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CelebritiesRe: Kpokpogri's N700M Abuja House Demolished By FCDA - Tonto Dikeh's Ex Cries Out by LocalStandard1(m): 2:40pm On May 14, 2022
JovialJune:
Lmao cheesy

A deep advice men will never understand cheesy
Hello and good afternoon lady. I told you some time ago that your hatred for the men outside will soon reach the man inside and at that time he wouldn't be able to bear it any longer.

Where Tonto Dike is right now you will reach there soon. Tick tock.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are The Major Cause Of Ladies Bleaching Their Skin!!! by LocalStandard1(m): 2:00pm On May 14, 2022
satandeterrible:
Disgusting simp. Shame on you and your whole family.
Senseless human. Dirty bastard.
Bloody simp.
cheesy cheesy cheesy, how far you? Am probably the biggest redpiller you'll ever know, I was a redpiller even before I knew it has a name since I was just a boy. Calm down, am not even in a relationship now cos of how redpilled I am.

But it doesn't mean I hate women.
FashionRe: Mr Nigeria 2022 Contestants With Best Body (Photos) by LocalStandard1(m): 8:25pm On May 12, 2022
If it's by body then I might trash them. By strength, definitely.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia's Ruble Is World's Top-performing Currency Against The Dollar by LocalStandard1(m): 6:53pm On May 12, 2022
They said "Russia is loosing" but they never tell you if it was making any gains. Before you ignorantly believe Russia is loosing ask them about gains being made also.
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by LocalStandard1(m): 6:16pm On May 12, 2022
BusterG:
"Peppi will come, he loves to dance."
The Lord Of The Rings
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by LocalStandard1(m): 6:15pm On May 12, 2022
dontrulee:
1. How is that scratch on your eye, Eliot?
2. What's our profession? War! War!! War!!!
300
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by LocalStandard1(m): 6:14pm On May 12, 2022
Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*
The first one is THE GOOD , THE BAD AND THE UGLY.
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by LocalStandard1(m): 6:13pm On May 12, 2022
dontrulee:
1. It's just a fucking dog!!
2. I can kill you with a pencil.
3. With great power comes great responsibility.
4. You've been declared guilty.
Jon Wick
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by LocalStandard1(m): 6:12pm On May 12, 2022
quisera:
Is there no one else??!!!!
The Gladiator.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are The Major Cause Of Ladies Bleaching Their Skin!!! by LocalStandard1(m): 4:47pm On May 12, 2022
I once jumped out of a moving car to go and meet a dark skinned girl, I bruised my feet and almost dislocated my legs.

She was the darkest girl I've ever seen, her smile was glowy cos her teeth were white and shiny so they radiate through her mouth, and she smiled a lot. She is young and of average height, couldn't get my eyes off her and regretted not approaching initially so I did the unthinkable.

When I went back I didn't see her again so I ended up walking halfway home cos of tfare shortage, with a bruised leg and damaged sippers.

Maybe it's because of were I am from but as black as I myself am, I find black women to be more attractive, more intelligent, more homely and respectful, haven't dated in years and still can't get my eyes off them, especially the smiling and greeting ones. Haaaaaaa.... lovelies they are.
RomanceRe: Men, Please Stop Saying These Things. They Make You Sound Broke. by LocalStandard1(m): 4:35pm On May 12, 2022
Pocohantas fine geh, your face show your shoe shine, you con yellow like mammi water. grin grin cheesy cheesy winkwink. How far?

You too oo Siofra.
HealthRe: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by LocalStandard1(m): 1:59pm On May 12, 2022
It is always how to know women, how to understand her "workings". Who's talking about how to know and understand men? Hands in the air if any, non. Guessed as much
RomanceRe: A Nigerian Girl, A Virgin At 21. by LocalStandard1(m): 1:23pm On May 12, 2022
Congratulations man. I hope she brings the peace that comes with virginity, and not corrupted by the other people.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op):
[quote author=pocontas post=112731339]Every sane human hates it. ;K[/quot
RomanceRe: Marriage: I Am 13 Years Older Than Her by LocalStandard1(m): 6:13am On May 12, 2022
Creamypie:
OK. Dey waste time for there. You don't know what u have till u loose am. Carry one 28 yr old olosho marry instead. Dey for there.
Hahahahahahaaaaaa. You are a funny one. Lol
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 9:27pm On May 11, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
Don't shift positions. You're a man and should be responsible for whatever you say. At first u didn't talk about u both working in same company which would have been taken likely. Even at that it's morally wrong for women with standards(not all though). What is wrong is wrong cos you wouldn't tolerate it either.
Well said bro, well said.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 8:26pm On May 11, 2022
Idaytesj29:
Yes, I am aware she is married. And I requested for a date at a coffee shop or any eatery of her choice just to get to meet her and learn one or two things about her kind of female personality. Her kind of female personality is rare. Just want to get to know how she came to become that kind of person. Easily tells the truth, she does not get biased easily and tries to apply balance judgment especially in matter concerning her gender. This amazes me a lot.

I am not asking for an amorous date.

Brother Kick boxer, I am married with children. Not asking any hanky panky. She is not even the type, unless you don't understand whom we are talking about here.
Oh, ok. But if you know her as you claim you would know she won't agree to that na.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 5:49pm On May 11, 2022
Dtraitor:
1 Ahnie , I can go through her diary 10 times without getting tired
2 Safarigirl, that lady is from another planet she's super intelligent
3 Beremx, though she's not as active as she was during the Jonathan/Buhari election days, but I always like her post
I like intelligent women a lot
Bros I respect your views, but this is not a simping thread. I agree about the intellect of Safarigirl though.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 5:46pm On May 11, 2022
Idaytesj29:
I have tried to go on a date with her. It has not really work out
Ah sad angry sad shocked shocked, baba with a married woman? Pls stop that, if she has an unmarried sister or a matured daughter good but pls let's stop this kinds of rough play. That's why I kick people with my rain boot, damn nasty.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op):
pocohantas:
Every sane human hates it. grin
I wonder, I prefer using it, it seems short and more appealing even though I admit it is wrong.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 2:46pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
I told you I like smart men. People that write “Am” should be jailed.
Nop you didn't. But I am happy you admit you like me... wink, You can come jail me, am here, am happy, am sensible, am down to earth and am don't care. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 2:41pm On May 11, 2022
DaInferno:
I guessed you was gonna talk about her...only lady I follow. She's got sense and I'd like to see her one day. Shes got That kind of wisdom thats rare in ladies; no pun intended
She is a true Christian woman.
RomanceRe: Does Working Out Reduces The Size Of One's Penis by LocalStandard1(m):
Baba I love it when I hear guys wanting to hit the gym. Have been working out for about four years and I will tell you if you are natural you won't experience that at all. On the contrary your testosterone levels increase thereby causing you to be hyper sexual.

Sometimes just taking a thirty minutes nap and my second man will be so erect I have to bend a little and cover the area codedly to avoid people closeby noticing.

Personal advice;

1. eat before going to the gym.
2. Rest well.
3. Evening work outs are more effective.
4. As a new comer alot the time you will feel like skipping workout, just go to the gym with an open mind, motivation will come.
5. Don't expect results in just a few months.
6. No pain, No gain. The pain you will feel in you first week will be very unbearable but after everything becomes easier.
6. Never forget to squat, that's the hardest but continuity makes it easier.
7. Take your water to the gym, always.
8. Don't Waste your energy on sex, discipline, discipline.
Am more of a powerlifter by the way. Thank you.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 2:16pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
Learn to write “I’m” first. Then we can proceed to discuss your supposed intelligence.
OK madam, trying to pick blunders to seem smarter eeh? You have been making big big and obvious blunders, I didn't call you out because I don't do that.

At least I have calmed you down. Unlike your usual self of beating chest upandan, quarrelling and fighting every male. But your type call me UNCLE in real life.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 1:55pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
I have never noticed you. wink

You have to have money or sense to invoke that. You don’t have both.
Yep, you are right, don't have money, non at all, but I don't think you are right about the other one. Am already schooling you here even with your fat bank account. I bet am more intelligent than you, though I have to concede you have the bags grin grin grin.

We can trade, some of my sence for some of your bags wink wink wink.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 1:28pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
Then your thread is needless- just as you.

wink
Needless huh huh huh Do I have to be in a relationship to talk about women? The person I mentioned is a married woman so it's not as if I was hitting on her. Or are you crushing on me grin grin grin wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 1:10pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
The correlation is that, if you think the kack of a husband is what les to Genny’s mental issues, you should also acknowledge that the presence of a husband is what led to the untimely death of OSINACHI!

Your obsession with women who are not interested in you, makes me question the quality of women that are interested in you! Focus on the soft hearted women and leave me alone. Your elder brother Yul, just served is softhearted wife breakfast. Face your nice women mbok!
I don't really care much about women, haven't been in a relationship for years but can't deny that I need woman unlike you and your like. And if calling some of you out will make you come to your senses from devilish manipulations then I will. Even though I know you are no virgin but there are underaged girls in Nairaland learning from you for God sake, cover your shame.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 12:57pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
I lambasted you for the stupidity in your opinion. I am not here to tell you what you want to hear - I believe you have your gf and mother for that.

Better a Genevieve than the late Osinachi. You can give your attention to the women in your life. It doesn’t pay my bills, most likely it can’t pay my bills. kiss kiss kiss
Madam calm down, haba. You rather be a Genny that an osinachi, Where is the correlation? I might not be able to pay "your bills" but I can make paying it easier and smoother.

Stop claiming to be as cold as rock, Tonto was like that before she went begging for love from a man. The devil taught you to be proud but he is only fooling you. You can fool all of them but not me, not me baby.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 12:43pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
I don’t know you are sating the truth. As was said here, I no send anybody papa and nothing irritates me more than male compliment- so best believe I might opt for an electric chair before accepting the bulk of your compliments.

What I have issues with is what I have stated. Everything else is irrelevant to me.
You don't like male complements but you didn't call out the guy that complemented you but already lambasting me for correcting him?

Yes you do care, I know you do and denying it will only lead to more problems than you can take. Don't be like Genevieve and co, it never end well. The crown of the woman is the male's attention, you know that as well as I do
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 12:36pm On May 11, 2022
Onyi22:
Mumu op
I thought they said you are married, be it as it may, learn from the person I mentioned so that you will live a happy and sane life with your companion.

Go through her posts, it will save your life, literally.
RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 12:31pm On May 11, 2022
pocohantas:
It is actually the stupidity of you to think a woman must always pander to you. Such that when they say things you don’t like- they're FEMINIST. When they say things you like, they are fighting demons and trying to be sensible.

Comfortable in their skin indeed. Here comes the tactical conditioning. Are you comfortable in your own skin?

INEC observer. Observing for years? You no get work? Chuchuchu
Calm down, why the insults? You know am saying the truth but are angry cos am saying it the way it is. There are those people that are toxic here, we know them. But those that are slippery? Let us know if you coming or going atleast.

RomanceRe: Guys This Is The Most Sane And Admirable Woman On Nairaland You Should Pray For by LocalStandard1(op): 11:56am On May 11, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
My preferred list of females here are

1.) Pocohantas - She's Intelligent and smart and yeah many ppl might not like her based on the fact that she's outspoken and doesn't tolerate anyform of disrespect from anyone and seriously it's one feature i love about her just like our dear WIKE she'll tell you her mind and move on. If u like vex cheesy


2.) Ishilove - Ahh!! This one is our general mummy on nl. She's Intelligent. But Seriously i have a thing for intellegient women. Soft spoken and what have you. Don't know anytime i see her comments here with poco there's this smile that beams around my face smiley

3.) Chopchopfine - Good sense of humor, great cook, another thing i factor about her is her voice lol. So anytime i watch her videos i pay more attention to the voice than what's she's even cooking grin Afterall i rarely cook maybe 3times a year wink.

4.) Candidlady - not much to say about her. But trust me this one is a darling and yeah she contributes intelligently to threads and above all compassionate too.
No I disagree with you about all of them. Am talking about consistent women that are comfortable in their skin not people that have personality disorder, one minute they are feminists another minute they are trying to be sensible.

I have observed alot of them, for years. The first two you mentioned are the worst. It seems there is a battle going on in them, always trying to tame that demon in them which end up revealing itself once a while.

I don't know the third and never cared to know the forth, she seems like a wannabe that loves attention.

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