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Been stalking this babe for two years Apparently she just found out Now she's trying to ruin my social life by letting everyone know what a scumbag creep I am What am I supposed to do now? Kill her and get rid of her body ?? |
brain54:Who says gas is cheaper Go to the market and ask about the price of the gas , firewood and charcoal Charcoal isn't stressful Just say you're lazy |
Jollof rice was invented by the Ghanaians when they stayed in Nigeria in the 90s Nigeria stole the jollof rice from Ghana and repurpose it Anyone who has eaten Nigerian and Ghana jollof rice who know that Ghana Jollof is the best |
As a programmer, this is the best thing to eat Ramen which you call noodles with a diet Coke
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Why are you still using kerosene?? Use firewood or charcoal Much better than kerosene |
Get rid of your sim card and delete your social media accounts Fake your death so that they don't call you again and won't disturb you Walla👌 |
Your phone has been infected with a malware Just trash it and buy a new phone |
Relocating to a different country can be a big decision and it's important to consider all factors before making a move. Based on your background and reasons for wanting to relocate, here are a few things to consider: Job opportunities: As you mentioned, HR is not as high in demand as tech in many countries, so it's important to research job opportunities in the countries you are considering. You may also want to consider countries where your skills and experience are in high demand, as this will increase your chances of finding a job. Cost of living: The cost of living in different countries can vary widely, so it's important to research the cost of living in the countries you are considering. This will help you determine how much money you will need to save before you make the move. Path to citizenship: As you mentioned, it's important for you to have the opportunity to gain permanent residence or citizenship in the country you are considering. Research the requirements and process for gaining permanent residence or citizenship in the countries you are considering. Quality of life: It's important to consider the quality of life in the countries you are considering. Research the culture, climate, and other factors that are important to you to ensure that the country you choose will be a good fit for you and your future family. Local nuances: As you mentioned, there are local nuances like language, country laws that impact HR, it's important to research the laws and regulations that are specific to each country and determine if they align with your values and career goals Education and Child opportunities: You want your child to be exposed to opportunities that you didn’t have as a child, research the education system and opportunities for children in the countries you are considering. Overall, it's important to research and consider all factors before making a decision to relocate. It may also be helpful to speak with people who have already made the move to the countries you are considering, to get a better understanding of what to expect. |
No Rwanda sucks except for their tea |
It can be difficult to address this situation because you want to be respectful of the assistance your friend provided in the past, while also setting boundaries for your current living arrangements. Here are a few suggestions for how to approach this conversation: Express gratitude: Make sure to express your appreciation for the help your friend gave you when you first arrived in America. This will show that you recognize and value the assistance he provided and are not ungrateful. Explain your current situation: Let your friend know that while you understand his current situation, it is not sustainable for him to continue living with you long-term. Explain that you have your own family and need the space for them. Offer assistance: While you want your friend to leave, you can still offer to help him find a more permanent solution. Offer to help him look for a new apartment or offer to provide references for him if he needs them. Communicate clearly and directly: The most important thing is to be clear and direct with your friend about your expectations. Don't sugarcoat your message or beat around the bush. It's important to be honest and clear about what you want and what you're comfortable with. Be prepared for any outcome: It's possible that your friend may not take the news well. He may be hurt or upset, and there's a chance your relationship may be affected. Be prepared for any outcome and try to understand that he is going through a difficult time. Be empathetic: Remember that your friend is going through a tough time and may not have any other place to stay. Be empathetic and understanding while still being assertive and clear about your boundaries. In conclusion, having a clear, direct, empathetic and sensitive conversation with your friend, expressing gratitude for the past assistance, explaining your current situation, and offering help in finding a more permanent solution can be the best way to handle the situation. While it may be uncomfortable, it is important to set boundaries in order to maintain a healthy living situation for yourself and your family. |
You could have asked for a job than begging for money |
Lose your virginity and be free You're no longer a child anymore Explore freely |
When I'm in Nigeria only |
Not having friends |
Drug the guy with digoxin or crystal meth ( overdose) add it in his food He'll be paralyzed but can't do shit |
You need rehab Text me your IP lemme send you to a mental health asylum |
Riding a bicycle |
Tell her you want to bleep her bestie |
Forgetting your t fare at house and you're in the bus |
I met this eurotrash hard body on bumble We started talking and hit it off Next thing she's in my apartment giving me bj on 12th January I no too reason am because no be naija babe
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Hamachi:Yes They now have children Airforceone wife recently gave birth to a kid |
Either you gei or you watch too much gei porn or you're being called to be a revered father |
If na me , I go slap the hell outta her before dropping the ring |
She want to bleep you but you're not approachable |
Avoid your gender if you no wan see finish |
Install a Linux distro on an abadoned and use nginx on it Or Use Google cloud |
YoungCabal:Oga , once you're very skilled in mathematics and Physics not secondary School mathematics and Physics, I'm talking about motivic cohomology and l'hospital rule Nowadays we have full fledged game engines that can do the work for us Back in the day , most people didn't have that option , they were using the likes of game libraries like sdl, sfml I've been developing games for a while so I know most of the things There are a lot of things one need to know before creating a game You can even create a game with Java with the help of tools like Libgdx and publish it in a week I started with Visual basic creating text based games for my GBA in Jss3 which I dropped and move to Java in 2015 and start creating games for symbian phones |
What fetishes do you have ? For me , I'd like to tie a girl and bleep her then she start begging for me to release her (•‿•) |
Get her pregnant and she's all yours |
Unbiased1:There are tools that can handle that like dalle Blender is another great tool to do so AI is now making game dev easier than ever |
Honey pot for hackers Imma stick with lib gen and Anna's archive |
YoungCabal:Building games especially 3d requires great knowledge of math and physics . Games like Minecraft, Doom, Duke Nukem were built solo first before it became big With the help of internet and tools , anyone can release a full fledged 3d game provided he has the knowledge to do so |