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RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by llade(m): 10:09pm On May 21, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Thank God when I met my wife 15 yeas ago girls never dey exposed to what we are seeing today.
CareerRe: CyberSecurity: GRC, CYSA+, AWS, CCSK, CCSP, CISSP, CISA, CRISC, CISM by llade(m): 3:42pm On May 19, 2020
Am interested in CEH v 10. My email is eawasini@gmail.com.
HealthRe: What Is The Best Infrared Thermometer And Cost by llade(op): 7:37pm On May 15, 2020
chillex8:
Most IR thermometer functions are the same.
Reliability depends on Handling and usage. Rgds
Thanks
HealthWhat Is The Best Infrared Thermometer And Cost by llade(op): 2:39pm On May 15, 2020
Please am in Lagos Island and want to know the best Infrared Thermometer to use for my office and how much it cost. Thanks.
FamilyRe: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by llade(m): 12:54pm On May 01, 2020
Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.
You need to apologise and reconcile with your wife and kids. They are your primary responsibility. I must say your wife is an angel to have tolerated all you put her through.
InvestmentRe: Nursery And Primary School Business Plan by llade(m): 10:38am On Apr 19, 2020
How much does the business plan cost.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Deadly Sins To Avoid At Job Interviews by llade(m): 3:09pm On Apr 06, 2020
HealthRe: NCDC Makes Correction To Initial Confirmed Cases by llade(m): 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2020
They should always cross check their facts before posting online.
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Free CEH Seminar/workshop by llade(m): 3:14pm On Apr 02, 2020
Good Day, I am in Nigeria and want to write the certified ethical hacker Exams.
My inquiries are:
1. I want to now how I can get the digital study materials and question banks
2. Can I write the exam in Nigeria
3. Are there Approved Training Centers in Abuja
Educational ServicesRe: Expert Services Of Programming Assignment Help In Worldwide Online by llade(m): 2:59pm On Apr 01, 2020
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AutosRe: Estimated Cost For Clearing Cars In TIN-CAN Lagos (2020) by llade(m): 7:29am On Mar 27, 2020
Thanks for the information.
CareerRe: Get A Professional Resume, Cover Letter And CV by llade(m): 5:00pm On Mar 26, 2020
How much do u charge
CareerRe: Professional Resume/CV, Cover Letter, LinkedIn Optimization - HIRE ME by llade(m): 10:15am On Mar 11, 2020
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AutosRe: Mercedes Benz C300 2012 Fulloption Used... 2.8m by llade(m): 8:35am On Mar 09, 2020
Can it fly for 2.4
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Nigeria Sovereign Investment Authority (NSIA) Recruitment 2020 by llade(m): 10:04pm On Feb 07, 2020
IFIRI:
Good place to work
Is it better than NNPC and DPR
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Nigeria Sovereign Investment Authority (NSIA) Recruitment 2020 by llade(m): 10:38am On Feb 06, 2020
For the Manager positions, how is their pay like for me to consider porting. You can send me a private email (eawasini@gmail.com). Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Never Put These 5 Things On Your CV When Applying For A Job In Nigeria by llade(m): 6:51pm On Jan 31, 2020
Interesting piece.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Says It Did Not License Anybody To Operate Commercial Motorcycles by llade(m): 1:13pm On Jan 31, 2020
Brandstudio01:
I pity for Opay. Please always considered the future before investing your hard earned money in any venture
Investment needs serious analysis oh.
CareerRe: CFA Candidates In The House by llade(m): 6:53pm On Jan 27, 2020
st2clem:
CFA 2020 videos , Notes available
Do you have 2020 IFT Level 2 videos for Ethics, Corporate Finance, Portfolio Management and FRA.
Car TalkRe: Can A New Remote Be Programmed For 2008 Pathfinder by llade(op): 6:49pm On Jan 27, 2020
aieromon:
Yes,it can. Get a replacement remote and programme it yourself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TBRP1Mn5w
Many thanks
Car TalkRe: REMOTE FAULT ASSESSMENT AND DIAGNOSIS GUIDE By AutoMoTech by llade(m): 6:17pm On Jan 25, 2020
AutoMoTech:
Oh... Ok. Apologies pls. Ofcourse it can be programmed
Thanks
Car TalkRe: Can A New Remote Be Programmed For 2008 Pathfinder by llade(op): 2:48pm On Jan 25, 2020
llade:
I have a 2008 Nissan Pathfinder but the remote is bad and refused to work even after changing the battery severally. Can a new remote be programmed that will work for the suv. The remote is on its own and separate from the key. Am based in Abuja.

Car TalkRe: REMOTE FAULT ASSESSMENT AND DIAGNOSIS GUIDE By AutoMoTech by llade(m): 2:11pm On Jan 25, 2020
AutoMoTech:
Yes ofcourse. A new key can e programed. Just ensure d security module (if any)/immobilizer is still good...
The key is ok, am talking about the remote if another one can be bought and programmed. The 2008 Nissan Pathfinder remote and key are separate.

Car TalkCan A New Remote Be Programmed For 2008 Pathfinder by llade(op): 12:37pm On Jan 25, 2020
I have a 2008 Nissan Pathfinder but the remote is bad and refused to work even after changing the battery severally. Can a new remote be programmed that will work for the suv. The remote is on its own and separate from the key. Am based in Abuja.
Car TalkRe: REMOTE FAULT ASSESSMENT AND DIAGNOSIS GUIDE By AutoMoTech by llade(m): 12:34pm On Jan 25, 2020
I have a 2008 Nissan Pathfinder but the remote is bad and refused to work even after changing the battery severally. Can a new remote be programmed that will work for the suv. Am based in Abuja.
BusinessRe: Get A Logo Design For 2K by llade(m): 12:00pm On Jan 25, 2020
Can you design a logo for a trading company, bakery, property company and an energy company.
InvestmentRe: HOW To REGISTER A HOLDING COMPANY In NIGERIA by llade(m): 11:58am On Jan 25, 2020
Nice piece

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