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A man who puts himself in his wife's conditions first before acting,

Any sensible lover does not need a tutorial to know if he or she is being cheated. Develop your emotional intelligence if you haven't. You should be synchronized at all times

drharry:
Years ago Sat down and wrote close to a 50 love letters which never got to her as they are all at the bottom of my box.

No liver

Am surprised this one came from the man though, normally it is the woman

@Poster: I hope you're sane
You are only confirming that Lucifer is the devil, if you call him lightbearer that one na ur own palava. Maybe they are decieving in you in one occult like that. He is just the devil because he disobeyed God and also caused man to disobey God too.

The Universe is far much bigger than you are currently percieving it, God went so far away from us when we wanted to near him, Thousand of years of technology will not even help!

Fools full dey NL

The problems is not about being in love or not
Is there any strings attached?
Have you thought well about your future with this man, if it is really love?

If you can answer these two questions comfortably, then you don't have any problems,

sleek29:
@poster and abuzola, this is the reason i won't reply you, ''Do not speak in the hearing of a fool, for he will despise the wisdom of your words'' Proverbs 23:9

You think say u dey read Bible, quo? The topic is about the confusions of the Bible so I wonder the foolishness in someone pointing it out
By the way you never read Proverbs 26:5 , Answer a fool according to his folly. Almost about anything can be supported with the Bible. Without the use of your brains most things are useless

PurestBoy:
Quran, hahahaha, manuals for the terrorists and boko haramists

You know what we are talking
I am not afraid of them suicide bombers though, coz life's nothing to them
Senseless religion = senseless products

^^^see tokunbo calling original fake

No.1 Everyone is mad

No.2 In sum years now christianity will be no more, so you're only confirming the Bible

No.3 God gave us dominion over the animals. If you are only as important as a chicken, so be it

No.4 I love it when Christ says: 'O ye of little faith, ' (You don't believe coz ur biased)

Follow science in its delusion. Till today they can't accept the supernatural (and yet they can't even explain what the mind is )

Anything else you wanna talk?

Can someone tell a joke using words gotten from usernames in nairaland. There a lot of funny usernames
e.g. Sexxy Lemon is an icon of aristotle, a lover of sweet pies and candy lips e.t.c,

melesky:
Get urself a vaseline untill u found another Bleep buddy

Na waaaa oh  

The guy is just wise

Abuzola:
Hahahaha. What a fithy book

In your small mind

A girl caught in exam malpractice said "God helps those who help themselves"

A bank robber who claimed being an orphan was caught stealing for the first time said: "Have you not heard what Jesus and his disciples did when they were hungry"

A man who was contemplating whether to marry or not went to two priests for advise. The first priest said "It is not good for a man not to marry"
The second priest said "Read Mathew 19:10-12 (Summary: If you can afford not to marry, don't marry)

A poor looking man told a beautiful lady "The holy spirit has told me that you are my appointed wife." The girl replied ", Hold on. The Holy Spirit just told me that He told you a lie"

A tyrant when he rose to the throne by rigging said "I am God annointed. Nothing happens without the will of God"

A terrorist claimed he was doing the work of God saying "I did not come to bring peace but a sword. To set the Father against the son and the Mother against the daughter"

A poor man proclaimed loudly on the street to passers-by shouting "I tell you most solemnly, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. Than for all you rich men who pass me to enter the Kingdom of heaven"

A woman who was ordered to buy foodstuff by her husband gave the money to a dying widow and returned buying only about 1/4. When her husband queried her, she replied "God will provide" Her husband replied "Is that quotation only meant for us?"

A sinner when being preached to a pastor to repent asked the pastor "Look at you, a whole pastor. Haven't you heard that no one is good but One. Make I tell you, your Christ be bad guy, na only guys like me we fit make heaven"


Am sure there are a lot more examples

The veil has been lifted off her eyes and she has seen how stupid she has been. Just pray that she didn't have any disease nor got pregnant

A girl caught in exam malpractice said "Heaven helps those who help themselves"

A bank robber caught stealing for the first time asked "Have you not heard what Jesus and his disciples did when they were hungry?"

A man who was contemplating whether to marry or not went to two priests for advice. The first one said "It is not good for a man not to marry" The second priest said "Read Mathew 19:10-12Summary: If one can afford not to marry, he should not marry)

A terrorist was asked to change by a priest. The terrorist said "I am doing the work of God that everyone else have refused to do. Christ did not come to the world to bring peace but a sword. To bring disagreement between people"

A cultist was caught and rebuked of being a sinner. He replied the pastor saying: "You no sabi Jesus and the rich man? No one is good but One." If Jesus na bad guy, me na bad guy too. You must be bad guy to go to heaven"

A very poor man who could hardly get a nice meal for himself proclaimed loudly to passers-by shouting "I tell you most solemnly. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for all you rich men to enter the kingdom of God!"

When a tyrant rose to the throne by rigging said "It is the will of God. I am a God-ordained king."

am sure there are lot more examples

whiteroses:
laughing my wide ass off
yes o it depends on you it might be your clothes smelling, or your sweat glands reeking or your yansh stainking you decide lol i will never forget one lady my mum took she was stranded in the rain at convention, as soon as she got off the car i dint know what made the smell the spot she sat oh gawd it smelt mank something must have died in her yansh ewwwwwwwwwwww
sorry for d description

the last step is to select

1. Do not show hidden files and folders
2. Hide extensions for known file types
3. Hide protected operating system files (recommended)

as shown in the picture

That should have done it instead of loosing your programs. My system is showing both system and hidden files and is not a virus though I don;t know where the mark is from

You are gods, but because you do not know, you die like mere men. (Bible quote)

So how can you link me to this glo company of a thing?

Ok, got it

It is claimed that Christ founded a church on Peter, so if Christ is God then God founded a Church.

I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the christians out this world, I am doing the Lord's work.

You sound like a perfect occult member The AntiChrists of our mordern world. Be careful, you can go to the Bible and readup where you are headed for. May God help you to help yourself.

what happened to my reply

Many people have problems getting movies online. Lets help ourselves. It's too stressful to download through megavideo and all these sharing sites. Just request the movie or music you want and someone will try and get a download link