₦airaland Forum

nony43:
Sth of few weeks is now chronic? When aboniki take reach N500?

oga , say you dey buy am N350 for your area at Ajamgbadi no mean say na so dem dey sell am for other places

WibusJaga:

Forget here does not mean to be erased from your memory.
It implies you don't allow any offences of yesterday to be a factor in your judgements & decisions of today.

gbam !

Beebah2000:
I dey call am yeye man because e dey pretend as if e no wan fúck her.

so you expected him to be a he-goat that goes about mating every random thing on the street? Should that be your own definition of a correct man ? A total stranger! Oga, don’t you think you are the yeye man here?

Mokason288:
Very interesting

Remove no 11
Giving to others

Rubbish... how many people have you seen Dangote or Adenuga giving to?

you have been disconnected. They don’t announce it , saying out of experience

Messi, my new-found guy

Josephamstrong1:
Better come back and finish what you've started. We were warned o!

He is not coming anything. He should better go to Ghana, where progress is loved and cherished

BruncleZuma:


The person in the video and that in the photo are two different individuals.

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exactly what i have been trying to figure out

Very stupid story

Charmingrascal:
I thought this guy was Thespian and he can't understand ordinary banter and comic relief.




No one says Buhari trouser is our problem, Buhari's trouser is his problem and his Tailor's problem.

It just a banter to create comic relief Mr actor

e just wan use the trousers trend small

Please, what is he making now ?

Ibkhaleel001:
LET US VOMIT OUT THE SOUTHERN HOOK, LINE AND SINKER


Northern Nigeria has more graduates and Professors than South Africa. The real problem is not as Southerners paint it and you echo it like empty halls. 


Practically, millions of Northerners are either unemployed, misemployed, or underemployed. Our problem is our chances are blocked and our resources dominated by Southerners who paint the wrong picture for fools to believe them.


75% of  government spending is connered by Southerners via the domination of salary earning, contracts, projects, bail outs and other interventions. Trade and industries are dominated by Southerners who have easy access to multi billion credit facilities courtesy their domination of state financial structure and instruments and institutions. 


Every ministry is dominated by them. All our markets are monopolized by them due to their control of capital that enable them to finance business and take more risk due to ease of acces to money. They conrol their markets by regular disruptuons of our businesses officially and by direct frequent violence unofficially. Their control of and easy access to liquidity enable them to be more enerprising business wise. They buy our goods cheap and sell theirs exorbitantly.


To preserve the exploitative status quo they spread false verson of the reality. They centralize oil as the main source of wealth so that our attention will be far away from other sources of wealth they dominate.

Oil is less than 10% of  Nigeria's GDP. They tell us we are the parasite and we are lazy and we are uneducated to instil a sense of guilt, self hate and inadequacy in us. We swallow all these falsehood uncritcally because we made our source of daily information their media and books. They over concentrate on our weaknesses and ignore almost completely their own weaknesses. An average Southerner having mild cold will almost by default blame it on Northerners and will not lack northerners who "speak the truth" to agree with him.


How can uneducated people have multitude of unemployed graduates? How can lazy people be producig the food of the nation? Why do millions of Southerners troop to the poor parasitic North and refuse leave? The south said so and it is?


What we need is a  political economic solution. We must take control of our local markets, our institutions and our businesses in their land must be given due attention and protection and any act of disruption by way of constant destruction must be paid back in due measure without listening to their victimship outcries. They fear separation more than us because their weak economic foundation, especially the west entirely dependent on controlling  government resources.


We must ask and take our fair share of every government employment at whatever cost. No people has ever prospered when their resources, oppurtunities and chances are blocked and dominated by others.  Our constant preachment of peace must stop: justice and and equity must be our new slagon. 


The real problem is believing in the propaganda of the enemies which saps our resourcefulness and infuse our senses with feelings of backwardness that really do not exist, or are caused by false perception. The greatest defeat one can suffer is to see oneself as projected by one's enemies. 


Almajiri is system suffocated by lack of finance. Poverty is a direct result of economic domination and exclusion. Degrees are not unavailable. Marrying four wives will not stop as it is never a problem but a great social system. Once we assert control on what is rightly ours, that self concious timidity will evaporate and be replaced by confidence and bold enterprise. Up to the Seventies we were the richest people in Africa. As the central government grows and  takes control of resources our wealth progressively dwindles. As the southerners intensify drums of hate and aggression we draw back to give peace, that is never forthcoming, a chance.


Try asking for propotionate representation in all government employment in all institutions and at all levels, they will cry out about mediocrity supplanting merit as if those half literates southerners dominating the place are Einstein incanates. Or they will blackmail you with Islamization.


Try treating their traders in our markets as they treat ours and they will cry xenophobia as if the regular denial of market space, heavy taxation, constant disruption of business and officially sanctioned harrassment of our traders in their land does not exist.


Try replacing Southern union leaders and foreign sponsored NGOs operating in the North with our own people and they will start wailing about marginalization.


Well, their era of dominance and false propaganda is coming to an end with the coming of age of young northerners who could no longer accept marginalization because of blackmail or threat. These new bold Northern youth have seen how southerners cowered when asked to leave the North two years ago. Their cries for secession are empty ruse. 


We will be better off without them and they will definitely be worse off without us. They know we lack nothing, while their millions selling substandard, fake good, drugs and inrdinately high interest bank loans fleecing the north and feeding on cheap food and services will have nothing on returning back home. Their franchise firms and industries will lose over 100 million costumers overnight which is more than their home market demand. 


Soon we will ask for equity or call it quit. We know who we are and we know our strength.

LAWMA! Come and pack this huge trash! I did not go through it, I am not a scavenger

Madam, get to understand him. Concentrate on what brought you together at the first place. Get your ex out of your life. Marriage is not friendship. He may have done well in your friendship days but may not do well in marriage. An evidence is that his crashed. The Pasture is always greener until you get there,
Just less than 10 hours after my wedding, I told my wife that I was not sure we could continue. Ego on both sides almost destroyed it all. But when we laid down every self and got to study ourselves, things got best. Today we know ourselves better and she is my best friend. Your ex should be your past and keep him behind you. Your past is where he belongs now

chatinent:
If you have evidence your husband is cheating and cannot remain in the relationship, you leave. If you are not leaving, you are still married to him! At least, I believe the only grounds for divorce is adultery.



Can two wrongs make one right?

Your reconnecting with an ex is a payback, yeah?

What if everything was a mirage and the end brings you this dropped eyeballs that your husband wasn't cheating actually? Can you unscrew the screwed? Or you wanted a reason to cling to to return to the arms of this new 2face?

Why condole cheating if that's the case?

If you cannot accept it, you leave the union. That's the only ground morally acceptable to regroup with your new 2face.



I doubt you have feelings for 2face...it's this new attention he's giving you when you so need it that's translating to emotions, pills, and feelings.

Hanty, I will not mince words.

You are afraid of your tendency to meet your ex and ...history history...yeah?

What is the assurance your ex would make a good husband? If he would, you wouldn't have left him!

You are still a married woman whether or not you accept it!

How do you manage an ex who knows you are married but wants to screw you! Doesn't it ring the bell to you he only misses your body?

Wetin dey happen for this world sef.

Abi is it only my brain that has no downtime?

nice

Mercychen:
Why not?
For y'all info, I go most times without makeup and earing and still look Wonderfully made.

say you. Keeping marking your script and announcing your own results yourself

Mercychen:
That's what they call "see finish" .

Hold a sec, ... Does the woman not also see the man in the mornings with his stinking breath too? Yet she doesn't compare him even though they look uglier than women when they just wake up with their bloodshot eyes like.... amugbo .

Daddy, tell them.




Eh! If I hear??

No matter what, a man that has taken his bath for the day cannot stand a woman who just woke up. Talk more, a man that just woke up.

If you men dare, let's do a men vs women early momoh pics challenge and see who wins. If phone screens will not begin to shatter here now now with the men's pics hahahahaaaa...

Look, what you men don't know is that, we are the ones covering you.

as in the man wakes up without his powder, lipstick on or what? The the only physical difference between a man up from the bed and the one in the street is just water and a change of clothe. Without the comb , he is still good to go. Can you put the woman in this state ?

Kobojunkiee:
God already punished the unbelievers since the time of Adam in Genesis 3 vs 14 - 19 - He doesn't have any intentions of punishing them again since His first attempt was not wrought with mistakes.

The punishment you mentioned is for those who believe but refuse to obey God's every commandments, those are the ones whose punishment are still off in the future.

I didn’t get you

Sunnybay7:
We need police reform and this current policemen we have in Nigeria need thorough mental evaluation and orientation.

just disengage all the men of the force. Create a ministry called, Sambisa Agriculture and send all of them there to farm while able and willing young graduates take over the force

Romanoff:
Imagine if Peter thought of his wife as "evening newspaper" before he married her.

Stop shaming older single women who aren't married, till e reach your sister turn, you no go understand how e dey be.

Age is not something to shame someone for, unless you hope to die before the age of that person.

your mummy raised you well sir

Kobojunkie:
Why? Dem talk say dem believe in your God?

not believing in the ALMIGHTY GOD doesn’t stop his punishment. God doesn’t need your opinion to make good His word. That the southeast didn’t believe in Buhari did not stop his visit

TheGiftedOne:
After the court judgment, they'll face God's own.

1 Corinthians 6:9,10

God bless you sir

So finally, this trousers issue made the front page . I was trying to shut one guy up earlier today, who was pointing at it and now this happened

LegendHero:
Lol. One would wonder why all the 5 SE governors that married Ibo ladies are all useless if your theory of marrying Ibo lady made any sense.

south east governors are plainly stubborn. They would never listen to any woman around them and won’t be influenced by any. They always be like, “nwanyi , jee nolu odu “. Meaning, woman, go and sit down

kmcutez:
Please, how can I marry Wike or Akeredolu

just watch in admiration

Please, has anyone any Tokumbo binatone stabiliZER for sale?

BeeBeeOoh:

how

SUCKCESSFUL:
Nothing makes your enemy happier than seeing you in pain.
Buhari and Hope should enjoy the moment.
I can't come and be wailing this afternoon.


Biko gbanyere m beer ka'm nwuo



I don't owe dimwits like you any explanation, if you're half as wise as you claim to be, you would have known the misspelling was intentional for the sake of emphasis.
I don't blame you, Social media have given people below the league of my gateman the opportunity to hurl insults at me.
Seun have given oke na ngwele Nile ohere ikwu ka osi masi ha.
Anumanu na akwunyebeghi otu Naira na ihe gbasara Biafra.
O na social media ka Ike unu na aputa, go and confront Buhari nah?
Nwa Nikita ohia.


I don't know what is wrong with you people
So I have become a bad person because of my benign submission, what is wrong with what I said?
Where were you when I was criticizing and condemning the evils of this administration?
Simple joke you can't take, what have you achieved with all the curses you have heaped on Buhari?
Who mad you a judge over me? I guess I should be wailing from thread to thread because I'm unemployed like you.

One mofo even said that I'm not Igbo
You guys are bereft of wisdom.
Ndi uchu !!!

so glad I don’t need to read the long and huge garbage you dumped here as a reply. onye ara! Misfit

SUCKCESSFUL:
Nothing makes your enemy happier than seeing you in pain.
Buhari and Hope should enjoy the moment.
I can't come and be wailing this afternoon.


Biko gbanyere m beer ka'm nwuo

You are such a supporter of failure that you even failed the spelling of successful as your moniker.
Onye anuru mmanya

Wiseandtrue:
You need help if you are celebrating traffic light and roads in this 21st century

See the pole your darling daddy is commissioning

He is such a supporter of failure that he even failed the spelling of successful as his moniker

Sirjamo:
Ipob terrorists noise makers are nowhere to be found

mumu, did your terrorist tell you that they will be coming to shoot at Mr President ? Senseless comment

PrinceOfLagos:
Joke of a nation

Chei

Where is the road and the projects na

Just take a look at the president's trouser

that trouser got me. Ogbeni, are you a tailor?

hisexcellency34:
Unknown gunmen killing innocent people in Imo State. If you are the true sons of your father, come out and try nonsense today

that is if that is their problem

When will these women have sense now? The tempo of the music has been altered , is it not wisdom to alter your dance steps ? Everyday, same story, same group of victims