This is really innovative.
Online booking is tight!

duduade:
Those pictures..the faces... and the word *cream de LA cream* are not synonymous....

Very funny

Joyce28:
She looks so surprised & still feel happy. Shine on Girl and be hapi

Like seriously?

didfy:


No sir ir not what they said rather it says "peak"

6. At peak periods each day, any customer who has used a total volume of 3GB will be slowed down to 512bps.

Ok. Time will tell though

512bps or 512kbps cos that 512bps means you are basically disconnected from the internet.
I think Ntel is saying in essence that you are allowed only 3gb every day which I think is okay for most users

Wow!!! TGIF things.

triplewisdom:

Right after you!

As in ladies first abi?

gradeA:
Good for her.

No hating tho, she looks too plastic

Like a barbie doll

christaddicted:
I'm using the whole network.

Boss

creamylicious:
Her twin is a diva, a goddess.... Oh how I love her

Lesbian alert

Jdesilentkiller:

Well, the issue of religion is very sensitive and controversial one, which derive its strong fellowership based on sentimentality...The bible stated clearly about the "Endtime" when false prophets will abound, doing all sort of signs and wonders but also admonished us to pray for the "discerning spirit" to be able to differentiate between the true prophets from the phony.
Since the bible made it clear that there will be false prophets, its then left to us to choose the one we will believe in. Mind you, salvation and grace is more important than miracles and any church that prioritised miracles/sign/wonders et al should be duly scrutinized before believing their docrines and practices.
We all need miracles once in a while but the length at which some churches go to stage-managed their own is both annoying and hilarious......they just take us for a ride on daily basis, for what!?

For the money

juman:


Very sad news.

Anyway, every soul has its expire date.

Each soul would return back to the Creator when time comes.

From dust to dust.

edan15:
May your soul go to the Clumoid or the Chumorld, the planets of rests and knowledge, provided you are not a worshipper of the sinful god called Jehovah or Allah who made hell fire for his worshippers.

Are you a member of the Church of Scientology?

juman:
Hope it was not true.

Sad news.

It was not true but it's true now!

I find myself totally agreeing with the OP.
His points are spot on

RIP

Doubleagent008:
funny to think an average guy looks at two places in the first 5 seconds... the face in the next 60 seconds and then the brain the next 1 hour. And ladies check these 5 things under a Min? Ladies is that an overdrive of multi-tasking?!!!!

If a person loses his sight, he makes up for it by sharpening his other senses of sound, touch, hearing and smell.

So since we all know women lack intelligence they make up for it by sharpening their powers of observation, seduction, drama and extortion

GothamLuke:
Another innovative kid adopted and sent to the north

I think you mean to say
Another innocent kid abducted and sent to the North

Oildichotomy:
Damage control !


And they have to show us their asss because?

Lol
They maybe don't want their faces to be associated with the company at this sensitive point in time

Activa:
If it's true that Lekki Gardens broke the seal to illegally continue work, then the company is evil and wicked.

This is medicine after death (literally speaking).

All companies are evil and wicked because if they were not they would not be able to expand and grow on people's sweat while paying them peanuts.
Let's just say any company that employs more than 20 staff is adept at exploiting both human and work resources in the pursuance of profit while jettisoning all thoughts of kindness and empathy.

cruzita:
wetin fresh for that look?e be like your eyes need new version

Lol.
U mean say make the guy update him eyes?

oribi:


furenti data
08100671967

How trustworthy?

Somebody please recommend a good data reseller I can use urgently, thanks

If your merrybet account was blocked for some reason can you open another account with the same details?

hardisha81:
...u are a Nigeria, who has one or other traditional and cultural trait backed with an historical background , why feigning nd abuse d custom?

If it was your father who was kneeling down in the name of custom would you be saying all these?

Acidosis:
You can never fight the Church and win


People won't learn* from history.

There is nothing like the Church anymore. You only have churches.
No unity

jantavanta:


It shows the violence in our contemporary culture.

Exactly on point

DinaAlfred:
I don't want to see Eden Hazard in Chelsea shirt next season. that is the first step.

Plus old Terry, crazy Ivanovic, inept Cahill, lazy Fabregas

akorebami:
By Akorede Kameel

Just after the game I heard the pundits in the studio saying there was a sound of thudding music from PSG's dressing room in the Stamford Bridge and I asked myself, why not if not? I need no one to tell me before I know that such sound was nothing but a sound of a victory party. Not only have Chelsea gone out of the Champions League at the last 16 stage for the second successive season, the misery was also compounded by injuries to Diego Costa who did his best in the game before he went out and Eden Hazard who looked lost in front of goal after playing like he's being forced to stay on at Chelsea. The Blues can now only win the FA Cup and to be without one of the players mentioned above or both would be a serious setback before Saturday's quarter-final at Everton.

What direction does the club go in now? I think for the start of a new manager, he has to stake his claim on the team by letting few players leave while he gets new ones in the summer. There's no gain in saying there is need for a clear-out because that's exactly what the team needs to come back to their normal level next season. It's hard to believe this is the same team who were so good for so long in winning the title last year. If I want to find excuses, then I will say Paris St-Germain were able to rest most of their key players at the weekend having virtually already won the league but it was opposite for Chelsea that had a tough game against Stoke City. There is no amount of excuses that can take away the fact that the club failed massively to build on last year success and as a result has gone very backward this season. Huge spending is required in the summer if they want to genuinely compete at this level.

For Paris St-Germain, it was such a monumental effort in both the first and second half looking at the way they dominated possession. There was no energy for Chelsea at the start of the second half and once you drop off for this PSG side they will punish you. You can say they're a real outside bet to win this season's Champions League but not the favourite. Teams in Europe will want to avoid them? Don't think so. Barcelona will definitely be happy to play them than Bayern Munich but there is one thing in them that I cherish, the hunger to win the competition, if that will be enough is yet to be seen. PSG are just on another level to Chelsea at the moment, you can not blame the men in blue for that. The result shows that English football is seriously lacking in Europe. What is the answer to that? Sign quality players to compete with the ones ruling the European football.

You should be man enough to admit that this article was not written by you but lifted by you off BBC Sport

Nigerians and born born

Wicked Senators that don't really care about the masses.
They wouldn't make a legislation to restructure JAMB in such a way that the forms would be cheap and the admission process less stressful but if its to close the people's mouth with anti social media bill they will make that legislation because it favours them.

By the way if JAMB alone makes so much billions yearly then it seems that the Internally Generated Revenue of Nigeria should be enough to fund the yearly budgets but then lack of proper accounting means such money disappears into thin air.
I sorry for Africa

Naomite:

See u don't just black mouth ppls wishes of course all that glitters ain't gold but dat dosnt mean gold dose not glitter. And not every marriages that has a romantic beginning always end up in d trash, atleast my parents are typical example of what love is. Am just wishing myself a gud life and suggest u do dsame, cos just because it didn't work out 4 others dosnt mean it won't work out 4 me owk. Thanks 4 ur advice anyway

K