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Politics › Re: Nigerian Police Officer Gets Drunk, Sleeps In Gutter [VIDEO/PHOTO] by lilytender: 11:25pm On Sep 09, 2017

rifasenate11:
this is the joke that this APC-led government has brought upon this country. we encounter stupid things each day.

Check your B.P., you may slump and die anytime because of your hatred for APC.

Romance › Re: Photo: See This Hilarious New "Scrotum Bag" Backpack In Town by lilytender: 10:12pm On Sep 08, 2017

Yeh! Jesu! Aiye mi, temi bami.

Politics › Senator Representing Twitter Constituency Suffers Humiliation On Twitter by lilytender(op): 6:43pm On Sep 08, 2017

"I am Ben Murray Bruce, I just want to make common sense" Senator seems to have been caught off guard as this no chill Twitter user hit our Senator below the belt.

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Politics › Re: Minister Reveals Secrets Of Buhari’s Work That Reversed Recession by lilytender: 8:59am On Sep 08, 2017

martooski:
Those children will definitely be a product of your father... am i right

Definitely you have no father because he has been used for money rituals.

Politics › Re: Minister Reveals Secrets Of Buhari’s Work That Reversed Recession by lilytender: 8:25am On Sep 08, 2017

Children of hate and anger who are also pigs and idiots from the republic of drugs and crime will not like this news because they are cursed with tragedies and misfortunes.

Politics › Re: Pro-Buhari Rally Staged In Abuja (Photos) by lilytender: 1:39pm On Sep 07, 2017

zurich1010:
Black people are useless especially Afonjas.

Ha ha ha ha grin

senseless people that used over three million stubborn Biafran goats, pigs and idiots for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970 while the lord of the Biafran pigs ran to Ivory Coast.

Crime › Re: Robbers Hijack Bullion Van On Asaba-Benin Road, Kill Police Escort, Steal N25m by lilytender: 12:41pm On Sep 07, 2017

Robbers steal 10 million naira, they are happy. Robbers throw 1 million naira to to the crowd while escaping, the crowd is happy. Bank manager reports that 25 million naira was stolen by robbers, the bank manger is happy. So, everyone is happy.

Politics › Re: Fayose Reacts To News Of Nigeria Being Out Of Recession by lilytender: 10:56am On Sep 07, 2017

sarrki:
Please who is he ?

An economist ?

Or what ?

He is a popular rabble rouser.

Family › Re: Sign Petition Against MBGN 30th Anniversary Say No To Tribalism In Nigeria ! by lilytender: 8:16am On Sep 07, 2017

Igbo girls prostitute more than girls from other tribes, same way Igbo men traffic hard drugs and do armed robbery more than men from other tribes in the world. So, seeing only Igbo girls in bra and pant dancing on the stage and sleeping with their grandfathers' mates in the name of MBGN is not surprising. From time immemorial, Igbo girls have been representing all the Northern states and several Western states in the nude show.

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Car Talk › Re: France To Ban All Petrol And Diesel Vehicles And Every Oil Products By 2040 by lilytender: 7:53am On Sep 07, 2017

So, our oyel people will start hawking their oyel in Lagos hold-ups like Gala and La Casera.

Business › Re: Budget: FG Targets N100bn From Islamic Bond, And by lilytender: 7:42am On Sep 07, 2017

pinkcottoncandy:
Buhari is slowly but surely carrying out his mission of islamizing this stupid country

Why does it have to be an islamic bond....

Why not FCT bond?

This will not take away the aim of raising capital to fund invisible projects.

When you finish with the islamic bond, make sure you also do the christanity bond

Economic mumu!!!

The Director-General of the Debt Management Office, Ms. Patience Oniha is a Christian, I think you should go and ask her, then you can go and die.

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Properties › Re: FG Must Take Over Empty Houses In Abuja And Sell Them - Obono-obla by lilytender: 1:15pm On Sep 06, 2017

BlackDBagba:
They have started again....

You are wrong. They haven't started again, instead they are continuing the on-going fight. The fight against corruption. Fight against the forces of darkness that turned you and I to internet trolls.

Business › Re: Naira Gains On Better Than Expected Economic Growth by lilytender: 8:26am On Sep 06, 2017

Bad news for enemies of the country from potopoto republic of drugs, robbery and general crime.

Politics › Re: Stella Oduah’s $1.5m London House Exposed By Sahara Reporters (Photos) by lilytender: 8:23am On Sep 06, 2017

LUGBE:
This useless write up, you have failed to show us Tinubus properties, atiku, obasanjo, danjuma etc

God will visit you people's home one after the other, wicked people

You have psychiatric problem. Sahara Reporters has reported properties own by Tinubu, Fashola, Fayemi, Buratai, Magu and several APC chieftains. But Saraha Reporters is not in a position to prosecute the looting elite. Why do IPOB support thieves, drug pushers, fake baby factories, ritualists? Are you cursed?

Politics › Re: Motorists Groan As Federal Roads Turn To Nightmares In Igboland- News by lilytender: 8:05am On Sep 06, 2017*

This news is a piece of shit, a big fat lie for that matter. Motorist cannot groan in Igbo land. All federal roads in Igbo land has been constructed by Goatluck Jonaddaft including the 2nd Niger bridge which Goatluck showed Igbos on the map. That is what the Igbos gain for supporting the ineffectual buffoon blindly for 6 years and giving him 95% of the vote in the last presidential election.

But, I don't trust the Afonjas, maybe Afonjas have gone to steal all the roads that Goatluck constructed in Igbo land grin

. You know there is nothing Afonjas cannot do with their juju. I will have to search through the Amala and Ewedu republic, maybe the Lagos-Ibadan expressway under construction was actually stolen from Igbo land. Maybe Afonjas also stole the 2nd Niger Bridge constructed by Goatluck Jonaddaft (PhD) and then Afonja went and set up the stolen bridge at Ikoyi and called it the Lekki-Ikoyi suspended bridge grin

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IPOBs are really pigs and idiots. If their lord and saviour Cownu Nnamdi said so, who am I to say otherwise? If you are expecting the people's general to fix your roads, then I am not sorry to tell you that you must all be stupid. You cannot work in UBA and expect First Bank to pay you salary. You are the foolish 5% that deserves nothing from the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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Christianity Etc › Re: There Will Be Disaster If Nigeria Is Not Restructured- Bishop Tunde Adeleye by lilytender: 3:29pm On Sep 05, 2017*

Paperwhite:
More reasonable Yoruba that knows the defective structure Nigeria is built upon are still speaking not like the cowards that made themselves eternal asslickers in order not to distort their slave-master relationship.

Look at this idiot, why didn't your brother the ineffectual buffoonGoatluck Jonaddaft and the puff-puff cheeked world bank house-girl Okonjo-Iwealla restructure when they were there? They only remember how to loot and share, while you remembered restructuring when you lost election and also lost errection.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Killed In India Over Biafra by lilytender: 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2017

SaiNigeria:
Anything to deride the Biafran course....

Ogbomosho media no longer reports the ritual activities characterizing her region

Your head is the next to be used for rituals.

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Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigeria 'officially' Out Of Recession! - NBS by lilytender: 12:38pm On Sep 05, 2017

OLADD:
Dude, this govt is the greatest enemy to itself. Nigeria went into recession largely because of the 6 months wasted on assumption of office contrary to their claims of corruption and plummetting oil price. The multiple exchange rates and banning of 41 imported items ; all contributed to the recession in the first place. This latest development shouln't be a surprise since the govt is gradually coming to its senses by reversing its own obnoxious policies.

So, government should continue to allow you to import tooth picks, Indian jollof rice, plastic plates e.t.c. I am sorry for you. If you are not glad that the economic is out of recession, you alone can go back to recession.

Politics › Re: The Exceptional Academic Records Of Nnamdi Kanu by lilytender: 12:24pm On Sep 05, 2017

ejilife:
Wow! Very rich. No wonder the Zoo officials trembles whenever NK roars.

Sorry, what is the education qualification (sic) of Hitler Buhari again? Can someone kindly remind me?

NEPA Certificate, that is what you children of hate and anger said he has. Yet he sent the drunk PhD holder with his dummy Architect deputy called Samboribodo back to their miserable villages. Why then wont he (Buahri) be able to send Cownu Nnamdi to he actually belongs, Kuje Prisons?

Family › Re: "Baby Cuddles Are The Best", Beautiful Photo Of Mark Zuckerberg With Baby August by lilytender: 6:04pm On Sep 04, 2017

TheLogicalMind:
Congrats to the man who Osewa will never equal.

Some people will never make it in life because of their anger and hatred towards other people. This miscreant poster is one of them. So, fucck you and go and die.

Politics › Re: Adeosun: 55% Of Nigeria’s VAT Is From Lagos by lilytender: 8:18am On Aug 02, 2017

ERockson:
The whole SE can not boast of 2% of the total VAT. I wonder which area they actually contribute to national growth in that region.

They contribute to the amount of dollars in the Nigeria economy by bringing in dollars from drug trafficking and kidnapping.

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Career › Re: Female Keke Driver Spotted In Enugu (Pictures) by lilytender: 8:03am On Aug 02, 2017

OgaBuhari:
Beautiful and hardworking igbo lady.
The lazy haters from the waste region won't learn from this nor find something meaningful to do with their lives.
they are busy eating amala and ewedu.

Are you alright?

Politics › Re: Osinbajo And APC Governors Land In Kebbi For Policy Synergy Parley (photos) by lilytender: 6:13pm On Aug 01, 2017

Earthquake1:
See as Rochas is parading as if he is the president of Nigeria.

He is playing his game well, he will get there one day, very soon.

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Celebrities › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman’s Shoes In These Photos by lilytender: 5:35pm On Aug 01, 2017

CAPTAIND5235:
This is what happens when the Lord lifts a man up and blesses him, His Haters will become so jobless to the extent of noticing his shoes..lol
Ride on pastor..God is on your side..

Daddy Frrezze is not jobless, I am not jobless either; yet we can confidently say that the guy is a FRAUSTER. So, go and die.

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Health › Re: Woman Who Lost 4 Children In Kerosene Explosion Runs Mad by lilytender: 1:55pm On Aug 01, 2017

sekundosekundo:
Welcome to Nigeria called Zoo by Nnamdi Kanu where natural death is a taboo.

Can we all see that type of nonentities in Biafrat?

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Education › Re: Almajiri Brutally Flogged In Kano For Too Much Roaming Around (Photo) by lilytender: 1:50pm On Aug 01, 2017

Rokaa:
It has everything to do with Islam.

The muslims abandoning their children in those schools are doing it for Islam, they believe those children are in God's care.

They think Almajiranci is the best way to acquire Islamic knowledge.

Since Islam created the system, let Islam abolish it, the poor must not be allowed to continue subjecting their children to cruelty in the name of education.

There are better Islamic schools that even the poorest can afford. N50-N100 a week per child for evening Islamic schools is affordable.

Do you see children roaming aimlessly on the streets of Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qartar, Oman, Libya, Morocco, Egypt? Nigeria produces almajaris not Islam. Now, you can go and die since Dubai, Kuwait, Qartar and other Islamic countries have refused you visa to work at Security man at their restaurants.

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Politics › Re: "Igbos And Yorubas Are Embarrasing Nigeria" - Verified Fulani Twitter User Says by lilytender: 11:58am On Aug 01, 2017

Kondomatic:
Says someone from a tribe that has the two most dangerous terrorist organization worldwide.

But, there are less Hausa/Fulani men in prisons all over the world for yahoo-yahoo and drug trafficking compared to Flattinos and Yoruba Demons.

Car Talk › Re: Tesla Unveils The World’s Cheapest Fully Electric Car At N11 Million by lilytender: 9:03am On Aug 01, 2017

cosby02:
What will now happen to our oyel

This oyibo people sef

You will start hawking it in Lagos holdups like Gala and La Casera

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Politics › Re: 3 Policemen To Face Trial Over Looting Of Jonathan’s Abuja Home by lilytender: 8:29am On Aug 01, 2017

The policemen did not loot. Rather, they went in to take what actually belongs to them. Mama Piss Sheppopo has over $20 million in her Skye Bank account, Diezani does not even know how much she has stolen. What about the Lagos lord Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi, e.t.c. But, the policemen cannot even afford three balanced meal in a day and they knew that their common wealth is being embezzled everyday. Now, tell me, if it were you, wouldn't you do the same? This is definitely not stealing and it isn't corruption either, it is just taking what belongs to you.

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