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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are You Looking After Your Employees ? by LittleBigDick(m): 7:13am On May 18, 2023
Yes


I'm always looking after my employees and also giving them additional benefits such as monthly period packages for female employees, monthly pizza delivery etc.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 2:37am On May 18, 2023
Turkey & cheese sandwich

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Romance / LATAM Babes Be Tripping Over Me (pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 2:20am On May 18, 2023
Decided to hop on a dating app and I was surprised to see LATAM babes tripping over me something Naija babes can never do 🥴.

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Romance / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment, While On A Date by LittleBigDick(m): 12:51pm On May 07, 2023
She came with her car which was a dodge charger and I came on foot
Shame no gree me
What marvel me was that she paid in full.

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Romance / Re: What The Youngest Of Age You Ever Had Sex With by LittleBigDick(m): 12:35pm On May 07, 2023
When I was 15, i made out with my landlord daughter who 14 then , the way she moaned ehh
Romance / Re: Please What Payment Platform Can I Use To Stay Anonymous by LittleBigDick(m): 12:25pm On May 07, 2023
GNU Taler

Liberapay
Programming / Re: How Can I Trace Who Hacked My Phone Through MMS Messages? by LittleBigDick(m): 10:43am On May 07, 2023
KingLander:
Ever since i started learning forex, i have been under constant cyber attacks from an anonymous person. I have suspects but i cannot decide and accuse people without evidence.
It all started around October last year, they call me, but before i pick, i make sure my data is off. When I pick the call, they wont say anything. I sent them a warning text message never to call me again without saying anything. They stopped that method, the following week, they started bombarding my two phones with MMS messages.
A week before election was when they finally gained access to my phone when i clicked a message from MTNN about an election poll asking me to predict the 2023 election winner, 3 pictures of Tinubu, Obi and Atiku were downloaded without their files visible in my file manager.
After almost 2 months without my knowledge, I reset my phone to factory settings the day i heard my phone taking screenshots. That same day, a number called my personal company's line which i dont use to call people, only colleagues. My phone had been hacked before through a phone call when i picked a call from a number i dont have in my contact list and my data was on. Maybe the hacker was trying to gain access again through phone calls.
I think Iam being tracked by a sophisticated hacker or a government body for always looking at my phone.
What should i do?
How can i track the hacker.


Your sim has been swapped.

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Romance / My Gf Doesn't Want To Bleep Me by LittleBigDick(m): 11:49am On May 05, 2023
I bleeped my gf too hard one too many times and now she has lower back pain. She says that it hurts when she hyper extends and when she twists her torso to the right.
Wtf happened? I’m hurny as shit and I can’t have amazing sex again with her .
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 3:38am On May 02, 2023
sad

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Romance / My Gf Is Nuts by LittleBigDick(m): 4:23pm On May 01, 2023
I love my gf. But when shes having her period she becomes completely unreasonable. Everything i say is suddenly wrong, she gets skeptical of everything and she demands i make her feel better because she feels bad. Then a week later she apologizes for being like that.
Is this normal?
Romance / I Don't Think Dating Is For Me by LittleBigDick(m): 2:46am On Apr 25, 2023
My family is very conservative and want me to get married.
I just prefer casual sex and platonic friendship.
Why do people care so much ??
Romance / What Does This Means (pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 3:17am On Apr 21, 2023
My GF broke up with me but wants to keep contact. What does it mean?
Romance / Pick One by LittleBigDick(m): 4:10am On Apr 17, 2023
1) You get $1,000,000 every year but you need to suck a big fat penis every 16 months
2) you get $200,000 a year but you need to do anal(of your choosing) every 6 months
3) you pay a $20,000 penalty every year to avoid ever sucking a penis in your lifetime
4) You get your dick sucked 4x a week by any woman you desire but your income is restricted to $10,000 annually. If you make more than $10,000, you must suck a penis for each additional $1 you make.
5) You get 1 oz of silver every time you masturbate
Romance / What Is The Best Way To Irritate And Annoy A Girl? by LittleBigDick(m): 12:58pm On Apr 15, 2023
I'd say get laid with her bestie.



Drop yours
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 3:06am On Apr 15, 2023
Osapa shocked

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Food / Re: Dipping Bread In Tea: Good Or Bad Habit? by LittleBigDick(m): 8:23am On Apr 14, 2023
I broke up with my ex because everytime she would dip bread into tea and eats it as if she's still a child.
Romance / I'm in love with two women by LittleBigDick(m): 8:14am On Apr 14, 2023
I've been in love with two women , The first one owns a large beauty salon, we both relate on every level including our sense of humor and she is very good in the other room but she claims she loves me but has a glucose guardian. The second one works in an oil company as a director, she's the whole definition of wifey material but she can't get preg.

I don't know which one I would settle down with .
Romance / Only Women Should Answer This by LittleBigDick(m): 3:12pm On Apr 13, 2023
How do women feel about men who are still virgins at 20+?
Romance / Re: I've Been Caught by LittleBigDick(m): 5:04am On Apr 12, 2023
Berrityga:
Fact check. You will die alone.


Your papa.
Romance / Re: I've Been Caught by LittleBigDick(m): 4:51am On Apr 12, 2023
talk2hb1:

Unto the next one


Dinner with Jay Z ??
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 3:51am On Apr 12, 2023
Your resident food thief is here grin grin

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Romance / Re: I've Been Caught by LittleBigDick(m): 3:39am On Apr 12, 2023
kinda sad to lose two family members this way
Romance / I've Been Caught by LittleBigDick(m): 3:31am On Apr 12, 2023
My girlfriend who I've been with for 2 years caught me with another girl and now I'm alone angry sad
Family / Re: What Is Next When A Marriage Reach This Stage? by LittleBigDick(m): 8:49am On Apr 11, 2023
She'll put sniper in your food and you'll die then she'll inherit your wealth if you have any .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Hardest Part Of Your Job? by LittleBigDick(m): 2:23am On Apr 11, 2023
sacajawea:

Which Kind Work be that??



Gym manager
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Hardest Part Of Your Job? by LittleBigDick(m): 9:54am On Apr 10, 2023
Having older women constantly starring at me.



Younger women bugging me for advices, nutritional tips and callisthenics routine.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by LittleBigDick(m): 9:48am On Apr 10, 2023
Chevron.



Run away from work as a oil rig worker because you go see shege.

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