Hades is harder than I thought...what was I thinking?

B

It suits the catering thing and it looks more mature and branded

teddybiyasi:
Gladys come here don't let this boys/men chance us

My baby's name is gladyys not gladys

Heywhizzy:
I thought it was ten bars before..after I posted,oga krone told me to modify it to five bars..do you think I didn't select the best five?

you just dey kill my mum, dad and sister up and down

Heywhizzy:
throwback..my complete bars against Liricyst..I feel I omitted my best lines..y'all should rate this

this is 10 bars na.... nor be four bar battle abi five we do that year?

IN as HADES

kr0ne:
Battle closed. Liricyst wins and qualifies for the finals.

CONGRATS!

Close one. Obesemf... goodluck in the third place brawl. That your closer...Dope!!

YoungDaNaval:
Wow Thats Cool! You Knw Barister Adimola?

No i don't. Na december only i dey come Anambra

kr0ne:
After this tourney, I'll host one topical cipher of seven, characterised by seven Greek gods. Each player should study his own character very well and compose a seven-to-ten-bar verse to hyping it. I don't think we've had this kind of cipher here before; no, not on NL. So the textcees below should notify me if they want in:

Emaprince
Mikuz
Darkrebel
Liricyst
Elymaxiimus
Ibime
Loonat11kk
Airmark
Obesemf
Krone

So below is a list of some Greek gods. Pick any one of your choice for the cipher. The number of participants will determine how many bars to be dropped. We'll choose a date to post definitely after the tourney.

* Zeus

* Poseidon

* Ares

* Apollo

* Hephaestus

* Hermes

* Dionysius

* Hades

* Hypnos

* Janus

Bleep!!!! DAMN!!!! HADES FOR ME!!!!

YoungDaNaval:
Ma villa

ekwulobia? My brother my brother I'm from Nanka

ELYMAXiimus:
Liricyst congratulobia. See why you needed to calm down?

kr0ne, wadelse? Is third place still today nd finals tomorrow?

We just knew who we writing for, though

lol. ...Close one. ..too close. thanks
third place has to hold three days from now
and finals. ..Four to six days

a guy who does not maintain eye contact may just be shy

makes you laugh? Being funny is tied to personality rather than to feelings

kr0ne:

Not yet, bro. Your case is quite different from Rebel's. The thread is still open.

I don't have as much time as i initially thought bro....i wanted to script yester night or today for the third place/ final. You should have closed it since i told you i trusted you and ibime's judgement. At this rate, i wouldn't even be able to participate in the third place.

kr0ne:
Coogar, Lagunna1 and Guykhena, please go vote on this brawl so we can move on:
https://www.nairaland.com/2439702/holocaust-tourney-semi-finals-obesemf-vs

the judges have seen the brawl, they don't want to vote. You and Ibime gave Obesemf your votes...i will go ahead and trust your judgement. Close the thread so I can start scripting for the third place brawl

See My verd was honest, he needn't demean/
His lines didn't cut it when I was reading between/
Now he scripts in 'vengeance',bleeding to win/
I'll make "word eat his word"...when I take his 'pound of flesh' and feed it to him!!!/



One of my own fav lines....
Against Wordbender. He c/oed me after i voted on his brawl and gave the win to his opponent. Very confident he would beat me.
We good buddies now though

Heroic noobs are here to bring an amassed clutter/of corpses of these daft suckers/taking d craft under/ I was chosen messiah to make this jae ass suffer/
d so called "thoroughbred" will get "preyed on & broken up" like its the last supper!!!!/



My opener in a noob vs vet tourney on RG. My opponent was KingJae tha freshkid

Yea u wack, ur monika is a well suspected guise/when I win,the head of this fake god is my swell selected prize/I'll separate all his joints &ensure there can be no reconnected splice/
Then bury him in a tomb to have him "leave his raps behind"...like the resurrected christ!/


One of my better lines. Originally scripted for thanos for the triple threat noob final...since he did a no-show, had to use it on a pre-diss to some other cat.

Limerick:

I bullshit critics, ignore them completely

you'd think me and critics dey keep malice

Lol...no holmes..you gotta listen. But never take it to heart.
Some actually may be on point.
I listen, then reflect before dismissing those i feel were dished out based on pure hate.

Limerick:
no, on a more serious note....
that guys letting this so called perfect rhyme of a thing bother him too much...
even if u must rhyme perfectly_ there are several rhyme dicos online you can consult and get joy rather than killing yourself over one person's opinion

lol..true
Its good for one to develop his/her methods..that way it comes easy to you.
I listen to criticisms but i still make sure i improve myself in my own way

Twaci:
Ok take note, this has nothing to do with tribalism and is not intended to degrade another tribe or ethnic group . Just for fun.

So a client and I got into an arguement today. She claimed that Igbo guys are less romantic and value money above their women's emotions. Also said that Yoruba guys are far romantic than other guys.....

Me? I think Hausa guys are more romantic and loving

Now, what's ur opinion on this? Who is more romantic than the others?

Let's talk

In as much as you included a disclaimer, this post can still spurn on tribal remarks or replies.

That said, it's very much my opinion that tribe has a limitation on the aspects of character it can have effects on. Things of the heart always vary because of the differences in personality rather than tribe. I have dated both romantic and unromantic ladies from different tribes, that'w why i maintain that tribe has no effect whatsoever on that.

Limerick:

MY FRIENDLY ADVICE: Don't kill your self over rhymes bro, i noticed that lately. be it perfect or slant, rhymes na rhymes long as it looks decent to you.

and simply because someone said your rhymes ain't perfect doesnt mean you ain't good... don't try to rhyme like nobody
always be yourself in anything you do..its very very important.

I can't be too sure...but this may be the realest talk i've ever seen on this platform.

obainojazz:
you are maverick right...you had the best line to me...o...very interesting
Hehehe...nice one

Yea..i'm maverick...Lol, thanks.
I wanted something different. Battle lines are great but sometimes you just need to free your mind just write. I'm thinking of doing more sef

007Bruce:
Rakim kini? has Rakim done 10 syllabic rhyme in his life? Rakim kini? has Rakim done 10 syllabic rhyme in his life?

The act of rhyming shouldn't be judged on longer strings but rather on accuracy. If both parties being compared have a high degree of accurate rhyming, then you can use strings to separate them.

cautious and waters?

It rhymes slightly when i do my british impression

but cautious and water...the vowel sound in the 'ter' part of water is almost silent with my british accent. I think the pluralised form helped accentuate the vowel. I dunno. I be aje parki Nigerian. So i'm undecided on it sha

voting not yet done? smh

Liricyst’s is designed to be a cold-blooded reptile by function/
If anyone buy Obese’s ABC Textstyle, na auction!/
Any chance he has to produce a win here is an infertile assumption/
He wanna stand up here & take charge… but the dick won’t move an inch…like erectile dysfunction!

He’s only consistent in shaming o’bis name/
So this is a short walk over….I’m Staging a quick maim/….
Cos on this platform, the dude I’m facing’s a bit lame/
This really is tetris…just see as i arrange the fall of this blockhead…like I’m Playing a brick game!/

you got nothing to offer the game/
Head so unused, God will take it back as a proper reclaim/
Am ma slaughter the dame/
When I desecrate his temple...as my Viking spear goes thru his head and alters his brain!/

The amount of times I’ve screwed this know slut/
should be enough to get the bitch dismiss throne thoughts/
I’m the lyrical Modecai, so he best flee home cause/
He’s so haman on his setups, each time we met, the fool got murdered by his own plots!

See kr0ne’s thoughts: Liricyst will tear this dumb bro/
When he zooms in and click that device after his scary gun pose/
Call me peter before Jesus’ look scared the boss home/
As for screwing me…after I deny him a third time….better expect to hear his kock crow!/

Ugly bitch! Let this Surgeon’s Slash Mend Them Traits/
As i split ya genes like the 1st law That Mendel States/
Omo you go “kolo ni” cos this will Nat End Well Mate/
Cos I’ll go IBB on this big for nothing…& I bring Division to his mid-region …..like the Past Bendel state!/

I heard them state, he’s dope with many Bloody Groupies/
Dull cats dread him, say this great head tore Dummy Puccis/
Also He’s not hospitable……But the truth is Funny Really/
He’s Ruthless from birth….cos he sent mum to the ICU….when his great head tore Mummy’s Pucci!/

I always get this b.itch phucked and squeezed/ its go time again….lets see you stop my d.ick!/
Even rebel hasn’t bleeped any other butt as sweet?/
Elymaxiimus must rili must love his bitches "slim" ..cos right now..he’s the only semi-finalist yet to PHUCK OBESE

Bleep the d.ick’s pretence, the Poser’s not that Good/
Brawl with me was super Nova Blunder Dude/
You wouldn’t be fucking half GOAT…if we saw you having fun sex with GROVER On tha Wood!/
To make sure the Slow ones Understood/
I said You wouldn’t be fucking half-goat if we saw you having faun sex with Grover Underwood!/

liricyst is known for his STRONG TECHS HERE,
there b like wild fire it BURN HEADS CLEAR,
Broke fool.. you’re charitable to a poor extent,
but thnx for buying my ticket to d final, am progressing at YOUR EXPENSE!

Posting.....

Arranging my bars
Obese pls 8:30.... didn't have time at work today

danbrowndmf:
I jumped on jayz open letter instrumental,have got a message for all nigerian politicians.

Note : Not a Punchline song!

Verse1

The only people smilling in this country are the senetor's tailor/
cus he removed a failed brother now they call him a traitor/

Please before you vote becareful and also think/
cus Nass host more fight right now morethan a battle ring/

We Voted for "I will do everything as soon as i enter"/
then we turn out to see "i know fit perform miracle i jus dy enter"/

we fighting for thieves who divide into two places/
instead of fighthing tribalisim,religious crisis/

You voted for one bag of rice and salt/
bad governance is what they give,shey u dy see the result?/

like a primitive village boy,they'v got no account/
of how they spend the money they move to there foreign account/

Politicians are diabetic,cnt u see there sweet mouth?/
with there black mind like guiness product, big stout/

ask a politician have u ever kill before,he'll say Hell No/
how come ur colleagues died of gun shot,well i dnt know/


ksslib
Kr0ne
Elymaxiimus
liricyst
Emaprince
coogar
Ibime
darkendrebel
Giyazz
Limerick
obesemf

Give ur Verdict,tnx!

You have to lock down multi syllabic rhymes. That's the first point...then move on to metaphors, metaphors, metaphors

Penpul:
freestyle

I flow disastrous, I bring bars to condemn/ never play safe but still fucck with the condom/
swift with the flow, I spit faster than guns, mehn/
these kids be spitting watery lines, so I come like a father, spit hot to 'son' em/
I'm definately going to hell with niggas thinking they hot/

desperately, ring the bell and I be pulling triggers, ripping they gut/
penetrate with the clips and shells, go figure if I'm bringing the glocks/ or better wait till the guns spit & yell, like a pregnant bish's fuccked!/

I shrink and spank emcees/ who comes with they crew to step in the ring or stand with me/
still they get beaten with a broken arm, I mean I win fights single handedly/

Penpul? What does that mean bro?

MuhdG:

You better win

lol...like its that easy

kr0ne:
The semis will definitely hold down today. Choose whether to send me your verse or post yourselves. Deadline is 8pm.

Elymaxiimus
Liricyst
Obesemf
Darkenedrebel

we should post ourselves except the semis is gonna be hyped..then we should submit