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Omo your jokes no sweet jo.
But make i encourage u

103 is the next
We still reach a point where we've to crack our brains to get the nxt one.

naijaking1:
@dimka

Col. Bukar Saka Dimka or whatever devlish name you call yourself, anywhere there is a buyer there is always a seller.

Do you understand that?

why so hard on him naijaslave
he is saying his mind

@dimka
why all this long story that nobody can read.

Well, Most prostitutes in lagos are not registered.
Or dont u know that u ar a prostitute when u collect gift,money or food from a man and later have sex with him.
Even the way u dress can make u a potential prostitute.
Many youth today are prostitute without them recognising that fact.

Ladies beware.

Throughout the years, this has been the most reliable way to test your iq.

















I. Q. Test




Subject: which category are you?

Scores: 0 to 1 correct = Complete slowpoke

2 to 4 correct = Borderline Idiot

5 to 7 correct = College Candidate

8 to 9 correct = Super Smart or Psychotic

10 correct = Obviously Dishonest

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1.) There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Every day he takes the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building and go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and takes the stairs the rest of the way, unless it's raining, in which case he goes all the way up!

WHY? This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.


2.) A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, and the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives, the surgeon arrives, the surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!"

How can this be?


3.) A man is wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its lights off, but somehow manages to stop in time.

How did the driver see the man?


4.) Title : The Elder Twin One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older, identical twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday.

Why?


5.) Title : Manhole Covers Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?

This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle which can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.


6.) Title : The Deadly Party A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early.

Everyone else who stayed late at the party drank the same punch and subsequently all died of poisoning.

Why did the man not die?


7.) Title : Heaven A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked just as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve.

How did he know?


8.) Title : Trouble with Sons A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins.

How could this be so?


9.) Title : The Man in the Bar A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. Surprised, the man says, 'Thank you' and leaves the bar.

This puzzle has claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one, yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of of figuring it out.

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Please be honest and only scroll down when you have tried the questions!!

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SOLUTIONS:

1) The man is very very short and so can only reach half way up the lift lift buttons! However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and so can press the higher buttons with that!

2) The surgeon is the boy's mother!

3) It was day time!

4) At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was traveling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on March 1st. March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone and Kerry, the younger twin was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother.

5) A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.

6) The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.

7) He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels. Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical cords and therefore they never had navels. (This one seems perfectly logical but it can sometimes sparks fierce theological arguments!)

They were two of a set of triplets (or quadruplets etc). This simple little puzzle stumps many people. They try outlandish solutions involving test-tube babies or surrogate mothers. Why does the brain search for complex solutions when there is a much simpler one available?

9) The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups -- so the man no longer needed the water. (This is a simple puzzle to state but a difficult one to solve. It is a perfect example of a seemingly irrational and incongruous situation having a simple and complete explanation. Amazingly this classic classic puzzle seems to work in different cultures and languages.)

So, how did you score? 15




When u finish the test, kindly send your scores.
I did mine and i was at borderline idiot

I think u posted ur question to the wrong pple.
The pple on this line ar for computer related issues and not for ur naughty question
Seun pls remove this question from this section.

Thanks soo much.
I feel like getting a personal contact with u

Well,
I think your boyfriend is a good fela.
You can make him a very good friend and get a new boyfriend.
Let him know about that so he can also appreciate u.

What's wrong in that?
An issue every year. Well, it was really not my idea, it was hers.

When i was going to mile 1 yesterday, I saw some soldiers who asked everyone in the car to come out for a search.
The driver gets back to the car while the remaing people walk pass the with their hands up.
That's a serious issue. After leaving the soldiers miles away, i still saw people with their hands still in the air. Such a pity.

I am soo serious
We didn't do any family planning.
Well, she likes kid.

I met mine during the bomb blast in lagos.
She was really injured, i took her to hospital, paid her bills and took her to her house.
Some months after, i went down the aisle with her.
Now, we have 10 kids (2 set of twins among).

I hail ooooo,
pls i don want anybody to reply again for this post.
Let me be the last because i heard that the last person will be given a large sum of money.
ask Seun for more details.

wiring my dick

Let's talk about sex

Bony island

I think there are several other ways for punishing children: you can deny them of some things (eg playing games , going to visit friends and the likes)
I think that will go a long way in correctin the child.

I know of a man who slap and beats his children at the slightest offence. when it came to a time, the children became used to it and that really affected the children.

The two of them look beautiful.
You can marry both.
But take care, cause i fit snatch the second one .

this man's tribal mark is still cool.

I wrote JAMB 15 times and never scored above 180 in any of them .
Well, i am planning to write the last one next year .
Pray for me . i am becoming old .

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Notice that the stuff work for only your age in 2005

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5 (for Sunday).

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator,

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755,
If you haven't, add 1754,

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born,

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are,

YOUR AGE!!! (OH YES, IT IS!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

I think the thing is real even though it missed out a number.I'll like to know the secret of that creepy thing

That bag can feed all the nairalanders convinently for two complete years if not more

@ notrespazz
He be like say u be agbero cause na all their slang u sabi
cafe don dey for underbridge or na where u dey browse?

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That's rubbish
English is the best for now and no magic can change English as our lingua franca.
So damn it

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Who is the most popular church founder?

Deeper life-- wf kumuyi

Let's follow a trend here.
You post the name of your church and ur pastor's name.
Let's see the church that wins nairaland

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