ni? I'm sure you are not promoting something?

Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State, yesterday, said the solution to the problem of power sector could be achieved in six months if the Distribution Companies, DISCOs, were ready to yield some percentages of their concessions to the state government

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/power-supply-all-homes-in-lagos-will-be-lit-in-six-months-if-fashola/

Lool. I guess he missed 'em stunts.

That song by Fort Minor '...it's been like forever, you've been gone....just come back home...' playing in the background.
*whistling*

Ok

EbukaFran:
You ipobs are hypocrites

This is N13milliom not $13 Million

N13 million is what some people were stealing per minute under the Otueke Drunkard, yet these useless IPOBs are shouting because of a N13 million (LOAN)

useless people

See as you dey yab a whole Buhari's fan like muwaness. Uncle, why so serious? You need Jesus.

13M divided by 5people?

Anyways can't they just stay back here and get the event livestreamed to them?

Nzuzu!

All of a sudden, everybody is knowing.


Op, hope you know say na you go have to call lalasticlala by yaself.

Smartsyn:
Hmmm, I guess some group want to get some 5hours of fame, cause that's all they could get..

Even though Fayose's mouth runs like it has diarrhoea, but for every nonsense he speaks, there is some sense somewhere..

Even in the word 'nonsense', there's 'sense'.

Heavily guarded hospital.
One constable.

odikwa egwu a.k.a Eleyi gidi gan.

Biko also tell us the trick used.
Thank!

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aurumbay:
@lightheart it's AJAH o,secondly it's at the bus stop thirdly i'm not defaulting in payment.Trying to make cash so i can keep the office for next year as other partner wants to pull out by December..so i'm planning early to keep the place since i'm into about 6 businesses...

No wahala, sir. May the odds remain in your favour.
Cheers!

1bunne4lif:
what about this?

Messed up! Simple instructions you can't follow. I give up. You need Jesus.
You will have to repeat class.

aurumbay:
Thanks guys.i guess i was greedy.i just inherited an office which cost 25000naira rental fee monthly.panic and greed trying to make more money to cover expenses here and there

Well, you could also run a shared office package with someone in your area. That way, rental bills are split and less burdensome for thee.

^^
Don't fight for crumbs, when there's a whole bakery ahead of you.


Words on marble!!! Your head is legit, sir!!!

Beauriful!

sammyj:
Good to hear that the Budget has been singed. Hope this will boast the economy!!

Nope! It will so boost the economy to the point where we'll be able to boast about our economy.

God bless Nigeria
God bless PMB
God bless the citizens.

Big ups!!!!


Shey T-billz lo'nsoro

Businessnaija:
If you are a graphics designer, please kindly whatsapp me...

For the above posters, think before you judge...

...one can tell the kinda petty human you are from your thread here: https://www.nairaland.com/3065653/make-supplenmentary-income-investing-business

Thinkers club ni. Anyway, OP will learn to stay away from your types now that he has been burnt. Nature will treat your business as thou hath treated others business.

Cool...Retro tins!!

There woulda been more hype if the fans were allowed to choose from options Adekunle may have provided. More famzing, IMHO.

Businessnaija:
graphic designer needed urgently to design label/sticket logo.
09039205941 whatsapp me.

aurumbay:
Pls folks intervene in this subject is it right? Doesn't it equal to scam when one offers service and instead of pay for service rendered u just run away what does it seem like to you ? Judge me house

No downpayment requested/offered? Na wa o!

Anyways, it equals scam. Because you've been scammed of your time, thought process, resources and your due cash.

But who knows? Businessnaija may have have his own reason(s). I wonder what they might be

joey150:
You block entrance and exit but wont enter.
Its more like the army keeping boko haram safe now.

Nah. The Airforce is bombarding the forest. Saw live feeds yesterday. So those who manage to escape the bombardment has got the soldiers' wrath to face.

#SustainingTheOnslaught

Plus the amount required to open it. Varies according to banks.

abi that one no follow

1bunne4lif:
please examine and comment

Let's do this...
Style what you already have to look like the image below. Apply no colour. Just black...grey...white.
Font: Arial and Arial Black
let's see what you come up with.

Best of luck
Ya time starts now. Lemme go chill with a cold bottle of beer.

Interactive!

Is it just me or are those banana leaves I see in the side mirror?

cc: Catalyst007


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Being able to choose your own working hours and having the freedom to work in your underpants can be somewhat regarded as a misinterpretation of what freelancing is really like. Okay, maybe sometimes I do sit in my underpants, but only on really lazy days. Nonetheless, freelancing can be soothing to the soul if you’re more comfortable in your own company most of the time.

Wait… You’re not earning any money? Clients refusing to cough up?

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1. Avoid Crowd Sourcing Projects Parading as “Design Contests”


You know the drill: multiple freelancers are asked to submit as many designs as they like in a deathmatch style arena. Only one of these designers will walk away with a paycheck. It's sort of like The Hunger Games, but for designers.

This seems great for clients, because they get a ton of designers working on their project. Unfortunately, designers get the raw end of the deal and can waste days, weeks, or months on these sites without seeing a single dollar. Also, in the end, even the clients often end up getting screwed.

Not To Be Confused With Legitimate Competitions

Note that, in general, design competitions with great prizes and fun community interaction give designers a way to flex their creative muscle and do something outside the range of normal day-today work. We think they're awesome. That being said, when someone tries to take that same "contest for fun" format and turn it into how designers make a living, creatives lose every time.

2. Always Have a Clear Contract


Nobody likes dealing with boring legal stuff. Firstly, because it’s complex, secondly, because it’s complex, and finally, well…you know. Never, ever, construct a service contract from scratch - use a template that’s already been written up, challenged and modified over time, but more importantly, choose one that’s been highly recommended by other designers.

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If it’s not signed in black and white, it’s not legally binding.

3. Ask For a Deposit
“Ahhh, yeah, you see the thing is…”; no - run away. If for any reason the client refuses to hand over some (how much is up to you, usually it’s 50%) of the cash upfront, you should carefully explain that a deposit is a standard compromise between freelancer and client, and that you won’t work without one. If the client decides to move on, don’t think of it as your loss; it’s very likely that they never had any money to begin with.

This should be one of the things mentioned in your contract!

4. Don’t Undervalue Your Services
I believe that freelancers should offer a three-tier approach when discussing budgets. Not all clients will have a huge budget, and that’s fine, but they shouldn’t expect the deluxe suite when they’re only paying for a bedsit. It’s not fair on you.

Before agreeing to anything, consider your take home salary; that is what you take home after income tax, expenses, bills, time spent answering emails, your cost of living - it all adds up.

If the work is not worth your time, kindly explain that a limited budget would result in a rushed, unsatisfactory outcome, and that the client should consider raising the budget. Never let the client wear you down with sob stories and sad kitten faces!

5. Don’t Trade Free Work For the Promise of Future Paid Work



“We can’t spend any money until we find an investor, but later on down the line we’ll we’ll pay you triple - my amazing idea will make us both billions, I know it!”.

Ehhh, no - this one riles me up every time. Most businesses fail and it’s incredibly naive, not to mention risky, to work for free with the hope that one day it'll lead to something better.

Conclusion
Always trust your instincts, even in times of financial distress (especially then). Allowing yourself to be taken advantage of will only cost you time and stress, time that’s valuable to you and could be better utilised by working with professionals who treat you with respect. At the end of the day, if you’re not happy, it’s simply not worth it at all.

Original article: http://crtv.mk/b077K

Ghost447:
That may be so for market business, but certainly not for some specific professions.

Like which, please?