₦airaland Forum

SIMPonPatrol:
Nigerian ladies are the best

Go and make money first and you will know this is true

If I need money to get naija girls, it means they're going to be with me cos if the money.

falcon01:
this particular image is as a result of not taking care of it. Put relaxer, Wash it with shampoo apply hair oil and brush it.

Same with what others here too said.
But what type of brush will I use? I used my hair brush(the type they use to shine a polished shoe), it was harsh on my face and didn't give the desired result.

Aaaaarghmed:
That means you hair must have a very thick density.u gatz dey apply relaxer.take note,after relaxer don expire ,e go roll into balls again

Relaxer no go pepper my face?

falcon01:
The image is not yours so how can we analyse your own? Show your own let's see some are hereditary some are due to not maintaining the hair.

Use the image to drop your advice.
Mine is exactly like the one in the image but I always shave it off before it grows that much so as not to look unkempt.

Iamicekid:
Apply relaxer once after that always shampoo daily and apply beard oils and brush or comb daily

Thank you.
But what kind of brush can I use?
I used my hair brush but it was too hard on my face and didn't do the job sef.

BigDawsNet:
Shave it off bro..

If you still hustling.. dere is no point keeping breads as some people that may want to help you may have wrong impression about your lifestyle...

If you are a baller with comfortable account... den I guess you should keep it and dress it very well... if possible order facial hair cream online

It's not like I'm planning to keep a full beard. I don't just want my face to look bald. It makes me look like a kid.

I'll look towards getting the facial hair cream.

GODPUNISHALABI:
Which 1 be apply relaxer? U for first ask am if the idiot no get comb for house

It's too little to comb. If I leave it till I can comb it, I'll look rough till then.

Lastly, your papa be idiot.

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I don't know if this is the right section to post this.

Ever since I started growing facial hair, I've been shaving it off. Now I feel like keeping it but I can't because it looks like the one in the image below.
Any solutions please?

NB: The image is not mine.

Lordbinsmar:


you see 30M save for Europe you no happy. How many Nigerians get 1 Million naira for their account after 20 years of their life?

Which part of Nigeria you dey bros?

Over here, boys in their early 20s are ready millionaires.

Come island first.

Blitzking:
She deserves what she got..oau is for learning and culture...guess she attended one ajebo secondary school.

Wrong narrative.

The student is a "He". He entered the wrong class and went out immediately he discovered.
The lecturer thought he came to mark attendance for another student of that class who wasn't present.

He was called back and charged at. The lecturer normally resented guys with dreadlocks so it further compounded the student's woes.
The lecturer sent for a security and the student tried to make a phone call.
It was what made the lecturer to tell the student to switch off his phone but he refused and was assaulted.
Now the department is threatening the students for recording their lecturer while assaulting a student.

Source: That is my friend's class(elect elect part 4). And I'm a member of SUG.


officialwdhtv stop peddling false narratives. Na the School management send you to do damage control abi?

1Sharon:
Who is sticking to you?

I guess Nigerian women only date/marry each other then, bih!

Towma:
I hope you men praising her know that American women don't tolerate cheating like Nigeria women? You cheat once, you're out.
And they don't believe in submission or obedience in marriage.
Na joint rulership, feminism style 🤣

You can't be with such woman and cheat, you'll be too contented to look outside.

Nowadays, how many Nigerian women are submissive in marriage?

I'll take the lesser evil abeg

1Sharon:
It's the same reason Moldovian or Guatemalan women aren't being praised.

Who is the world more familiar with? Nigerian women mainly stick to Nigerian men and don't bloviate about wanting to taste all kinds of men

Why stick to us mainly since y'all complain so much about us?

Do people still ass lick naija girls?

I'd rather ass lick a 92 year old American grannie on wheelchair

1Sharon:
Do you qualify? Fossils na your level.

It's a faceless forum after all. Keep assuming.

1Sharon:
Peace of mind 🤣

Travel first.

Any fresh off the boat immigrant is usually single. Nigerian men and women. Don't you remember how your comrades were creating threads on how they become incels once they travelled?

Bro I'm not your average Nigerian. Tell that to Nairalanders who have never owned an international passport before.

WriterNig:
@Mrs Savvy tweeted;


White women too fine abeg. God dey create. ❤️ ❤️

1sharon
This one is not a fossil afterall😌

1Sharon:
Our fossils? 💀


If they really respected you, they'd give themselves to you at their prime, not when they're fossilised and crystallised with nothing to offer but powdered eggs.

In life, everybody gets in where they fit in. And 'fossils' were all you qualified for.

Fossils can give me papers, properties, and peace of mind. They can't cheat.
What can Nigerian women give?
This is why Nigerian women abroad are single to stupor.

bukatyne:
You sound like a clown right now.

Ever heard of garbage in, garbage out?

Those of you moaning about your positive experiences with white women and poor experiences with black women do not realise that it is a function of the energy you brought into those relationships.

You expect a woman you treat with enough love and respect to be same with the one you treated with disrespect and loathing.

Isn't that ment?

There is a correlation between the energy you put in relationships and the outcome, but it is a not so strong correlation.

There are men who love their wives dearly, respect them, but the wives never reciprocate because she's one of the bad Nigerian wives.
Infact, she can even stop loving her husband just because she saw a man with more money.

White women aren't like this. If they love you, they love you. I believe this is part of the point OP made.

Persephone1:
Ingrates you say, taken at least these women aren't kicking you out of your homes or stabbing you over being possessive

Don't come here to shout justice for Linsar when you jam wetin pass you. That's if you are outside Nigeria self and the closet you have been to a "white" woman is not facetime.

Most Nigerian men who fall victims of their white wives were at fault. You are in a country where things work: you can't hit women, you can't be caught cheating and go scot free, you can't be a lazy man just because she is independent and many more.

Even you claimed not to be interested in marrying a Nigerian man. You are a big hypocrite(alagabagebe ni e)

Jovialjune1:
See pride in low self esteem

The bolded, you mother follow join abi?

In the days of our mothers, Nigerian women were good. That was why their marriages mostly lasted longer.

At least, a fossil will give me papers(ticket to a better life). But if you take a Nigerian woman abroad, enrol her in nursing school, once she settles well, she becomes your boss and the man of the house.

See what that Kogi doctor did to Dr Olufunmilayo(YourFavOnlineDoctor) in UK. He hadn't even married her yet o!

Kajaard:
Are you saying white women are better than black women? Your inferiority complex reeks to the high heavens. Pathetic.

Women are not same everywhere. Even Ghanaian women and Nigerian women are not same, talk more of Nigerian women and white women.

She was comparing white women that will split bills with a man on a date WITH Nigerian women that will pack all her friends to come and "chop his money". Is that not ment??

cc Biglittlelois

bukatyne:
@bold:

Is that so? But if a Nigerian woman suggests same, it becomes a sacrilege

Because Nigerian women are different from white women.

Skyview01:
I can't marry a white no matter the qualities above. Most of our Nigerian men are like slaves to these white women.

The men wash the plate, cook the food and clean the house and can easily get divorced if they stop doing any of the above.

No good food at home to eat except you prepare it yourself.
Sex.
The Nigerian lady is not adventurous and want the guy to do everything. The white lady will take over during sex and are more open, expeessive and communicative during sex.

That is all they have to offer mostly but, the white skin is so light that you practically feel nothing on your d*ck during sex compared with our black women with thick and luscious kini that is capable of better grips.

The sex is overrated with the whites and the love is always conditional.
The white lady sex is overrated and you will get tired eventually.
I will take the black lady seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

Do not quote me to ask details as I do not have real life experiences, I only have my vivid imaginations.

They will also block your family members from visiting or having access to you.

Reason the whites have a high divorce rate.

The emboldened says a lot.
Try white women and see if you won't come and erase your post.

Let me touch on the cooking and cleaning aspect.
If you and a white woman are doing 50/50 finances, it translates to all other aspects of the marriage i.e babysitting, cooking etc.
But if you are doing 100/0 finances like a traditional naija marriage, she'll handle the chores 100% while you'll handle the the finances 100%.

Tip:
Get you a white woman that loves you more than you love her. Let her be the one to pester you about marriage.
She'll show you love to the moon and back.

pocohantas:
White woman has a boyfriend and still wan knack Naija guy.

Naija guy: White women are straight forward. They are open with their sexual expectations. They can just knack you and go. No fake love. #TeamForeignGirls

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Naija girl has a bf and wants to knack Naija guy.

Nairaland guy: Nigerian women are oloshos. Borehole pùssy. I pity who marries these ones. They can fck for indomie and egg.

Another Nairaland guy: Which indomie? Useless girls with itchy pù**y. They must want to knack.

Another Nairaland guy: Then when they are evenings newspapers they will go to Shiloh. Naso one wan trap me enter marriage. I just dey fu** am. Mumu dey wait for ring.

Yet another Nairaland guy: Once I leave Nigeria, nothing fit make me date Naija girl again. Useless entitled oloshos.

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Dearest Naija women, this too shall pass.

Did you just compare white women with Nigerian women?

You fall my hand🤧

Modified:
People quoting me and jumping into conclusions, are you okay?

Persephone1:
Okay...

All these goodness yet our Nigerian brothers either go back to Nigeria to marry or they end up with fossils.

No problem, when you are done deceiving yourself you will move away from your magic mirror.

Go back to Nigeria to marry a woman that will do you the way that female doctor did to Dr Olufunmilayo(YourFavOnlineDoctor or so sha).

Our fossils are way better than the ingrate of a Nigerian woman.

Ishilove:
This is one side of the story. Let us hear the other side.

Be that as it may, why will you make your family sell their business if you know you have no intention of setting them up with another?

The father too should have made sure she had a concrete plan for him before selling. Abi did he intend to live off his daughter's new found wealth for life??

Which other side do we want to hear again?
Someone that quarrelled with the interviewer that tried to confirm and hung up.

I'm thinking the parents weren't good to her at some point and she's doing payback.

labake1:
A man's money is OUR money
A woman's money is HER money

Gen Z feminists are not to be taken seriously.

Chinamanda Adichie would be disappointed in them already.