SimonAndal:
I'm sorry, but the only bro code I follow is written by Barnabus Stinson. OP yours is fake!!!

2cato: I trust her she never useless her body like most nigerian women who ar strippers.

lofty900: even if she cheated, I'll still stick with her cos I know that if I cheat, she'll also stick with me

tonididdy: who is Sean tizzle's hair stylist?

in other words: Sean tizzle na who dey barb your hair?

dtito: Oxford's editors have welcomed a new batch of words to their database, validating young people and making life less confusing for old people

 

Oxford Dictionaries, the arm of the Oxford family that focuses on current English, announced on Wednesday that they’ve added the latest batch of words to their ranks.

For all those who are ready to set their quills to parchment and declare the end of the English language, now that such frivolous terms are getting respect from Oxford, please keep in mind that this is not the Oxford English Dictionary. That arm of the family is more like the serious and intellectual grandfather who constantly withholds his approval from younger generations. In other words, the OED editors require words to have much more historical, significant impact before adding them to that reference.

Caveats made, here is a selection of Oxford Dictionaries’ noobs:

acquihire (n.): buying out a company primarily for the skills and expertise of its staff.

adorbs (adj.): arousing great delight; cute or adorable.

air punch (n.): thrusting one’s clenched fist up into the air, typically as a gesture of triumph.

amazeballs (adj.): very impressive, enjoyable, or attractive.

anti-vax (adj.): opposed to vaccination.

binge-watch (v.): watch multiple episodes of a television program in rapid succession.

bro hug (n.): a friendly embrace between two men.

clickbait (n.): (on the Internet) content whose main purpose is to attract attention and draw visitors to a particular web page.

cray (adj.): crazy, but without that time-consuming extra syllable.

Deep Web (n.): the part of the World Wide Web that is not discoverable by means of standard search engines.

doncha (contraction): don’t you.

douchebaggery (n.): obnoxious or contemptible behaviour.

e-cig (n.): another term for electronic cigarette.

fandom (n.): the fans of a particular person, team, series, etc., regarded collectively as a community or subculture.

fast follower (n.): a company that quickly imitates the innovations of its competitors.

5:2 diet (n.): a diet that involves eating normally for five days out of a seven-day period and greatly restricting the amount of food eaten on the other two days.

FML (abbrev.): (vulgar slang) f— my life! (used to express dismay at a frustrating personal situation)

hate-watch (v.): watch (a television program usually) for the sake of the enjoyment derived from mocking or criticizing it.

hot mess (n.): a person or thing that is spectacularly unsuccessful or disordered.

hot mic (n.): a microphone that is turned on, in particular one that broadcasts a spoken remark that was intended to be private.

humblebrag (n. & v.): (make) an ostensibly modest or self-deprecating statement whose actual purpose is to draw attention to something of which one is proud.

hyperconnected (adj.): characterized by the widespread or habitual use of devices that have Internet connectivity.

ICYMI (abbrev.): in case you missed it.

listicle (n.): an Internet article presented in the form of a numbered or bullet-pointed list.

live-tweet (v.): post comments about (an event) on Twitter while the event is taking place.

mansplain (v.): (of a man) explain something to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

mud run (n.): an event in which participants negotiate a course consisting of obstacles filled or covered with mud.

neckbeard (n.): growth of hair on a man’s neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor grooming.

Paleo diet (n.): a diet based on the type of foods presumed to have been eaten by early humans.

second screen (n.): a mobile device used while watching television, especially to access supplementary content or applications.

sentiment analysis (n.): the process of computationally identifying and categorizing opinions expressed in a piece of text.

side boob (n.): the side part of a woman’s breast, as exposed by a revealing item of clothing.

side-eye (n.): a sidelong glance expressing disapproval or contempt.

smartwatch (n.): a mobile device with a touchscreen display, worn on the wrist.

SMH (abbrev.): shaking (or shake) my head (used to express disapproval, exasperation, etc.).

spit take (n.): (especially as a comic technique) an act of suddenly spitting out liquid one is drinking in response to something funny or surprising.

subtweet (n.): (on Twitter) a post that refers to a particular user without directly mentioning them, typically as a form of furtive mockery or criticism.

tech-savvy (n.): well informed about or proficient in the use of modern technology.

time-poor (adj.): spending much of one’s time working or occupied.

throw shade (phr.): publicly criticize or express contempt for someone.

vape (v.): inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic cigarette or similar device.

WDYT (abbrev.): what do you think?

YOLO (abbrev.): you only live once (expressing the view that one should make the most of the present moment).[url][/url]

LMAyedun: Nuhu Ribadu

MrRhymes101: Eya!!! lesson for our naija babes that take selfies everywhere, even in the toilet....r u not scared of dying naked.....RIP bro

Haywhymido: Mine God, he made me cry n go thru semi hell.He is so carefree with d (abusive) words dat come out of his mouth.envy of me n everything i do.4 d years we lived together he is nearest to me but in my heart he is d farthest. There is simply nothing u can do to satisfy him. Life goes on sha.

xtervaganza: Notice to all nairalanders......



A hungry man is an angry man




Since the igbos father's died of starvation.


The pitiful igbos here were born hungry



Hence their anger



Don't be mad at them



Just laugh at their eternal idiocy



And always remind them what led to the waste of 3 million of their father's



Hahahahahahahaha

collynzo2: The look like Mgbekes.
Nothing classy about that, even for a 1973 picture.

PerfectFortune: The begining of the end of Abokis in Lasgidi.

You are not a Northerner but you look like one and you stay in Lagos, all I have to say to you is "SAVE JOURNEY". Lol

Not confirmed though but when it is, I don't even want to imagine the awaiting massacre afterwards.

MEILYN: You are mistaken. I am the only employee with an Olevel working there. Someone who knew the MD took me there, I was interviewed and employed. I think I am ahead of my peers, why? Because all brains are not equal. You don't even wanna know the name of the company.

MEILYN: Them try. So I go wait till I make am first before I go school. Why the rush? U go go school finish you no go get work. Right now am about 19 years of age, I work as a cashier in a big company at Mushin, I don't even have my papers I only have an Olevel. And am doing the job very well, even more than a graduate would do.

Anyway, all that said and done. Please help a nairalander win a competition. God bless you as you visit this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/1804120/please-nairalander-win-competition-nasco

ggrin: No am not commotin


I love the side peck she dy always gimme