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Health › Re: N32m Raised To Treat Deformed Baby Rejected By His Father (Pictures) by Lightorder: 12:00pm On Sep 08, 2021
Toeze:
This is heartwarming news. Now he'll be treated and grow up to be a normal young man, and maybe God then blesses him with a brilliant idea or skill which he monetizes and becomes very wealthy and then that same father will return looking for his own share. I know he'll return because he's an African man
May dogs will bite those planks he calls legs if he dares
Education › Re: Obi Cubana On UNIZIK Exam Question by Lightorder: 9:40am On Sep 08, 2021
Untainted007:
Nigeria educational structure has collapsed years back.
Bawo ? Because Obi is one of the questions? You have been doing 10 + x = 15. Find x ? Is x now better that Obi Cubana? Be very very careful this morning o
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Shops With Ubi Franklin (Pictures) by Lightorder:
LuQuLuQu:
Dear person above,

How about minding your own business?
exactly how Dangote became a billionaire
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma And Wife Visit Their daughter Khadijat,a US Naval Officer At Her Base by Lightorder: 9:29am On Sep 08, 2021
As a father , seeing your babygirl being well positioned. This video has already made my day. The wife ,looks completely African wife and mother . Very lovely
Education › Re: Afghanistan Schools To Separate Male And Female Students With Curtains by Lightorder: 8:23am On Sep 08, 2021
Promzy99:
Exactly d same sitting pattern of one assembly of Gods church I use to attend then. But how youth president take impregnant one sister like dat still dey shock church members. que serah-serah... Whteva will be, will be.
so untrue
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Would Have Killed Churchill With ‘Rat Poison’ (Leaked Audio) by Lightorder: 8:16am On Sep 08, 2021
mikedanza:
Wickedness no good

Avoid people who will do anything for money and attention


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lf3WhsByAk

https://youtube.com/shorts/7nO0SISgL0Q?feature=share
chai! a Desperado in that video.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s London House: The New Mecca For Politicians (Pictures) by Lightorder: 8:14pm On Sep 07, 2021
JosephXavier:
What most don't understand is that fighting against Tinubu's presidential ambition is not an Igbo vs Yoruba affair

It is fight against corruption

It is fight against Southern slavery

It is fight against suppression/intimidation sidelining of youths

It is fight to liberate our country from the people who have hijacked our democracy

The events that will soon role out will shock everyone

We can't keep recycling same people and rebagging the same waste

Nigeria must be liberated
even their degree certificates don’t stop them from being illiterate. This country must NEVER be liberated until they decide to be sensible. Those who shouted sai baba are still the ones calling him in. Tribalism blinds and kills
Family › Re: My Husband Lasts Only 2 Minutes In Bed - Housewife Seeks Divorce by Lightorder: 8:02pm On Sep 07, 2021
BigDolph:
What did they say the future is again?
space age
Family › Re: My Husband Lasts Only 2 Minutes In Bed - Housewife Seeks Divorce by Lightorder: 7:58pm On Sep 07, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.....
The woman actually brought two issues to the court

1) the convulsions at night that makes the man to destroy things
2) not lasting in bed...

But I can bet my balls the main reason she really want this divorce is because of the husband inability to last in bed.....women and sex.....and the funny thing they will be acting and pretending as if they don't want it. It is only when they are now fond of you then you will realise they love it......like I will always say that the penis and the vagina are like the cotton bud(penis) and ear (vagina)...Place a cotton bud into the ear and watch who feels the sweet sensation
gbam !
Family › Re: My Husband Lasts Only 2 Minutes In Bed - Housewife Seeks Divorce by Lightorder: 7:56pm On Sep 07, 2021
Leaving because of mental health or sex . Madam, which ?
Celebrities › Re: Obituary: Victor Olaotan's Funeral Arrangements (Photos) by Lightorder: 7:49pm On Sep 07, 2021
Chaaaai ! May his soul Rest In Peace
Politics › Re: 'Buhari Not Welcomed In Imo' – IPOB Orders Sit-At-Home Over President’s Visit by Lightorder: 7:36pm On Sep 07, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Buhari is clearly doing all he could to be on the good book of the igbos but the igbos ain't falling for non of that ..
he is putting the cart before the horse
Politics › Re: 'Buhari Not Welcomed In Imo' – IPOB Orders Sit-At-Home Over President’s Visit by Lightorder: 7:27pm On Sep 07, 2021
Hangmnk:
IPOB in real life
don’t deceive yourself. Those who made an entire region stay home against orders from the state government, you are portraying that way ? Better reverse the position of the images. You will be shocked how the streets would be empty the day mr president will be visiting. If Uzodimma is wise, this won’t be the best times to call for the visit. Simple deplomacy would just relax this agitation but this country is jinxed. Must everything be by force, even in the family? Even as a father , use force all the time and scatter your family and be blamed for that
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Announce Caretaker Government For Afghanistan (Pictures) by Lightorder: 7:20pm On Sep 07, 2021
EndBuhariNow:
Americans are now acting mumu like Nigerians... Terrorist is now a minister in Afghanistan.. shame to Biden and obama
Big shame !
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Announce Caretaker Government For Afghanistan (Pictures) by Lightorder: 7:17pm On Sep 07, 2021
adebwalex:
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Your comment is so funny, Incoming Days just watch out how us will consume the most wanted terrorist among that government, so don't make fool out of yourself with that comment JOE COME SEE YOUR LIFE grin grin
joe, see your life ooooooo! In some months from now, you will understand. That is if you want to understand
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Announce Caretaker Government For Afghanistan (Pictures) by Lightorder: 7:10pm On Sep 07, 2021
Abaman001:
Is there any difference between Talibians and Ipobians?
you are one of them, so tell us
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Announce Caretaker Government For Afghanistan (Pictures) by Lightorder: 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2021
madridguy:
US wanted terrorist is Afghanistan acting interior minister grin

Joe Biden come and see your life outside.
not only outside but in the roundabout
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: 2022 World Cup Qualifier: (2 - 1) On Sept 7 2021 by Lightorder: 7:05pm On Sep 07, 2021
Thank God
Music/Radio › Re: Searching - 2BABA ft. Bongos Ikwue (Video) by Lightorder: 3:46pm On Sep 07, 2021
SimplyFacts:
In music, 2face & true love songs be like bread & butter. But in reality, 2face & true love be like word & opposite.
how ? He should have abandoned his other kids so he can concentrate on your sister . Who among those baby mamas didn’t know him before spreading their legs
Music/Radio › Re: Searching - 2BABA ft. Bongos Ikwue (Video) by Lightorder: 3:44pm On Sep 07, 2021
Iyaebe:
He should go and sleep abeg.The same fate awaits him over and over again if he refuse to tame his wandering dick,let him keep searching till thy kingdom comes. I hate people who don't fault themselves.
oga, go and mind your family
Foreign Affairs › Re: 9/11: Pasquale Buzzelli Was Inside World Trade Center During Collapse & Survived by Lightorder:
Penguin2:
Just imagine he was a Winners Chapel, Redeem, Chosen or any of these stupid churches full of aberration and wrong interpretation of God’s words as headed by charlatans who call themselves men of God...

...he would have claimed how he had a chosen apron hung in his office or how he wore it to work on that faithful day

Or he would have claimed he was wearing a necklace with the face of daddy Adegboye and that was what saved him

Or it was the prophet pronunciations of daddy Oyedepo which he had listened to on his way to work.

What if he was a traditionalist? He would have bought the biggest of rams to thank the “eyes of the gods” whose talisman protected him.

Africans...my people perish for lack of wisdom.

This American man who survived this might not even be a Christian. Dude might even be an atheist. He knows he survived only by chance and nothing else.

If we stopped looking for solutions where they are not.
mumu see the garbage you wrote. God kept and made Jonah survive in the belly of the whale in order to serve the God of the Christians. Is anyone forcing you to be a Christian? If you like , become lucifer but let people be . Meanwhile after fighting with your keyboard , put it inside your hurting oblong head; THE CHURCH WILL ALWAYS WIN !!!!
Politics › Re: VAT: I Feel Your Pain - Wike Tells Masari, Other Supporters Of Status Quo by Lightorder: 12:13pm On Sep 07, 2021
bamvik:
If each state were to manage their resources, some state go empty while some go overfull
let it be so . Afterall, God didn’t leave any state with nothing. Thinking cap is required
Politics › Re: VAT: I Feel Your Pain - Wike Tells Masari, Other Supporters Of Status Quo by Lightorder: 12:09pm On Sep 07, 2021
kingsways:
No reason for FIRS to collect VAT and then share to states

Each state should collect their own
simple
Politics › Re: VAT: I Feel Your Pain - Wike Tells Masari, Other Supporters Of Status Quo by Lightorder: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2021
Moferere:
How do you explain these scenarios:

Beer is an Haram in the North, Hisbah will destroy any beer destroyable but VAT generated from the consumption of beer in the south is not an Haram to them. They even take a large chunk of it.

Lagos and Rivers contributed at least 75% VAT to the federation account in 2020 but got less than 45% from FAAC.

I am enjoying the steps taken by Lagos and Rivers. Let restructuring start from there.
This feeding bottle federalism must end
Yes ooooo !
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Lightorder: 12:05pm On Sep 07, 2021
Nne, Happy Happy birthday. More strength, more favour, more years
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by Lightorder: 12:03pm On Sep 07, 2021
Fahdiga:
Fat Olosho
you are very very stupid! You lack home training.Take those words of yours to your sisters. alailegbe elegbe
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Asks For Creation Of Livestock Ministry by Lightorder: 7:54am On Sep 07, 2021
Genesiis:
Does ministry of Agriculture not cover all these ?
for wia! We will soon ask the FG to create GARDEN EGG and PEPPER MINISTRIES. How much are they taxed every year ? Bunch of smelly idiots
Politics › Re: 2023: Why APC Bigwigs Have Eyes On Jonathan by Lightorder: 9:04pm On Sep 06, 2021
Sharingiscaring:
Those envying Jonathan's current continental leadership roles are trying hard to destroy his reputation. The return of GEJ will lead to the destruction of GEJ.
QED
Politics › Re: 2023: Why APC Bigwigs Have Eyes On Jonathan by Lightorder: 9:03pm On Sep 06, 2021
clarocuzioo:
come and see something. I told you that you are still a kid in politics but you won't believe.

This same Jonathan your pay masters paid you to be demonising since 2015 is whom they are now begging to run for 2023.
maybe he is no more ineffectual buffoon. Madmen everywhere
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Government Pays Ex-Militants N2.63bn As Stipends In 2 Months - ICIR by Lightorder: 8:58pm On Sep 06, 2021
triple996:
Easterners will soon come to wail as usual cool.
It's their signature move. Bitterness,hatred,and frustration is their major reason for existence.
May the stinking pit toilet you called mouth, bend to the East ever
Foreign Affairs › Re: Colonel Doumbouya Covers President Condé With Umbrella (Throwback Photo) by Lightorder: 8:12pm On Sep 06, 2021
kokoA:
He is loyal to the Republic of Guinea not Mr. Conde.
you nailed it, bro
Health › Re: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by Lightorder: 8:09pm On Sep 06, 2021
Chai! Ma guy don hammer

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