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Teshekule... meaning thank you

Darkaengel: Seriosna, ti ochen balshoi durak

Na wa o... wetin i do wrong now wey u dey call me big fool
How u even take knw say i be fat person self

Spa di rubbish, all langi speak useless nigeria here in.
Russia para girls fine visio but visit must visa apply to travel out.
Skoro da da dobro dobro yan.sh yan.sh
I no try?

justwise: Why did you not give the tip here?

henrychubayo: PLEASE GIVE THE TIP HERE SO THAT OTHERS COULD LEARN AS WELL. I NEED THE TIP ALSO.

He isnt gonna post the tips here so that our winch will not prevent it from working.
Typical naija man, came for an advice, got the advice nd dont want to contribute anymore.
If na so life be, no body for gree advice you too oooo.
Rubb.ish

naijacutee: I was in this situation a few days ago - I had some money in Nigeria I wanted to transfer abroad, but didn't want to do through the bank because of hefty fees. How my problem was solved was that I contacted people I knew, and asked them to tell somebody to tell somebody else. On a faceless forum like this, you're not likely to be taken seriously.

Thanks bro
But dats why i narrowed it to sweden alone cos i can meet the person face to face before doing anything.

I sure knw say i go do am... certainly

jerrymania: You be learner! olodo

Thank you
Person wey sabi

Is there anyone in sweden who wants to receive cash from nigeria, either from parents or from their business at home, the money will be paid into my acct in naija nd i will give it to you either in cash or bank transfer in sweden.

I need to get some huge cash home nd d charges im gonna incur from the transaction is high nd there are limitations to how much u can send.
This is strickly for nigerians in sweden because thats where i live and we can even meet before doing any transaction.
Thanks.

The day i realised im always on d same train with uk prime minister everyday.
Cant imagine dat happening in naija

Anoda avenue to loot nd waste money.

@op
I live in sweden and i will like to ask you some questions pls

Na wa o
Dis life self don tire me
Imagine pa kasumu not even having a house he can call is own in lagos.
Dem no dey pay am for his roles?

Speedy recovery sha o

Adonis4u: Wow! thas nice. I came for my masters at Goteborg/chalmers university and am kind of not use to the system here. If you don't mind I would like to meet you. Should I send you a PM?

Can you pls tell me how long you waited for your transcript to be verified in nigeria because i have been waiting for 6months now and each time i call them, they always tell me i have to wait.
Thanks

Na wa o

Odi kwa terrible

Mr.T Anonymous:
Hi, I'm travelling to Myanmar before December,Can I obtain a visa on arrival at the airport or do I need to get one in advance of going? If it's the latter, what's the best and cheapest way to do this please?
And does anyone know how much the visa costs?
Thanks a million!

honestly... you need serious help.

downloading but the estimated time is like 2hours

i doubt it because when i was coming back from naija and i had a stop over in Frankfurt, my MTN didn't work at all.

Hnmmm magaluf.... dat area in palma de marlloca is d babylon of d city, i can never forget my last summer holiday der... it was 2derful (if its correct)

In rasta language
Me nah give a f*ck

Hnmm... (ojo buruku esu bu omimu) bad day devil drink water.
I was returnin from budapest to stockholm and after 50min in d flight, dis god forsaken turbulence started.
First i was like nothing dey happen nd its normal, as a naija man i was acting fearless cos of d fearful chick bside me. D turbulence continued for like 5mins and d pilot announced d suspension of food nd drinks and ordered every1 to remain seated.
Nna mehn... when d pilot now announced dat d turbulence is gettin worse and hes tryin all he can to stabilise d plane. While he was sayin dis, i felt the plane dropin in alttitude and all of a sudden, oxygen mask droped , i didnt knw when i screemed ' oh jesus '.
Come see where i dey do confession of sin instanta cos i felt dat was d end because d air hostess sittin opposite me was shakin her head and her eyes were closed.
It went on for anoda 10mins and it started to reduce untill d flight was stable again.
Since dat experience, i have concluded to b callin a plane '' coffin'' cos when its closed cikena

Justosaus: she's not ok upstairs. No matter where one goes in this world, home remains home.

If uv ever been frustrated by nigerian officials abroad... u go follow d girl cry. Sometimes, it can be more profitable to b a stateless citizen dan being a nigerian.
Im not in support of burning d p sha o.

Really?
Tell me where in the world that this isnt an issue?
Even in my country nigeria, there is marginalization and sentiments in every sector of d economy.
So pls say something new .... complaining about racism is boring these days.

adaobi123: ^^^ but its true. Countries like that hate black people

Xlad: Students can't work, Among the Schengen States, Racist country, Gateway to Western Europe [b][/b]

Bla bla bla bla
Sometimes, i prefer to see stuffs like '1st to comment ' to reading sometin like dis. Nna na wa o

Mr knowitall.:
No its not misleading...its actually right on point....

I think its misleading because if u come with such heading, u should be able to list all the countries thats under such category.
Dont just start a topic because u feel like ... cmon

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=a4Fv98jttYA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Da4Fv98jttYA

Pls enjoy

Generally, passing a driving test in Europe is not a joke.
i dont know if there is any country in Europe with a more difficult procedure than Sweden when you want to get a license.

firstly, you apply for the learner's permit and you pay for the processing of your permit.

secondly, you go for a course on alcohol, drugs, stress and tiredness, but this course isnt free because u have to pay for it aswell.

thirdly you go for halkbanan ( driving on snow -skid) though the course is really vital for every driver cos you are lectured and made to experience whats gonna feel like during an accident either on the snow or on a dry road and how aquaplaning occurs on road with cars. But its very expensive.

Also, if you intend to go to a driving school for practice this is d appropriate time to start but if you want to take a private instructor, you will have to go for a different course entire on how to behave with a private instructor, things you are expected to take along with you when going for practice e.t.c. you have to pay for your application for a private instructor to be approved and you will pay for the course on how to relate for a private instructor as well.

fourthly, you go for the theory test which consists of 70 questions(objectives)but you are going to be graded on 65 out of the 70 questions and the pass mark is 52. ( you pay for it as well)

fifthly, the driving test which is from 1 till 5 and the pass mark is 3. ( you pay for this also)

After going through all these processes and passing all your tests, you then pay for your license to be printed and sent to your address.

all about money and stress...honestly.

though i did mine once but no be me na baba GOD

Save the Children's annual State of the World's Mothers report finds that moms in Finland are the best-off, while and those in Congo have it the hardest. The U.S., which has the highest first-day infant death rate in the industrial world, was 30th out of the 176 countries on the index and Nigeria is on 169 position, out of the 54 African countries, Nigeria is placed above only 7 countries (Gambia, CAR, Niger,Mali, Sierra Leone, Somalia and DR Congo) and yet we still sit here on NL claiming to be great...its a pity
Scandinavian countries are in first 6...nice





http://www.savethechildrenweb.org/SOWM-2013/#/71/zoomed

kennybuda: Table this issue with old boys in malmo I know some of them that imigrate from Copenhagen to malmo 20 years ago hopefully they have experience and may be in position to advice you or introduce you to best lawyers in town , you are a new commer with no experience in Europe niaraland and links to swedish immigration page may not help meet old buggers in town.

Bandeco: Great idea! Thank u sir for ur concern

i still remain on my point...u still have to go apply from naija only if malmo dons are trying to delay you from being like them (having a permit) cos naija peeps bad o

yea based on the fact that he is an asylum seeker he can tell them he cant travel back home...but this will take along time and being a nigerian, there is a possibility of his case being rejected. so its better and its gonna be faster if he just get married, close his asylum case and go home and apply. naija flight is max 130k naira from sweden with ethiopian or turkish air.

dahonestboss: You do not need to be legal in a country to get married, now I am wondering how I contradicted myself

i never said he as to be legal to get married, especially in sweden...what im sayin is that you advised him to remain in sweden for his application but according to your reference...

This applies if you have a child who has a residence permit or who is a Swedish citizen, and if you have or are expecting a child with a person who is a Swedish citizen or who has a permanent residence permit.
In these cases the requirements are:

that you fulfill the conditions for being granted a residence permit due to ties to a close family member in Sweden that it is clear that you would have received a residence permit if you had submitted your application before coming to Sweden and
it is not reasonable to demand that you return to your home country to apply

mind you this guy is an aduro, he met the lady in sweden (not before coming to sweden), he has no pending application with swedish immigration, so this is not applicable to him.
there is no two ways to it man...he will have to go out of suwe and apply and him and his wife will be interviewed and then a decision will be mad but in as much as a child is now involve...its 200% that his coming back to arlanda or Goteborg airport.

dahonestboss: WRONG!!!

He do not need to go out of Sweden to apply for a residence permit. He can apply inshore as well

Quoting from the Swedish immigration website

http://www.migrationsverket.se/info/4222_en.html

If u read what u quote urself u will see u are contradicting urself
Start from in these cases the requirements are ...
do u think that requirement is for u?

Also, the child wont be born in another 4months from now.
Man make u marry her nd go naija go apply o.
Dont let dem mislead u o

dahonestboss: WRONG!!!

He do not need to go out of Sweden to apply for a residence permit. He can apply inshore as well

Quoting from the Swedish immigration website

http://www.migrationsverket.se/info/4222_en.html

What u fail to understand is..its one thing to submit an application and its another thing for your application to be granted.
Forget what u read on the internet, im telling u from experience.
A cameroonian friend did exactly like this and his application was pending for over 2yrs.

Op...i will advice u to go and apply from naija o and close ur aduro b4 u apply for ur 2yrs cos u cant have double status in a country.