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invasion of the egg plants

olosho...anyway na true sha

awww....at last Chidinma

jrerico1:
the site is not opening

direct url www.olumide-ng.com

its a re direct service and its probably down.
go straight to
www.olumide-ng.com

jrerico1:
give me a hint on getting it, and how it works

the signature....click it.

stevecantrell:
Hypocrite Lola
this is still better than the rag you wore to Zenith bank xmas party 2015.
I think I will even post the pic here so everyone can see.. .

You just try that !
ile ni ma fejo e sun .
it will be very last thing u do on earth.

jrerico1:
OK. Is that penis Enlargement on your dp for real?

As real as the last recession, which they say just ended.

MAUREEN no ass no boobs and yet I warned you about going to that wedding like this.
Peeps this lady has no front or back



what do you RECOMMEND for her ?

Dreamer..

IamLaura:
How many days will it take for me to grow the bazooka sized booty??

10-13 ....thereabout.

16. he drinks champagne like a fish.

40kobo77:
Interesting feature.

The truth of the matter is that these things are not meant for people like you and i that have thick accents.

Speak for yourself...

I didnt see a single BLACK secret service agent.

OBAMA had both white and blacks..

Did Trump fire all the black agents ?

Could be gay

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After a conference on CANCER PREVENTION, some interesting points came up:

1. No to refined oil
2. No to milks of animal origin (e.g. nido.)
3. No to cubes
4. No to the consumption of the gasified juices of the different breweries (32 pieces of sugar per liter)
5. No refined sugars
6. No Microwave
7. No to mammography before delivery but echomamaire
8. No to too tight bras going to or after returning from work
9. No alcohol
10. No for reheating frozen meals
11. No to the conservation of water in the refrigerator in plastic bottles ...
12. All contraceptive pills are not good because they change the woman's homonal system and give cancer.
13. Deodorants are dangerous especially when used after shaving.
14. Breast-feeding women are less likely to have breast cancer than none breast-feeding women.
15. Cancer cells eat mainly sugar, everything is synthetic sugar even brown.
16. A cancer patient who suppresses sugar in his diet sees his disease regressed and can live long: sugar = deadly enemy.
17. A glass of beer stays 5 hours in the body and during this time the organs of the system are operating at idle speed.

Yes to:

1. Vegetables
2. Honey in measured quantities in place of sugar
3. Vegetable proteins such as beans versus meat
4. Two glasses of water on an empty stomach before brushing teeth, water kept in the room having the same temperature as we woke up
5. Unheated Meals
6. Anti cancer juice: aloe vera + ginger + parsley + celery + promaline (middle of the pineapple) mix and drink on an empty stomach.
7. Other anti-cancer juice: corossol (seedless) + promaline.
8. Eat the raw or cooked carrot or juice each day.

* Just to share this information *
The association of American doctors has given answers to the cause of cancer:
1. Do not drink hot tea in a plastic cup.
2. Do not eat anything hot in a paper or plastic bag. Example: potato (fried).
3. Do not cook microwavable foods using plastic material

As a reminder :
When plastic is in contact with heat, this creates chemicals that can cause 52 types of cancer.

This message is better than 100 unnecessary SMS.
Inform your loved ones in order to be free from these effects.

⚠ Avoid drinking Coca Cola on pineapple or after you have eaten pineapple as a dessert.
Do not mix pineapple juice with Cocacola.
This mixture is deadly! People are dying there and they mistakenly believe that they were poisoned .... They were victims of their ignorance of this fatal cocktail!

Sms to share with loved ones.
May God preserve us
* Please read and transmit. *

Dr. Richard from the United States.
Share this message with your loved ones.
Important Health Tips:
� Answer calls to the left ear.
� Do not take your medication with cold water ....
� Do not eat heavy meals after 5 pm.
� Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
� Best sleep time is 10pm - 4am.
� Do not lie down immediately after taking medication or meals.
� When your phone's battery is low at the last bar, do not answer the phone, because the radiation is 1000 times more powerful.
� Can you pass this on to the people you love?
Thank you.

Nawa 4 the comments here.

old news..I hope everyone in need of it wil give it a trial.

Kokaine:
oga dont mention this in a public. you want a guy as a normal friend and you need advice on how to go about it. this is gay alert. if the guy no send you abeg free am. watin you need pass guy how far? watin dey xup? if those normal guy to guy hailings is not sufficient then dude, you are gay and please just die

Sounds like a man crush to me....thats mostly gay

Uganda or Kenya ?

Afolak:
If the money stops coming,na where d love go end be dat.
Women!Women!!Women!!!
How many times did I call u?
I troway yansh for Una.

We are not all like that.

dingbang:
why can't you download it on playstore? What is the challenge you are experiencing let me fix it for you please...

Its an OS based issue. I will need to factory reset and im not ready for that.

dayleke:
A new update version 1.7 is out.

please I need a link to the new apk file.
I cant do it with play store.

kettykin:
I want to surmarise 2 key points which are economic Demise and Geologiocal Disaster

The following 5 reasons are why despite the overated City whose inhabitants have refused to tell themselves the glaring truth i feel Lagos is doomed

Over Prices for Over Glorified Real Estate
This More than any other reason has made some lazy folks Multimillionaires whose only hard work is that their parents and grand parents bought Land from God Knows where to build ramshackles that are not fit for human habitation but as a result of the scarcity of habitable spaces are now gold mines. yours truly happens to live in one of such buildings in an estate in Gbagada where i am being made to spend as much as N1.5M per annum for a glorified Duplex which falls short of my Modest house in my Village in the East.
Such Glorified Duplexes adorn the Landscape of Lagos with migrant workers from mainly the south East and south south paying huge sums of money to ingrates masquerading as landlords

The Rise and Rise of Omonile , Street Urchins, Bastards and Area Boys
Brethen , there is now an army of unemployed youths who are mainly Bastards from the neigbouring states and lagos who make a livelihood out of the sweat of hardworking Nigerians , these unemployed youths have created an industry out of extorting hardworking business men, bus drivers, building developers , Nollywood practitioners and with the tacit approval of traditional rulers in those domains with the law enforcement authoritities , political office holders looking the other way.
My encounter with these categories of human beings reveal that the bulk of the money collected goes to Area fathers who remit part of the Money to the Government . These societal invalids have made the sale of hard drugs and banned substances very lucrative.

Lagos has the highest number of street kids who live off other people's sweat in the whole world

The Incidence of Badoo and unending menace of one chance and ritual killers
By far lagos is now the most socially unstable state apart from the North East state of Borno. Lagos now appears to be the capital of ritual killing among the Lagos Ibadan axis of evil. everyday Large swarms of people are taking to ritual dens in the forests and jungles of Ogun , ibadan Ikrorodu from Lagsos state, these has gone for ages with Law enforcement agents pretending not to know what to do.
Lagos runs and economy that is powered partly by Blood Money and money from extortionist

The Rise of the Menace of Flood and building Collapse
This Year Alone the flood in Lagos made the owners of houses in the posh Area of Lekki , VGC etc to loose Millions of Naira in repairs of spoilt automibile, furniture, house hold gadgets. and hardly any month goes without the incidence of collapsed buildings in lagos Island leading to losses of lives and property , my investigation reveals that most of the private houses in the Lagos were built with a poor cement , sand mixture , for those houses built with the right mixture they are daced with the issue of corrosion arising from the fact that the lagos water is a corrosion inducing saline water
Lagos has the highest rate and number of collapsed building in the whole world

Epidemiology and the potential breakout of a Plague
To say that Lagos water is poluted is simply an under statement of the problem, under description of the issues at stake and being miserly with the truth. The fact remains that Lagos is the most poluted city in the world with a Lagoon that doubles as a cemetery for unclaimed corpses and a sewage dump for poor folks , while the whol world staggers at the fact that the oceans of the world is now filled with plastics enough to kill of the world population with cancer, Lagos waters system is being fed continually with untreated waste water from factories , untreated sewage water from homes and hotels and the dangerous but under reported cases of corpses in the waters .leading to a whole cycle os drink poisoning for poor and under privilidge people who live off untreated water from Cway , Bottled water companies etc.

The City of Lagos has the dirtiest surface water in the whole world.

The Very High Cost of doing business
if you ever considered that the cost of doing Business in Lagos is one of the highest in Africa except for Luanda in Angola , this is why many businesses are rushing to Ogun State which is even not ready to be a manufacturing Hub.
I once carried out a review of the cost of Manufacturing of a consumable item like detergent in Lagos and i found out that why Lagos is a choice place of some companies like PZ , Unilever, Cadbury and Nestle is that Nigeria is a land locked country with only a source of entrance to the country through the Apapa warf.
Well my survery shows that the manufacturing cost in Cities like Kaduna, Kano , Aba and Onitsha is about half the cost in Lagos but because of the absence and working ports in Other coastal states like Cross River , Delta , Rivers and Bayelsa, Manufacturers have no option than to cite their factories in Lagos , thus contributing to the water , Air pollution index and to the congestion of the city state.


Please forgive my rushed and often incomplete sentences , i hope you all understand
To be continued after a coffee break .....

Wow I sincerely hope youre not one of those living in the disaster you described.