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PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why We Closed Nigeria’s Border With Benin Republic by livingoracle: 9:39pm On Aug 28, 2019
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RomanceRe: Misconception Of "I Stood By You When You Were Nothing". by livingoracle: 6:14pm On Jul 18, 2019
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Christianity EtcRe: PA Ikhide Ikheloa: The Bible Is A Work Of Fiction, Africans Open Your Eyes by livingoracle: 6:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
Can someone help a brother, please.
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Please inbox me the link or the admin's number.
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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Lauretta Onochie Over Her Post About Atiku by livingoracle: 4:10pm On Oct 09, 2018
I am Atikulated

Christianity EtcRe: Over 30,000 Denominations Of The Christian Church And Cannot Agree? by livingoracle: 6:39pm On May 10, 2018
#CaveatEmptor

A man parading himself to be an Evangelist with the name, Evang. Chris Ayokunle Ashogbon a member who worship with Covenant Light Church, minister and mantee with the senior pastor, Nuel Manufor. He stays at Bariga, around Gbagada axis. He is currently being hunted by the Nigerian Police Force and other security agencies for the theft of a hefty amount of foreign currency.

The public and churches in particular are warned to be at alert as this man moves from one church to the other with the intent of defrauding and stealing from innocent individuals.

He was last seen around Ojudu-Berger few days back but is currently believed to be in Sango-Ota, a suburb of Lagos.

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CrimeWolves In Sheep Clothing by livingoracle(op): 9:49am On May 10, 2018
#CaveatEmptor[color=#990000][/color]

A man parading himself to be an Evangelist with the name, Evang. Chris Ayokunle Ashogbon a member who worship with Covenant Light Church, minister and mantee with the senior pastor, Nuel Manufor. He stays at Bariga, around Gbagada axis. He is currently being hunted by the Nigerian Police Force and other security agencies for the theft of a hefty amount of foreign currency.

The public and churches in particular are warned to be at alert as this man moves from one church to the other with the intent of defrauding and stealing from innocent individuals.

He was last seen around Ojudu-Berger few days back but is currently believed to be in Sango-Ota, a suburb of Lagos.

Find below a recent photographs of him and his sponsors.

Christianity EtcJesus Was Crucified On Wednesday Not Friday by livingoracle(op): 8:14am On Apr 14, 2017
Jesus Wasn't Crucified on Friday or Resurrected on Sunday!

How can we fit three days and three nights between a Friday afternoon crucifixion and an Easter Sunday sunrise? The fact is, we can't. So what is the truth about when Jesus was crucified and resurrected? How long was Jesus Christ in the tomb?

Try as you might, it is impossible to fit three days and three nights between a late Friday burial and a Sunday morning resurrection. The Good Friday–Easter Sunday tradition simply isn’t true or biblical.

About one billion Protestants and another billion Catholics believe that Jesus Christ was crucified and entombed on a Friday afternoon—”Good Friday”—and raised to life again at daybreak on Easter Sunday morning, a day and a half later.

Yet when we compare this to what Jesus Himself said about how long He would be entombed, we find a major contradiction. How long did Jesus say He would be in the grave? “For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth” (Matthew 12:40).

The key to understanding the timing of Christ’s crucifixion and resurrection lies in understanding God’s timetable for counting when days begin and end, as well as the timing of His biblical festivals during the spring of the year when these events took place.

The context in which Jesus Christ said these words is important. The scribes and Pharisees were demanding a miraculous sign from Him to prove that He was indeed the long-awaited Messiah. “But He answered and said to them, ‘An evil and adulterous generation seeks after a sign, and no sign will be given to it except the sign of the prophet Jonah’ ” (verse 39).

This was the only sign Jesus gave that He was the promised Messiah: “For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth” (emphasis added throughout).

Traditional timing doesn’t add up

The Gospels are clear that Jesus died and His body was hurriedly placed in the tomb late in the afternoon, just before sundown when a Sabbath began (John 19:30-42).

By the traditional “ Good Friday–Easter Sunday ” timing, from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown is one night and one day. Saturday night to Sunday daybreak is another night, giving us two nights and one day.

So where do we get another night and two days to equal the three days and three nights Jesus said He would be in the tomb?

This is definitely a problem. Most theologians and religious scholars try to work around it by arguing that any part of a day or night counts as a day or night. Thus, they say, the final few minutes of that Friday afternoon were the first day, all day Saturday was the second day, and the first few minutes of Sunday morning were the third day.

Sounds reasonable, doesn’t it?

The trouble is, it doesn’t work. This only adds up to three days and twonights, not three days and three nights.

Also, John 20:1 tells us that “on the first day of the week Mary Magdalene went to the tomb early, while it was still dark, and saw that the stone had been taken away from the tomb.”
 
 The choice of a Sunday date for Easter is based on the assumption that Christ rose from the grave early on a Sunday morning. The popular belief is that Christ was crucified on a Friday and rose on a Sunday. But neither of these suppositions is true. A close reading of the Bible makes that quite clear.

Did you catch the problem here? John tells us it was still dark when Mary went to the tomb on Sunday morning and found it empty. Jesus was already resurrected well before daybreak. Thus He wasn’t in the tomb any of the daylight portion of Sunday, so none of that can be counted as a day.

That leaves us with, at most, part of a day on Friday, all of Friday night, a whole daylight portion on Saturday, and most of Saturday night. That totals one full day and part of another, and one full night

PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Visits Chris Oyakhilome At His Residence (Photos) by livingoracle: 7:04am On Feb 20, 2017
tritt:
Where is Anitahuh
*Go and kill yourself..!*
PoliticsRe: Benin Palace Chiefs Endorse Ize-iyamu by livingoracle: 7:40pm On Sep 18, 2016
Even the Bible warned us to be careful with those that chant CHANGE. God saw it coming and He warned us in His Holy Writ of its consequences if we vote the CHANGE MANTRAS.. I just dey laugh grin grin grin Naija never see anything. Welcome aboard!
PoliticsRe: Benin Palace Chiefs Endorse Ize-iyamu by livingoracle: 7:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
grin

PoliticsRe: Vanguard Newspaper Apologises To Oby Ezekwesili by livingoracle: 5:50pm On Sep 13, 2016
How crappy can crappy get? Just two days ago I did a post on people posting stories without first verifying the authenticity of the post. Yesterday, Aunty Oby Ezekwesili took naij.com, Lindaikeji, nairaland and vanguard online to the cleaners for posting crap about her.

To make matters worse their were some adults on my friends list that shared thesame story. Out of share hatred for the present government. Some even taunted me with the post.

This is the 21st century. You can no longer get away with your stupidity (forgive my French). For each lie you cook up and share you loose respect and credibility.

The present government rode on the lies of the former to get to Aso Rock. Majority of their campaign budget money was spent to make the present government popular and from the looks of things they seem not to have learnt their lessons. The more you mention a man's name whether for good or evil you make him popular.

By the way have you checked the present poll between Trump and Hillary. Trump seem to be gaining speed because he's been mentioned more. Even if you didn't pay attention in class, can't you learn from what's happening around you?

For the adults on my friends list that shared the crappy news go and sin no more. You may not be this lucky next time.

I repeat, stop posting and sharing crappy stuffs.
FamilyRe: Wife Abandoned Husband Who Won N63Milllion From Lottery Afterwards by livingoracle: 4:22pm On Aug 05, 2016
Women and money

PoliticsRe: Edo: 700 APC Members Defect To PDP by livingoracle: 5:28pm On Aug 04, 2016
God will help us grin

PoliticsRe: Apc Governors Visit Oba Of Benin (pics) by livingoracle: 1:53pm On Jul 16, 2016
Elose11:
Benin have no Oba yet. He is the crown prince, Eheneden.
Please mind what you say on this platform. Do not insult the Oba of Benin. He's not a Crown Prince, he is the King of kings in Edo land. Don't ever refer to the Oba as a Crown Prince. Thanks for your understanding!
Forum GamesRe: Solve This Hidden Mobile Phone Eye Test (picture) by livingoracle: 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2016
timidapsin:
Its a Game of Phones cheesy cheesy


Hidden Mobile phone on the carpet has been driving internet users crazy...
But can you find it?



This photo i found on Afriwap has been shared nearly 16,000 times, reaching 120,000 reactions on social media
The image is the latest in a string of viral puzzles confounding the internet



Are your eyes sharp enough to solve this brain teaser driving people crazy on Facebook?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/08/19/3614155C00000578-3681369-image-a-24_1468003196522.jpg


Take your time to look for it.. And you will eventually find it. smiley

Copied from: http://afriwap.com/general-discussion/there-is-a-hidden-mobile-phone-on-this-carpet-can-you-find-it
OK, let's take an Eye Test and see how many will fail it.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Eid-El-Fitr Message To Nigerians by livingoracle: 9:00pm On Jul 05, 2016
CR77:
Good message from the Dullard
For those looking for the moon:-
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Any comment?

HealthRe: Five Daily Habits That Can Damage Your Liver. by livingoracle: 6:47pm On Jul 05, 2016
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The federal ministry of health and Information warns that watching Bubu is on TV and listening to Lie Lie Mohammed is liable to damage your liver. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Kachikwu As GMD Of NNPC by livingoracle: 8:17pm On Jul 04, 2016
nwamummy96:
Pls Chairman and GMD which of the post is higher?
Sahara Reporters no get sense oo. According to Femi Adesina he is still Minister of State and Chairman of the board but no longer GMD thereby reducing his load of work. What's the sack there?

Sahara Nonsense!

HealthThe Cost Of Artificialism by livingoracle(op): 9:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
Better is the end of a matter than the beginning. This pic is very enlightening, this is what you get get for being artificial. This is the price you pay for the seed you sow. Why won't ladies stay natural, you were wonderfully and fearfully made. God didn't make a mistake when He was making you, in fact He had beauty on His mind when He created you. Are you now wiser than Him, true beauty is your character not your boos or booty. Man-made beauty is vanity, every good and perfect beauty comes from above only.

RomanceRe: Five Abusive Words You Should Not Say To Her, No Matter What by livingoracle: 12:59pm On Jul 02, 2016
onstelly:
Don't do that again

Women misbehave a lot. I think they need deliverance.

PoliticsRe: Henry Okah Still In Custody — Nigerian Prisons Service by livingoracle: 2:36pm On Jun 25, 2016
LMAyedun:
The suspected mastermind of the 2010 Independence Day bombings, Charles Okah,did not escape from Kuje Prison in Abuja, the Nigerian Prisons Service has told PREMIUM TIMES.

“It is not true (that he escaped),” the spokesperson for the Nigerian Prisons Service, Francis Enobore, told PREMIUM TIMES, in response to reports that Mr. Okah scaled the prison’s wall and fled on Friday night.

“He is there (Kuje prison) hale and hearty. The comptroller of prisons in charge of the FCT was there less than 30 minutes ago and he saw him there. I spoke to the controller.”

Mr. Enobore however admitted that there was an “incident” at the prison on Friday night.
“Yes there was an incident yesterday, but Henry Okah was not involved,” he said. The Comptoller prisons has ordered an investigation and that is going on. We want to know if anybody escaped and if yes, what are their identities.”

Mr. Enobore promised to provide updates once the preliminary investigation is ready.”


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/205911-jailbreak-in-abuja-but-henry-okah-still-in-custody-nigerian-prisons-service.html
grin grin Lucky Luciano was indeed lucky but never foolish like Tony Montana. Al Capone was a power drunk mo' fucker see how he ended up, Santino Corlene was too aggressive he died like a slowpoke. Carlito was wise not to kill Benny Blanco from Bronx, but that's where his problems began.

PoliticsRe: Henry Okah Still In Custody — Nigerian Prisons Service by livingoracle: 2:34pm On Jun 25, 2016
LMAyedun:
The suspected mastermind of the 2010 Independence Day bombings, Charles Okah,did not escape from Kuje Prison in Abuja, the Nigerian Prisons Service has told PREMIUM TIMES.

“It is not true (that he escaped),” the spokesperson for the Nigerian Prisons Service, Francis Enobore, told PREMIUM TIMES, in response to reports that Mr. Okah scaled the prison’s wall and fled on Friday night.

“He is there (Kuje prison) hale and hearty. The comptroller of prisons in charge of the FCT was there less than 30 minutes ago and he saw him there. I spoke to the controller.”

Mr. Enobore however admitted that there was an “incident” at the prison on Friday night.
“Yes there was an incident yesterday, but Henry Okah was not involved,” he said. The Comptoller prisons has ordered an investigation and that is going on. We want to know if anybody escaped and if yes, what are their identities.”

Mr. Enobore promised to provide updates once the preliminary investigation is ready.”


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/205911-jailbreak-in-abuja-but-henry-okah-still-in-custody-nigerian-prisons-service.html
Lucky Luciano was indeed lucky but never foolish like Tony Montana. Al Capone was a power drunk mo' fucker see how he ended up, Santino Corlene was too aggressive he died like a slowpoke. Carlito was wise not to kill Benny Blanco from Bronx, but that's where his problems began.

PoliticsRe: Utorogu Liberation Movement, New Militant Group Emerges by livingoracle: 9:53pm On Jun 16, 2016
The Amanyanabo of Okrika kingdom has a lot of oil wells situated in his kingdom. He has no oil well. But the Sultan of Sokoto has over 10 oil wells in Niger Delta. The Amanyanabo of Bonny in Niger Delta has oil wells in his kingdom, but he has no oil well to his name but The Emir of Kano has over 5 oil wells in Niger Delta territories. The Amanyanabo of Kalabari has so many oil wells in his kingdom but has no oil well to his name in his kingdom but the Emir of Gwazo has over 5 oil wells in Niger Delta territories. In Ogonilands there are so many oil wells but none of the kings in Ogonilands have any oil wells but General Danjuma has over 10 oil wells in Ogonilands. The list can go on but Niger Delta people and their kings don't have oil wells . Such a situation, will you say it is fair to the Niger Delta people in Nigeria? Let's restructure and live in unity. The cheating is very bad and not fair. This is the bane of the corruption in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Utorogu Liberation Movement, New Militant Group Emerges by livingoracle: 9:51pm On Jun 16, 2016
sharpden:
A new militant group which goes by the name, Utorogu Liberation Movement has announced its emergence in the Niger Delta region.


The Amanyanabo of Okrika kingdom has a lot of oil wells situated in his kingdom. He has no oil well. But the Sultan of Sokoto has over 10 oil wells in Niger Delta. The Amanyanabo of Bonny in Niger Delta has oil wells in his kingdom, but he has no oil well to his name but The Emir of Kano has over 5 oil wells in Niger Delta territories. The Amanyanabo of Kalabari has so many oil wells in his kingdom but has no oil well to his name in his kingdom but the Emir of Gwazo has over 5 oil wells in Niger Delta territories. In Ogonilands there are so many oil wells but none of the kings in Ogonilands have any oil wells but General Danjuma has over 10 oil wells in Ogonilands. The list can go on but Niger Delta people and their kings don't have oil wells . Such a situation, will you say it is fair to the Niger Delta people in Nigeria? Let's restructure and live in unity. The cheating is very bad and not fair. This is the bane of the corruption in Nigeria.


The group's major focus is mainly on gas plants as it has threatened to attack West Africa’s biggest gas plant, Otorogu Gas Plant in Udu and Ughelli South council Areas of Delta State.


Report says the group in a banner message issued by Gen. K. Omovudu and others which was placed near the Motor Park in Out-Jeremi, headquarters of Ughelli South council, also declared support for the Niger Delta Avengers.


ULM also vowed to blow up oil facilities along the Oil Mining Lease 34 and other oil facilities in the upland parts of the Niger Delta.


The banner mission statement read, “My good people of Utorogun community, Otu-Jeremi, Otor-Udu, Iwkrekan, Ekakpamre and all oil and pipeline communities within this region, this is the voice of ULM in collaboration with outgas force.


“It is a secessionist move. The awareness of things happening in our environment is a means to outline our course of action. The awareness is an agitation for economic balance. We have a common enemy, the Nigerian Petroleum Development Company, NPDC and ND Western who hate your progress and wish you die in poverty.”


http://.com/new-militant-group-emerges-vows-to-bomb-gas-plants-in-niger-delta/
TravelRe: I Need Help With Information About Moving To GHANA by livingoracle: 7:37pm On Jun 16, 2016
Venzal:
Thanks for your input. But please, what exactly do you mean? I am ready to hear from different sources; that's why I put this up here in the first place.
What they didn't tell you is that feeding in Ghana is hellish. Trust me, you will remember your homeland. A can of Amstel Malt is 4 Ghana Cedis, can you beat that?. Bathroom slippers is 4 Ghana Cedis, Big Eva Bottle water is 2.5 Ghana Cedis. I can list it on and on. Ghana is not what it used to be, things has changed. I don't like Ghana and I mean no insult. Nigeria economy is still very much prettier than that of Ghana. The only country you can compare Nigeria with in Africa is South Africa and I stand to be corrected and open to be instructed. Just prepare to eat their Okra soup with Tilapia fish, Palm nut soup, Kenke, Banku, Tuna fish, etc. O boy, naija food cost wella. You go miss home die, couple with the sun eh! Kwame and Nana go use you eat their breakfast in the morning, even Kojo and Mensa go do fake resident permit for you if you wan open bank account there. Naija boys don spoil GH. Beg no go Circle, Osun, Kole Gono, Labaddin beach, Adabraka, etc for night oo! Achama is a dangerous place for a cool headed guy like you. Let me greet you in a Phanti language, "Akwaaba!".

Christianity EtcRe: Supo Ayokunle Emerges As New CAN President by livingoracle: 6:07pm On Jun 14, 2016
SuperS1Panther:
CAN will have a little bit of decorum now.

This is nice departure from the razzmatazz of a celebrity CAN leadership.
Shot your mouth! Kids don't interfere with spiritual matters, if you don't have any meaningful thing to say, shut your trap. Must you comment on every post? Get some decorum!

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