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TravelRe: Lady Dies In Fatal Accident In Kaduna, Her Son Severely Injured (Pics) by Lilimax(f): 10:10am On Jan 18, 2017
Chai! cry cry cry
I shall not die before my time in Jesus name. Amen
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Indimi Poses With Her In-Laws (Photos) by Lilimax(f): 10:09am On Jan 18, 2017
Omoakinsuyi:
The husband will soon marry a second wife...it is allowed.
That one na sure banker embarassed
FamilyRe: Banker Arrested For Battering Wife After Sex Denial For Two Years (pics) by Lilimax(f): 10:06am On Jan 18, 2017
Yeye man! sad
Ukwu nwanyi Owerri has put him into trouble. shocked
He should be dealt with accordingly embarassed
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For Women Applying To Be His Wife by Lilimax(f): 3:50pm On Jan 17, 2017
Another attention seeker spotted! shocked shocked shocked
InvestmentRe: 10 Questions For MMM Subscribers (Mavrodians) by Lilimax(f): 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2017
moshino:
How's that mmm thing working out for you now?
grin grin ;One chance cheesy
EducationRe: Lekki Nursery School Where Acceptance Fee Is N2million (Photo) by Lilimax(f): 8:48am On Jan 17, 2017
pyyxxaro:
Maybe they also teach them how to SPEAK IN TONGUES AND DETONATE BOMB embarassed
You may crack joke but never you overstep your boundary else you may
attract God's wrath embarassed
CrimeRe: Man & His Wife Kill Their Child In Bayelsa, Drop The Corpse At FMC Yenagoa(pics) by Lilimax(f): 1:26pm On Jan 16, 2017
omg! cry
CrimeRe: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by Lilimax(f): 8:17am On Jan 16, 2017
omg! cry
CultureRe: How I Was Banned From Speaking Igbo - Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani by Lilimax(f): 9:22pm On Jan 14, 2017
Kpom kpom n'ebea! O gini na-afio biko? embarassed
PoliticsRe: Multiple Bomb Blasts Kill Many In Adamawa by Lilimax(f): 1:00pm On Jan 13, 2017
Too many deaths in recent times embarassed
No part of this country is safe any longer so to say...

God, I hide under the shadow of Your wings.
Defend your people. Amen
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Lilimax(f): 11:38am On Jan 13, 2017
As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

But this clause get as e be o! shocked shocked shocked
I hope say our money never go undecided
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Lilimax(f): 11:17am On Jan 13, 2017
[quote author=johnpalmer774 post=52769077][/quote]Hope dey sha grin
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Lilimax(f): 11:16am On Jan 13, 2017
READ ME=52730900:
As seen on the MMM site

[We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
InvestmentRe: Why Has MMM Not Released Official Statement Prior To Resumption by Lilimax(f): 11:15am On Jan 13, 2017
As seen on the MMM site

[We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima's Marriage To Uche Egbuka Has Crashed by Lilimax(f): 10:30am On Jan 13, 2017
CaroLyner:
is it that hard to stay married?
It takes God and commitment from both spouse to stay married.
It is not bed of roses... smiley
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Being Poisoned While Hanging Out With Friends In Anambra. Photos by Lilimax(f): 4:28pm On Jan 12, 2017
Mgbakwu people in Anambra state 'na-enyete nshi wella!' shocked
Na me talk am!
InvestmentRe: She Lost Her Money In A Ponzi Scheme Now She Is Threatening Me by Lilimax(f): 12:57pm On Jan 12, 2017
people should learn to be wise cos we have so many Ponzi Schemes out there shocked
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Indimi And Fatima Sheriff's Pre-Wedding Photos by Lilimax(f): 12:54pm On Jan 12, 2017
GreenMavro:
how far now cheesy

u sef dy wait for judgement dy grin grin
I hope say we'll never wait till eternity tongue grin
CelebritiesRe: Ambode Arrests Pretty Mike For Putting Girls On Dog Chains by Lilimax(f): 12:44pm On Jan 12, 2017
FlirtyKaren:
PrettyMike cooperated with them, gave them useful statement and was released after signing an undertaking to desist from putting any woman or man on a leash to dehumanize them..
He has since been released embarassed
Btw, did he force those girls to be on dog chain? No! Are'nt they adults? They are!
So what is the noise all about? undecided
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Indimi And Fatima Sheriff's Pre-Wedding Photos by Lilimax(f): 12:41pm On Jan 12, 2017
GreenMavro:
wink

The rich will continue to marry the rich, but thats non of my business, what attracted my here was the date JANUARY 14th that date is more important to Nigerians...even if i go this wedding, i go dy check my PO regularly grin grin grin
grin
CelebritiesRe: After Many Attempts,terry G Finally Allowed Into The USA (pics, Video) by Lilimax(f): 12:39pm On Jan 12, 2017
Goodluck to him embarassed
PoliticsRe: 335 Foreigners Get Nigeria’s Citizenship by Lilimax(f): 8:00am On Jan 12, 2017
cloudyskygrind:
Of what use is Nigeria citizenship?
shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: 335 Foreigners Get Nigeria’s Citizenship by Lilimax(f): 7:59am On Jan 12, 2017
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
What is there to gain being Nigerian citizen?
See them shocked grin
PoliticsRe: 335 Foreigners Get Nigeria’s Citizenship by Lilimax(f): 7:52am On Jan 12, 2017
The Irony of life grin
When some Nigerians are calling our country Zoo and others are trying to renounce their citizenship.
I even read where someone suggested that Nigeria should be shut down while the citizens be shared to
other countries shocked

All I know is that Nigeria is a great country and in the will of God.
We shall surely overcome whatever challenges we're currently facing as a country.

Abeg, make they watch those Indians, Chincko and Lebanese well before granting them citizenship.
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu & UBA Staffs In Happy In Selfies by Lilimax(f): 7:50am On Jan 12, 2017
Dominiquez:
.
I enjoyed that site:http://www.ndiigbokwenu.com/
They are top notch in Igbo writing. smiley
Well done!

Where did you get those Igbo proverbs on the site. I enjoyed them smiley
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NUPENG Declares Nationwide Strike, Shuts Down Stations by Lilimax(f): 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2017
TANTUMERGO007:
If i be Christ i wont help at all grin
Thank God you're not Christ smiley
Car TalkRe: The 2018 Toyota Camry - Be The First To See These Photos by Lilimax(f): 2:02pm On Jan 11, 2017
Corrolla
CrimeRe: Beheaded Lady Found In A Bush In Imo. Private Parts Missing. Graphic Pics by Lilimax(f): 2:00pm On Jan 11, 2017
omg! cry
NYSCRe: A Nairalander, Frank Umeadi Won The 2M NYSC Business Plan Competition(photos) by Lilimax(f): 1:02pm On Jan 11, 2017
O bu kwa Nwafor!
Son- of- the- soil smiley

#NRIGADI
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Names Perpetrators Of Southern Kaduna Killings by Lilimax(f): 11:46am On Jan 11, 2017
It pained me we lack people that can step into the shoes of Zamani Lekwot in
Kataf (Southern kaduna)
EducationRe: Fulani Cattle Take Over Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University (Photo) by Lilimax(f): 11:41am On Jan 11, 2017
phynofino:
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Ono nu uno malu ife zuru na afia, Afonja onye afo njo
E PAIN AM OO grin
GREATEST OJUKWU!
Chai! undecided
RomanceRe: Man Puts Bride & Her Squad On Blast For Rocking Swimsuits by Lilimax(f): 4:39pm On Jan 10, 2017
Madness! angry
Tomorrow if your hubby elopes with one of the girls you;ll be crying fowl embarassed

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