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Romance / My Gf Bestie Told Me I Love You by LittleBigDick(m): 7:21am On Feb 22, 2023
My gf bestie I bleeped last night said she loved me while we were bleeping
She didn't mean it, did she?
Romance / Re: I Don't Enjoy Sex With Women by LittleBigDick(m): 5:22am On Feb 20, 2023
You might be into underaged girls
Romance / I Raped Her(pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 5:11am On Feb 20, 2023
It has taken a while for me to admit to this horrible truth about myself. I've been in denial for some days , I forced my penis into this girl against her will and raped her and she orgasmed from it .
Her mouth said no but her well lubricated vagina said yes and she had to deal with these two irreconcilable things for years now .
She hated the thing between my legs for what it did to her , she wanted nothing to do with it . I snuck into her house some weeks , found her diary and started reading it where she wrote that she masturbated and could come when she thought of me , pinning her down, pushing her panties aside and pushing myself onto her. She cried and told me to stop as I was climaxing. She could feel herself contracting around my d at the time she was loudly protesting my violation , I told her she love it . She hated me for making her come .
She has been depressed thinking of ways to kpai , she tried to be strong feminist and hate me her rapist for forcing her but she thinks of that night and she gets wet.
Food / Re: [question] Surviving With 20k Budget Possible? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:01pm On Feb 19, 2023
Very possible if you have a lot of female friends and you're fine boy


Just use 5k buy live bet , 5k to stake lite coin and keep the remaining for pocket

Then wait

Different babes will be visiting you with a lot of delicacies
Food / Re: Gas Vs Kerosene? by LittleBigDick(m): 4:57pm On Feb 19, 2023
Firewood

You don't need to pay for it

Just gather from nearby bushes around and lit em up
Food / Re: See The Soup “obstacles” I Got For 4800. by LittleBigDick(m): 4:54pm On Feb 19, 2023
Just forwarded your details to EFCC
Family / Re: . by LittleBigDick(m): 4:45pm On Feb 19, 2023
Use milk and wash your eyes that must after you cut onions near your eyes so that you can cry well and the tears will help wash your eyes

The milk should be pure from goat or cow
Romance / Breakfast Loading by LittleBigDick(m): 1:44pm On Feb 19, 2023
The banny that I was fucking yesterday night said she loved me while we were fucking
She didn't mean it, did she?
Religion / Re: Is There A Real Satanist Here? by LittleBigDick(m): 12:55pm On Feb 18, 2023
I'm here
Family / Re: A Microfinance Bank Job In Lagos Or A Teaching Job In Benin? by LittleBigDick(m): 8:38am On Feb 18, 2023
Both are BS

She should apply to teach English in an Asian country like China or Vietnam


They pay like $6000 per 2 weeks
Phones / Re: What Browser Do You Use The Most by LittleBigDick(m): 8:28am On Feb 18, 2023
Safari

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Romance / I Think My Gf Is A Sociopath by LittleBigDick(m): 8:23am On Feb 18, 2023
Why would my gf keep a diary of me?
She refered to me as "A" in the diary, why not use my full name? Soo fucking weird..
She would mostly critisize me, and victimze herself in her diary, keep notes of what money i give out, what i paid on dates, what i do for her
So weird, why keep track of this? And also refer to me as "A"
Phones / Re: Iphone Vs Android: Which Offers More Privacy? by LittleBigDick(m): 9:01am On Feb 17, 2023
Android
Romance / Re: How Do You Pay Those That Doesn't Accept Transfer by LittleBigDick(m): 8:49am On Feb 17, 2023
Just trek instead of doing transfer


You won't die by trekking
Religion / Any Satanist Here by LittleBigDick(m): 6:59am On Feb 16, 2023
I identify as a Satanist
Who else does ?
Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Bad Brother by LittleBigDick(m): 8:02am On Feb 15, 2023
Report him to Efcc

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Programming / Re: So What Happened To Andela In Nigeria? by LittleBigDick(m): 6:50am On Feb 14, 2023
Who gives af about the most shitles company in naija

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Romance / Re: What Could I Get My Girlfriend On Valentine's Day? by LittleBigDick(m): 6:19pm On Feb 13, 2023
If she's an igbo girl
Okpa garnished with egg and coke

Or cold Stone and meatpie

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Romance / Re: My Ex Wants To Come Back by LittleBigDick(m): 3:00pm On Feb 12, 2023
MrDoGood:


I wish I can send a VN

Go to Vocaroo site then put the link here let's hear your voice

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Worked In A Family Owned Business? Share Your Experience by LittleBigDick(m): 1:03pm On Feb 12, 2023
I've worked in my dad's business ( a trucking company and a bar) as a CTO of both businesses
I was handling the every technological aspects of both businesses managing the social media accounts, websites of both companies


My sister was the financial accountant handling everything financial about companies


My two cousins were the hench men of the companies handling any competitors



My mom wasn't in the business because she had her own thing

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Food / Re: What Changes Have You Made In Respect To Changes In The Prices Of Food Stuff by LittleBigDick(m): 12:49pm On Feb 12, 2023
My tips for anyone struggling

Switch to charcoal or fire wood cooking instead of gas or hot plate if you're not paying for electricity


Buy in bulk from the village


Have a farm and rear poultry



No need paying for a much bigger house rent , move to an older building
The older the better
My mom lives in a house built before the civil war and is still living there ( the house is perfectly okay, even better than a new house )


Switch your kids from private to missionary schools


Stop subscribing to cable , watch plain tv ( just connect a signal antenna to your tv)


Buy milk and tea unbranded not branded ( those cocoa products)


Switch to honey and ditch sugar


Switch to a cheap network like glo or consider using your rich neighbor's wifi ( if you're a woman , you can get with this easily by asking for the WiFi password)


Park your car and start using public transport


Read books even your secondary school books can be useful to you


Eat more fruits( there are trees around in a low area looking for someone to pluck them)


Bill the men in your DM if you're a woman



Set traps for bush meat and your house for delicious rat meat
Food / Re: What Food Can We Cook With Honey? by LittleBigDick(m): 12:35pm On Feb 12, 2023
You can make stew with honey and eat it with rice
Crime / Re: Apple Stealing Iphone And Mac Users Data? by LittleBigDick(m): 12:28pm On Feb 12, 2023
LogicBomb8:

Having established the fact that they are stealing what are you gonna do about it?
Whether you like it or not these phone manufactures are stealing vital info from you just get used to it.
I dont even want to talk about 'your' trusted google or meta etc


Android doesn't do this if you customize it and get rid of the bloat wares
Crime / Re: Pls Help:i Want To Learn Yahoo by LittleBigDick(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2023
Yahoo no work

Read and learn the fraud Bible


Buy CC cloner , plenty cc tools and fullz day dark web for free

Or get site begin day sell drugs ( ibo day sell lyk mad for naija)
Imagine if you come get weed farm with site day sell am
All these things no too cost
Na Just sense you go carry am out

Money day corporate fraud wella

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Crime / Re: Pls Help:i Want To Learn Yahoo by LittleBigDick(m): 12:21pm On Feb 12, 2023
Uchenna10:


If no be plus na luck

lol
Boys are now using Vietnam and Thailand update to cash out today

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by LittleBigDick(m): 8:35am On Feb 12, 2023
HP notebook 540 is having audio abi speaker problems


I can no longer hear sounds or music even video on the PC

The speaker icon shows no audio input sign
Phones / Re: Help!!! Someone Has Cloned My Phone Number by LittleBigDick(m): 8:26am On Feb 12, 2023
Someone has access to your phone

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Health / Re: Gaining Muscle And Loosing Fat by LittleBigDick(m): 8:22am On Feb 12, 2023
Sweetvie:
I want to add weight not dirt undecided

lmao
There are a few quality cum

Not every guy has It


But my pre cum can give you a figo8 with a hot bangin body

Btw you could eat include some certain foods in your meals like fat from poultry , milk and cheese etc.
Romance / Re: Gay Or No? by LittleBigDick(m): 7:42am On Feb 12, 2023
The boy needs a gf

He starting to get sexually active
Health / Re: Gaining Muscle And Loosing Fat by LittleBigDick(m): 5:51pm On Feb 11, 2023
Sweetvie:
Ok.
I want to gain weight but the thing is, I burn calories so fast with little or no stress.


Collect doggy from a slim guy and let him cum on your ass
Programming / Re: To Those That Understand Javascript. by LittleBigDick(m): 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2023
Read eloquent javascript

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