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SarkinYarki:
The term Naira actually belongs to the CBN sha

and e-naira belongs to the company.

Happened:
Na those Weah no Sabi do grill Una dey call the price for .... Imagine .... Them tell me say Grilled Roasted chicken with pepper sauce na 4500 Naira for Awka.

So I decided to enter Eke Awka , ... I Buy full chicken and Grill am by myself ....

Hahhahha .... I even do pepper sauce join .... And my own sweet dieeeee.

No be the full chicken be that oooo ... I don already chop the head and the legs ... Inside the kitchen ....

Na small I take snap .... E still remain for my Kitchen .... The Chicken is very very Big ... And na 4k I buy am ���

Excuse ... Who dey knock for my door ���� .... I no dey allow visitors on days like this ooooo .... Just dey your dey .... If the thing dey important ...

Shared by Illikannu Donald Chukwuma

na fry u fry am! its not grilled

chatinent:
Knack means what?

how old are u?

chatinent:
I hear this a lot.

What is the actual meaning?

Do they mean they hate people with high morals? Or don't like people who'd stoop to their inclinations?

it means u go to church on Sunday and stay for the whole services and after the last you stay back for one church meeting or another, Monday u go for prayer meeting, Tuesday bible study, Wednesday all mid week services, Thursday church visitation, Friday cell meeting, Saturday one church rehearsal. And the circle continues.

it has nothing to do with high morals.

I know a lady like that but she can knack for Jerusalem.

pinkyruledworld:
Shey una no get jazz ni?

Meanwhile, I got Foreign used samsun S10e for s.a.le

abi?

i have the list

#1 Buhari
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what do you want to fix?

Ikemoney:
good evening all, please i need a serious advice from you guys with out insuit, Please.

have been dating this girl for close to 4 years now, and am madly in love with her, at first i never love her, she did everything for me to love which i am now, have done everything a man could do for woman, i assisted her in setting up her business, i alway ensure she is okay,her family knows me.

we have already start making plan on getting married, before now have been having trust issues with her, when ever her phone is close to me or it rings she is not comfortable, anytime i ask questions she knock it off,she will say they are just friends, at a point i was monitoring her, she knew,friends will call me they saw my girl with some one guy ,that same guy usually do call, have ask her who is the guy, she said they just friends , it was clear she was cheating her attitude towards me change, yet i kept cool for peace to reign and for what i feel for her.

To cut the story short, spoke to her family about it and her brother abroad, now she is angry and she does not want the relationship anymore,have beg her have also send people to beg her, she said never that she has move on, am confuse i really do love her, the worst part she block me on watsup and messager and she is not picking my calls, i feel she dislike me now.

when even i rmember my labour in this i feel so bad with my self, i really don't know how to move on.

register on badoo, arrange some random hookups. you will get over her.

Good! they are potential terrorists!

what are they protesting for?

Omihanifa:
See ehen don't dwell too much on it. You helped her, and she repaid you back with evil( ingratitude) so just leave her to her conscience

She has succeeded in destroying other people's chances

Nah things like this dey make guy dey treat women anyhow

he dint help her, he was investing for some returns.

jaelz:
So I met this girl sometime back in March in Abuja she was very beautiful and was working in a spa back then, I approached her and collected her number after which she never picked my calls or replied my chats after I tried contacting her afterwards.

Fast-forward to last two weeks she contacted me out of the blues that she was sick, didn't have transport fare to work, she was broke and didn't have any money for food as she hasn't eaten in a days.

I got dressed and meet her in the location she gave me and bought her some little foodstuff and provisions then gave her 3k to hold for transportation to work until they pay her at work.

Guys could you believe that this girl blocked and deleted my number the next day? I tried calling and she it was telling me busy till I used another phone to call it and it went through, I asked her why she did that after I revealed my identity and she couldn't say a word she was just mute on the phone for about 30 seconds till I cut off the call.

I am still so shocked as to why some women behave they way they behave atimes.

e b like say u just enter from jand or yankee

DrFunmisticGlow:
there's a small possibility, very very rare, what if she has an ano-vaginal fistula?!

then having sex will be the least of her concern

no matter how you want to sugar coat it or paint it, it a very ridiculous question!

Gist blogger Don win.


Bob is guilty of fuckiin mopha

AnonyUser:
How am I supposed to know when I have no idea how it works. This is my first time renting. I have no idea how they charge

do u live under a bridge or you have your own house?

Mynd44:
As Posted By Ebuka_vacity

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1442574182819278850.html

na sars men be dat

for fulani terrorists and boko haram

tenry:
Please don't mind my grammatical blunders .My brother in law called my wife and I tonight sobbing profusely and confused about what to do.

He caught his wife cheating on a man erroneously believe to be her daddy's friend.

It all started when his wife's phone was bad and he gave him to repair it for him while coming from work. Engineer repaired the phone and on his way home, he curiously checked his wife's phone and discovered sex chat his wife had with the man she called her daddy's friend.

His wife snapped her private parts and sent to the man. They exchanged so many dirty videos including pornography . All the wife's family members (mother, sisters) all knew the man introduced to the husband as dad's friend.

Her dad is late. Their wedding is one year this month with a three month old girl child.

He is worried about the father of the child cos according to him, his wife had visited the man shortly after their wedding.

My wife and I have been disturbed seriously on this matter. The husband called for advice on the step to take.

Please I need your advice cos we are in shock as we didn't expect that from the lady.

explain the brother in law relationship. is he married to your sister or he is your wife's brother, which?

this is getting too much. haba!

congrats goners! Arteta is going nowhere!

Adakintroy:
No be lie. There are humorous truthfully stories that are funny. Many comedians don't live in getto anymore that's the problem. Getto has enough sad humor truthfully stories so dark and funny and borderline edgy you would think it's a "joke".

That was why we regard the "I go die or basket mouth as talented. They were from the ghetto. Now they all move to the suburbs with Rich boring influences and they are struggling to tell a joke to save life. Notice they are dry as hell and un funny. Like they have ran out of materials. They just over exaggerate the experience and people can see it. Very dry. Akpororo is the worst in that category. Only their past glories them de run on for me.

your point?

abeg getat

Avoid ikwerre man House!

because Buhari is killing it.

na me go kiss her before?

jesusjnr2020:
What's the difference between prostitution and pole dancing, for instance?

What separates them for you?

how many people have u seen Pole dancing?

BRATISLAVA:
Most dances that mimick adult themes are silly and could be said to "be from hell".

In fact, any dance that you cannot do in front of children is likely a dirty dance whose origins are unknown.

are you the one that released it from hell? have you been to hell before to see that that is the dance steps there?
silly silly

Crystyano:
Black man or whatever that means has no problem with religion

a very big one o!

there is no where in the bible where there is manual for the type of dance steps to take.

Christians like making life difficult for themselves.

David danced till he almost became naked, God did not condemn him for that.

Ammishaddai:
Christianity is hard bros .

it's not hard at all, it man that have made it hard for themselves.