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Romance / Re: What Makes You Think You Are Weird? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:36am On Jan 08, 2023
I haven't signed up for a social media account since I was born

I gain pleasure in injuring myself and seeing myself bleed most especially if the wound is fresh


My body are full of scars



I stalk a lot of fine girls both online and offline and fantasize about murdering them by slitting their veejay or boobs ( I used to stalk my ex before we dated , still have her panties though)


I don't celebrate birthdays
Romance / Re: How To Toast A Girl by LittleBigDick(m): 3:28am On Jan 08, 2023
Mad oo
Programming / Re: Remote Work: Your Experiences As A Remote Worker by LittleBigDick(m): 5:46am On Jan 06, 2023
akin101:
I am curious as to how developers and other career minded people source and keep remote jobs. I would like to ask remote job workers what their experience has been like getting and keeping remote work especially with different time zones, internet and other experiences.

If you are a remote job worker commenting on this thread, please do provide relevant information and include the following;

1. How long you have been doing remote work
3

2. Time Zone of Work/Nigerian Time

9am to 12pm

3. Current Pay
$175,000

4. Type ie permanent or temp worker
Temp

5. Duration of Work if temp work
2 years and 6 months


6. Your Area of Specialization(Your line of work):
Kernel dev

7. Remote Work sites you got your job:
Company career page

8. Your Nigerian Internet Experience
Booted up Parrot and load aircrack to brute force lame ass Wi-Fi's you


9. Recommendations for those looking for Remote Jobs


Build projects ( helpful and meaningful projects)
Programming / Re: Confused Between Node Js And PHP by LittleBigDick(m): 5:09am On Jan 06, 2023
Php
Programming / Re: Scraping Jiji Ideas by LittleBigDick(m): 5:09am On Jan 06, 2023
Beautiful soup can do that for you

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 9:00am On Jan 04, 2023
:^)

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area by LittleBigDick(m): 8:59am On Jan 04, 2023
$300
Phones / Re: I Want To Sell My Twitter Accounts by LittleBigDick(m): 5:04am On Jan 04, 2023
VIPAFRICAN:
Interested

Inbox


08099865532
Phones / I Want To Sell My Twitter Accounts by LittleBigDick(m): 10:05am On Jan 03, 2023
I have two Twitter accounts I want to sell


One was opened in 2018

The second one was opened in 2019

Inbox me if you're interested
Phones / Re: How Can I Remove My Number From Twitter? by LittleBigDick(m): 10:03am On Jan 03, 2023
Make your number private or use Virtual phone numbers to remove your phone number and add it to your Twitter
Romance / I want to sell my Twitter account by LittleBigDick(m): 5:07am On Jan 03, 2023
Anyone interested in buying both of my Twitter account

I've two Twitter account

One has been since 2018
The other is 2019

Inbox me if your interested
Programming / Re: Ctf by LittleBigDick(m): 10:54am On Jan 02, 2023
Hamzasaid:

mehn cybersecurity through practice is the real deal, there's no greater joy than practicing what you've learned... over the years playing ctfs has broaden my skill set by applying them in real life situations, that's what ctfs helps u to accomplish.

i have a team, we've been playing ctfs for a year now, if you're willing to join ours

I'm interested in joining

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Programming / Re: Ctf by LittleBigDick(m): 5:05am On Jan 02, 2023
Hamzasaid:
what's ur skillzz


Reverse engineering
Travel / Re: If You Ever Had Chance Of Travelling Where Would You Go? by LittleBigDick(m): 4:16pm On Jan 01, 2023
Antigua and Barbuda
Family / Re: Post Your New Year Picture by LittleBigDick(m): 4:00pm On Jan 01, 2023
Moved into a new house this new year

Romance / Is It Sus If A Guy Isn't On Social Media by LittleBigDick(m): 3:53pm On Jan 01, 2023
Like would you date someone that does not use social media ??


I don't use social media and haven't signed up for one since I was born

My babe said to my face that I'm a psychopath and why don't I have one

I've car and a business but she feel weird that I don't post my life or pics on social media

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Romance / Re: I Feel My Penis Size Is Small by LittleBigDick(m): 5:39am On Jan 01, 2023
Use penis enlargement cream and make it big
Programming / Re: Lovely Ascii Art In C Code! by LittleBigDick(m): 5:26am On Jan 01, 2023
grin
Let me try it
Programming / I Brought To Life An Old Discarded Project by LittleBigDick(m): 5:24am On Jan 01, 2023
I wanted to do something like this before I found out someone already did the job just left for me to make some changes and submit a pr


Here's the project


https://github.com/ericsomto/mvrdLookUp
Programming / Ctf by LittleBigDick(m): 5:09am On Dec 31, 2022
Anyone interested in making a ctf team and learn together
Romance / Re: How Can I Seduce A Married Man? by LittleBigDick(m): 4:57am On Dec 31, 2022
Hehe
Romance / Re: Easy Tips To Seduce A Woman by LittleBigDick(m): 4:56am On Dec 31, 2022
grin

Omo
Programming / Re: What Degree Is Best For Me? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:37pm On Dec 30, 2022
tamunodxx:

Thanks bros.
Do you know schools that offer biomedical engineering? How many years? I heard they are not valued in Nigeria.


Make a research on schools that offer biomedical engineering and find out


Biomedical engineers can work anywhere health related


The only problem is that it's not yet accredited on some schools
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job by LittleBigDick(m): 4:10pm On Dec 30, 2022
Use LinkedIn and indeed to search for jobs

Next time when posting looking for work, try to include your resume
Crime / Re: My Late Dad Died Without Letting His Kids Know His Documents. by LittleBigDick(m): 4:03pm On Dec 30, 2022
Find that shit


It doesn't make sense to struggle for what your father has


Build your own instead



You can find an expensive item in your father's house and sell it then use the money to move out of your father's house and make your life useful
Phones / Re: Apart From Yahoo, What Can I Do With My Phone And Earn A Living? by LittleBigDick(m): 4:00pm On Dec 30, 2022
Hacking
Romance / Re: Primary School Yabs: Drop It Like Its Hot by LittleBigDick(m): 3:52pm On Dec 30, 2022
Can't relate


In primary school, we do tea parties and attend prom at the end of the session
Romance / Re: What Was Your Favorite Song And Movie Of 2022? by LittleBigDick(m): 3:50pm On Dec 30, 2022
Best movie = American Psycho


Best music : 2001 by Dr Dre
Programming / Re: Advice Needed by LittleBigDick(m): 3:43pm On Dec 30, 2022
Learning to code is a meme


Just build projects and gradually you'll learn things

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Programming / Re: What Degree Is Best For Me? by LittleBigDick(m): 3:41pm On Dec 30, 2022
Do biomedical engineering and learn AI + tech stuffs like genome editing, stem cell research, DNA editing etc.
Programming / This Guy Day Muse Me by LittleBigDick(m): 7:42am On Dec 30, 2022
I'll happily convert if he get an interview with Putin

Romance / I Broke Up With My Gf by LittleBigDick(m): 6:16am On Dec 30, 2022
I broke up with my girlfriend cause I couldn't deal with her hoe phase and with the fact that she bleeped literally all my guy friends / house mates she's met.
She still wanted to be friends and still wanted to Bleep. I said okay, but I wasn't entirely comfortable. She was at her family's for the holidays and I broke up over the phone after she left.
We still talk everyday and on Tuesday she told me she got in trouble. And when I asked why she said her mom found a used condom in her bin.
I don't know why but this just made me feel like shit for no reason. Even though she keeps saying she's not over me and that she still loves me; she even went on with a random hook-up off tinder, 2 weeks after we broke up. I don't even want to be with anyone yet, let alone Bleep around.
whatever, just needed to vent. I was gonna still stick close to her and be good friends. But I'm just gonna try and distance myself slowly hopefully.

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