₦airaland Forum

naijaking1:
Yoruba muslim want to deborah Davido

when Ogun no wan kill all Muslims in Yoruba Land, we Yorubas are not as stupid as Muslims in the North, if they try nonsense with davido, that will be the end of Islam in Yoruba Land.

Naijanascam:
Create your own acronym like ODE and have your peace

OBO....Omo Baba Owo to the world

you are a useless fellow

Lutherblaq:
Busy body tinubu is begging for a rerun, which re- run are you talking about? We have a winner between Atiku and Obi before inec do their abracadabra by pushing
you from 3rd to 1st position. - Jostoman

at this point, Nigerians is not even care who occupy the seat between Obi and Atiku, what is important is let Balablu get the hell out of that seat

Naijanascam:
Good one from OBO.....

Stop using this Yoruba word OBO, it means Virgina and no other meaning attached. Anybody calling that word anyhow is a useless person

How is this related to how to kick tilunbu out of Aso Rock?

sunnymighty:
Can't agree less, he was a legend in his own class.

nobody is talking about the very young president shagari hugging all the players

MeaslesMumpsRub:
Peter obi will go to court for 8 years and still loose again in 2031.

but your Oga is afraid of Peter Obi. You rats will hide when your criminal drug lord is thrown out of ASRock.

Bobloco:
Why is Tinubu, his minions and the APC eternally afraid of Peter obi and the labour party

please is this news real? That shows there will be rerun of election true true be that oh! Nigeria will have a second chance to rewrite the wrong.

Aquila99:
Lol. Dis one no even know wetin dey happen 4 Imo state. Nobody weh go fit win Hope for Nov Election. Nobi to dey shout. D guy 8years is sure. If na Athan of LP call u make u support Hope, 4get it.

are you married? How many children do you have? Because your future and that your generation unborn what is their hope like this?

haslaw:
Most nzouigbu nzougbu will start foaming at the mouth and cursing people who are humble and respectful

and you think you are making sense, you are just been foolish

LeoDeKing:
I'm just laughing at how some untrained apes will react to this act of respect. To those apes, respect for elders is alien except if there is monetary benefit in return.

I heard there are some backward villages where respect for elders is a sacrilege except if those elders are rich. If those elders are poor, I understand they are woken with either side kicks or resounding slaps.

I'm still investigating, I want to know if those backward barbaric villages still living in prehistoric era are in Nigeria.

you are terribly useless, you and the failures call leaders are are very very useless

madridguy:
Obi should go and take some rest and allow our president breathhhhhhhh

who is your president? No peace for the wicked

AchrafHakimi:
If you did, don't you think it would be one of the airline's requirements?

Mumu².

Now just look at your life outside

Seefinish:
I have forgiven those who rigged Tinubu into office

because they will surfer the most

Stephen2324:
Sisters, kindly give three reasons why a man will be lucky to marry you.

Men, please observe closely. The reasons may match who you are looking for.

you can't get any good response on NL, maybe you go to Facebook, majority of NL members are Lunatics

HanisahZuwy:
Please, I need your input/opinions/suggestions/advice on the state I can find love and also find work.

Below are the states I have in mind. If there's any other state you think would be better that's not on the list, you can mention them.


These are the states I have in mind;

Anambra state
Cross River state
Enugu state
Ondo state
Rivers state
Delta state
Niger state
Abuja( FCT)

Please, I would appreciate your inputs/suggestions/opinions/advice. Thanks

Remove Abuja from that list.

pandoragirigory:
You think everyone share your mother's story

your hopeless father is to be blame

Creatives100:
...you can come for it, I have everything documented to proof he's a scammer.... I can't come here to defame him if he hasn't defrauded me or people I know.

and why are you afraid to drop the proof here? Until then, you are not serious

pandoragirigory:
See those crying, we are winning and wining crushing the heads of enemies of Nigeria, they are even crying on national TV

I know you are crying currently

Allardyce:
If you get a job that pays you 100k, I am sure you will increase the children to 10.. You are productive in bed.

I don't have pity for people like you that are insensitive to things happening in the world.

even if you have pity for him, it amount to nothing! When last did you feel good about anything? Never, what if the wife gave birth to 5 of them at once? so keep keep your opinion to yourself.

taylor89:
Una go cry tire

We warned y’all like we did in 2015

But Helinues and the rest assured us Tinubu was a master strategist and a FIRST CLASS graduate of accounting from Chicago University

He did it in Lagos he will replicate it in Nigeria

I knew Tinubu was a Buffon because a man who spent over $500 million to acquire power won’t work for the benefit of the masses

Go to street now everybody just squeeze face

The country is mourning including APC supporters

Omo this government of Tinubu must favor you people and una family oo

Una go cry till blood come out

Tinubu fire down no look anybody face

Make the suffer choke

Before end of 2023 mortuary go full

Tinubu area of specialization is COCAINE & HEROIN not governance

you have stated everything I have in mind, hardship never start. They're just rehearsal, they will cry fire

STARGREEN:
I keep wondering why they're usually on State Roads, sometimes local government roads.

Last month I had to ask one of them...is this a federal road?

He responded that I should mind my business and keep driving that he never flagged me.

he's looking at you as a terrorist to his business lol.

STARGREEN:
I keep wondering why they're usually on State Roads, sometimes local government roads.

Last month I had to ask one of them...is this a federal road?

He responded that I should mind my business and keep driving that he never flagged me.

he's looking at you as a terrorist to his business lol

Made2Last:
I am just coming from a ban and I want to state something loud and clear!

Nairaland is gone over to our brothers from the ea... which is why anyone who shares a contrary view evidently different from their views is banned temporarily or permanently as the case may be.

Imagine if they had won this election, the Nigerian Prisons would have been overwhelmed by now... cos they will throw anyone or everyone in prison because they are in power.

How can I be banned for calling someone a foo... whereas there are countless threads where people have called each other foo....s and there wasn't any form of punishment but because they were able to heckle Seun and hijack the forum from him....any contrary view must chop ban!

Thank God, we dodged that bullet!

you dey mind those fools? They can ban as dey like, one day we will hack to this NL and shut it down completely, i have 15 accounts on NL. Imagine someone insults me, i replied the ediot just "MUMU". all for me to get ban for 1year and 3months.

obembet:
My dear Nairalanders, kindly save me from this loan Marchant. I was deceived by Thier agent.

Please ignore my typing errors.

According to Otijah

I have been borrowing from this app for sometime now until I decided to stop due to the one week duration they do give and the high interest rate during this interval

After 2days an agent of them chatted me up and told me about the increment in my loan to 50k and and extended duration of 1 month, I told him if its not what he said then I will wait he said no problem. He even said I should carry him along while doing it.

I went to the app clicked on it and saw 55k to pay 66k and after I did it I received an alert of 38k in my account instead of the 55k and a one week duration at that to pay 66k.

I chatted that agent to tell him about the outcome but he ignored me, I called him up he refused to answer, I told him I want to refund the money because I don't need it, as I did tell him initially yet he was ignoring me.

After three days I contacted another agent of theirs and told him about the incident he later gave me an account number to refund the principal, which I did immediately

Fast forward to one week later these people started threatening the hell of my life that I must pay those interest, that is non of their business. One even openly told me that they are trained to Deceive their customers and tell them lies do at to attract them.

Even till today am still receiving threatening messages from them

please I need an appropriate place to channel this. thanks

why will you refund the capital in the first place, that's where they saw your weakness, and using it against you, let me tell you, Thier threat is amount to nothing, empty nothing, even if you chop the capital, dey can't do nothing just relax yourself.

LittleBigDick:
That hair style is for broke ass bitchs


My woman won't never go on that bleeped up hairstyle

person wey drink garri this night with #100 sub dey make mouth

tonye33:
I have been married for 14 YEARS and 'we' have 3kids(all boys) but none of them belongs to me.

5years before I met my wife, I was involved in a car accident together with two of my friends. We were traveling from Lagos to Abuja and our car skidded off the road.
I was the only survivor of that accident, my friends died. I spent about 11months at the hospital and that left me with a condition that says I can't have children.

I gave my life to Jesus Christ and became a committed Christian after the incident.

In summary I became a pastor in a local church in my community 5years later and met my wife in the process.

I did not tell her about my condition because I was hopeful that God will heal me.

6 years into our marriage, my wife got pregnant and had 'our' first child.

To be sure, I secretly went for a DNA and it was clear I wasn't the father. I repeated the test for all 3 children and they are all not mine.

I have been living with this situation for the past 8 years and I am beginning to get irritated by both the children and my wife.
My wife pretends to be a good wife. She goes around preaching to women in the church about the need to remain faithful to their partners but she has had 3 children by another man or men I don't know.

I want to confront her, but I am confused as to how to go about the situation.
I am just angry and irritated by everyone in my house lately. I feel like a total stranger in my own home.

What should I do!?

--Please advise him.

maybe you should just shut up, you have medical issues, you didn't inform your wife, she played first away game, you find out you didn't react, she's leaving you at home to fvck outside and you know, you did nothing, and you want me, us NL to come and advice you? What is the problem with you people lately

Hardtotrust:
I am very very angry right now. I couldn't sleep last night. That is why I'm bringing this here this morning before I do something very bad. A father should be after the growth of his son and not after ruining him.

Please you guys should help me look into this matter. I understand that it was a matter of life and important concern.

I'm seriously struggling in the city to eck a living for myself and do the little I can for my family also. My father was a petty trader who hardly can provide adequate for the family. Some of us who come from a very poor background would understand this better. I mean coming from where absolutely nothing is kept for you. No support from the family and nothing, nothing and nothing. You are the one who die and same you would have to pour yourself water to come back to life. You, you and only you.

I buy fast consuming products and supply to people and make some gains from there. Sometimes I hawk the products. I was able to save up to N150k. Around May this year, I went to the village and bought some rubbers of palm oil and store them to sell around November/December and make gains.

Last week, I got a call that wind pulled off our house roof in the village. Since they are using small torchlight phone, I didn't get to see how serious the situation was. Even though I didn't have money, I sent N15k to help fix it. My father later called me and complained bitterly on why I sent just 15k, that according to the carpenter, that materials and workmanship would cost N65k. In my mind, I was just like, does this man even know how I survive here in the city?

For two nights, they didnt sleep in the house as the wind pulled off the rooof.

On Tuesday, I learnt my younger brother was being operated of Hernia. I know about the hernia but was under plan to raise money for it. And I knew there was no money to settle medical bills for operation. So I was shocked where they got the money to do operation.

As I traveled down yesterday to see them, dear Nairaland friends, all my rubbers of palm oil has been sold and the money spent on fixing the roof and paying for the medical bills for the hernia operation without my notice.

I am not taking this kindly with my father who engineered the whole thing and I want to arrest him to refund my money.

That is my life investment and it took me so much to raise the amount. Due to how things are now. I even wanted to sell two rubbers to invest back as the business is facing challenges now.

What should I do here to recover my money back? If I have another money, I would over look it but that is my life investment of my labour.

you want to arrest your father because of palm oil, you should learn how to do your thing in secrecy, don't even try it else your own children will not arrest you, they will kill you instead

HeartlessMan:
When will Police arrest the murderer of Engr. Funsho Williams?

the murderer now has the police in his pocket, infact he appoint who now work in the police

MS247:



Esunsun

Growing up was fun

Milky fried flying insects


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I've eaten Esusun and ojojo, Ojojo is akara fried with yam

Clashhh1:
Hope y'all having a good day? I've got a question.

I've been single for over 5 years cus my last relationship was hell on earth.

All these while I've had this girl who used to be my mate back in secondary school. We got along real good but she made it clear she doesn't want any relationship with me cus of reasons better known to her and wants just sex anytime we meet.

Lately we met and she's wondering why I'm still single then later said she's gonna link me up with a friend of hers who she sees as a daughter (God mother as them call am).

The said girl is beautiful no doubts and she's already done all the talking to my surprise. She gave me the girls contact and said I should just contact her and we probably won't see as we used to.

Now my question is, what could be her motives for that. It's really confusing.

one of the 5000ways to die young