₦airaland Forum

Simon Ekpa is an akpa amu!

Finnish government should extradite him to Nigeria, so that FG can release Nnamdi Kanu and take him

Even if it's only this Tax Reform Tinubu achieved in his tenure, we write his name in gold in the history of Nigeria.

What's all these "okuko Igbo" I'm seeing?

So, there's no fine girl in Ododo's Kogi?

If Cross-River or Rivers state do carnival, na so your prick go dey rise and fall from watching pictures.

Whatever data you see in NIgeria is about 35% false.

Here, everything is politics.

Carndidlaydid:
Anyone

Is Belgium visa easy to get

Iam asking for a friend please

Urgent answer needed
Kindly reach me on the number below
08137.6448.90

No dey play wayo, you this girl. Say the truth let's see how we can help you

Breast and yansh is the best gift nature handed to man.

Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.

Prostitutes have economic importance in the society sha.

Meanwhile, I hope all the Edo girls are aware of this news.

Money dey this country sha.

Oshiomhole is saying the truth.

Rather than one thief in Abuja to steal all the money, let 774 thieves steal. But the difference is, it is easier to get to the 774 thieves and make him/her to vomit it (that is, when the masses are ready) than the one thief in Abuja.

So na this guy dey worry El-Rufai?

RealGandalf:
https://i0.wp.com/thebureau.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/bandits_0.jpg?resize=300%2C180&ssl=1

A tragic incident occurred on Saturday in Kogi State as gunmen attacked a GIGMobility bus traveling from Lagos to Abuja, abducting all passengers onboard near Obajana, along the Lokoja route.

The driver of the bus managed to escape, but the remaining passengers were taken hostage. Reports indicate that the attackers have demanded a ransom of ₦100 million for the release of one of the victims, whose friend shared details of the ordeal on social media.

Eyewitness and Victim Accounts

A social media user recounted her friend’s abduction, explaining the kidnappers’ ransom demand:



Another user who witnessed the aftermath shared:



GIGMobility’s Response

The transport company, GIGMobility, confirmed the incident in a statement released on Sunday evening, expressing their distress over the attack:



The company has urged authorities to intervene swiftly to secure the release of the abducted passengers.

Rising Security Concerns in Kogi State

This incident adds to the growing security challenges along the Lagos-Abuja route, with frequent reports of highway robberies and kidnappings. Travelers have called for increased security presence in the region to safeguard commuters.

Efforts to contact local law enforcement for updates on the rescue operation have been unsuccessful.

Authorities Urged to Act

Concerned citizens have taken to social media, demanding immediate action from security agencies to locate and rescue the victims. The attack has heightened fears among travelers and renewed calls for comprehensive measures to tackle insecurity on Nigerian highways.


Source: The Bureau Newspaper

Again I say, even if I manage to travel to Lagos by road, I can never try going to Abuja by road.
Kogi section to Abuja is a death trap.

The kind of checkpoints along Port Harcourt - Owerri road should be replicated around Kogi.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Efcc nor go see this one o



Stupid people always disturbing me and other niggarrrrrrrrrrs in the streets of Benin city because of small small iTunes and steam card way boys dey collect

So you dey street?

Even if this Tax Reform is what Tinubu achieved in his tenure, I will love him for that.

Northerners should go and learn how to work hard.

ThatWriterBoy:
In other words I should do a new birth certificate with the new name arrangement?

Exactly, but let it be from National Population Commission

LocalFARMERS:
This is the simple method I used to cook Goat head with bitter leaf. Few weeks ago, I went to drink on a weekend. I asked for pepper soup, they said it's finished. That, they only have Goat head. I ordered for a plate of Goat head and I like how it was prepared.

They did not prepare it like the usual Isiewu that is prepared with the Goat brain. In this case the brain is removed and they added bitter leaf. Few days later, I went to the market and buy 2 Goat heads. Which I used to prepare a replica of what I was served at the Bar.

Omo, you dey enjoy o.

Isi-ewu (ogunfe) is better prepared with nchanwu and not bitterleaf

2special:
Go to the court and do change of name by affidavit

Only for Nigeria. Oyibos don't honour those affidavits.

ThatWriterBoy:
Hello! Please I need advice. My name on my birth certificate and other documents is James Chika Johnson. James is my first name, Chika my second and Johnson my last name.

When I was registering for the JAMB UTME exams, a mistake was made in the order of my name and Chika was my first name and James my middle. I was like 16 then, and I didn't think it would matter.

Now, because JAMB would send the same name format to the schools during admission and all, I've been like that all these years.

I just received my certificate yesterday, and it bears Chika as my first name and James as my last.

My National ID card, Voters card and all other documents, including my SSCE results are James as my first and Chika as my last name.

This has never been a problem for me. In fact, during our Certificate Verification at school, the council did not bring up any issue because my name in the school was Chika James Johnson, but on my SSCE certificate was James Chika Johnson.

On the school notice board, there was a note that the Student would bear all responsibility for any error once they leave the issuing room if they don't point it out there. But this is not technically an error because I've been going through my university education with this name order. All my tests, exams, and registrations in school.

Please will this affect me later? Like during NYSC registration or something? What can I do?

Within Nigeria, it will not affect you. But once you want to do anything abroad with those certificates, it will affect you.

Go and get a National Population Commission Birth Certificate. Oyibos don't honour Sworn Affidavit. Forget all these Court affidavit

I have a similar issue with my names. Some certificates have "chukwu" added to it while others has just the name without "chukwu". Mine affected when I was looking for admission abroad, it was the NPC birth certificate that solved it.

All these oyibo people wayo never stop?

This John cannot be the world's oldest man when I have a burial of a woman in my village who died at 120 years.

Go to Kalabari and many other Nigerian villages, you will see people who are more than 115 years old.

Anyway, may John's soup RIP

The problem we have in Nigeria is maintenance. Come and see this beautiful hostel in few months from now.

Ok

Kwale is a very funny place.

Every December time, they will start this nonsense cult fight. Six people were gunned down same day

All these small yahoo boys no dey allow that Kwale rest.

He that k!lls by the sword shall d!e by the sword.

That his picture was taken at Tranpalodec Hotel, a stone throw from Quintessential hotel.

Enough of this tithe issues.

Pay if it works for you. Don't pay if you don't believe in it. Make everybody dey him dey.

You can quote Deuteronomy while others quote Malachi.

Enough is enough

This is very true. Many pastors wives misbehave at home and believe their husbands can't do anything because he's a pastor.

I even know some pastors wives knacking secretly outside. Some are into lesbianism sef.

But, one day... monkey go enter market e no go return.

spencekat:
Ohafia Udumeze.

Nwa nna, imela agi! Unu agbapele?

Tinubu is an akpa amu

Ah! My own Ohafia keh?

Make I put calls, first.

Will be right back

Tayorshd87:
because in overseas that we are copying their culture they are not taxing their citizens all what they are enjoying are all FREE

electricity water security etc

Go back to school, you lack comprehension. Start from kindergarten, this time.

Are their taxes embezzled like ours?

pelusi:
I traveled outside the country for 8 months now while my family is in Nigeria.

Now I will be returning to Nigeria next week. For this 7 months, I kept myself and did not mess around(slept) with any woman.

However, it's not that I don't trust my wife, but atimes I have an instincts that she may not hold herself like I did and may have fallen in hands of men.

Where I come from, it's an abomination for any married woman to sleep with another man because of the dare consequences it has on the husband of the adulterous woman.

Now I'm coming back soonest,I'm scared if she has slept with another man and I was suggesting before sleeping with her to sit her down and ask her to sincerely tell me if she has fallen in my absence,so that necessary things(cleansing) can be done before I sleep with her.

On the other hand, I'm reasoning whether asking her such will cause a misunderstanding in the marriage.

Please advise on the best way to go about this.

Asking such question means you don't trust her and she won't find it funny.

If she's not from your place. First, educate her of the consequences of your sleeping with her if she has slept with other men. Tell her that it will also have dire consequences on her too. Add salt and pepper to the story and put fear into her. Then, give her some days, she will confess.

Why are you asking, Op?

Don't you trust your wife?

Yomit71:
Warn yourself

Akpa amu

Emi Lokan in the mud.

Tinubu has never created wealth in his entire life. He only knows how to take my taxing all taxables.

We warned, cried, begged....but they said they are teaching Peter Obi and Obidients a lesson.

Ngwanu....

Aku fecha, odara awo.

She don gallivant finish? How many women has she deceived with "I can do without a man?"

Women listen, the beauty of a woman is her husband. Try your possible best to get married to a lovely man.

Don't judge every man by the mistakes of few men.

Zonefree:
Second is loving a Nigerian girl.

And the first?