₦airaland Forum

1st Picture,1st Lady from Left,in Polka Dot Skirt,
and Black Blouse..PLease get in touch llkjafr@yahoo.co.uk

i have an Anglo ie British-Edo Nigerian Venture,
to discuss with you. Barr' LLKJ.


H.B.Day to Mrs Lara Oshiomole,
Our Distinguished 1st Lady, Congrats!

GirlwithWings:

i feel you Honey,feel your Reply.
Dont even send d Haters on the thread one bit.
im here for you,G'Wings Hon' Holler!



Now LilChilz:

And the of the case 'misSent 200k' Wow!
Just regard dat as your Charitable Act for the year,
Afterall Ramadan Fasting self starts Next Week.

You Funny Die,
i Swear Down! He He He!

Congratulations to the OverallWinner,Runner-up,infact all participants.
Still,i'am Fantastically Overjoyed that it is still....

GREATEST IFE! Champion Boss naani.


ReeSPect! to ALL The 'G.I's in the House.

@ iGraman you make me lol...

You are Correcto-Spot On with your Analysis
of of O'Jumoke and her Beneficiaries..

But they can NEVER Say now:

'Who Olajumoke help' ?

Lets for once CELEBRATE & CONGRATULATE these ones that are
sticking together through thick/thin rather than the ones splitting up
after 6months/2years....

These ones are the REAL ROLE MODELS,
for the youth that want to go into
the Music and Entertainment industry..

RIP Mr FranCis: the Manager...

its a WRAP!

@ DonPizzle you OBVIOUSLY NOT a Parent of a young Baby...
When you said N200K For doing Nothing...

Yes! No be by Fire oR By Force to Go Dubai....
in this case,successfully Marry into Billionaire Family,

However....

you really cant put a Reasonable figure amount of Ego,
on the Care of a Billionaire GranDaughter's
Welfare Day-to-Day UP Keep...

inCreaSe.d.PeaCe OUt!

SOLUTIONs...

Federal Govt MUST provide more Vocational Training and soft Agricultural Farming Loans,
to the MILLIONS of idle young Nigerians,who i strongly believe just need that 'kickstart to do Betta'
cos NOT Everyones Academic. Recruit and Pay A PRACTICAL Living Wage of Say..N50,000.?
to Police men,Civil Defence or K.A.I (In Lagos) introduce State Police.

After the incident of the iKorodu School girls Kidnapping,i saw Lagos state Commissioner of information,
come on Tv to talk about how Thank Heavens, the girls were Rescued [iv got Daughters of same school age]
Generally unhurt and the figure he mentioned was of 317,000 Police for the ENTIRE NIGERIA!

So you can obviously see that Government has REALLY gotta give the Fight on Crime and the Causes of
Crime in Nigeria A SERIOUS RETHINK...ELse the likes of this Owolabi,Political Thugs/Cultist ALL OVER the
country and the Totally Bastard Boko Haram...im afraid are just in their infancy....

Some Singer back then,used the catchphrase 'You aint seen anything yet'

i Honestly Pray this trend in Social/Economic injustice is ARRESTED!

Under P.M.Buhari's Administration.

inCrease.d.PeaCe. NaiRaLand...

Do i getta AMEN! In the House?

Kai! just look @ the state of our Top Supreme Oga IGP & co.
These officers are indeed are enviable specimens of physical fitness
and LOOKING Fighting Fit to Tackle all forms of Crime & Criminality.

Late IGP L.Orok.Edet R.i.P. Dear Sir
these current batch of Police Top Brass are doing
you V.Proud..IG of Police & cohorts forever rocking
PotBelly,looking dishevelled/run down,
busy commissioning your Bust with some Korede kid.
[i really wonder he's connection to Crime,Criminality & Arase ]

Abacha ni Di agbon!

Too much B.S in Nig' in 2016 -
Still No Water,Lighty,Food or House.

TRADO PRACTITIONERS,CHRISTIANS Organise your own Conference,
and IMPORTANTLY invite PMB as the keynote Speaker...


Bearing in mind the country is Presumably,Allegedly CONSTITUTIONALLY SECULAR,though.

Tribalism [i spit that dirty destructive,divisive word out of my mouth] and Religion,
if not drastically checked,and Truthfully STAMPED out of Federal govt decision-making,

Will CONTINUALLY RIP Nigeria apart! These two factors ie Tribalism & Religion.
Are What brought the Millitary into Nigeria National Politics in 'the first Republic'
leading onto Millitary coups and civil war.

inCreaSe.d.PeaCe.?















IncRease.d.PeaCe.?

H.M.Life Kabiyesi and OLori...

H.M.Life Kabiyesi oOni Ojaja 2.

ThouSand Gbosa!

@ EggovinMma...too many [Nig] tribes love igbo Women yeah.?

i TRUST you are aware that the Late,
Dim OgbuRuGburu Emeka Ojukwu,
has a Daughter HALIMA.?
Born in the North,back in the day to a....
yes...you guessed it...yep! Hausa Woman.

Google is your Friend,my Friend...

Moral of the Matter?

its only 'The Rank & File' ie members of the public,
that 'tie themselves up in the ABSURD & MYOPIC way of
Thinking & Action preconceived by Tribalism:
[what a digusting/dirty/divisive word]

Meanwhile the 'Generals' ie The Oga's on the Top of ALL NIGERIAN TRIBES,
Are not only having 'Conjugal Affairs' but are having Children
with their SO CALLED ENEMIES....

WakeUP! My People!

if anything at all?

its a 'Class War' out there.

Ditch your Divisive Tribal Poopu Today? and

InCreaSe d PeaCe!

Next Stop PLAYBOY CenterFold.
and some ras Nolly/GhollyWood are gonna
follow-follow join...you watch this space.

Hey! if magazines/advertisers are offering
her and saay Lady Gaga 'crazy-money'to go unclad?

GoodLuck!

End Time Poopu!

@ Yorubago if you are a Fine Babe? come round my Villa to watch
the Match...Coded Tingz! u dig?

just the 2 of us..'me i get am for Decoder,
Plenty,Flenty...Up GuNNers!?

NairaLanders:

Living and Working in MILE 12 Area
Should PLEASE UPLOAD Pictures to Shed Light & UP DATE us on this Fracas?

In these Days of Camera Phone,Instagram,Twitter etc etc..??

Ermm..VaSeLine Boys CLub..V.B.C..

(always wonder how they Never move onto,
YK and other Gel on the Mkt)

Anyhow...@ Yvonne Jegede....Aka...JigbiJIggy..JiggLing-Juggz and

MaMa..MaMMaries..Mercy.Mercy Me Johnson...

'The Food /Milk [Nafdac APPROVED] is READY!


However, CLeavage Loving Suckers Out there BeWare:

GONE ARE THE DAYS you can Guarantee African/Nigerian Boobs are ALL SILicone Free,

is it NOT one REALITY SHOW Person the other day,that Openly Confessed,
to doing PLastic Cosmetic Surgery 'Boob Job'!

Finally...


Age Old Q Still Remain:

Who own the Mammaries...Husband oR Baby Child...

Not to talk of Mother of Twins...he he he

@ Shilling....Horrible Pic of the Couple.?

ermm..Where's Your Picture...?

You Carry Japanese Geisha put for your Profile Pic,
start saying 'Horrible this...Extremely that...'

i bet you are an UnderCoveR Ravishing Beauty QUEEN...yes.?

Bareface Case of the GreenEyed Monster:

JeaLousy Or 'The Beautiful Ones, are Not yet Born'?

RegardLess...

PeaCeOut!

END Time, LoVe/MaRRiage BuLL.Sheeet!

WELLDONE Kiddo!

its high time Senator Bruce,sponsors a bill or two on
HELPING NIGERIAN YOUTHs getting JOB OPPORTUNITIES/Free Education and or Subsidised Health care...

ALas! Everybody canNOT be Born with 'a Silver Spoon,rammed in their posterior!'
Yeye! so upon NOT facing your job at hand in the Senate?

YOU will now dictate to Nigerian youths,
how they spend their Weekend Faaji Time.?

iBeg Billionare,iBeg Smug Rich Senator: Park well..

Gen T.Y Danjuma Retired,but you are MOST DEFINITELY an ACTIVE Naira BILLIONAIRE,

And Will do well to Establish Affordable Schools and or Hospitals etc etc
[through a Charitable Foundation,perhaps?]to Alleviate 'my Peoples' Suffering!?
Not just for future Tv programme or this kind of 'talk shop' Anniversary Symposia.

Oga 'Spread the Love,ie Ego' that you have Confirmed yourself,you've got in ABUNDANCE.
in providing some Lasting Legacies to 'ease my peoples Suffering and NOT much Smilling'
Same old- No Water,Lighty,Food or House-for the Working Class man/Woman...

P.S
Wretched Colonialist like Cecil Rhodes of Rhodesia...
left Millions of he's ill-got Loot to fund Education in S.A |& Oxford England.

IBeg who exactly was the VICTIM...D.Momodu or Abusidiqi or Oga Writer/journalist..Who?

Anyhow Osinachi....its one thing having ALL THE 'Gadgets' ie 'Ambode Drone,Dog,Patrol Car,etc in the world,
AFTER DefenceLEss Citizens have been 'Gun-Whipped' Brutalised or maybe Killed! Finish?

The Cops Gotta be OUT THERE PATROLLING,FROM say...23:00 till DayBreak.?
Kicking Ass! serving as a Deterrent to the 'Men of the Under-world' Being PROACTIVE!?

Thank your 'chi' say you survived to post this VERY TOUCHING Account...
keep us informed as per Season 2...ie Any Health insurance,Ovation compensation,
have you set up Neighbourhood watch,in conjunction with OLopa & Government to combat this poopu?
in your Area.? To ALL NIGHT-CRAWLERS out there,who im one...

withe Attitude it will NEVER HAPPEN TO ME!

'it is well'

Eko oni baje.?

INCrease.D.PeaCe!

Oga Okorocha and Fayose Publicity loving & Posturing,
remind me of one BaBa 70' FeLa's Great Songs:

'Parambulator'!

Na so so talk,talk,talku..No Better Action,
to improve the Life of their People!

Rochas 'back to back' Non Payment of Workers Salary!
E dey
Fayose Eating Amala @ Roadside Buka
E Dey
Fayose Paying Ogbeni Aregbesola Visit,with Noise and Fanfare,
E dey
Etc Etc...

PLS tell me how does the above,

[just a few of their ShowmanShip]

Help 'my People'!?

@ anigold 'she can make money,making Angelina Movies...sure?
id say STRAIGHT to WorldHipHop Video Vixen oR

Tuface/WizzKid/LiLWayne/Davido
Next SoftPorn Sheet!
in the Name of Music Video ..

NB:

Im positive Clarence Peters,Sesan,Mr Musa,
are ALREADY 'on her matter' mehnn!

This one go cause 'back to back' accidental discharge for,
Friend,Foe and Casualities for FrontLine jo!

@PRUDSILA Above though,for Real!?

Drug Dealing [by Economic/iLLegal Nigerians Migrants on the Street Level]

Making South Africa Economy Boom?

i wont even 'go to your Grammar Nna [because OBVIOUSLY]
English CANNOT be your first Language,
which folks must Understand is Not necessarily a Crime..

But next Time just Write in Igbo,Kanuri or Efik,

Translators 'full ground' on NairaLand here,you hear me so, mbok.?

Just Imagine the State of African Culture/Tradition Today!?

What ever happened to 'Oba GbeSe Le' ie in Yoruba Language,

A Yoruba Oba can Literally:'take over' ie Marry any FEMALE,
he takes Fancy to,of in his Kingdom.

[i wonder what the current marital status
is of the PrinCess Ademiluyi in Question]

N.B.

What of the Monarch of Namibia or is it Lesotho,
that YEARLY takes a Virgin damsel as WIFE
@ The Reed Festival Annually!

Poor Monarch,he's OBVIOUSLY got in Excess,
of a Dozen Wives and in my own opinion, RIGHTLY SO!

Going by AFRICAN TRADITION!

which is NOT Monogamy!

For Real.?

SHoCKinG HeartBreaking Tragedy!

Government and the Arm forces as whole,
must ENFORCE Discipline And Totally IMPROVE,
Pay and Condition among the rank and file

of the Notorious Nigerian Police Force and
Grossly Demoralised Nigerian Armed Forces circa what is happening
with the war against insurgency in the N'East of Nigeria.

So as Not to be Revisiting this sort of 'MADNESS' in the Near future!

@ PuSiDrilla...'let Alams Hide in Peace'

Gbam!

G.S.O.Humour;

Classic.