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Romance / Re: Valentine's Day Dilemma: I Met Her 3 Days To Val by Lilymax(f): 9:38am On Feb 13, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



That is the most foolish thing to do with money in the year 2020.

This is a new decade.
Maybe your own vision 2020 is to be a mugu money spender.
The wrongest time to fall in love is around Valentine because most motives are shrouded.

What is the aim of the dinner date?
To show her you are romantic,
Or to show her you are loaded,
Ot to warm your way into her canal,
Or just to be stupid?

In an age like this, no one spends that energy on a girl who agreed to go on a dinner date with them on a whole Valentine day even after just meeting them only 3days ago.

Because she is either cheap, broke, hungry, desperate or already into you.
Don't waste your energy or resources impressing such a person.

Use that money to buy an erotic movie, enough petrol for your generator, two sachets of indomie noodles and a packet of condoms.

Tell her that as a private person whose only wish is to spend every life's second alone with her where you can take in all of her graciousness without distractions, you'd prefer quality time indoors and that the best possible dinner on a Valentine day is a home cooked meal by her.

Make her feel you've fallen so she'd fall even more.

Seduce her and drill her like it is your last night on earth because that girl has only come to eat you and friendzone you later.
So eat her first.

If she stays, she stays.
If she goes, it was a memorable experience.
Life is a gamble so gamble wisely.
I weak for your level of reasoning. Better use ur head and not ur penis to think undecided
Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Son Saw Me Washing My Underwear And Said It's Girl's That Wash by Lilymax(f): 4:41pm On Feb 11, 2020
Shibaraba:
Movies.... Cartoons.... Stories..... Girls always do the chores. Use your washing machine often and allow him help while you're doing it. It should pan out.

Congratulations though, your son is an alpha male. Guide him well
Alpha male?? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Flaunts His 6 Packs In Miami - Pictures by Lilymax(f): 10:53pm On Feb 09, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

No six packs
Bunch of untalented Moda fuckkkers in the Nigeria music industry
Sometimes i go just dey vex for Nigeria songs and their artiste
That is why I dey always listen to song from people like Them weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
Preach bro

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Crime / Re: My Course Mate Is Missing by Lilymax(f): 9:23am On Feb 07, 2020
gunpoint:

Was he ever found?
No.
Health / Re: Man Vomits Stray Bullet Lodged In His Skull For Months by Lilymax(f): 7:49am On Feb 07, 2020
So in order to sweeten the story, they had to say that it was when he got to the same area that the bullet came out?
They must think we're fools. undecided

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Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Wife For My Girlfriend by Lilymax(f): 7:45am On Feb 07, 2020
papaejima20199:
This is my first time posting NL , although I've been reading a lot in the last few months . I'll try to be as detailed as possible. I don't even know if I'm asking a question, or advice, or what. I just have to get some things out of my brain.

I’m 36 and my wife is 32. we've been married for 12 years and have two children, twins age 1. I would say happily married. As in, we don't fight, , never any abuse of any kind, no major life disagreements. I love my wife. She is a great mother, a great provider for the family, and we make a great team when it comes to raising our kids. However, she leaves me feeling undesired. Sexually, just intimacy in general, not feeling wanted or desired, missing that flirtatious quality that we all enjoy in a relationship. Our sex life has been on a steady decline, honestly since we got married. Less and less and less every year, and yes, kids make that even more difficult (and provide very easy excuses)

About 2 years ago, I was close to cheating. There was a girl at work that I flirted with often. We started hanging out , and we always seemed to end up talking, touching innocently, flirting, but nothing ever happened between us. The feeling this girl gave me inspired me to tell my wife how I was feeling, what I was missing, etc. I told her how important sex was to me, asked her what I could change, or if she needed to change something. Her response was that she "just didn't really think about it like you do" and that she would try to work on it. Well she didn't work on it, at all.

The flirty girl didn't work with me any more, and I lost that "flame" with her and let it go, and went about life as usual. I've been working a lot of hours over the last six months. I fell into this flirty relationship with one of my coworkers 22 and we just would have a lot of fun with one another. Mad sexual tension. A few months back things happen and she blows me. Its great. Best sex of my life. We set up plans to meet up off work hours and we do.

My coworker is in perfect shape. Its like my perfect woman. I love the way she loves me. She appreciates me, she satisfies me, she matches my sexual drive, and even exceeds it. She is everything I was missing in life, and I'm as happy as I've been in a long time. She is also crazy about me which feels unbelievable. Its been a while since someone has just wanted me to be happy and wanted to please me. I now consider her my girlfriend.

I don't wish to hurt my wife. But I do wish to be happy.

I do not wish for my children to grow up in a home with divorce. I want them to grow up with myself and my wife still being the team we've been so far, doing equal parts to take care of them, and always be there for them.

I realize a lot of what I'm saying are things that can't go together. I want to be with my girlfriend, I don't want to hurt my wife, and I don't want my kids to suffer . I can't have it all. Now I feel stuck

I need help because I can't seem to go through with this alone, and I have no one close enough with the time and level of trust that I can confide in, so I would really appreciate it if you'd offer me some advice.

Thanks for reading
Speak to your wife about your sexual problems so you can both go and see a sex therapist. Your marital problem can be solved, easily. And stop cheating on her. undecided

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Family / Re: Don't Marry Me If You Won't Allow My Relations To Stay Or Visit Me. by Lilymax(f): 4:51am On Feb 07, 2020
AmTruth:
That's why I said that misunderstanding is inevitable, but women must learn to tolerate it for them to truly have a happy married life.
Not just women, you should also learn to tolerate her family.

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Travel / Re: How Has The Ban On Keke And Okada In Lagos Affected You? by Lilymax(f): 7:02pm On Feb 01, 2020
Ijaya123:


The scenario you described here is a regular thing in the street of New York.
Oga, what are u even saying? It's like you're used to a hard life. If i want to excercise, i can register at a gym, jog, or take walks, at my own convenience, not trek to work.

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Travel / Re: How Has The Ban On Keke And Okada In Lagos Affected You? by Lilymax(f): 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2020
Ijaya123:
We simply adjust our livestyle in view of the reality on ground.

Okada and Keke has made a lot of us lazy and lacking in any physical activities. I remember one small girl telling the parents that she doesn’t want to go to UK for vacation simply because of, according to her, “one will trek and trek and trek...”

People have simply forgotten the health benefits of regular exercise and trekking is one.

So let’s hit the roads.
Sure, hit the roads with your suit and briefcase when you're late for work. Excercise is different from trekking, stop kidding yourself.

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Sports / Re: Pictures Of Koby Bryant And His Beautiful Family As The World Mourns Him. by Lilymax(f): 8:38am On Jan 27, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Kobe cheated on this lady severally in the past and she stuck by him even during his rape trials.
I don't see the justification of him not trying to get a son elsewhere.

I just don't see it.
Clear and rewrite ur comment again, maybe then it will actually make sense.
Celebrities / Re: Grammy Awards: Burna Boy Loses To Angelique Kidjo by Lilymax(f): 8:05am On Jan 27, 2020
taylor89:
I'm happy Burna Boy Lost




Burna is a fellow Rivers Man but you'll never see him come out straight to boast or be proud of his state of origin


He will never win a Grammy
E go shock u

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Romance / Re: My Crazy Collection Of Dark Humor Pictures by Lilymax(f): 7:23pm On Nov 17, 2019
They're so hilarious. I'm worried that I found them so funny tho
Celebrities / Re: EME Signs Bbnaija’s Mike Into Management Board by Lilymax(f): 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2019
EME management board??
TF are they managing??
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Ekene Iwuoha 'Onitsha Fire Hero' (Photos) by Lilymax(f): 11:38am On Oct 18, 2019
PapaZeus:
Daniel of house ipob, the unburnt, first of his name, breaker of burning doors, saviour of barbecued people nd rightful heir to the throne of community chairman. long may he reign. respect
And what did he say to the god of death, "Not Today".
One glass of the finest wine from Westeros for you.

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Music/Radio / Re: Blackface Releases His Version Of 'African Queen' As 2face Fails To Credit Him by Lilymax(f): 9:08am On Sep 08, 2019
Minemrys:

gal, calm down. We all love 2face, but seriously, if 2face was the good guy as portrayed, he'd have settled this issue by n0w. Look at Mark zuckerberg for example. He settled this kinda case.
I know, but raining curses on someone without knowing the facts is why i lashed out at that guy.
Music/Radio / Re: Blackface Releases His Version Of 'African Queen' As 2face Fails To Credit Him by Lilymax(f): 7:55am On Sep 08, 2019
NwanyiOkpa:
Very Painful! Woe unto 2face
Shut up jorh undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Apple’s New Ios Will Make All Devices Older Than Iphone 6s Obsolete In THREE DAY by Lilymax(f): 5:21pm On Sep 07, 2019
So my 4S will now become useless abi Didnt I understand the post

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Sports / Re: 10 Rich Footballers In Nigeria And Their Cars (Photos) by Lilymax(f): 10:05am On Sep 04, 2019
Oya boys, download the pics, print them and use it as a wallpaper in your room. grin

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Travel / Re: 30 Feared Dead As Cruise Boat Burst Into Flame Off California Coast(Pics) by Lilymax(f): 3:50pm On Sep 02, 2019
More tragic news everyday undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Sir Dee Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by Lilymax(f): 8:22pm On Sep 01, 2019
KidsNEXTdoor:
Only fools watch this evil show


The reward for immorality
Shut your mouth jorh. Hypocrite.
angry
Health / Re: Slaymama Blocks Her Benefactor After Using His Toilet Without Flushing In #lagos by Lilymax(f): 3:53pm On Aug 29, 2019
doantah:
Video Of 2 NYSC Abuja Corpers For Having Sex In Kubwa Camp Boys' Hostel, Boasted

NYSC has decamped two Youth Corp members who are undergoing orientation at the Kubwa Camp after they were caught having sex at the Boys Hostel. According to our

source, while they were leaving, they boasted about it saying ‘the marathon continues

Watch download the video Of Her Here
Really?? You must think we're all stupid on this forum undecided

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Politics / Re: “I Was Beaten By EFCC Operatives” - Orji Uzor Kalu Denies Stealing Abia N7.2b by Lilymax(f): 5:18pm On Aug 27, 2019
See this "Lion" angry

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Education / Re: Students Seen Climbing Transformer Fence In A Bid To Cross Flood by Lilymax(f): 11:05pm On Aug 26, 2019
etcsines:
Hi, Lilymax, whats up?
I'm good, and u?
Romance / Re: If He Proposes To You In This Condition, Will You Accept? See Reactions (pics) by Lilymax(f): 5:51pm On Aug 20, 2019
RiyadhGoddess:
Yes I will say YES.
I will help him bring his dream to pass with the help of God.
He definitely knows what he wants from life, together we will both achieve that...
Read your signature
You gotta be kidding me lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Man Enters His Neighbor's Room, Beats The Wife And Later Carried Her To Hospital by Lilymax(f): 4:18pm On Aug 19, 2019
Enemyofpeace:
Buhari just dey make everybody mad for naija



I wish God could just turn me from a human bean to an Angel, I am sick and tired of being a human bean and leaving here with very wicked people.
Rip English cry

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Religion / Re: Benue Catholic Priest Passing Through Floods While Going For Mass by Lilymax(f): 11:54am On Aug 11, 2019
ngadaAwo:
Catholic the only true church of our lord Jesus Christ
Yeah, so true that the crusades were harmless preachings intended to convert non believers abi?? Don't say what you don't know.

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Politics / Re: Lies Of The "Rescued" Redeemed Pastor by Lilymax(f): 1:05pm On Aug 04, 2019
Adaibeku:





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...I made that statement , Their is curse to members and pastors ,
Try to know what lies in the foundation of ur churches, Oh Just Forget about investigating because powerful beings will end ur life with d speed of light anyways,

Check the life of enoch and life of jesus ,
As am talking to you oyedepo is being punished on earth ,thats his indulgence afterall..

Nnamdi who told igbos to stop going there ,do you think he is tribalistic ?
Opt out now u ar young ,b4 u ar condemned ...Christ is coming soon to judge our foolishness most especially!
I pity you
Politics / Re: Lies Of The "Rescued" Redeemed Pastor by Lilymax(f): 11:59am On Aug 04, 2019
Adaibeku:

Lol, no, i do not have a job, (I'm a student), let alone one given to me by The RCCG.
You don't agree with their behaviors or doctrine or whatever, thats fine, the issue i have is you stating that their pastors and members are suffering from generational curses. What criteria did you use to judge their "curse status"? And what level of spiritual sight do you have that made you conclude such? The word you used is just too heavy and the fact that you included their members into it is just not okay. Not one bit.













How blind people are ,he gave you a job right lilymax ? A job ! Wat a pity ...thats by d way
I wont even talk about christ's humility and Enoch's extravagant lifestyles ...christ is a God ,Enoch is a son of a native doctor ! Lily i wont tell you to open ur eyes no i wont! ...But know it only if only i had washed in my extract in virgin atlantic emerald restroom which will crash the plane(i will come out unscratch) and that will make me stronger next to enoch ,.but i said no still maintain my catholic
,I Hate it when people call this people men of god ,is an insult to my intelligence , Just 120 to 140 souls between me and ruling the world curing the blind ,raising up the dead ,Turning millions of petit demons into white & black husbands for ladies to marry , You lily will worship me like the goddess who solve that earthly peace people crave for ,Just minimum of 140 souls every 3years all is fixed
... Stay because thats wat puts food on ur table lily ,but check ur soul

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