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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is There Any 1 Million Naira Salary Job Out There by LittleBigDick(m): 9:45am On Apr 10, 2023
My uncle was got paid 3m for developing a game in the pre 90s .



Man sold the game to EA and made huge bags.


I once saw an offer for an Excel VBA dev with 1mill pay offer on wall street job site.

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Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 9:35am On Apr 10, 2023
IbrahimSkiba:


I hope you don't Bleep up over there... If not.. na same this shit hole you go see your mumuself

Druggie


Rest ode


Come DM

Sarki ya yi masa mubaya'a
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 9:33am On Apr 10, 2023
Tenrack:
ok baba. Please what are my chances of relocating to Germany and finding a job as an ND holder? How can I go about it please?


Go the trades route.



Find a trade and be very good at it could be electrician, HVAC or plumbing.


Or


Learn how to code .
Family / Re: Parenting Thread by LittleBigDick(m): 9:03am On Apr 10, 2023
Smith530:
My 3yrs old boy is sharp and a talkative type at home but when he gets to school, he’s always silent, he’s Teacher complained about it and his last result (7/31) was poor. What should I do ?

He has a case of autism .


Get him a computer and give him resources on how to code .
Family / Re: How Do I Stop Breastfeeding by LittleBigDick(m): 9:01am On Apr 10, 2023
IyaTola:
wink

Come lemme help liquidate those mf bobos of yours.

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Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by LittleBigDick(m): 8:55am On Apr 10, 2023
Self improve


Make her see that you're more of value to her than she could ever imagine.



Go to the gym , sweat out those muscles .


Help out with the house chores.


Get a higher paying job or have more high paying investments.


Ignore your wife 90% of the time .


Try and make your wife jealous , it could be you flirting with your neighbor.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Best Decision You Ever Made In Your Life. by LittleBigDick(m): 8:22am On Apr 10, 2023
Leaving Naija ASAP immediately I left uni.
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 10:02am On Apr 07, 2023
IbrahimSkiba:



Your brain needs overhauling undecided

There's no need exchanging banter with you..



You need to see a therapist because your mental state in that shit hole is slowly dementing .
Romance / Re: I'll Keep On Breaking The Heart Of Any Banny I Come Across by LittleBigDick(m): 9:36am On Apr 07, 2023
Caaz:

He said he knows stock fish cheesy cheesy cheesy.

Online miyioniyan that steals food pics from the internet and present them on food section and we have successfully caught him.


See this bleeding afonja that won't stop keeping tabs on me.

I know you've been going soapy with my moniker.
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 9:30am On Apr 07, 2023
Tenrack:
no oh. Lol I was just curious. I saw Bavaria on your profile. Sorry to pry; were you born and bred there?

No.
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 8:53am On Apr 07, 2023
IbrahimSkiba:



What's wrong with living in Naija? undecided

A lot of things .


You won't say all is well in that shit hole you're currently in.
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 8:52am On Apr 07, 2023
labake1:



I like your six packs


Wait till you see my hands .


You would want em to choke you.
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 8:51am On Apr 07, 2023
Tenrack:
baba are you based in Germany?


Yea .

You wanna rob me ??
Romance / I'll Keep On Breaking The Heart Of Any Banny I Come Across by LittleBigDick(m): 8:49am On Apr 07, 2023
I’m a serial heart-breaker. When I was 19 I had my first kiss, only to realize it was on a dare and afterwards, the girl ghosted me. I had been the laughing stock in her circle of friends for “proposing to her” (which I did - but asked her to be my gf). They caught us on video. She was laughing and I had tears in my eyes but didn’t run away.
Through my teens until I was 20, I did well in stocks. Well enough to retire. I am a self-made wealthy guy now, and began my revenge using that wealth.
I date girls, shower them with attention and expensive dinners, dates, but never presents. I travel to exotic places with them, Bleep them on the trip, and they get to know a life of luxury unprecedented.
Then, one year from the first date exactly, I remove myself from their lives. Not a word. I make a point to NEVER speak to them again. I have done this 8 times.
I will continue on forever and keep dumping them.

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Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 6:52am On Apr 02, 2023
labake1:
OP is that you?


Yes


Why?
Romance / Re: Which Nigerian Accent Do You Find The Most Attractive? by LittleBigDick(m): 5:20am On Apr 02, 2023
Imo State .
Romance / Re: This Is Why Men No Longer Chase Women As Before. by LittleBigDick(m): 5:17am On Apr 02, 2023
Chasing Nigerian wondny issa waste of time . I rather pick beans than chase them.


That's why I prefer Caucasian women, they can walk up to a guy they like and toast that guy even in the presence of his friends which Nigerian women would rather die than toast a guy.


The only way to chase Nigerian girls is the usual drive by chase .

I haven't chase a Nigerian girl since I was born .


Na them chase me and the funny thing is i bleep and dump to avoid them to cases of preg .

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Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Went To Toast Olosho While Trying To Build Confidence by LittleBigDick(m): 5:09am On Apr 02, 2023
Don't mind peeps telling you to face your studies and leave women .


They did worse than you and can't even chyke a woman .



Chase women , bleep them and dump them because they're not worth it .



Uni is not just for the sake of attending classes and going home after


Go out with your friends to parties and socialize with women .

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Education / I Can't Believe This by LittleBigDick(m): 5:01am On Apr 02, 2023
Bros... men are falling behind

Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 4:55am On Apr 02, 2023
FuckTheMod:

Lol
So this is your mother grin grin grin
Very impressive sight of a shame and disgrace to behold grin grin grin

Keep mirevating from one point to another


You're a just a boisterous booze hound.


Don't quote me again you poor fok.

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Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 4:53am On Apr 02, 2023
I want to be a billionaire chilling on a yacht right now too we all have dreams dream on. [/quote]

Why would I dream of nutting in you when I could prolly do it to a much better hardbody?
Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 4:45am On Apr 02, 2023
FuckTheMod:

This one thinks everyone's mom is like the ugly old hag WHÓRE that birthed hìm̀ grin grin

grin

I'm not going to exchange words with a poor foks that live in Naija.

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Romance / Re: I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 4:32am On Apr 02, 2023
FuckTheMod:

Is it easy?
For instance, what's your bodycount for THIS YEAR ALONE?
i pity you girls of this generation...
No one of you will go unpunished without taking accountability for your actions cool


Bruh that's your mom you're yabbin
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by LittleBigDick(m): 4:29am On Apr 02, 2023
embarassed

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Romance / I Did 90 Days Without Porn And Sex ( Pics) by LittleBigDick(m): 4:24am On Apr 02, 2023
Today is day 90 of no vaseline for me. No sex, no porn, no cum. Last time I cumed was the last day of 2022. grin


Pics is me

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Romance / Redpill by LittleBigDick(m): 4:42am On Mar 15, 2023
Don't ask for a girl's number, instead give her yours. It shows confidence and women like confident men.
Travel / Re: European by LittleBigDick(m): 7:54am On Mar 14, 2023
Serbia


Venezuela

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me Anytime Soon by LittleBigDick(m): 5:15am On Mar 14, 2023
Another autistic being

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