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hagma37@yahoo.com:
wat is twittin n it benefit cnt understand twitter generaly

...then twitter is nt for you, keep enjoyng fb

Actually, LAGbook means "Ladies and Gentlemen book".
It doesnt necessarily mean they copied Mark's idea of the name "facebook".
Let us learn to respect and appreciate things "Made in Nigeria" too.
Cheers

Just left the site now, the site was poorly constructed. How on earth will someone fall victim to that kind of thrash...so sad
IT IS WELL

Saw some at the lagos/ibadan express road yesternight

@OP how did you know the door was lockd? Did you try opening the door? Did you knock? Why didnt you call your husband yourself?
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Idowuogbo:
Oh wowziee people are angry ooo ,how do I start making them laugh now *Badosky goes into spirit*.Okay here we go I will try my best so help me LORD AMEN.
Eeemmh Bros u no wot you will do to help our nation,abeg join MFM because we need to be aggresive while praying and swearing for dose Otondos that are stealing our money.An example of d style of aggressiveness needed wen praying you roll on d ground and begin to shout "Fire burn dem , I sed fire begin to fire dem,fIre, fireeeeeeeeee".Try it and see if umemployment rate in your area doesn't decrease,stay Blessed Sir.
Kokolet dont let dose baboons get to you,if you are angered u are enabling more killings b dat oooo .I am 1000% sure dats dier code Olowo tee angry=killings,abeg laugh offload your 37molars anyhow dat alone is d only way to disable killings.

Boko wereyyyys if u are reading,Badosky is coming down to alpacino all you Tozos .Ooops I forgot angry=killings,I don dey laughhhhh o hoohoohooheeeheee buhhahaha oya disable biko
I have got a spare room dats vacant ATM,come and move in with me ojere who d bomboclart do dey think dey are sef .Madam families matayas are always stressful dem jus dey jealous your swagga,smile joor dont let dem get to your spine,Its your swagga dat is causing all dis paparazzzi.I will advise you to take tins easy as botox don dey expensive,smiling makes u look younger.
ShoooooooO egbon mi if u are angry with your current plans reverse dem to happy ones na,y u dey invite anger wen anger no near you.U berra stop acting like esu ti o ni ge
Dude its your fault y haven't u visited Aso rock wiv a machine gun,u for enter dia claim say u b Nigerian Van Damn and u are dere to show dem a good time.I am joking ooo if you try am your skeletal go dey museum as d most stupendous Nigerian ever born.Dear I feel your pain but don't let dier evilness weigh u down,try and consume your anger with positive tinkin.It shall b well with you muah!

P.S- no go aso rockkk oooo
Madam wetin I go tell you now,all 365 days in a year na so so bone u dey bone.I no boko dey vex everybody but its kinda different in your case,cus I can't tell how angerfied you are sweerie.Oya take a pic of u smilling next to your angered face and post it,maybe it will convince me to run a campaign about DR90120 doing arse enlargement on NHS,don't u want a nikki minaj for free?.
Who is dis wall gecko,abeg enter forest joor msteeeew.If i vex use all d letters in my keyboard slap you, u go confess say u donate your brain give monkey nonsense
OsAnobuaaaaaaA guy u dey vex abi u dey high,I don't need to talk much wen you are bck to normality as in wen d Alcohol don coooleeee for your body,come back and read your grammar.Oh boi your post was all of over d place, omo u dey sleep type untop Okada skillful u are.I salute u o multitasker

Badosky talketh can we all have a group hug

modaforker, you must be mad.
Must u comment?
Sc.rew you

All these shd go in my diary bt it got lost yesterday, thank god for nairaland.
yeah men, i nid to let off some steam too.
I've been blaming myself too much these days, yeah i get it, i'm a bleep and i screwd up bt pple in my life gotta get some of the blame too.
f,u,c,k you bro for all the sh.it you did to me. You were all nice and sh.it, i dnt like that. I cnt deal wit a nice friend, i nid u to f,u,ck.ed up like me. I f,u,c,k.ing hate you. Then you tried to f,u,c,k my ex's sister, nigga are you mad?
Now on you mr, why do you trust me? I hate wen you ask me that questn, you break my heart. I knw you're prob. too dumb to notice but I f,u,c,k.ing hate you.
Now on you sissy. What the f,u,c,k do you mean by me being distant lately? Are you crazy? This is me being all nice, close n sh.it. You dnt knw sh.it abt me, you'll prob. be making the biggest mistake of your life if you dnt pull off nw. Well, i missd you though.
Now on you fool. Why do you like sc.rew.ing wit me? I gt it, your life su.cks bt that's nt my f,u,c,k.ing problem. Are you insane? The nxt time you try that sh.it on me, imma cut off your di.ck, you miserable f,u,c,k.
I'm sorry y'all.

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chocolate cake (largest size i can get)

welcome to lagos

cool documentary on lagos

let's review 'I hate valentine (2009)' or 'valentine day(2010)'
they are both cool

*hiss*

Pointless crap

understood

Whatever
go Bleep yourself

Mine is december 1

oga why u dey show urself now?

they dont calling it nepa against, it is call phcn

hissed.
_{moved to another trend}

download the sound driver from www.dell.com

thanks man. i will check my email right away

barack.