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Jokes EtcRe: Clemcykul! I Love You! by Lolabbey: 11:05am On Apr 08, 2009
den d netwok providers hav 2 pay 4 dis grin
Jokes EtcRe: We Are Rebranding The Joke Section. by Lolabbey: 11:02am On Apr 08, 2009
pastor weaver
Jokes EtcRe: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey(op): 11:00am On Apr 08, 2009
thank u deary
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by Lolabbey: 10:50am On Apr 08, 2009
error
Jokes EtcNo Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey(op): 10:49am On Apr 08, 2009
hello all,i av realsd dt u av not bin closa 2 God,so I tot of sharing d word of God wt u. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


A blind grl hatd hrsef cos she was blind. She hatd evry1, excpt hr lovin b.f. He was alwys der 4 her. She tld her b.f, 'If only I cld only see the world, I will mary u.'
tongue tongue tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

One day, som1 donatd a pair of eyes to her. Wen the bandages came off, she was able to see evryin, includin her b.f. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you mary me?' cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


The girl luked at her b.f and saw dat he was blind.
The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't xpctd dat. The thought of lukin at dem the rest of her life led her to refuse to mary him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:
'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine. cry cry cry cry cry cry
'
This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word -Think of someone who can't speak. shocked shocked shocked shocked


B4 you complain abt the taste of your food - Think of some1 who has nothing to eat. cool


b4 you complain abt your husband or wife - Think of som1who's crying out to for a companion. wink


b4 you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. smiley


Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without error and we all answer to the Divine.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank the Divine you're alive and still around. cheesy wink

brethren such is life,i pray u all make use of sday's sermon. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

God bless u all cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: This will Make You Smile by Lolabbey: 10:31am On Apr 08, 2009
it has turn grey a long time ago
Jokes EtcRe: Who Kidnapped It!1 by Lolabbey: 10:19am On Apr 08, 2009
oro pari
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by Lolabbey: 10:13am On Apr 08, 2009
sabi saka
Jokes EtcRe: Clem! Clem! by Lolabbey: 10:06am On Apr 08, 2009
my head smal like tortoise own,i guess os ben's big head u meant
Jokes EtcRe: Clem! Clem! by Lolabbey: 10:01am On Apr 08, 2009
who be dis ?abeg clear
Jokes EtcRe: First Time by Lolabbey: 9:53am On Apr 08, 2009
abeg make ona comot 4 road
Jokes EtcRe: Let's Start With This by Lolabbey: 9:46am On Apr 08, 2009
egbon romade.hahahahah 4 ya mouth
Jokes EtcRe: Touch You Back by Lolabbey: 9:43am On Apr 08, 2009
y u dey post twice shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Lolabbey: 9:43am On Apr 08, 2009
is it an offence 2 fart?abeg God no create house 4 farting ooo. farts on
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Lolabbey: 9:33am On Apr 08, 2009
brb, farts as she moves on
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by Lolabbey: 9:32am On Apr 08, 2009
una don wan plan anoda coup bah?
Jokes EtcRe: We Are Rebranding The Joke Section. by Lolabbey: 9:26am On Apr 08, 2009
so wht is d next strategy
Jokes EtcRe: We Are Rebranding The Joke Section. by Lolabbey: 5:42pm On Apr 07, 2009
yawns
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by Lolabbey: 5:41pm On Apr 07, 2009
av som rest boy
Jokes EtcRe: Watches! by Lolabbey: 5:39pm On Apr 07, 2009
lol
Jokes EtcRe: I Am Tired Of Nigeria by Lolabbey: 5:38pm On Apr 07, 2009
tnx yfy.we both will mit dere cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Pls Come Back by Lolabbey: 5:33pm On Apr 07, 2009
good 4 u
Jokes EtcRe: Keep The Motor Running by Lolabbey: 5:31pm On Apr 07, 2009
nope,dis na old post
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Pls Come Back by Lolabbey: 5:29pm On Apr 07, 2009
sharrap
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by Lolabbey: 5:28pm On Apr 07, 2009
u no fit try am
Jokes EtcRe: Keep The Motor Running by Lolabbey: 5:24pm On Apr 07, 2009
y u dey wish d guy dead
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Pls Come Back by Lolabbey: 5:20pm On Apr 07, 2009
u don wound am
Jokes EtcRe: Romade And The Earthworm by Lolabbey: 5:17pm On Apr 07, 2009
d tin no smooth
Jokes EtcRe: Check Out These Pics: Unical Gals Showing It All! Naija Na Waoh: by Lolabbey: 5:17pm On Apr 07, 2009
i wont
Jokes EtcRe: Una No Dey Rest? by Lolabbey: 5:16pm On Apr 07, 2009
na suicide b dat

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