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kabna:
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THIS IS HOW NIGERIA CAN QUALIFY

FIRSTLY WIN AGAINST SOUTH KOREA.

SECONDLY HOPE GREECE LOSES TO ARGENTINA.

THATS NOT EVEN ALL.

ARGENTINA         6PTS     +4GD

SOUTH KOREA     3PTS     -1GD

GREECE               3PTS      -1GD

NIGERIA                 ?          -2GD

SO NIGERIA HAS TO WIN TO SURMOUNT A -1GD THEREFORE MINIMUM SCORELINE FOR NAIJA TO PROGRESS IS 2-0. FOR EACH GOLA THAT EITHER SOUTH KOREA OR GREECE SCORES (EVEN IN LOOSING) NIGERIA MUST MATCH THAT.

IS THIS REALLY POSSIBLE?

CALL UPON your GODS OYA

enuf of d analysis bro, dnt get ur hopes high. Enough of d humiliation, if they can play against GREECE wit such pathetic spirit, we dnt need more humiliating performance wit d big boyz, Make dem park their loads dey come house!

to think i actually sang d anthem as a mark of patriotism wit them, Gawd i feel so ashamed of ma self rite now, Y must ours b different ? d first african team to b whipped out of d tournament on d African soil, bunch of idiots!

Babskaso:
I need a baby 4rm lagos, ogun, state. Pls just hala me, by mail text call anyone>babskaso@yahoo.com 08062226468[b] am waiting thanks![/b]

U go wait tire,

Not in ur wildest dreamz should u attempt such talkless of reality, U need help serious help bro, but i gotta a feeling dis is just sme attention seeker just tryna have fun here.

pro01:
@ topic

I've always maintained that a man and a woman can't be 'just' friends. . .the same way a goat and yam can't be friends. The former will devour the latter at the first opportunity, be it a day later or a decade later - never mind the foolish boyfriends that permit such crap. (yours sincerely has devoured a few friendly yams in the past, lol). Even if the girl has nothing in mind, same can NEVER be said of the guy. Hitting her kitty is ALWAYS at the back of the male friend's mind, he would merely try as implicitly as possible to seduce her and belittle her bf in a subtle but deft manner. In the end, it will happen if Mr. Friend plays his cards right. That is why a small percentage of wise and really good women with old-school common sense (0.01%) avoid this 'male friend' business. And they enjoy peaceful relationships/marriages as a result.

Seduction is always a contact sport. And like poison, it seeps through the body without warning. The only way to avoid the possibility of the goat devouring the yam is to ensure that the former has no physical access to the latter. Otherwise, devouring will remain a possibility. . .only a matter of time. I am talking from extensive experience, with brutal franknes

So @poster, forget her boyfriend, if you play your cards right you will get her for lust or love, whichever inspires your desire. But it is extremely risky and unstrategic to declare your love for her and that you want her to be your gurl. Nah, thats lame. You have to use the most devious and stealthy route: try to seduce her to get 'physical' with you before you then get emotional (if it'll be necessary sef, who needs that). The important thing is that you have unrestrained access to her person, ears and eyes; if you mix the right brew, the access would translate to access to her heart or pants (whichever you are after; personally, I prefer the latter). Don't know how to explain these steps to you but if you know anything about seduction you should be able to figure it out. Goodluck!

Exactly my sentiments
@ Wouldnt encourage anyone to kip a gurl as a close friend, though sometimes necessary for some reasons
learnt dis lesson d hard way cos am having a similar experience at d moment. The painful aspect of it is dt u tend to lose d friendship when u bring in emotions into d whole picture, So its always advisable u dnt encourage it right from d word 'GO' cos u cant beat nature xcept u dnt have blood flowing in ur veins,

i have one, ow much r u willing to pay cos its for d highest bidder

dt thing sounds more like a beehive or army of mosquitoes so bleeping annoying!

Double N:
Wonder how they hope to achieve this. Are there any statistics that indicate the exact number of unemployed graduates? And with this Nigeria i know[b],i can bet you that the number of people claiming to be 'unemployed' will double if not triple was money stats being handed out.[/b]

I doubt if thats gonna be possible once adequate measures like a SANITIZED SYSTEM comprising a work force of pple with integrity are put in place to make the system work, The pension scheme was a mess before it was cleansed to make it effective today. I believe with positive mindset and re-orientation of Nigerians towards this we can make it work, Even though this is long overdue, i must say its A GOOD STEP IN D RIGHT RIGHT DIRECTION FROM THE LEGISLATURE.

@ Solomonjay

The only one available for now is 1250m2 within main maitama

goin for 250m (negotiable)

contact : on 08066492932

Dnt have any within maitiama at hand for now. Thnx

A 8-bedroom duplex with B-Q and swimming pool, situated within Asokoro district in Abuja is up for sale

Title: C of O

Asking price: 450m (Negotiable)

Contact : 08066492932, 08056406038, 08032724746.

*passing*

_{shakes head for d brokes ass n ugly dudes outhere,}

obiflex:
@ sagamite: i think young lawyers r so shocked by d harsh treatment & low wages that welcome them into d profession that most opt out. Some leave d country, some leave to other sectors & others leave to pursue business. Those who remain r those from poor homes who cannot finance a struggle. Nigeria has produced about 80,000 lawyers in 50yrs. There r about 40,000 lawyers in the NBA. This represents d no of lawyers that r alive & resident in nigeria. D no of lawyers in actual legal practice in nigeria is less than 20,000. Legal practice is a multi-billion naira industry dominated by a few popular names. In reality most of d job is done by d unknown young lawyers but, d money never trickles down to those who do d job

couldnt have said it better.

@ post
Its rather unfortunate where we have found ourself in the labour market in Nigeria. It all boils down to lack of incentives and goverment initiatives for the unemployed in Nigeria. I remember during my days in d University n law school, one of the 'misconception' we were made to understand was that the legal proffession is an exclusive proffession made for the rich and not for the poor as obtainable in England during the old common law days. The rationale for this as they claim is that only the rich who are members of the higher class, became lawyers hence the reason why they claim its not a lucrative proffession yet the nobliest of all proffession simply cos its dominated by the rich. Now, times have changed cos the poor have equally embraced this so called noble proffession. The bitter truth is as far as legal practice in Nigeria is concerned, u can only get well payed as a lawyer only if you are well connected. If you are a new wig and u want make fast money, u can only achive that if u have already made parents who are into the proffession too or only if you work in corporate organisations. For those who want to start off on their own you can do so but it will take a while before you can make it on your own at least nothing less than 4yrs serving tutelage under a senior. Thats just d bitter truth

until she started playin 'away matches' in 'champions league'

Kaffs:
Honestly, this is just another scam to me. For crying  out loud the guy is a graduate, many of us dont have professional degrees and people are still making it. 2. He lives in lagos there are so many oppurtunities there and he doesnt even need a job to tap those opputunities only needs to use his brain with little capital he can start somethin 3. If he is so poor how does he get such access to the internet 4. @POSTER you did your mother a great disservice when you said you could not believe that she could turn her back on you or somethin like that she helped u throughout your life and u still expect her to continue cleaning up after you please BE A MAN AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT BE RESPONSIBLE
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xactly my sentiments, was just wondering,
@those  who care to help, there is absolutely nothin wrong in helping others all u need to do is bcareful in doin so. The story of d poster though sounds sympathetic but at the same time lacks merit in ma mind. I dnt know what d poster meant by he doesnt have a job after he's being offered an opportunity
to tutor some pupils for 10k, it will interest d poster to know that pple survive on a pltry some of 6 k i ds country n they r lookin on to God. I understand d fact that the poster is looking for greater opportunities but u dnt really have to post ur scripted 'story of my life' to attract public sentiments. I want to remind u dt if u actually passed through d four walls of an higher institution, u can make it in life.

@ Those who claim the poster cannot survive on 10k,
It will interest you to know that a corper serving in govt parastatals earns less than 15k to survive in Abuja. am nt reffering to those lucky enough to serve in big firms.

Be that as it may, d poster has tried his luck and it seems to be working for him. Its equally a good thing to realise that we have the likes of Aisha 2, radiant et all. with the heart of gold on nairaland, willing to render help to the 'needy'.
But the question i ask if this guys story turns out to be true, its just a tip of other sympathetic stories of countless hustling Nigerian graduate who have resorted to kipin their rich resumes to themselves for security reasons rather than posting them online. All the same i wish the poster the best and I advice the helpers to look before you leap.

Its about time,

Am so glad a thread like this is up here for legal minds like us. Am sure we can rub minds on some legal issues and constitutional crisis that rocks d nation from time to time.

short n busty ladies,

I weep for this country,


LORD where is d love?

_{I seriously suggest Mr. moderator to closed this thread before some bloodshed takes place here on NL}

Definition of HOT in d Nigerian music scene? =D'BANJ
Definition of HOT among naija female celebs?=I give it to JENNY anytime anyday,

D'BANJ + JENNY= AWESME COMBO OF HOTTIES

@ y'all haters on this thread
D'banj is just like evryoda guy out there, He 's got blood flowing in his veins so wts d hutt bout this awsme combo?
players get lonely too! players fall in luv too!

Way to go KOKOMASTA!

Had to many blatant lies from them, now am the one telling the lies. Learnt ma lesson the hard way

steve mike:
My second besty advert is that of GTB bank where you see a man and a woman climibing steps above with supporting edifice, showing that if you are serious and focussed you will attain your desire or height in life.

I use to love bank PHB adverts but when i saw that of GTB, it simply drove me wild. Thats motivation at its peak

madlady:
^^ I thought you had met someone nice?

we broke up on vals day

REHAB, REHAB!!!!!!!!!
DTS WAT U NEED RIGHT NOW,

romsky:
y marry a man u dont trust, well love that is blind will be opened by marriage once he puts a tracking device on u

lmao
@ poster
Trust me u cant possibly love someone u dnt trust, I believe trust breeds love.

Okay i just dnt get it when sme misguided fellows open up their wide mouth to say smething all in d name of being heard,
What is bad is BAD, there is no other name to it. Poverty, Joblessness and wateva crap y'all have to say shouldn't be an excuse for indulging in crime, There are pple out there living and making it through legitimate means. To those who bleat about getting a job, Is there anything wrong in getting a little bit more enterprising to create jobs rather than waiting for what this country can do for you. Honestly there is nothing like being your own BOSS! If each and everyone in this country can adopt dis principle and stop being lazy then the scourge of unemployment in this country would be reduced. PLs dnt get me wrong, The governement has a role to play though perhaps to provide jobs and create a visible platform for others to create jobs too but untill we develope the right attitude and orientation as stated earlier on, we goin to keep on whinning over this for ages. Thumbs up to Microsoft, Banky and others, 9ice song to me.

jumobi1:
The purpose of the song is corny to me. You don't kill a tree by cutting off its leafs. the root of Nigeria's reputation faces much condemnation cos we have no leaders. Lets dedicate songs to them and not to people who have degrees after years in college but can't get jobs and no way to eat. Not saying I support cybercrime in Nigeria.
No matter how hard you apply yourself, not everyone will get lucky. These guys are lucky their talent helped them cos their govt definitely didn't.

And what do u have to say bout undergraduates and even secondary school students who indulge in it, are they frustrated by unemployment too, ?

mbulela:
Apologies if it has been noted earlier.
I do not think that Jonathan has the legal powers to sack and hire a new cabinet.
The legality of the NASS empowerment is yet to be ascertained.
After all the drama and hurrays, there is very little the man can do without stepping on legal land mines.

u leave that for d courts to decide

@ POSTER
This is a long awaited move frm dis governement. Adetokunbo should av been there right from day one. Thats one of the problms we have in these country, we must learn to put technocrats where dey belong. Dnt know what a SAN like Adetokunbo will be doing in Tourism sector, Dora a season Prof. of Pharmacy in info ministry, wat d hell?

condomized:
@lonelypal, no wonder u still remain single and lonely 'cos no side of u tells u to be[b] jealous abt your girl, until she gets snatched. u have turned to BELEJAYAN. dont u think its very demeaning that with my[b] callibre[/b], my girlfriend uses my hard-earned gift to atone the face of her ex? its an embarrassment i wont take. my own gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]

I know ur type
U dnt need to go offensive over this, its a free world, Am just expressin ma opinion over this as requested by u. If u ve got game u need not get extremely insecure (in your own case its not jealousy) over her. Perhaps what she needs from you is a breathing space and your trust which obviously you lack an inkling of these two, Who gives a Bleep bout ur calibre? its got nothin to with ur relationship. Relationship is all about sacrifice. So grow up man and stop whinning. Besides dnt be deceived by ma username,

@ Poster
are u doubting her fidelity simply cos she gave her ex a present u ve passed unto her to do whatever she damn pleases with or there are other habits u aint comfortable with, dnt get it cos i personaally dnt see anything wrong with her givin her ex a gift regardless of where its coming from. I think ur just gettin unecessarily paranoid over this cos the recepient of the gift is her ex. U need to give her that benefit of doubt and dnt jump into conclusion yet. Wait till u have a concrete evidence against her.

nikkykay:
You can go on Friday and come back with the last flight on Sunday or first on Monday whether u r working or not.Dont allow him to spend time with another girl that day cos u might regret it later.

lol, a word they say is enough for the wise, sounds like someone is speakin frm exprience

@ poster
Aint nothin wrong goin to d Bahamas to spend val period with him as long as he can finance it.


_{Dnt mind Black Eyed Peas, dnt meet him half but go the whole for him. Its worth it cos its d season to show and celebrate love.}

Like Mr Brown JAY suggested,
It appears u studied biology in d classroom alone,

Cos man by nature is polygamous