Buhari is an akpa amu!

He wants to do 8 years work in 8 days.

Why is he commissioning stuffs in this extra time? Stvpid mofo.

Buhari wants to do 8 years work in 8 days

Kenneth should know there is something called Forgiveness. He should forgive and treat him better than he treated him years back.

But forgetting is up to Kenneth.

For me, I forgive but I don't forget.

Yungmil:
Please guys am seriously in confusion right now on what to do, I work in a tomato company in Kano state.

My supervisor who is related to the owner of the stole my money about 70k.

Now my confusion is if I should report him or not because he is our supervisor and the company only listens to him and not the other workers.

Am scared if I go ahead and report him I might end up being affected. They all speak housa which I don't.

It is only both of us in the office, yet he denied it. I don't have any other job yet

Please should what should I do?

Go traditional

mrvitalis:
To fight herdsman you must be ready to fight police ,army and then herdsman

They would come kill your people police won't do anything ...they can do that for years you won't see one police bike in your place

But once u revenge and kill one come can see army and police arresting your youths

The best way is when they attack you don't talk , infact deny the attack ...even even when media talks about it deny

The look for their nearest camp count 10 ...pick a random day or night ,40 days , 33 days ...gather your youths n make sure you preach to everyone in that camp ...every single one preach to them to repent

The next morning live your life like normal ,you have done the lords work

This is how Umunneochi, Abia state did, and till date fulanis have remained peaceful and loyal there.

That's how big boys play

Na wa o

Rumuji axis again? Emohua people have started again o.

Once it is 7pm, that road becomes deadly.

And the funny thing is, there are a lot of police checkpoints along that Rumuji road.

Is there no Guiness World Record that involves sucking of breasts? Na that one I fit win o

Person wey tint him hair no normal na.

concho:
When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??

There's a reason people give notice of resignation.

And there's a reason company tell outgoing staff "hand over every company property in your possession"

Use police and arrest her. Tell police she has some company confidential documents in her possession.

Is she proves stubborn, hit me up, let's solve it once and for all.

Meanwhile I have replacement for her if you stay in SE or SS

Very good!

Igwe bu Ike

3G for 15 years? This is not really a nice business o

5G will soon be rolled out, and before that 15 years we would be using 7G.

Well, let's see how it goes.

Omo, NCC dey chop sha o

Rubyjade:
Good.

Thank you

Rubyjade:
Hope you have investment sha

So many o.

TheBTCinvestor:


E bu nno Ezi

Maka gini?

I wish someone told me this when I was in my 20s

As a guy who got a good paying job (120k net) in my 20s, rather than invest, I was importing babes from Abuja, Lagos, Kaduna to PH

Any girl who refuses to come, I don buy flight ticket go meet am. Then flight na 10k to 15k.

No club in PH I don't go to every weekend.

Chai!

But sha, uwa bu ofu mbia

Chai!

Abuja anyachasigo ka akwa (Abuja don fade like cloth)

Abuja that used to be the most secured place in Nigeria. What changed.

Isobug:
Soft landing of his principal...,.. Just in case court scuttle hopes

Oil dey your head

The headline is confusing. Next time say Lai Mohammed and not FG.

Angrygoat:

Ah ah ah
Abubu abubu
Abubu abubu


No need to bring down tank,if your car is the type that fuel pump can be accessed from passengers seat. Tel them to remove the pump assembly,suck out all the fuel using a hose. Pour the fuel into a bucket and inspect if water settles at rhe bottom. Also check the fuel pump,water might have gotten into it. Its doing overheating,yourfuel pump. Most filling stations sell water mixed with fuel as fuel. Naija is dead

Your purge valve is dirty. Clean it

This is what we are saying. Vote in good government, una say no

No one will ask those Nigerians if they support APC or PDP.

Tripleoluwa:
Hi people, I presented myself for accreditation at the Agunbiade population office in Somolu local council today 26-042023, for the position of supervisor that I applied for in the coming population census.

I had barely sat down before the man sitting at the desk said my name was not on the computer list. I was shocked because I had been approved online and my bank account had been submitted. He requested for my surname as he punched the keyboard. Seconds later, he said my surname is not on thier list. I knew right there that he was lying because my immediate sister successfully did her accreditation on Monday. So how come my surname no dey there?...

In a nutshell, I think the process has been politicised or compromised. There's a seeming attempt to expunge people's names in place of others. Because I see no reason why they refused to paste the list for everyone to check.

Does anything work well in Nigeria without politics?

If anything happens to Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, Buhari, FG and DSS will have us to contend.

Try this with Muslims and see how the whole Nigeria will burn.

Ijelenwanyioma:

I am pregnant and by special grace of God, I am expected to have my baby in 3 months time. The issue is that I don't want my mother to come for my omugwo. I am her only daughter but she hate me so much. At first I thought it is old age but she's just 60+ and I have seen older women treating their daughter right.

The last omugwo she came I saw hell, I gave birth on Monday and she came on Thursday. I had 3rd degree tear(that type that they will stitch from anus to vagina) I explained to her that I can't stand for long because of the pain. Meanwhile before she came, a woman from my husband place was taking care of me and she won't let me come down from bed except to eat, bath, breastfeed my baby and sleep. But when she saw my mum, she stopped coming. The woman already prepared soup and kept inside freezer on Wednesday before my mum arrived. It was that soup we ate till Sunday. On Sunday morning I asked my mum what we will eat and she told me to wait for people that are coming to visit us so I can send any of them to market and cook. Like how can I send my visitor message? So I waited for my husband and son to come back from church. I just took tea and also served her. My husband went to market and bought the things I needed to make stew. My baby was sleeping and I went inside kitchen to make stew. My mum sat down comfortably in the sitting room watching film and gisting with visitors that came to see me and my baby. I was in serious pain but I have to cook what me and everybody will eat. I served her the food after cooking and she gladly ate it. She's is neither sick or having pain anywhere.

My mother never cook anything in my house for 4 months till she left. The day I mentioned it to her. She started crying that she knows I hate her like my father. Like how? I even expected her to apologise and lie that she wasn't feeling fine that day. Among all her children, I give her more money but she always show me I am not important.

The problem is, even though this is my third child, I can barely take care of child under 1 month. Apart from cooking, my mum always makes me cry by telling me some very harsh word. She will force me to drink very hot water that I can't even pour on my skin. If I refuse to drink she will get angry and start her wahala again. I don't just want her to come to my house again for my mental health. O ti su mi 😭😭

How was your relationship with your mother while growing up?

AustineCJ:
My sis planned for a small after court wedding reception, my mum went behind to invite church members, extended families, relatives in the village ..... sponsored their food and drinks that there’s no way her daughter will do a small reception. 😂😂

This is usual with all mothers.

We rise by lifting others

nedzuby:


Now who is the Governor elect of Lagos?

Did he fairly win?

You will be a very b@d person in life because you support ev!l.

Seun:
Dear Igbo People,

I sincerely apologize for allowing a toxic political banner advert which said, "Lagos can never be run from Anambra; go and vote" to run on Nairaland for several hours on Wednesday, March 15, 2023.

The mischievously worded banner advert appears to have been part of an ethnically divisive political campaign aimed at securing Lagos State for the ruling party by instilling fear in Yoruba people, making them believe that Igbo people intended to "take over" Lagos State.

Such ethnically divisive political campaigns have no place in a forward-thinking democracy, and for this reason, the ad should have been taken down instantly. No harm was intended, but my lack of forethought about the ethics of that type of advert led to a disappointing outcome.

We should have had a clear policy against accepting negative and ethnically divisive ads on Nairaland, we should have communicated it to all advertisers, and we should have taken down any advert that violated that policy instantly. This will all be in place before the next election.

We made almost N16,000 from the ad. We will double it and donate it to victims of political violence in Lagos.

Please, do NOT give up on Nigeria. The times are challenging, but TOGETHER, we will overcome.

Sincerely,
Seun Osewa.

Just look at this agbaya!

APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED

You have always been a tribal and religious big-ot.

nedzuby:


That’s strategy and it’s going to work for him.

The truth is, the Igbo true color came out after PO lost the election and the true Yorubas will never allow your GRV win. Sanwolu by the special Grace of God is our re-Governor Elect of Lagos

Anyway, 18th March no far again, let’s see how this conversation will turn by this time next week

Lower your expectations so that you heal fast when Sanwo-olu will fail

At the rate Sanwo-olu is going, if you get child dedication for area, him fit show.

We fit see am dey do conductor for Oshodi - Mile 2 bus sef.


Well. Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour is our man to restore sanity in Lagos.