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Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Celebrates Her 29th Birthday (pics, Video) by LLKJSays(m): 6:19am On Oct 30, 2018
Anybody contemplating SUICIDE!? here's a Living Example,

For you to BELIEVE that after Darkness...

comes forth SunShine,Hope and Success in this Life...

They NEVER promised you,that i was gonna be Easy....

Keep your HeadUP!

'Kechi Onwuchi YOU ARE AMAZING!


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 28th October 2018 by LLKJSays(m): 2:43pm On Oct 28, 2018
LINK PLEASE O! I dey one 'Village like that'

CORRECT LINK Anybody, PLS HELP! embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup (0 - 1) Live by LLKJSays(m): 4:33pm On Oct 25, 2018
SPAMMERS Mr Jeje and Nukiko,do you really think,by coming here

With your Sh@@tty SPAM, We will now be Happy and Patronise you.

Lady Mukina PLEEASE 'Do the needful' to these Blipping RULES BREAKERS/
ACCUSED PERSONs ie to say: 'BAN THEIR A$$!' from our Thread and Forum,

yeye Recharge Sellers,both of you. [when will you show 'Ben Murray Common Sense]
Theres a TIME and PLACE, Them no go Hear word!

Rolling my Eyes and 'kissing my teeth' @ their irresponsible selfishness!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup (0 - 1) Live by LLKJSays(m): 4:21pm On Oct 25, 2018
Guys PLEASE Provide 'Better Link' for STreaming..?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan Campaign Poster For Oyo House Of Assembly (Photos) by LLKJSays(m): 6:32pm On Sep 21, 2018
GOODLuck to the babe,
Life itself na Gamble! At least her
ArSenaL Attack dey FULL Wella..
Crime / Re: Policeman beats LASTMA officials in Lagos. by LLKJSays(m): 4:18pm On Sep 18, 2018
The Great Fela Anikulapo:

Famously covered this mad menace of 'Uniform men' in his muzik ie
UNKNOWN SOLDIER and 'Slap me make I getty money ojaare' Songs for instance.

Walai I Miss Fela die,with all the Politricks going on in Nig' today
BaBa '70 would have composed plenty,plenty tunes,

to make us think and ACTUALISE the appropriate involvement ie
our DIRECT ACTION! needed in the entire political process....

Same old 70/80 yr old Polithievians:
Abami eda ie Fela, Yab in 'Army Arrangement' song 30- years ago
still Running tingz for Naija! Kai!

PLEASE even if you must collect polithievians bribe,
ensure you VOTE FOR REAL CHANGE come 2019.?
mehnn..mehnn..I tire o..

just as Fela tire back in the day,
Listen to 'LOOK and LAUGH'

Car Talk / Re: 10 Impressive Concept Cars That Were Never Mass-produced (PHOTOS) by LLKJSays(m): 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2018
Very impressive,hope my children's generation will put one or 2 on the

so called 'normal looking' on the Car Market,to become 'every day' ting.

Just get Toto Dike and or O.B.O aka

Davido to endorse/advertise them for yer...Bravo!

PS: Remember how far fetched 'the suicide doors' that open
UPWARDS used to be 'Concept/Prototype'

when they were still on the Designers Drawing boards,
before Lamboghini's or was it Ferrari.?

Friggin went ahead and did it! yep!

*more grease to their elbows... grin

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Oke And Husband, Amen Omoraghon Welcome Their First Child by LLKJSays(m): 8:27pm On Aug 19, 2018

Great news to share and serve as inspiration for US ALL.

May Joy and the Lords Blessing be with you,your daughter and Family.
Politics / Re: What’s’ The Desperation For? Nigerians React To Atiku’s ‘i’ll Do Just One Term’ by LLKJSays(m): 11:52am On Aug 13, 2018
'One Term Atiku' the Desperado!

All these Tired and Recycled Polithievians MUST go!

And consider themselves LUCKY,to get away with
Nigeria's STOLEN Common wealth!in their possession.

Great Nigerian Youths Arise!

Reject Abysmal N4,000.Bribe for your Vote and Future...
Religion / Re: Bola Ajibola: 'After Fasting For 7 Days, All My 35 Students Scored A1 In Maths' by LLKJSays(m): 9:57am On Aug 12, 2018
From the rash/rejection and mockery of the prayer part only,by most commentators
above,it clearly demonstrates,they NEVER HAD THE PATIENCE to read the piece.

Their Proprietor Prince Bola Ajibola and their dedicated Mathematics/Add Maths teacher,
emphasized the importance of vigorous preparation with past Questions,
on Topics like,Statistics,Trigonometry,longtitude and latitude,etc etc for their Exam.

Maths Teacher Jimoh even made the point,that if your process ie 'working' towards solving
an equation were ALL CORRECT but wrong ANSWER,you can still score 9/10 for that Question.
[He came across to me as a well qualified/experienced teacher or WAEC examiner]

who knew how to adequately prepare and make his students EXCELL in a usually challenging subject
MATHEMATICS! Thats why we've had School leavers,like the 'Dancing Senator of Yoruba land'....

MY PEOPLE, PRAYER..na jaara.

You gotta put in the Preparation/WORK.

Politics / Re: Obinna Okadigbo Is Dead (Chuba Okadigbo’s Son) by LLKJSays(m): 2:07pm On Jun 03, 2018
RIP to the departed.
Politics / Re: Fela Has Resurrected!!! by LLKJSays(m): 7:32am On May 23, 2018
You are spot on @ MANNABBQ' BaBa 70 Fela was the Prophet never Honoured
in his own country/Africa. Thankfully we've got Femi & Seun [fronting Fela's Egypt 80 band]
carrying on the torch of African Beat/Philosophy...
Politics / Re: Fela Has Resurrected!!! by LLKJSays(m): 7:31am On May 23, 2018
You are spot on @ MANNABBQ' BaBa 70 Fela was the Prophet never Honoured
in his own country/Africa. Thankfully we've got Femi & Seun [fronting Fela's Egypt 80 band]
carrying on the torch of African Beat/P
Crime / Re: Notorious Armed Bandit ‘Buharin Daji’ Shot Dead In Zamfara By His Gang Member by LLKJSays(m): 1:15pm On Mar 09, 2018

He lived by the AK47 and some say,
allegedly the support of powerful politicians,

so GOOD RIDDANCE to the Bastard!
Politics / Re: Omosede Igbinedion Slammed For Wearing Cleavage-Baring Top In Korea by LLKJSays(m): 7:27am On Oct 14, 2017
No be you GUYS dey shout No Bra day,
up and down yesterday?

Your Rep self show say she is willing and able
to serve you 'As you like it' you wanking vaseline crew
as you kids like to dub yourself...

Slightest mention or sighting of female body,
vaseline this,olosho that..

Business / Re: Photos From Folarin Alakija's White Wedding In England by LLKJSays(m): 11:38am On Jun 11, 2017
MR Eazi go dey Easily PRAY say:
make my Otedola Millionaire Girlfriend call
'we own WEDDING o!'

Make she no just 'use and dump' me o!
Sports / Re: Amodu Shuaibu’s Son, Suleman, Dies At 12 by LLKJSays(m): 4:21pm On May 17, 2017

RIP Young Suleimon.

unfortunately not everyone can just hop
on plane for comprehensive medical attention
in London,like some one i know.


Every body reading this,, please say a Prayer for the
Amodu Shuaibu family,i think thats the least we can do.

Fela sang about G.O.C. ie govt of crooks and
C.O.P ie country of pain.Decades ago

for youths out there Yemi Alade,Davido or Tiwa songs
are great,however learn your FELA ROOTS today.

Crime / Re: Lagos Police Rescue A White Man From Kidnappers by LLKJSays(m): 4:23am On May 14, 2017
Picture[s] of course will greatly help...
Politics / Re: Tinubu Celebrates His 65th Birthday With His Wife, Others At His Ikoyi Residence by LLKJSays(m): 5:39pm On Mar 29, 2017
H.B.Day Asiwaju BaBa:

B.A.T. Jagaban World-Wide.

The Chief KingMaker of Nigerian Politics as of Today o!
Any other one is....Counterfeit!

1000 Gbosa!

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Phyno, His Mother, Sister And Brother by LLKJSays(m): 5:16pm On Dec 20, 2016
Getting Paid with Good Trackz he puts out,

and IMPORTANTLY showing Love

and spending Quality TIME with he's MOTHER and family.

This right here, will keep him down to earth and REAL!


BigUP & PeaCeOut!
Crime / Re: Boy With Hunchback Killed By Ritualist In Delta (graphic Photo) by LLKJSays(m): 3:23pm On Nov 08, 2016

Legally,the perpetrators of this SAVAGE IGNORANT MURDER,MUST be Hunted down,
Arrested,and duly PROSECUTED FOR THE MURDER OF Dear/innocent TINAPA and WHEN
FOUND GUILTY and Convicted for Murder,Must really be made to Suffer Slow Painful Death.

Capital Punishment,will not be enough to punish these murderers! of dear Tinapa,
CHALLENGED Persons they can lay their Killing Hands on.?

i Barrister O.LLKJ Living with Scoliosis,Curvature of my Spine ie Hump Back in English,
offer my services and personal experience to assist in setting up a NATIONAL DISABILITY FUND,
Like Governor Ambode of Lagos has ALREADY DONE.
To Actively Educate,Train,facilitate ALL PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED Nigerians of School Age.

Serious Concerned Readers,Government and N.G.O.
Can get in touch with me:


oh! Nigeria, Mother Africa i tire,for this matter,
this means IM NOT SAFE IN DELTA be that now.?

Saddened,Shocked,and Seriously Troubled,i pause for Now..
Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Spotted After A Long Absence Following Her Son's Death. by LLKJSays(m): 8:02pm On Nov 01, 2016

Thank you for highlighting the destructive and rabid tribalism
of presumably the young 'future rulers' of our 'great Nigeria' herein
on Nairaland relating to any innocuos topic whatsoever.

Why must every thread be reduced to ipob vs Aboki vs Afonja.
And ALL FRAUD and Crime stories are ALWAYS Closely monitored by...

you guessed right the Name.Checkers.Association on Nairaland.

indeed...'Cry my Beloved Nigeria'


Nairaland / General / Re: What You Don't Know About Seun Osewa (founder Of Nairaland. by LLKJSays(m): 6:33pm On Nov 01, 2016
@ drStan Good Biography on Mr Seun Osewa, a younger fellow,
Great ife alumnus, Seun and mods keep up the good work.

Best Wishes:

Health / Re: Kyphosis A.K.A Hunch Back: Types, Symptoms, Causes and Treatment by LLKJSays(m): 2:55pm On Oct 31, 2016
FunkeAdeoye Thank you for this enlightening piece,
i'am a person living with Kyphosis.

And it is only educative and detailed information like this
that can Help a lot of Nigerian/African Parents and Families to
Fully understand the importance of EARLY CORRECTION in any School Age Child,
that develops Kyphosis.

If they Spot any Asymetrical or Ungainly Posture,
Unfortunately MINE WAS NOT surgically Operated on in
my Childhood,even well into my University Days,
Hence the Deformity had set in well-well,
[cos igbobi Orthopeadic Hosp' did not have equipment]
Before i face Uk after my NYSC.at he age of 22.

Way too late to get any significant Correction,
to my Twisted Lumbar and rib cage.
Folks that know me,know that iv ALWAYS HAD A FRIGGIN
GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR about the Whole Saga.

However guys making fun aand light about the Condition,
and Mentioning Harry Kane and Frank Lampard here as Hunch Backs
are Truly misguided,hey i can take a Joke,however some poor insecure,
Child struggling with the condition in the Hinterland of a Nigerian/African Village,

and have been known to commit Suicide.oVER WHAT YOU THINK IS FUNNY NO?

So,guys PLEASE atimes be sensitive and well informed,
before you type moreso on Health Condition/illnesses

Ms Funke.Are you an Othopeadic Doctor or Surgeon,
or any of your friends or Family are affected by Kyphosis

Any serious peerson reach me


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by LLKJSays(m): 6:49pm On Oct 26, 2016
in Mikel obi and Chelsea i Trust...[hope Mikel play tonight now]
League Cup for that matter.

Prediction after 90mins... 1-1.
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Kisses A Female Fan At A Bus Stop by LLKJSays(m): 6:25pm On Oct 26, 2016
Married Actor Yomi, Ride on with your 'CORE FANS' into the other Room.
Guys if na you nko? grin

Hope your Mrs/Wife is not Confined to the Kitchen ala PMB's Aisha Buhari lol
and is aware of your manner of meeting and Greeting your 'Beautiful young CORE FANS'

Gotta Dash, No Time!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by LLKJSays(m): 5:42pm On Oct 26, 2016
Let the RESERVE TEAM MATCH Commence...
i wonder if [Nigeria's Super Eagles CAPTAIN] Mikel Obi will Start Tonight...Hmm...

Gotta Dash for Now...No Time!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL (1 - 0) On 26 Oct 2016 by LLKJSays(m): 5:38pm On Oct 26, 2016
Let the Reserve Team Match Commence...he he grin

League Cup for that matter, make Guardiola put those Naija British Academy Players,
Plus UNCLE 19yrs old Kelechi [according to Raheem Sterling lol ]to S.p.a.n.k Mourinho Motely Team grin

Man United Board and Fans done Enter Correct A.C One Chance!
Appointing Mourinho in the Summer..mark my words its bound to 'All End in Tears' embarassed
Politics / Re: Lagos Inaugurates N500m Disability Trust Fund by LLKJSays(m): 5:31pm On Oct 26, 2016
@ justmenoni Excellent Observation,however its a commendable START..yes.?

This is AFRICA we talking about here,where in some places Albino's and other Physically Challenged
folks are Killed and Maimed for Rituals or ignorant Shame or guilt riddled Families abandon and neglect,
sometimes to death their disabled child... embarassed

Thats why for instance i Respect the Bros,

'A journey of 1000 KM Starts with the first Step' no.?

my Kobo's Worth Sha...


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Politics / Re: Lagos Inaugurates N500m Disability Trust Fund by LLKJSays(m): 5:20pm On Oct 26, 2016
A Politically Strategic,PRACTICAL and Relevant Policy Implementation on the part of Gov 'Ambo' of Lagos State.
Now,if Only the Federal Govt can follow suit.And introduce such Programme Nation-wide....[GEJ will always argue he
implemented Almajiri Schooling and rehabilitation scheme]

This will potentially benefit EDUCATED & SKILLED Tens if Not Hundred of Thousands
of Physically, Spiritually [ala R.Abati when he Worked @ Aso Rock,
The VILLA] Disabled/Challenged Nigerians who have a GREAT DEAL TO OFFER!

By coming out into the Open,and adequately EMPOWERED to take up EMPLOYMENT or TRAINING,
in the Public and Private sectorWorkforce to contribute their Quota,to Rebuilding OUR BATTERED COUNTRY.

Seun Nairaland, Supermods,

if you have Access to the Lagos State Ministry of youth,
and Social Development,and or Gov office Lagos state,

Tell them Welldone,Oluwa aso agbara dotun ie,
for my NON Yoruba Yoruba Folks in the House, meaning...

'More Grease to their Elbows' lol.


[we are watching this one with keen interest]

My 2 kobo's worth...


Barr' M.Ali. LLKJ.Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Emmanuella Flies Private Jet Out Of Nigeria,Fans React(photos) by LLKJSays(m): 1:51pm On Oct 26, 2016
AS THEY [Annoyingly due to Over-Use] in NOLLYWOOD:

Hmm..'To GOD Be the Glory, However, and for me a Big H.ever,

She MUST BE EDUCATED ALSO ooo! (That her Uncle/Business manger)
MUST Consider Paying For Private Tutors?

IF She is Missing School, [which im pretty sure,he would deny)
Chasing Comedy Show/Performance
World Wide...


2.Kobo of Opinion sha!
Celebrities / Re: Fela Kuti's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by LLKJSays(m): 9:10am On Oct 15, 2016
H.B.Day to the one and ONLY TRUE BLACK PRESIDENT Fela BaBa!

Every passing year,your songs politics and philosophy become
prophesies that have unfortunately become,the Struggling Nigerians punishing reality.

That is to say: more Sorrow.Tears.& Blood...unfortunately.

NB: Baba,

Femi & Seun are doing you real Proud!
More FIRE!

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