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Romance / I Stalked Her Now She Want To Do This by LittleBigDick(m): 4:22pm On Jan 21, 2023
Been stalking this babe for two years
Apparently she just found out
Now she's trying to ruin my social life by letting everyone know what a scumbag creep I am
What am I supposed to do now?
Kill her and get rid of her body ??
Food / Re: Missing Kerosene With Fuel by LittleBigDick(m): 3:53pm On Jan 21, 2023
brain54:

Firewood or charcoal…?


Anyway gas is cheaper and less stressful!


Who says gas is cheaper


Go to the market and ask about the price of the gas , firewood and charcoal

Charcoal isn't stressful



Just say you're lazy

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Food / Re: Who Invented Jollof Rice? by LittleBigDick(m): 12:20pm On Jan 21, 2023
Jollof rice was invented by the Ghanaians when they stayed in Nigeria in the 90s


Nigeria stole the jollof rice from Ghana and repurpose it

Anyone who has eaten Nigerian and Ghana jollof rice who know that Ghana Jollof is the best
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 12:14pm On Jan 21, 2023
As a programmer, this is the best thing to eat
Ramen which you call noodles with a diet Coke

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Food / Re: Missing Kerosene With Fuel by LittleBigDick(m): 12:10pm On Jan 21, 2023
Why are you still using kerosene??


Use firewood or charcoal


Much better than kerosene

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Crime / Re: HELP!!! Loan Sharks Are After My Life by LittleBigDick(m): 11:56am On Jan 21, 2023
Get rid of your sim card and delete your social media accounts


Fake your death so that they don't call you again and won't disturb you


Wallađź‘Ś

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Phones / Re: Why Does My Phone Off And Restart Anytime I Click On Camera by LittleBigDick(m): 11:48am On Jan 21, 2023
Your phone has been infected with a malware

Just trash it and buy a new phone
Travel / Re: Advice: Where To Relocate To With $30k USD In Savings by LittleBigDick(m): 6:45am On Jan 21, 2023
Relocating to a different country can be a big decision and it's important to consider all factors before making a move. Based on your background and reasons for wanting to relocate, here are a few things to consider:

Job opportunities: As you mentioned, HR is not as high in demand as tech in many countries, so it's important to research job opportunities in the countries you are considering. You may also want to consider countries where your skills and experience are in high demand, as this will increase your chances of finding a job.

Cost of living: The cost of living in different countries can vary widely, so it's important to research the cost of living in the countries you are considering. This will help you determine how much money you will need to save before you make the move.

Path to citizenship: As you mentioned, it's important for you to have the opportunity to gain permanent residence or citizenship in the country you are considering. Research the requirements and process for gaining permanent residence or citizenship in the countries you are considering.

Quality of life: It's important to consider the quality of life in the countries you are considering. Research the culture, climate, and other factors that are important to you to ensure that the country you choose will be a good fit for you and your future family.

Local nuances: As you mentioned, there are local nuances like language, country laws that impact HR, it's important to research the laws and regulations that are specific to each country and determine if they align with your values and career goals

Education and Child opportunities: You want your child to be exposed to opportunities that you didn’t have as a child, research the education system and opportunities for children in the countries you are considering.

Overall, it's important to research and consider all factors before making a decision to relocate. It may also be helpful to speak with people who have already made the move to the countries you are considering, to get a better understanding of what to expect.
Travel / Re: Consider Moving To Rwanda?? by LittleBigDick(m): 6:41am On Jan 21, 2023
No


Rwanda sucks except for their tea

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Travel / Re: Advice Urgently Needed. by LittleBigDick(m): 6:39am On Jan 21, 2023
It can be difficult to address this situation because you want to be respectful of the assistance your friend provided in the past, while also setting boundaries for your current living arrangements. Here are a few suggestions for how to approach this conversation:

Express gratitude: Make sure to express your appreciation for the help your friend gave you when you first arrived in America. This will show that you recognize and value the assistance he provided and are not ungrateful.

Explain your current situation: Let your friend know that while you understand his current situation, it is not sustainable for him to continue living with you long-term. Explain that you have your own family and need the space for them.

Offer assistance: While you want your friend to leave, you can still offer to help him find a more permanent solution. Offer to help him look for a new apartment or offer to provide references for him if he needs them.

Communicate clearly and directly: The most important thing is to be clear and direct with your friend about your expectations. Don't sugarcoat your message or beat around the bush. It's important to be honest and clear about what you want and what you're comfortable with.

Be prepared for any outcome: It's possible that your friend may not take the news well. He may be hurt or upset, and there's a chance your relationship may be affected. Be prepared for any outcome and try to understand that he is going through a difficult time.

Be empathetic: Remember that your friend is going through a tough time and may not have any other place to stay. Be empathetic and understanding while still being assertive and clear about your boundaries.

In conclusion, having a clear, direct, empathetic and sensitive conversation with your friend, expressing gratitude for the past assistance, explaining your current situation, and offering help in finding a more permanent solution can be the best way to handle the situation. While it may be uncomfortable, it is important to set boundaries in order to maintain a healthy living situation for yourself and your family.

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Family / Re: Please Help A Slowly Dieing Man by LittleBigDick(m): 6:26am On Jan 21, 2023
You could have asked for a job than begging for money
Romance / Re: Should I Hurry Up And Lose My Virignity? by LittleBigDick(m): 6:24am On Jan 21, 2023
Lose your virginity and be free
You're no longer a child anymore
Explore freely
Nairaland / General / Re: At What Point Do You Complain Of Being Broke? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:45pm On Jan 15, 2023
When I'm in Nigeria only

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Family / Re: What Your Biggest Regret On Earth by LittleBigDick(m): 5:44pm On Jan 15, 2023
Not having friends
Romance / Re: My Roommate Is Sexually Abusing A 14 Year Old Girl. by LittleBigDick(m): 6:23am On Jan 15, 2023
Drug the guy with digoxin or crystal meth ( overdose) add it in his food
He'll be paralyzed but can't do shit
Romance / Re: I Am Getting Scared, The Way I Am Bashing Schools by LittleBigDick(m): 6:20am On Jan 15, 2023
You need rehab


Text me your IP lemme send you to a mental health asylum
Nairaland / General / Re: What It’s The One Thing That You Still Don’t Know How To Do After So Many Trials by LittleBigDick(m): 6:18am On Jan 15, 2023
Riding a bicycle
Romance / Re: What Do I Tell Her? by LittleBigDick(m): 6:18am On Jan 15, 2023
Tell her you want to bleep her bestie
Romance / Re: What Hurts More Than A Breakup??? by LittleBigDick(m): 6:10am On Jan 15, 2023
Forgetting your t fare at house and you're in the bus

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by LittleBigDick(m): 6:07am On Jan 15, 2023
I met this eurotrash hard body on bumble
We started talking and hit it off
Next thing she's in my apartment giving me bj on 12th January
I no too reason am because no be naija babe

Romance / Re: These Nairalander Should Go And Marry!!! by LittleBigDick(m): 5:52am On Jan 15, 2023
Hamachi:
Are they married now?

Yes

They now have children


Airforceone wife recently gave birth to a kid
Romance / Re: I Am Not Turned On By Women's Boobs, Is Anyone Having Similar Problem? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:46am On Jan 15, 2023
Either you gei or you watch too much gei porn or you're being called to be a revered father
Romance / Re: Who's At Fault Here, Wife Or Husband? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:45am On Jan 15, 2023
If na me , I go slap the hell outta her before dropping the ring
Romance / Re: If A Lady Tells You This, Could She Be Interested In You? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:30am On Jan 15, 2023
She want to bleep you but you're not approachable

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Romance / Re: Does This Hold True? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:26am On Jan 15, 2023
Avoid your gender if you no wan see finish
Programming / Re: What Other Alternative To Heroku by LittleBigDick(m): 5:13am On Jan 15, 2023
Install a Linux distro on an abadoned and use nginx on it

Or

Use Google cloud

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Programming / Re: Aside Fintech, What Should Nigerian Developers Build ? by LittleBigDick(m): 9:55am On Jan 14, 2023
YoungCabal:
Shup up, please ! There are lots of resources on the internet doesn't mean anyone can just jump on to anything and succeed at it in 20 minutes, no matter how smart you are, we all have 24 hours in a day, you can't beat time.

I don't blame you though, it's online where you can compose rubbish and post while pretending to be woke, deep down, you know what reality is so, I won't bother arguing with you.


Oga , once you're very skilled in mathematics and Physics not secondary School mathematics and Physics, I'm talking about motivic cohomology and l'hospital rule

Nowadays we have full fledged game engines that can do the work for us

Back in the day , most people didn't have that option , they were using the likes of game libraries like sdl, sfml

I've been developing games for a while so I know most of the things

There are a lot of things one need to know before creating a game

You can even create a game with Java with the help of tools like Libgdx and publish it in a week

I started with Visual basic creating text based games for my GBA in Jss3 which I dropped and move to Java in 2015 and start creating games for symbian phones

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Romance / What's Yours by LittleBigDick(m): 6:15am On Jan 14, 2023
What fetishes do you have ?


For me , I'd like to tie a girl and bleep her then she start begging for me to release her (•‿•)
Romance / Re: I Need Advice On My Girlfriend Schooling by LittleBigDick(m): 6:10am On Jan 14, 2023
Get her pregnant and she's all yours
Programming / Re: Aside Fintech, What Should Nigerian Developers Build ? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:42am On Jan 14, 2023
Unbiased1:


The kind of game you are asking him to build (Biafran war game) is not the kind he can build at his level now. A war game is like a Battle Royale game and requires 3d artists, programmers, knowledge of gaming engines, high end PC with high-end graphics cards etc. I'm not sure the op is financially buoyant enough for such project. If you know how much time he will spend creating the models alone if he decides to go solo in the game making process, you will pity him. Do you know much 3d artists sell their works or how much they will charge you to join your team of designers? What of the amount of money required to purchase the necessary hardware and the monthly cost of electricity to create the game. Game development is not easy especially when you want a high class game like a war game.



There are tools that can handle that like dalle


Blender is another great tool to do so

AI is now making game dev easier than ever
Programming / Re: Z-library Is Back by LittleBigDick(m): 5:36am On Jan 14, 2023
Honey pot for hackers


Imma stick with lib gen and Anna's archive
Programming / Re: Aside Fintech, What Should Nigerian Developers Build ? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:35am On Jan 14, 2023
YoungCabal:
I was just laughing behind the scene when I read where the guy suggested building part of the game and using it to convince angel investors.

Lol! If only he knew the amount of work that is needed to build a single episode of such game, he wouldn't have mentioned it. You'll have to go through a long session of work without pay before you can even come up with anything tangible enough to convince any investor.

He thought I was talking cluelessly, I have worn the shoe and I know where it hurts most, a lot of us who build apps today wanted to be game developers as kids, after you see hell, nobody will tell you to look for something else to do with your gift


3d game development is not a child's play even abroad, small companies don't attempt to build big games like that, you have to be a well established game studio.


Building games especially 3d requires great knowledge of math and physics .


Games like Minecraft, Doom, Duke Nukem were built solo first before it became big


With the help of internet and tools , anyone can release a full fledged 3d game provided he has the knowledge to do so

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