₦airaland Forum

BigDawsNet:
Look at you, so you will not swim again because of your grower?

You think going to swimming is because of only the fun?

You can be caught in a suitation where you will hav to swim your way back to life...

Goan find normal boxer.
. Not all does tight boxer...
Just normal old fashion boxers...
You can double it... and go for ur swimming...

And don't look anybody...face your life
It's not a crime to be a grower

Thanks boss!!

Maxxim:
Low esteem kee you there
Growers that kept ladies amused, they usually think it's some magic when baba rise.
Op is probably a teenager cos I find been a grower as a gift.

Guess you didn't read the part where I said even the erect size is just average.Nothing amusing there.

West2019:
Which state are you

I travel around.I have many bases.
But I am mostly in the south west.Why?

sparko1:
First question, do you swim alone, so how come its flacid, I for one know many fat ass ladies love to show theirselves on the beach, swimming pool, how can you be flacid when there are so many ladies, even a completely clothed one self, if I see when I am driving I have to control myself, and slow down to download the picture, that is what I think you should look into first.

Why will I be erect just by looking at ladies??

frozen70:
If you really love swimming, go for it but pad yourself very well that they won't even know if you have a dick or not

Ahn ahn hanty frozen.You want the poor thing to suffocate?

illuminutty:
You must be so insecure to give this a thought. Own your body and have the courage to accept what you cannot change. You didn't create yourself and you would have chosen your preferred size if you were part of the creation decision making process. So far the d1ck is healthy and can impregnate a woman, every other thing is secondary. Whoever says e no reach am is on their own.

Back in uni,in the hostel,guys do throw subtle jabs at me for my small manhood.It might be jokingly but it really gets to me.....more than enough to make one insecure.

DominionGreat:
This is pure wisdom coming from you.. I'll love the opportunity to be friends with you if you really don't mind..I think I like your personality already.

Werey dey flirt inside my thread.

Make fulani herdsmen catch you.

blazingblender:

To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

Una don start

Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

perestroika19:
All the cult groups actually do forced initiation don't let anyone of them deceive you but like you said it's rampant among SEC and Vikings. No wonder both groups are composed of petty and common thieves. This doesn't exonerate Aiyes too o, they are also bloody armed robbers

That's true!
In the SW,we hardly come across Vikings so I don't know their modus operandi.

Dorwadora:
The only time I said anything close to X-rated was on the sex on menstruation thread.... It does not count as much.... I don't have an escapades details on NL.

Dorwadora:
In my opinion No 3 and No 4 is a no no for me because it's an unsafe act. Especially if it's with a strange partner.

Apart from that I learnt that the pre ejaculation, that watery liquid that comes before the sperm is strong enough to impregnate a woman during ovulation.

It's 1 or 2 for me.

Dorwadora:
My partner is always willing to learn and know more about my body and my reproductive system.

After reading all those testimonies up there


I guess I'm lucky

X-rated but not explicit!

Kennyking1234:
which one be nursing mother? idg

A mother with her baby.
Their breasts often have milk...yummy

Dorwadora:
The only time I said anything close to X-rated was on the sex on menstruation thread.... It does not count as much.... I don't have an escapades details on NL.

Chill let me dig into your past for you

Twoclans:
Okay nahhh let me go and open legs for seunsiju to deposit his fertil sperm. Then I will submit my stomach to you.

You be character I swear

freshkpomo:

You dey joke? See for Benin here, police dey call Egede men tell them say them drop their name here o.. them go even give them other names when them want burst so them go alert them to move.. see, if he joined the dominant group in his state then it's not going to work like that. Police go even tell number one say nor worry make Una wait small because 4kup nor dey sour... Him fit take them 10 years but them nor go forgive you fir arresting them, na just one day them go sell you give rival and by then police go just count you join Cultism killings..


Police when you go report matter to, after them rin settle matter them go begin advice who you arrest say make him run from you even read your statement to am.

I know those people are bastards.

But anyone who wants to be free from the grips of cultism won't stop at any length.
Even if it's to petition OC anti-cultism.Even if it's to drag the whole NPF and IGP on twitter and tag them.
If it's south west, involve Amotekun corps or OPC.

Las las,na dem go tell the cultists say make dem free the guy.Afterall,no be him tell you say hin wan join.Na una forcefully bam am.
Na SEC dey do this kain thing.

Twoclans:
Did he say he pulls out ?
That guy deposits everything inside , nothing concerns him with pulling out.

He does not even know abortion can lead him to jail in Nigeria.He is asking the girl to abort,something that could have been prevented.

Abortion is illegal only on paper same way india hemp smoking is.

If you want to abort today, I'll do it for you.
I'm not a doctor nor a nurse but I'm willing to practice what I learnt on youtube.

Dorwadora:
I don't think I have such diary on NL.... Like I said earlier I've embraced celibacy. ... So.... Have a good day sie

Nah not a diary.

But all those "My lover likes to .....","My lover does......"
And they're all x-rated.

Dorwadora:
So are you saying you can not last month without sex?

I'm saying you not me.

I do read about your sexcapades with your lover.

Fuckaniza:
Ikr? E dey always gimme joy to just suck, and sometimes I motorboat it, then tittyfuck... I do a lot with boobies in more ways than just sucking broski. .

Ha!
No wonder there are no female angels in heaven.Na because of people like you on judgement day

seunsiju:
Still battling with one unwanted pregnancy ,expected to be a father soon, Read https://www.nairaland.com/6980702/over-girlfriend-pregnant
Another girl is pregnant for me and his parent insist on no abortion
Why i'm so fertile like this, Wheras i already had a year old boy, second pregnancy is now like 4 months, new one is now a month pregnancy
Three expected children in a space of three years is too much for me to handle, tho i'm financially bouyant, all thanks to crypto
Advise on what to do, i don't want any more child !!i hate using condoms
Pls no insult!!!

Don't you have knife at home?
Cut the preek.

Dorwadora:
I embraced celibacy about a week ago sir.... No contraceptives for me sir.

It's just like someone battling with an addiction that keeps finding himself in it.

As long as you have a lover,if you don't knack next week latest,you go give me 10k.

Fuckaniza:
Swears Broski, local man can relate..had one experience a few daiz back, was jejelly sucking dotun's bobee when her fone rang.. she even saved the bf's number with "my true love" (with the heart emoji in place of Love) .. mumu guy was professing luh on one end, me just dey suck bobee.. she con even position my edd well like you would a new Born baby .
E be tinz jere.

I understand grabbing boobies.But sucking boobies is just like sucking pure water you didn't cut open.Except a nursing mother sha.

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

Alaigbo??
No wonder you no too wise like that.

Gloccz:
why create a new account
Jobless idiot
Like say e go fetch you some pounds Lol
Go and get busy bloody rogue
Put your real picture make I see your face cloning account for the fear of Evil Lol

Is your own real picture uploaded?

You run your mouth hand too much for a man.
Kiddo slide off.
I have no reply for you anymore.

Gloccz:
See this idiot that just joined not up to 30 mins
You sef wan form keyboard bandit Lol
I said it - most people on nairaland are bitter souls
Can’t you see it’s typo error? Look at this filth
Lol get lost ! sick Nitwits here and there
Am I the reason behind your failure
So because I refused to send you money Lol
well, Na your money gram pay slip below Thick fool
Unfortunate werey Lol

Hey small boy,those who haven't seen plane in real life are usually the ones bragging about being abroad.

I have been here as a guest for a while but you made me create this account.
Mention me whenever you see plane for the first time in your life.

Omshausgdhdjsgs:
Omor bro not b say man never think of relocating o,Infact as dem cal lastly I lamba say I dey one state for North,Stil Dey com sti Dey call Dey gimme update if area cast,e nor let me tell dem directly say me nor Dey dis one wey una Dey cox who Dey cal my digit self I nor know m but na person wey hold position to dey pass information na Dey always cal my digit almost everyday com b like dem nor blv my lamba say I mor Dey town….Okay bro I nor wan too talk much about myself,I b graduate wey b work e Nysc com e state as ghost corper…Funds not Dey hand too even travel go new state go start life….My fear na say mk me nor cast for area bcox one guy dey yan me say I fit done cast me myself nor go know cox na person go tel person wey go tel another person and rumour dey say fight dey town….Me never folo dem wakka once after that ill fated night I nor fall out again but my fear na say mk e nor b say enemy don mark me wey nor know anything down….I just pray God change my financial position soon,Omor to hell with Nysc straight up to Abuja …..


My life lesson never keep friendship with any cultist,immediately ur friend join unfriend m if not u go fall into my position some day…My guy did VIP bamming for me e com sti get mind tel me say I suppose thank m base on love






I had to change my sim and destroy the old one wen one faithful evening I get call dem Dey tel me score say mk I stay low(abeg mk nobody ask me question about that)…Omor as dem tel me score say mk I Dey stay low and I was like who know me,me wey una force wey nor Dey follow waka that anger and fear made me break my sim…..I for go more in details but some paddy wey know me dey Nairaland… Abeg I b Dey try distort some information to avoid trace but I wan correct something I m done with my Nysc late feb,abeg anyone wey get job connect (Management science’s from a federal university,with a second class upper)for AbJ mk e update me mk I use that means as avenue tae jakpa live dem for d scores wey dem Dey count…..And dis particular friend sti Dey canvass with passion and soft tune voice say na light e Dey show me

Go police state command,report your number one.
Dem go carry am sign undertaking.No be to harass am or anything.

To correct your image,start to dey dey religious.

Your fvck up:
After that night,you suppose throwaway your niggas hand.You dey give am chance to dey follow you yarn dust.
You suppose show am say na mistake hin make for bringing you in.

If you relocate,dem go send signal reach the people for Abj say one of their brothers don arrive.And you must to identify with them.

Gloccz:
meanwhile, I work and earn my sweet Aussie USD with the same incorrect English here. Have you ever tasted mint $$$$$…. I WILL BLESS YOU OUT OF THE ABUNDANCE $$$$ I earn with my incorrect English , NIGERIAN ROACH

See your life.And you claim to live in Australia.