₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:
You should probably go back to your old lifestyle as it seems you aren't really interested in learning what is in fact stated in the Bible. A smart debater would actually spend time educating himself on the topic at hand rather than ask questions for noise's sake.

you aren't making any valid point here, you are just trying to sound woke , which apparently looks very lame...give it a rest already, will you?

ednut1:
Pele. 5,500 last time I came to 9ja

wow..where in naija...this one make sense o..

Jennyclay:
True Love
Sex
Money

If a man can't satisfy me with these 3 things I listed, I will leave the relationship/marriage. Biko, I'm speaking for myself. I don't know about others.

but , but I taught u don't need any man at all, remember all men are evil according to u, or u are just so high on drugs that y don't know what u are saying again

backnbeta:
Sounding wicked with all the stupid redpill nonsense definitely makes you less of a man! Unfortunately, you guys have mother's and sisters! Now I know truly that men who hate women are those with warped upbringing

redpillers aren't rapist apologist, those useless guys trying to blame the victim are not redpillers....the redpill doesn't teach such nonsense...

Mikespecialone:
She later allow him gets his way in

guy, u really Bleep up...if u don't know what to say, y not shut your gutter mouth..must u say something..

obedience4:
Common dude, everyone with is own opinion,
I said she has more sense than you, so be it. That's my own opinion my own take..
Take it as it is..
You don't have to be insult, life will be more sweet if we don't insult each other and let peace reign,we are all piece's of puzzles in life game, why can't we live in harmony and stop the insults..
anyway with that been said you are a big fool.

what kind of useless simp are , did u read her comment at all....why does nairaland not have a block button self .

Jennyclay:
Men are evil

Rip to the departed soul.

give it a rest already, will you?..don't let hatred kill y

obedience4:
Don't you think there is more to life than nairaland,
I can confidently say she has more sense than you.

who's this idiot...lol, obviously u don't know her, that's why u are speaking gibberish...fucking sissy...don't mention me again if u don't want to be unfortunate.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Some persons god.. dude always has this bad energy surrounding him.. this should serve as a lesson to wannabe redpillers/women haters..

Set of clowns who won't stop wailing about women this and that..
All he does is deceive his gullible followers.. well they are mostly kids.. I don't expect much from them..

Just look at things hes said online..as well as beating women.. grooming girls into doing sex work.. and has been reported saying that Romania's minimal laws on sexual assault are "40% of the reason" why he moved there. I think hes a misogynist and low key rapist..

Considering he defends a rapist known as Harvey Weinstein..saying his victims deserved it...That alone is enough for me to say his a misogynist. All of his fans have one thing in common: they’re insecure narcissists, just like him...
Spits...

so you're back from exile, don't worry I assure u, your next ban will be over 600 years, since u don't want to have sense.

Parachoko:
This matter for here no b matter of "Fear NSIT ATAI WOMEN". Ladies all over the world dey do this.

I no dey pity any man going through this kin issue. To do DNA for pikin you dey train no go cost you reach ₦1m, but una no go gree.

When dem dey shout say make men
go dey do DNA, you no gree go do.

Men should go for DNA if them pikin no resemble them abeg. Even if nah your wife the pikin look like, still do DNA

dude shutup, how many ppl can afford 1m just for a DNA test eh, motigbesional speaker, go sit down..

abobote:
Lol, someone weite for likes, but trust me, I'm not doing bad, pizza can never be luxury to me, even the most expensive of it

better, cos your comment sounded archaic o....it's all good anyways

Guys let's be frank, he is searched for the wrong reason, many ppl watch is videos for comic relief....me self de always search for him videos all the time, it's a comedy skit to me .

chatinent:
This year hasn't been that bad sha. But it wasn't all gucci!

As a freelancer, I do most of my jobs from home...writing, web designs, voice overs, logo designs, virtual assistance, surveys, editing, publishing, and blogging/vlogging...so I am normally outside only during the eventide when the angry sun is retiring. I also do some real estate stuffs but that one na tourism..travelling around. Sha, you can check the site mah to see our houses for sale in Lagos, Abuja and Abia: www.tenderlyhomes.com . You mah need a beautiful house too.

So as I was saying, the condition of the country sha get as e bi and sometimes, you end up getting underpaid. I have also had couple of frustrating clients. Omo, e no easy to serve ...but I am grateful for the less frustrating ones.

The disturbing thing about being a freelancer is that you are seen as a yahoo boy in the neighbourhood. As in, sb would say "nothing you wan tell me, you bi yahoo boy." Lol. Is that the rate of moral decline?

The NPF wouldn't let you rest either. Makes me feel like they are against living fine. Even the EFCC..the EFCC and those mfs rebelling you. But sha, after they come and verify, they always return unsatisfactory. Lol.

Entering market no easy. Small thing you go pick, money don dey fly anyhow. Choi. Catering for siblings and all that.. life sha! Una dey try o


1. For the most embarrassing thing this year... Na so I vex enter Polaris Bank dey shout for them for unauthorised withdrawal of ₦40k. Mehn, I didn't know I could para that much. Omo, everybody dey try to calm me down—even those in the queue— I no gree. I was videoing it cos I wanted the world to know they were legal scammers. Only for the manager to come and start checking my details and bank statement...Na when I realise say Na UBA I talk say I go go para...how I entered Polaris Bank with the shege I prepared for UBA was so surprising. I was so ashamed but as a real gee, I no gree make their shame pass my shame.

Crazy thing is I still headed for UBA. On reaching there, all my loud voice don crack. As I wan ignite the shout, one help desk lady bi like "sir, pity your health na." I cold. Las las, na mind talk I tell myself to leave the bank and never return or bank with them.


I was really embarrassed.

Or was it when I was retuning home? Traffic issues and I arrived 11pm to 12. I was on foot. Sth strange happened. At the rear close to the t-axis directly adjacent my place, there's this man in white holding a cutlass. In intervals, he would bring his head out to check if I was coming and withdraw it. I had to stop for a moment to observe what's going on. Could this be an assassin or what? Or a ghost? Oh, no, I don't believe in ghosts.. he's probably sb sent to kill me. I stood where I was with my heavy loads for about one hour. At a point, it'd seem my mind had hardened and I made for the gate. Oh yes, it's man to man. I cupped some sand where I could find some. Of course, I'd jab them into his eyes and disarm him. Smart move....I made for him...only for the man to come out again with the cutlass now looking like sth was dripping off it. Was that blood? Oh, I honestly ran, I won't lie.

Here's the thing: even if I made it pass the assailant, sb needed to open the gate for me and my people's phones were unreachable! My heart would skip beats. Even if you were to slaughter a cow at that particular place, no one would know cos everyone should probably be at sleep...unless the local vigilante guys happened to pass there. Of which they didn't!

My father in the heavens, hearer of prayers then sent a car driver that would happen to be my next door neighbour, omo, as he passed there, to my dismay and vigilance...you know, trying to follow the lights from his headlamp...it was just Pawpaw tree leave dancing to the rhythm of the nocturnal sound and breeze. Omo.


Another account, I think, was when I threw up in a public trans. Man's so sick. Mehn! Man threw up morsels of fufu and undiluted okro soup. Shame shame! Worse is the comment from one woman: " see wetin person wey no well dey swallow."

2. Most stupid decision I made? Allow Eversend be my dollar account!

It was the day Eversend stole some sums off my dollar account. I sent mails, tweeted their handler, went to their live chat, and even had to go to Appstore to drop a review so they can respond. No way. It was when I started reading reviews I regretted most in my life. Almost all reviews had the same issue. Eversend would allow you fund your wallet in seconds, but would never allow you withdraw. Apart from the outrageous charges, they'll still charge you after you fund secretly...your money keeps reducing. And they will never respond to you. Need I say they won't allow you deactivate the card and the remaining balance refunded too?

Eversend is scam.

Foolish me. E still dey pain me sha.

3. Most happy moment? Well, I think it's after I fell terribly sick and got better. I thought I had bought my ticket to the greater beyond. Good health is better than anything abeg.


4. Most sad moments? Crazy fam issues sha.


5. Most crazy thing I plan to do?
Emm, let's say do very happy things.


How about you? Share your experiences.

omo I really laughed out loud for the 1st and 2nd story .

Eriggs:
God punish poverty, see as u just embarrassed ur sef online. Chai,
Oh, your name na obote sef, no wonder

the guy shock me ...no matter the poverty self, pizza of 1200 de, if u can't afford 4500_5000 naira own, buy 1200 own with better yogurt 400 , enjoy yourself.... seriously, Sapa no be good thing.

ernnie457:
I'm not that fat na

better dont loose any weight, you are the spec of most guys

remsonik:
Two wrongs does not make a right, keep teaching them lessons or paying them evil for their wrongs in the wrong ways or fraudulent ways is bad. If they defame you or assault you why not sue them. Stop using evil to pay evil!

u sound very stupid and naive, do u think u are in the USA, use your brain na.

Maryjane001:
It is very possible.
I know because I school in UNN too.
Didn't believe in it until it happened to a friend's friend in 200l. It affected her and some other coursemates.
She had a matric number and had been paying school fees even doing course registration. I really felt for her o.
The worst is those that would find out in final year.

dude, explain weller na, how did it na happen..

Brownshoe:
It's a case of fake admission, you will definitely get matric number, but las las no graduation for you because you are not a student.

is it that jamb didn't give them admission or what.

UyaiIncomparabl:
"I will do this", " I will do that". Bla bla. Abeg, just do you. 2023 is just a date change. Change has to be intentional and skin-deep. Year in and year out, the same rubbish.

thanks for this comment, it's nice seeing someone that shares the same perception about this fucking resolution stuff...I stopped it 6 years ago..

osazsky:
Kid messi na ur mate..football na ur mate..waiting this kid done achieve..even the 2018 world cup he was comming from d bench..comparing urself with someone whp has won the u17 world cup..u 20 world cup.olympic gold medalist..copa america cup..world cup..4 ucl numerouse league title etc..is this not foolishness..this mbabe is definately going to end like the average ronaldo and neyman...the world greatest footballer in order of hirachy are as follows messi
Late pele
Late maradona
Delima
And the rest

dude keep shut...we are talking of who's more valuable to psg as it stands, obviously u know the answer.... isn't It obvious that so far mbampe plays with Messi, Messi would be the one taking all the glory and accolades....mbampe has the potential to win the balondior , if only Messi doesn't make a is effort futile, cos like it or not Messi's FIFA's boy.

Sonnobax15:

Wise kid
..he knows as long as the midget is in PSG, his(Mbappe's) glory and hardwork would be awarded to him(Messi) . Just like everyone kept talking about him and neglected Do Maria who actually won the cup for Argentina

best comment so far

We4all:
Coming from a man who uses the internet, acquired western education, wear western clothes and doesn't worship idols, who is the hypocrite here?

it's not everything u should practice from the West, use your head bro.

We4all:
Ogbeni shift! How many Nigerian women get complimented by their husbands as a young couple, talk less of when they are old? How many married Nigerian women get cuddled or kissed and how often does it happen? Does life starts and ends with sex? What about widows who refused to get married, die they die from loneliness?

Happiness is a decision and you don't need sex or the opposite sex to be happy. There are many ways to get companionship and it doesn't necessarily means it has to be with the opposite sex. And let's assume your companion dies suddenly, do you go looking for another man or woman so you don't feel lonely. Boy, grow up! Shit happens in life and what matters is how you choose to handle it. Not every married couple is happy and not every single person is unhappy. Do I need to spell this out?

hypocrites, ur kind will do worse than her...you've brought the useless wokeness stuff from the West down here, forgetting we aren't built for their shit...keep on decieving other girls and yourself, your eye go clear...

Iasisi69:
why you dey attack men Everytime ?

omo eh, I just hate the lady...she still get mind de play mind games, de give subtle excuse for the devilish woman...omo nawa o....this kind ppl self.

ahnie:
You're still getting it all muddled up.
The girl and the mum are business partners,just that the mum is the dormant partner.shes the one leasing the girl out,she compensates her with cash n goodies.
The op on the other hand,should leave that house for good and stay far from the crazy mother.hes old enough to go out n hustle,instead of bn parasitic on his mum who obviously is the bread winner.

The father on the other hand also needs to leave that house before he's beaten to death
Make he go pinch tent for village

just shutup if u have nothing reasonable to say, how's a 20 years old leaving with his parents a parasite to his mum, are u ok...I just hate women like u, u are trying to make excises for that heartless woman...tufia!

I always say this, family is important,but I can't kill myself for family...if I were u, I'll do everything possible to leave that house for my sanity, I will not even care about my mother and sister again, when their head is correct they will come find me...see eh this life , everybody must run him/ her own race...the only family I can die for are my direct children....

Blessedmercy8:
Look, not everybody is a sex freak, ok? And stop making it look like man is one oxygen every woman needs to live because they are not. And who told you loneliness comes only when you're single? Haven't you seen lonely married people before? Think again.

Tell me something else abeg.

what has sex freak got to do with my comment.so enjoying sex now makes one a freak, are u a log of wood, or u are frigid?...I'm talking based on all things being equal , if u are a normal woman, it's natural u seek sexual satisfaction and companionship, it's just biology... anyway I rest my case, do whatever suits u.

einsteine:
She is stupid.

At 48, she shouldn't be dating such riff-raffs. For women, intimacy gadgets can replace men. That's the truth. Since she is so well to do, the best thing is to adopt or look into assisted reproduction. If she is going to date, she should have dated older men or widowers/divorcees not a young man in the prime of his life.

What a lot of women like the unfortunate victim here don't know is that Nigerian men have a pathological need to spend money on or take care of a woman. If a woman is richer than them and they are unable to do the spending money or taking care, they will cheat with a poorer woman just so they can do so.

And at 48, she cannot afford to be jealous in a relationship with a younger man.

bros, even the older women will just want to use her one way or the other..the best is that, she should have planned to have a child and be single .. anyway u made a valid point..

Blessedmercy8:
You will end up like her. I will not end up like
her.

With or without a husband I'll live a fulfilled life as long as I'm well to do. Wetin be sex,? 5 mims sweaty smelly exercise? Is that what I'll miss not having a man.. trash!

24 years ago, I guess she might have said the same thing..lol, use your head now... loneliness for old age no good o...even to see dick u no go see, let alone companionship....Love Machine will not do it all o,it won't kiss or cuddle u, it won't compliment or say nice things to u..be wise, be wise

Blessedmercy8:
Yes!
What does she need a man for?

Since she couldn't land herself a husband and she's doing fine without one, why go for a random man just for the fun of it?

women aren't built like men, no matter how u see it, she will need companionship and sex from a man...she will like to feel loved unlike we men that will just love to have sex with numerous women...look,better change this your mentality of competing with men, if not u will end up like her...be open minded now you're young , u will surely meet your man...that attention u think u are getting now will go completely In the next 7-10 years, depending on your present age...be wise..

Otuegbe:
RIP dear,
your search for love, ended your life.
she most have ditched some serious guys for this yahoo boy

which serious guy will come for a 48 year old lady, let's stop this hypocrisy..

mariahAngel:
You're just a simpleton who lacks the capacity to comprehend a simple comment.
Just read how messed up your own comment is.

lol, you are really a dunce..just Bleep off, u know nothing about football....lol, see mumu, getting all worked up over some typos on a common forum like nairaland..