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Akinsete19:
Lol

Joke of a country, you gave an handbook to corpers without reviewing it.

.....a handbook.....

old fool

BluntCrazeMan:
Dear Mathematicians in the house....
I need you all to look at the attached picture below, and point out the spot where the whole mathematics started going wrong.
..
Thanks..

10^2 turning to 10+10

IgiveLadiesBj:
Guys please I need help urgently. I had sex with a girl and her menses started. She feigned ignorance that it just started. When I came I saw blood around the condom and at the base of my pennis...

Please what should I do or take please?


I'm in danger and I'm broke as Bleep now...
.. and I'm kinda homeless now

lol

two useless teams.

Ole no be am!

limmi alone!

Stanweezy:
My sister sent the attached picture below for me, according to her she said the chemist she went said its bkus of the water she bath with.

Please I need answers on what could be the cause of this boils.

Thank you

let her take any of the bitters. yoyo bitters or goko cleanser.

burn the animal alive!

police

ademidedavid:
My greetings nairalanders,
I am married for 10years now and blessed woth 3 wonderful kids but my woman is a bit difficult.

To cut the long story short, i went out with a colleague on friday and due to the fact that the kids are on holiday, i took my wife along because she was already raising the roof bout my outing ( NOTE: I have never ever gone out without my family to avoid wife's palava).

On getting there, she complained i was looking at some ladies lustfully which was not at all.......just trying to figure out some important things in my head. After which she complained that i was drunk.....lo and behold i wasnt because i dont take beer, i only take red wine, bullet and spinnorf......which i took a red wine and bullet before leaving the house and also took 3 bottles of spinnorff ( I was never drunk with all of those)

Fast forward to today, i am very open with my finances guess one of my mistakes.........she noticed that a thousand naira (#1000) was missing in my wallet and all means to explain to her proved abortive even though i give her money for things she love like body cream, cloths and others but after all nagging, i was vexed and went to the kids room which i politely asked her to let me be at the moment because i cant withstand her nagging over a thousand naira but she persisted and i have to shut the door against her but she opened it and told me she hates me and regret marrying me.....sounded like the rapture sound initially but later realised it actually came from my woman, my mother of my kids!!!!

i still cant place those words.....could it be out of anger or she actually mean the words for real?

Please help a heartbroken brother.

she knows that u love her that's why she us acting like that.
hang out with your guys without her, drink that beer n come back late. if she nags drive out n sleep out. she go calm down.

Kandeed:
This is hitting you hard because you've been too weak....take it or leave it being to weak on women is a suicide mission.

Read some folks up there saying go to her, pet her bla bla. unfortunately for you OP that's not the language a woman understands. if she said all that, the next thing you should do is not go to her or ask why (you'd only ensure something worse than that is said to again) let her come herself begging .

Tbh I still don't understand how men find it hard to put women in their place and act manly like true House Heads.

I taya o!

their money dey act as wedge

drug dealing is better than this biko!

if they lied to you, come back then.

this man is a fool

Diffdeef:
Top 10 players in the world..

1. Cristiano ronaldo
2. Neymar
3.. Robert Lewandowski
4. Kylian Mbappé
5. Kevin De Bruyne
6. Virgil van Dijk
7. Sadio Mané
8. Riyad Mahrez
9. Erling Haaland
10. Kimmich

Sorry did i miss any Argentine dwarf ?

lol

Mangekyo:
Messi just got substituted by poch after he was looking very likely to score today against Lyon.
He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick.
Messi was very angry when he was substituted for hakimi. I think poch should be sacked. He's a useless manager.

Meanwhile, pendu aka Tap-in-Aldo fans are enjoying the moment, they think messi is a fraud whereas he isn't. I think yall need to be patient with him here

eyaa, you can give him that your last 2k

it looks better that the very first BBnaija that ebuka participated

what of Niger border?

modafucker is not even sure of himself.

emmaebube:
Dis his coach sub him?

he was playing well, so he was not subbed besides, he was subbed for young boys game he dint grab ole by the neck.

emmaebube:
Ronaldo experienced a goal drought,
Played 3 complete matches without a goal and none hit the bar Messi played less and hit the bar three times..
Not taking sides but messi needs more time

lol, see talk.
and when ronaldo experienced his, did he disrespect his coach?

apasino01:
he played like 5 matches for Juventus before a goal

he scored on his 4th league match but he scored on a friendly game b4 their leagues started.

calculator123:
Did he start well at Madrid? Infact until Madrid bought Bale, no one felt his impact at Madrid. So talk another thing.

see lie o! he made impact from the word go!

generalwo:
.... Sure... And that's why man u got beaten by young boys!

as long as Ronaldo scored in that match, we are happy

calculator123:
Old Trafford is a familiar environment for Crist. Can you say the same about Messi?

when he went to Madrid was it a familiar environ?
when he went to juve was it familiar environ?
The man U sef is not what he left 20yrs ago.

make una continue dey give useless excuses for the spoilt brat.

generalwo:
.... One point gained is better than 3 points lost. His mate lost 3 points some days ago and he gained one point..... Both of their teams had 3 points this past weekend....

stupid reasoning.

he better run back to Barca

blaqkid205:
Ole is trying I don't why you guys hate him in two season he contend for league he finish 3rd and 2nd but if he stil don't win league this season they should send him away but they already expand his contract which means I don't think this guy is leaving
But for chealsea if they keep this up they might win the league if man city won't hijack it

2nd n 3rd positions are not thropies. We are not a mid level team.

blaqkid205:
Chealsea no fit win league this season just in the name of new coach we will see by the end of the season almost all coach do this when they get new job so it not surprising we will see against man united,man city,liverpool.your joy is allowed till then

guy forget, Chelsea coach is doing wonders! na almost all these boys Lampard wan carry enter relegation last season.
from the performance of all the teams so far this season, Chelsea are the top contenders for the title.

I'm a Man U Fan!
Ole out!

and one fool was saying Kane is better than Ronaldo.

generalwo:
With the hype around man u this season, one would think they would stroll past every game

EPL is not easy at all

WibusJaga:

Congrats to him. One of the African GOATs.
Yesterday it was Salah, today Mane. Who is next on line?

Drogba's 104 goals record will soon be shattered.

mane played for Southampton before joining liverpool and he has scored goals for them. Drogba's 104 goals has already been surpassed by Mane. Unless its goal record for 1 club and not PL goal record.