₦airaland Forum

Elock1:
as in ehn.. Pikin way fine likr that... He is just pained sha.. Maybe he is related to the said Justin.

even the Korra fine scatter, person wey just born few months ago come get this kind body... though I'm not her fan , she's to wild for my liking.

Nigeriafirstlad:
Trashy fellow, check the meaning of a married woman.

shutup, she do pass Ariana grande, or Kim k?

CSTRR:
So Nigerians are richer than the Chinese?


Do you know what China do to thieves?

oga rest I'm not talking about this particular post...was just replying the other guys comment of being proud of owning a 500 watch.

meobizy:
If it’s not a smart watch then the money was utterly wasted. Who cares how much a watch is other than fellow watch watchers (pun intended)? Watch na watch. My wristwatch was purchased for five hundred naira yet it has served more than eight if not ten times its price tag. To justify the money spent on that fancy timepiece, it has to go down at least four branches of his family tree — highly impossible since Nigerians are quick to discard things.

do away with this poverty mentality else you'll die a poor man....

siofra:
Shut up there!

What is more wicked and evil than this on this earth?

STFU , how u sure it was not her female friend that planned this...

Shalommy:
Start wetin huh

start una jealousy talk na... beautiful woman like that, with such lovely dress....una de still find fault for her looks, women!....smh

RightToReject:
Yeah, boy, I am the chief simp of the universe, and I wear it with pride. Unfortunately, we are not going into extinction anytime soon. Now scram and direct your further mention to small-minded elements like you before I change my mind and descend on you.

Bumpkin!

you are a very stupid person....even if he did wrong , is it right for her to chase him out of his own house?...wtf ....how are u even sure it's not just some minor argument or little quarrel that caused this...

RightToReject:
As much as I do not hold a brief for her; yet, I know that the fact that she was caught on the scene meting out this act on him does not automatically mean that she is the original instigator of whatever accumulated problem they have that resulted in this and the bad person between them. If the guy had subjected her to emotional and psychological abuse, he deserves what has befallen him; if he is innocent and the true victim, however, he surely has my sympathy. In their innermost selves, they know between them what happened and who wronged who; unfortunately, such truth might be suppressed forever.

seriously,men like u deserve de**h,your kind is making life so hard for men...imagine the rubbish u just typed...dea*h to fucking simps!

Chrisog:
Last 2years was hell for me as a working class after graduation. Since I made up my mind to hustle physical business and forget about goverment work,my story changed. Between March this year till now, I earn 1million naira and above. Some Months 750k n above depends on the market. Funny of it all is that I do my business in one remote village in Taraba State, cost of living is extremely low.

what business .

Karrtel:
Be like you wan chop bottle, as your head fine u no like am? Ikwerre girls go use bottle tattoo your head ehn

na y I talk say their love de dangerous, cos if u break their heart,them fit kill u easily...girl wey put bull nose ring , if she speak Pidgin like this, na so so street slangs u go de hear...oh boy,I Japa from her,but she no wan leave me o....my conscience no allow make o block am

Josephjnr:
See wahala. I hate wrong accusations with all my body organs,especially my kidneys. Let's hope she actually did it. I can curse a whole generation for this kind of thing. However, she might be having hereditary kleptomania.

u must be a fool to believe this post, isn't it obvious this is those defamation post from loan retriever?...no be naija u de again?

Datboredberri:
I'm broke af! Feeling kinda sad last night... Pms... Decided to go out to get something sweet to snack on...

No money with me, had to withdraw... Went to a pos... Told him to give me #900... Wasn't sure how much I had... He tried... Insufficient funds... Okay? I told him to give me #800... He tries again... This time, some people have joined us... I asked if the transaction was successful... He whispered 'yes'... I'm wondering, 'why the fu** is he whispering'

He gave me the money... Folded the notes... And I realized he was doing so so no one else would see how much I had withdrawn...

He didn't want me to be embarrassed...

I think it was a sweet thing to do... But these days I don't just give a fu**...

Have you ever lost #200? The heartbreak... The trauma... The 'I wonder who has it' thought that plagues you throughout...

Withdrew #800 and I felt like a big gal... Still do...

your monicker really suits you.

dollytino4real:
U really no sey men prick no cost compare to dat cockerel

Kai ,lol.....all these nairaland women,wetin be una problem

Omo, e get one ikwere girl wey de disturb my life for pH, very fine girl o, we only met once when I was in school, umuahia...since then this girl no one give me space now wet I de lag,girl wey fit give up to 15 missed call , sense no go tell am say I no want am again,make she freee....the girl de beg say make I come her side,for eleme junction ...so as I de,I go leave lag go pH cos of woman,I de mad?...lol...rivers girls like hookup,but if them love u, them go love u to the end, and sometimes e de dangeriou...

shantti:
I normally go to any random Depot, if I see any truck laden with goods in any of the depot, I normally beg the manager to let me help and do the offloading.

The first time I offloaded cartons of bottle water was very embarrassing. There is a way the boys normally stack like 12 cartons on their backs and carry at once. The madam asked me if am sure I could do the work, I said yes, she asked if I could stack 12 cartons on my back the way the boys were doing it, I said yes(ive never done it before oh). She said I should stack let her see. Every one was watching me, I arranged 12 cartons and tried to lift with my back. I crashed to the floor with the entire cartons falling on me and all over the place. Every one burst out into laughter. The madam was like abeg abeg abeg u have to go, this isn't your time of work, you don't look like people that do all these harg work. Abeg just go. I wished the ground would just open and swallow me.

I begged her for a second chance, if I couldn't do it this time, I would go. She agreed and asked me to stack again. I begged one of the boys to show me how it's done. He showed me how to bend the back and place my hand underneath the base of the cartons.

I arranged another 12 cartons and did as the boy instructed, it worked but I could not move. It was too heavy, large veins stood out of my forehead, I tried and tried and I started to move slowly, it was too heavy. Luckily I made it into the warehouse where it was been stored. My hands were shaking , I couldn't see well, headache set in. But I persisted and offloaded every thing with them. I was paid a paltry #1700 like everyone else. I used it buy stew ingredients and eat.

the hustle is real boss..God no go shame us.

nairavsdollars:
Tinubu will rather lose presidency than lose Lagos

very true

FERNANDEZISBACK:
How am I supposed to explain your nonsensical juju nonsense when it doesn't work?

answer his question, do u have a job?

Op you are very stupid o..so food is your problem eh...u see nothing wrong in recruiting 50m youths just for army eh, u are a very stupid, shameless person...

budaatum:
It is a pity that in 2022 you would be clamouring for agbado and cassava that you should very easily be able to plant for yourself in your own backyard instead of constant electricity, security, opportunity to earn your daily bread, good roads and enough money to buy a brand new car instead of 10 year tokunbo that is aloku oyinbo.

Many others are not content with the crumbs of agbado and cassava. They aspire for a lot more than agbado and cassava and are willing to labour Obidiently for more instead of waiting for tinubu to give them crumbs while he eats the main course

You too deserve more, you just don't want to labour for it yet.

as in eh,the guy is very stupid ...very senseless guy, to him food is the ultimate.

Alexgman1:
So its a taboo for a woman to beg 4 sex after many years of been celebate.

lol you are so naive, so u believe she has been celibate all these while?..omo, your mumu too much .

thebosstrevor1:
Do you drink Kings oil in your house.

You spent almost half of your budget to buy Kings Oil

And you are here complaining about what you bought with 8k

the thing tire me.

chatinent:
Uncle met you. He said he wanted to marry you within four months while in Nigeria.

You said no. You said it was too early. You said you needed to know him better. You didn't even give him a timeframe as to when you think it's possible. No wahala.

Uncle travelled oversea. Some 24 months later, you are feeling insecure about what he'll be doing with ladies there and wants to settle down. Uncle is pissed off because he feels he had asked you before the abroad plan and you rejected because you wanted to seek God's info, but now he is abroad, you are certain he relocated from one estate in heaven.

Hanty, so you no know say man wey tell you e wan marry after three months of dating has no time for the long dating waiting process...and fit don marry within two years?

I know you didn't want to agree then so you wouldn't look cheap or desperate, but how can you look cheap then! No bi him suggest am? No bi him meet you? Una Naija girls tho. If you no fit marry am you tell the person, no bi say it's too early. It's too early for marriage but not too early for dating for two years? Na diploma? Na this same “I don't want to look cheap and desperate” don make Bisola turn 49 and all her prayer points don bi “God when.” Of course, because society has time to remember every lady out there unmarried and getting overripe.


Person propose to you, you reject am. How dare you propose now? You get mind o.


I no dey force you into marriage but if you mah know say he is marriageable, by now una for don marry with kids, probably with him overseas.


NOW, THAT'S YOUR OWN STORY. HERE'S WHAT I THINK HAPPENED:

You didn't want to marry him while in Nigeria because he seemed broke to you!

Na as you hear US later, oil begin commot your body.

You ladies are funny sometimes. You need revelation from God for six months to know if a not too wealthy guy is for you but a rich man is the answered prayer and your opportunity comes but once...and you feel the rich guy has no common sense? You feel he doesn't feel he is doing you a favour?

A lady who says she is not ready for marriage then that is now disturbing for marriage is actually inviting sb to use and dump her. If you say you aren't ready for marriage then, keep quiet until he asks again. Repeatedly saying it is suspicious abeg.

To me, dating is for marriage straight-up. Since I don't cheat, I no get time to come dey share girlfriend with dick-hungry Nigerian wild guys. Now imagine the girl disagreed and I come travel from that location she come dey yarn okoto later. No nah.

If you wanted to end it, you would have...na the abroad string wey dey make am difficult for you.

Believe me, if the true story is that you rejected his advances while in Nigeria but are now eager for marriage while he is abroad, you have been dating yourself....and will continue to be used by him...yet the one thing about you that will relocate abroad will be your imagination.

Uncle is now woke and has realized that after all, you aren't bringing anything to the table. I know you'll say you are the table. Well, you don't have table manners.


Please break up with him.
I have no option for peace.



Sorry, I don't mince words.
Have a nice century.

God bless u for this reply bro...

cococandy:
It seems your brain is located in your foot.

Meanwhile save your energy and use it to beat the men who generalize women.we don’t find you triggered when men do that. But here you are vibrating because you think the poster is someone you can physically beat up. Are you not ashamed of your hypocrisy?

Xtupid post.

shut up bitch,....do u think it's because of this particular post I reacted this way, idiot, if u feel pained why not hug transformer,do I fucking care?...did I mention u here?...mumu girl..it's your likes that actually deserves rape, u and the said lady ...since u feel all men are rapist,may u be raped to death very soon,nicompo!.

cococandy:
You think the appropriate reaction to this is to beat the person talking about it but not the actual rapist? Got it

perhaps the beating will reset her brain, now I understand why men go physical at times on women...what man can tolerate such woman no matter his gentleness...at first,I taught she's just wan attention seeker catching cruise,but this is getting too much , like it's no longer funny...if u hate men, that's your business,but u generalizing men with all negativities and rape, and always posting it on a popular blog like this is uncalled for,ppl like her would corrupt young girls visiting this forum....so yes, she deserves beating (discipline)

FutureIsFemale:
Men will always be men. Anything with a hole they would always want to insert their rusty sticks.

A pregnant woman in Labour for that matter.

This rapist gender would rape animals, babies, adults just anything with hole.. May God help us

serioy,u need serious beating,this is no longer funny..what's all this na ....this is getting out of hand..

Angelfrost:
That's not my business...

I'm more concerned about how much Elon Musk will be paying his personal lawyer.

In short.... How wealthy might his personal bodyguard be?!!

exactly what came to my mind..

cococandy:
Bunch of ediots

lol, why do I find your ranting so funny , it's kind of weird...u really can't do without we men huh?

Candidlady:
God will punish all the men in this world

No one is blaming the killer.. just to tell you how sick these genders are


Fuuuulish beings

give it a rest bitch .

Chukabiz:
Most women are usually comfortable with whatever they are paid and they stay on the job for a very long time but Men are never satisfied with their earnings. Men always need better pay and sometimes when it's not forth-coming, they stop doing the Job with their heart and start looking for another. Women are easily controlled.

best Answer so far.

It happened twice and the funny thing is that both girls bears the same name..the first one,I was in 400l , me and my guy decided to go for hunting , it involves toasting up to 5_10 girls for that evening hoping that one of them is a "psycho" lol, not really a psycho o, I meant girls that can give sex easily,at least within 3 days u can get sex from her, such girls don't need ya money , they are just easy lays , that's why we call them "pysho"...I met this girl in the girls hostel, we talked and I collected her number, she said I should flash her which I did...the next day which was Sunday, in the morning, arround 10 am..this girl called that I should come pick her up , I was like why, she was like I'm I coming or not, omo na so I rush go bring am come my room...cooked noodles for her, then we started gisting, I never intended to sex her that day cos I wanted to take it slow...only for this girl to make a move on me and , the rest is history...the second one hmm, lemme not talk about it

Datboredberri:
Smh...

no wonder u don't like redpill guys...u prefer effeminate men u can easily manipulate or subdue