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Any time I see all this teenagers of nowadays being unnecessary difficult and naughty, imagine a girl of fifty telling how ineffective postinor 2 has become or a boy of 16 who is always high on hard drugs.

During my teenage age ( secondary school) I was hawking corn for my Mom, I had a lot of responsibilities despite not being the first child. I can't remember teenagers that are this wasteful during my time.

What did you do during your teenage years!

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Mikespecialone:
Big Breasts = No am not short ,na only short man Dey like big breast

Faithful= 300 faithfulness is a key 🔑 to strong relationship

Intelligence = If your woman is too intelligent, my Broda, it’s a future problem

Beauty = No b must

Godly= N300 Yes must know God o and must be prayerful like a member of MFM

Respectful= N300 a respectful house wife will never give you problem

Big Ass= No , another thing for short men

Good In Bed= Lailai , I no b horse wey u go kill for bed , in fact you cannot impress me with that because if I leave house for 2 months na to Dey find your lost Spanner up and down

Good Cook = N200 am here I die put , a good food is the road to my heart

Funny= Leave fun hate , if you meet all these criteria , you are my wife

With 1100 a perfect wife is at ur door step

Wetin short men do you ..

Mikespecialone:
My Broda, she go use intelligence cheat on you still you use intelligence manipulate you

So you prefer a dull ( slowpoke) as a wife because buying intelligence might make her cheat on you. Look at the bigger picture boss

ravensckar:
My choice is quite simple!

Intelligence #500
Faithful #300
Beauty #200.

Explanation- An intelligent lady is always fun to be with so that will cover the respectful & funny part.

Being faithful means that she won't cheat on me, hence that will cover the s3x part. So long as she's not cheating and her body no be wood, it means I'll be getting the s3x on a regular basis.

Being beautiful means she'll be attractive to my eyes. That itself is the icing on the cake because I can't stand an ugly lady.

Bro how you wan take manage woman way no get ass and breast? those are the things that makes a woman feminine...

Yea I like the intelligence part

drimzsmoke:
This are qualities needed in a house help too, you know🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Bouncing2:
500 - big bress
500 - big ass

you no want stress yourself at all

BleedGraphix:
You say waste on funny? You forget this is a scale of preference. You have a very tight budget. A funny and respectful woman that cooks good meals will create a happy home for I and my kids.

This is true sha, I respect your choice

Hemart:
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Beauty 200

what about good cook? Nothing spoils once day like a poorly cooked food.

BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.

Someone that respects you can still cheat. There is little or no correlation between respect and faithfulness.

Why waste 300 on a funny woman

Hardunmhi:
Wife
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Good in bed 200
I go collect loan so I can buy respect

What if your wife come ugly like Dragon..

richiemcgold:

I won't even spend the whole 1k.

900 Naira is okay.

Intelligence = N500
Good In Bed = N200
Good Cook = N200

But if I must compulsorily use the whole 1k, then the remaining 100 naira will go for half-beauty. When a woman is too beautiful sef na wahala. Average beauty is okay. That's 1k. 😜

abi just use the remaining 100 naira collect ass 50 and breast 50

brain54:
Ok let me try and work on your budget...

Big breasts- not a fan of excessive kegs same time no be say make it too flat like slippers. At least make it dey a bit average and in standing position so I would spend 50 out of my 500 budget.

Faithful - I don't like to share so will spend my maximum budget here. So 300 for faithfulness.

Intelligence - I am actually turned on by intellectual females. But since I am working on a rigid budget I will go for slightly above average. So willing to splash 250 here.

Beauty- just be okay and look presentable to me. Hmmm... 50.(if money dey I for increase)

Godly - I no want religious fanatic. Just a regular person of faith so maybe 25 dey okay.

Respect - average for nice because me too I can handle most of her f-ups. But since it's a budget then slightly below average can be tolerated. So I will pay 80 for respect.

Big ass- Also not a fan of excess baggage. Average is fine but since budget dey tight I can manage and cope with normal which should be 50 Abi. Less work with that and see how it goes with time.

Good in bed- tricky decision and choice here. I don't want a log of wood as mate. But no cash... 15.. Maybe with time we can learn new things. If she is teachable and willing to change. But not from the basics.

Good cook - I can cook but don't expect me to cook all the time. At the same time I am not choosy or picky with food. Just don't be a terrible cook. I can tolerate your crapy food once in a while. But not all the time. So 10 is okay. This also is teachable and learnable. So room exists for improvement.

Funny - 5 is okay by me. At least have a sense of humor to understand my terrible jokes. I didn't marry a comedian. I want funny we go to bovi's show.

OP add up... If it still surpasses the 1000 budget... Well, then God help me!

I Just dey try imagine the kind of girl way you just create like this, the thing dey like dragon for my imagination..

Goodlyhrt:
Wicked sombori 😂

Me I can't just decide , I go first do like say I wan consider other things like intelligence and beauty.. last last still settle for big breast and big ass.

I can't come and kill myself with thinking 😂

e no gree you choose abi ... Just go with a girl that has big ass and big breasts for good character and the rest.

drimzsmoke:
Exactly, Na why 1K no fit do wetyn dey ground now. Dollar don spoil everything, gimme 2K abeg!!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

if I give you 2k, the price go still go up because of inflation

drimzsmoke:
I swear, 2k still dey manageable, 1K can't do anything!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

endure the economy is hard, make do with what you have

brain54:
Some guys will buy big ass twice...

I heard somewhere that if some men were given clay to mould their perfect woman the clay would finish on the ass alone!

OP this budget tight o... How person Wan take navigate this one so?

Abeg upgrade the budget to at least 2k!

Lol the economy is hard, manage the 1k and buy those things you need

EmperorCaesar:


Big ass 500
Intelligence 500

As i no plan to marry for now, I no need her faithfulness but she go use her intelligence help me make more money to build another complete package wey i go con marry later

Its a win win for us

no you no want good cook?

drimzsmoke:
1000naira can't do me abeg!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

The Economy is hard, try and manage

[quote author= post=128554466]Hmmmmmmm[/quote]Wetin happen?

You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

The rate at which people faint this days enhh... You might just think it's the new format to get fed.

Everybody should better brace up for the impact when it's gets to N2000.

Floating the naira at this time was wrong, the President should have moved to a production business model that is more focused on export and domestication of home made goods. Changing business model would take a country at least 3years to achieve.

You know your country is import dependent, without checking the impact on the economy holistically, ill advised, you floated the naira.

This is the step he should have taken;


1. Provide the CNG buses. At least 15 that will run on each state capital while state government provides buses too, but this should concentrate on rural areas. This buses should not be profit oriented but Should run on cost. Note: Organizations that are not profit oriented would be able to pay their staffs from excessive turnover, what they make is called surplus and not profit.

2. Negotiate with labour and increase minimum wage by 85% and 50% for those earning above minimum wage.

3. After paying minimum wages for about 2 months and with the help of public orientation agency, sensitize the public on the importance of subsidy removal and the effects of subsidy removal.

4. Remove subsidy by 50%. Study the impact on the population.

5. After 6 months, increase minimum wage by 15% and remove the remaining 50% on subsidy. Of course there will be high cost of transportation but that would be for those who use private cars but majority of the population who are obviously poor will use the CNG buses.

6. There would be to much money in circulation due to the increase in minimum wage thereby leading to inflation. Now increase the interest rate on those borrowing money from banks in other to discourage them then increase interest rate for those willing to save their money Instead of spending them.

I think this should solve the issues of subsidy removal.

Now let's talk about floating of the Naira.

1. Ban the importation of luxury goods like cars, motorcycles etc . Those that want to buy car should buy Innoson etc. all Government including the President should use made in Nigeria.

2. Solve and eradicate the menace of herdman and farmers crisis once and for all.

3. All civil servant both federal and state should be allocated lands mandatory for agricultural purposes. Those who refuse to put their land to use risks losing their jobs. Civil servant, industrial and local farmers would boast agricultural production by 500%

4. Ban the importation of agriculture goods. Export just 35% of outputs. The price will drastically go down.

5. For essential goods like drugs, ban those that can be produce in Nigeria and import those that can't be produced in the country.

5. All military hardware like Guns and cars should be made in Nigeria.

6. Float the naira and watch it reach equilibrium at N900 to a dollar.

Honestly cruise aside, people are really suffering.

He deserve the reply he got from Burna boy. Any small opportunity people would be like they paved way for you to be what ever you're!

Now the question is; Would Burna Boy be were he is today without Adul Karim and other artists? Of course yes, people who work hard for years grinding and when they eventually come to limelight you would want to claim that you paved way for them. Anything that has the chances of happening will happen. So the chances of Burna boy becoming a star was there, he was a star not because of anybody. It's just his time.

PaChukwudi44:
OP you are sick.BTW there is nothing like South.We have SE, SS and SW

This is what the North wants divided South.

magoo10:
Just say you are not used to this
Government cannot ban his thank you tour as a private citizen.
It is like saying government should ban him from going to watch Nigeria live matches.

Are you saying government cannot intervene when there is security risks?

killsmith:
United south press your neck, kill you there.

All this my Igbo brothers Sha, una no get chill

Peter Obi has said that he would be embarking on a thank you tour in order to thank his supporters for their immense support during the last election.

This are the implications of this tour

1. It's might just be the trigger that would start a great up rising. People are suffering, there is already protests every where and now you want to embark on "I told you tour".

2. The North might capitalize on it, what they needed is a face of the brand and someone that would take responsibility. All they need to do is to fund the rebellion that comes from the said tour.

3. He wants to rob it on the face of opposition ( especially APC supporters who are suffering untold hardship that I told you so.

Solutions

1. It's either the government bans such tour using security risks as an excuse but there is freedom of association.

2. Tinubu should extend a hand to Obi. Elections are over, the South is divided. The support the president needs right now at this disy moment is a united south.

3. Allow everything to play naturally and dam the consequences. Just like the Murphy's law " Anything that has the chances of happening will happen". There are different possibilities how things might turn out.

advanceDNA:
U see how daft u are.....the person has paid ..but ownership has not been transferred...so what exactly are u on about??


there is nothing in this attachment that shows that a seller cannot refuse sale before ownership is transfered.... There is no law in the universe that says seller cannot change his mind before before receipt is signed..... If u have such law post it here....

u have reading problem and comprehension problem...u can't even comprehend what u posted urself

I give up on you, trust me, we all tried our best for you. Your family tried a lot but this is how you turned out. So bad.

advanceDNA:
Werey....what exactly is wrong with you ..u are just being condescending.....U are not teaching anything....u think it's ur family members u came to meet here that u will just shove ur rubbish in their throat in the name of teaching.....

I have been asking u since....show me the law that says a seller must sell his goods when he doesn't want to....but ur proud ass kept dodging........Weda there is breach of contract or not...u can not force a seller to sell.. .compensation can only be enforced in court for breach.....

. all u have been saying since yesterday doesn't even make sense ....U paid for my goods but I said take back ur money and refused the sale.... And u are saying by force ur own law of contract u formed in ur toilet said I must sell ..... Are u daft or something??

You see why I said you can't be educated, redemption is beyond you.
Sales of goods is complete at the instance of last instalment. It's doesn't matter who is still in position of the goods. This is the position of the law.

You can't tell me to take my money back when I have made payment in full. That is the position of the law.

Honestly how did you manage to graduate, I even doubt if you're a graduate. Did you drop out? Most likely.

You're a disgrace to your alma mater and to humanity.